Comments on: cant … reach … remote … control

By: Brooke

Brooke — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:55:50 +0000

H u L a R e U s !

By: …AND THATS WHEN HE « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:02:23 +0000

[...] u needz elongashun. [...]

By: loldoor

loldoor — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:50:37 +0000

he needs gadget arms

By: lolhappycat

lolhappycat — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:17:15 +0000

must get burd chnnl

By: Go Go Gadget Arms!! « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:00:50 +0000

[...] dis kitteh wishes for gadget arms. [...]

By: Wedding Photographers

Wedding Photographers — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:22:12 +0000

this cat must work for the goverment!

By: Dafydd

Dafydd — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:52:27 +0000

This is your cat on Comcast…

By: theosmommy

theosmommy — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:23:22 +0000

My meerkat impreshun. Let me show you it. I 2 comfy to get up, tho.

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 04:48:09 +0000

Ouch Lumbar kitteh! Ur pointy clauses hirts!!

By: Laura

Laura — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 23:29:45 +0000

go go gadget arm!

By: ExZonieKitteh

ExZonieKitteh — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 17:30:48 +0000

I haz bin lion hear 4 a lonnnng tiem naow…

By: SarahR

SarahR — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:06:25 +0000

CURSE MY LACK OF…. oh never mind.

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:26:10 +0000

I wants that kitteh! *snorgle*

By: RevWaldo

RevWaldo — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:22:11 +0000

:walks into room:
Why are you watching “Million Dollar Abs”?
(cat) kn..nt..reach..remot…
:walks over, picks up remote, turns off TV:
(cat) THANK YOU! !

By: Teho

Teho — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:10:13 +0000

or jus yooz teh Forz, Lewkitn

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:43:02 +0000

Pony saliva bettr den “necro”! Vet sykyatrist sees muches improo… impoor… gettin bettrz in won day! Keeps snorglin kittehs n reedin ICHC.
Hyoomer will u getz soon!

Bebeh kittehs guds fur snorgles!! Has muches kyootness n sooper snorglee tummees! Kyootness factor helps findz dem fureber homes!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:10:47 +0000

Baybeh Crookshanks needz 2 lern teh Summoneen Chrm

Accio Remote!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:23:59 +0000

Strukchure teh same much it iz.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:20:36 +0000

Grabee ting – NE relashun of grabee tee?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:16:19 +0000

I thought that show started well, but was really struggling for ideas by the end of season 3.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:13:14 +0000

In Soviet Russia, irony has you.

By: Meagen

Meagen — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:45:26 +0000

Longcat’s supr sekrit origyn storee.

By: B!

B! — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:18:51 +0000

Not-Very-Long Kitteh iz…. not long enough…

By: B!

B! — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:15:06 +0000

Lol, I need dat kitteh!

By: B!

B! — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:14:25 +0000

ZOMG!!! My stoopee ex useta do dat! He 6 ft 5, puts ma corfee cup onna top shelf!!! I 5 foot 4, but I has da power of da poutin!!!

Plus, I sez, if U gonna put da corfee cups up der, den yoo gonna make corfee an bring it to me evry mournin – an he did!!! He did make a good cuppa… but I dun drynk it no moar.

Also, he wuz ezzack hite to whack me inna noze wif himz elbow if I stood behin him an he threw sumpin. Owie. Forver hubby much better, he way closer my hite an way better all arown match fur me!

By: B!

B! — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:10:16 +0000

Sounz ironik!

By: B!

B! — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:08:09 +0000

No, iz lumbarr kitteh! Poyntee enz givs good massajis!!

By: starling

starling — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:19:29 +0000

Akkio koffee duznt wurk eiver.

By: starling

starling — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:17:19 +0000

My partnur eez short-ammed. I thinks she’d keel mee if I bort her grabee ting, tho.

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:59:29 +0000

Shera

OMG…..so de phunny !!!!

Maibe freuidian slip of de brain ????

Naw, prob nut…you juz get yoosed to habbin ta interpret de lolcatspeak dialek dat yr

brain haff ta do da thinkee sumtymz anz taikez yoo two da stranje plaices.

Iz gud fing….meenz brain is groweeng !!!

By: stend

stend — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:56:56 +0000

d*mnit – ever link to an old photo and think “j*sus, I can’t believe it didn’t think of that at the time” – for the i-luf-my-stick-ok :

“I don’t have a problem. I can stop any time I want”

By: stend

stend — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:46:29 +0000

too bad six feet under ended

I still laugh every time I think of claire in the first episode, high on crack, saying “AND NOW THIS WHOLE MISERABLE EXPERIENCE IS GOING TO BURN THAT MUCH BRIGHTER”

good times

By: stend

stend — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:41:24 +0000

the irony is who?

By: D Marie

D Marie — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:40:38 +0000

I messed up Teho’s instructions… I try again, if it doesn’t work this time, put teh h t t p : / / thingy in front of my link above…

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/04/i-luf-my-stick-ok/

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:34:54 +0000

LOL

De ownlee stix Iz noes abowt is de Troll Stick

Iz for wapping de mean Trolls !!

By: LastoftheBohicans

LastoftheBohicans — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:29:36 +0000

Must chanj chanl to Fox! At leest named fur animul! Everybody else sux!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:48:59 +0000

lazee kitteh is pizzed
cause paw fur means Teh Clapper (TM) iz useless to hem

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:37:30 +0000

and de ironee is hu.

By: D Marie

D Marie — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:14:01 +0000

an we luved owr stiks…

icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/04/i-luf-my-stick-ok/

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:07:12 +0000

*sigh* deez yung kittehs nowadays……sooo lazeee…alluhs wantin to be playin da video gamez and sittin around drinkin da sodas and gettin fatz…when we wuz yung ar muddas trew us outside and all day all we had wuz a stick to playz wit….

tsk, tsk

By: D Marie

D Marie — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:03:24 +0000

or dey gud for us short peepl who live wit tall peepl. “Pls nawt to be puttin mai sereal on teh top pantree shelf” didnt werk. Grabee ting werks. Unles sumwhun puts it on teh top shelf.

By: pollosmoky

pollosmoky — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:59:12 +0000

yeh, but u needz ppozabl thumz for doz

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:50:42 +0000

Oar wun of doze reechy/grabbee tings lyk mai dadi had whin he broked hims hip an wuznt pozed to be moovin roun musch.

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:43:28 +0000

Sum pippls on dis site haz a poztivly starteling lak of sinse of hyoomur.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:43:19 +0000

“leader of the band” indeed!

By: AppleKittehPipeBand

AppleKittehPipeBand — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:02:47 +0000

NEEDS MIRACLE GROW!

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:46:24 +0000

No goggies at my kitteh clinic!!! and pony saliva is another specialty all together!
(hors-spitel—get it? Vet humor is pretty poor, I know)

but I wuv goggies and sees them at my second job.

I has many bebeh kittehs at wurk to snorgle. I just hope I can find them furever homes.

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:38:16 +0000

Hmm… maybe something to suppliment the flagging vet business…….

“To make sleeping with the dead just a little more comfortable”

But someone always steals my entrepreneurial ideas.

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:17:49 +0000

O an be4 ey forgetz
FURRRRRST!

Hot damn!

By: Lotje

Lotje — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:15:26 +0000

in soviet russia, remote control can’t reach yu