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lol i like that comment
That’s my first thought, too!
hehe it’s funi how ur comments got less cheezbrgrz but ur spkin Enrgish :/ i fink it’s discimination againzt da Engrish spkurz
Sum pippls on dis site haz a poztivly starteling lak of sinse of hyoomur.
and de ironee is hu.
the irony is who?
In Soviet Russia, irony has you.
O an be4 ey forgetz
FURRRRRST!
Hot damn!
“leader of the band” indeed!
go go gadget arm!
iz neckroll pillo, not kitteh…..yes?
comfy neckroll pillo! soft n floofy! Jus watch owt fur teh pointy ends!
H u L a R e U s !
I is much sik
I read that as “necro,” like dead, pillo and wondered what in the h*ll that was.
why, it’s a novelty pillow for necrophiliacs. there’s a big market for that, y’know
And there I was, thinking it was one of those little satin pillows they put in coffins….but I guess that would be something innocuous like eternal pillow.
Hmm… maybe something to suppliment the flagging vet business…….
“To make sleeping with the dead just a little more comfortable”
But someone always steals my entrepreneurial ideas.
too bad six feet under ended
I still laugh every time I think of claire in the first episode, high on crack, saying “AND NOW THIS WHOLE MISERABLE EXPERIENCE IS GOING TO BURN THAT MUCH BRIGHTER”
good times
I thought that show started well, but was really struggling for ideas by the end of season 3.
Ai see simptm ob spendng 2 muches tym at kitteh hors-spitel. Vet sykyatrist rekomens meny hors to be spent on teh interwebs reedin ICHC & laffng. Den snorgle & smoo awl teh kittehs n goggehs dats to com see you at hors-spitel. Dis shud rewyr ur brain frum deth to funneh!
No goggies at my kitteh clinic!!! and pony saliva is another specialty all together!
(hors-spitel—get it? Vet humor is pretty poor, I know)
but I wuv goggies and sees them at my second job.
I has many bebeh kittehs at wurk to snorgle. I just hope I can find them furever homes.
Pony saliva bettr den “necro”! Vet sykyatrist sees muches improo… impoor… gettin bettrz in won day! Keeps snorglin kittehs n reedin ICHC.
Hyoomer will u getz soon!
Bebeh kittehs guds fur snorgles!! Has muches kyootness n sooper snorglee tummees! Kyootness factor helps findz dem fureber homes!
Shera
OMG…..so de phunny !!!!
Maibe freuidian slip of de brain ????
Naw, prob nut…you juz get yoosed to habbin ta interpret de lolcatspeak dialek dat yr
brain haff ta do da thinkee sumtymz anz taikez yoo two da stranje plaices.
Iz gud fing….meenz brain is groweeng !!!
No, iz lumbarr kitteh! Poyntee enz givs good massajis!!
Ouch Lumbar kitteh! Ur pointy clauses hirts!!
Ehn! Ehn!
Oh fergitz it!
*rolls over*ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZ*SNORK*ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZ
I can has TiVo?
Comcast krappy DVR interface, DO NOT WANT!
Please to not sit on me, I blend in wit couch. Kthx.
Sounz ironik!
Party Monster Kitteh sai,
“Oh hai
I made u sum ketamine, but i ated it.
Up my noz.
Plz to change channel,
dis one has too much goblins in it.
I is in mai k-hole.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKthx.”
quick, kitty – have a lollypop before you K-hole into the sofa !!!
remote is . . .remote.
Wins!
tat kitteh is SO patheticalee lazy…
he needz a remote FOR hiz remote !
Oar wun of doze reechy/grabbee tings lyk mai dadi had whin he broked hims hip an wuznt pozed to be moovin roun musch.
yeh, but u needz ppozabl thumz for doz
CURSE MY LACK OF…. oh never mind.
or dey gud for us short peepl who live wit tall peepl. “Pls nawt to be puttin mai sereal on teh top pantree shelf” didnt werk. Grabee ting werks. Unles sumwhun puts it on teh top shelf.
My partnur eez short-ammed. I thinks she’d keel mee if I bort her grabee ting, tho.
ZOMG!!! My stoopee ex useta do dat! He 6 ft 5, puts ma corfee cup onna top shelf!!! I 5 foot 4, but I has da power of da poutin!!!
Plus, I sez, if U gonna put da corfee cups up der, den yoo gonna make corfee an bring it to me evry mournin – an he did!!! He did make a good cuppa… but I dun drynk it no moar.
Also, he wuz ezzack hite to whack me inna noze wif himz elbow if I stood behin him an he threw sumpin. Owie. Forver hubby much better, he way closer my hite an way better all arown match fur me!
Grabee ting – NE relashun of grabee tee?
lazee kitteh is pizzed
cause paw fur means Teh Clapper (TM) iz useless to hem
gives teh remote to me, r i introduce ur sofa to my pointy claws.
Too… sneepy… stuk wotchin crappy shoh!
Draft exclooder kitteh exkloodes drafts.
Lol, I need dat kitteh!
Wen day goz out, dey aim dis ting at me an press off. Hous safe, kitteh bored.
Comcast remote control too cluttered, hard to work with!
You can’t really make a lolcat out of that but still. I hate the comcast remote. total krap!
Elongate!
OH NOES !!! have accidentially activated the dreaded quicksofa remote control while watching jerry springer !!! longcat – save meeeee !!!
apperz to be nawt so much catatonic as kittehtonik (also, i’z busy LOLing from teh kyootness of teh splayed feets on this kitteh)
I luv teh feetses. When i had teh kittehs, I useded to wakes ‘em up just to see kitteh stwetch. Hay tehy wakeded me up allus teh tiem so fayr is fayr!
Not much is kyooter dan kitteh toeses stwetchin.
Go, go Gadget Claws!
dis time, kitteh, wet go uf your conshus sef and ack on instink.
pls to stretch owt wif yr feelingses…
…use teh Forse…
Strong the force is in this one.
i wunner wat Yoda sentence struktr iz in lolspeak?…
…uh oh
…*my head asplode*
Strukchure teh same much it iz.
If it mah kitteh, ackin on instink is part uv normul day. If it in kitteh, it stink.
Wantto snorgle teh bebbeh kitteh tummeh!!1!!!
Akkio Remote!
I tries day won all teh timez, but it does not to wurk.
Akkio koffee duznt wurk eiver.
who said u cant wear stripes and dots togetters? iz my personal style.
horeezontail … phix pleeze?
Mr. Fantasticat of the Fantastic Four… before cosmic radiation gave him his super powers
mai tummee – it haz Mmaj like shrowd?
in soviet russia, remote control can’t reach yu
NEEDS MIRACLE GROW!
*sigh* deez yung kittehs nowadays……sooo lazeee…alluhs wantin to be playin da video gamez and sittin around drinkin da sodas and gettin fatz…when we wuz yung ar muddas trew us outside and all day all we had wuz a stick to playz wit….
tsk, tsk
an we luved owr stiks…
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/04/i-luf-my-stick-ok/
LOL
De ownlee stix Iz noes abowt is de Troll Stick
Iz for wapping de mean Trolls !!
I messed up Teho’s instructions… I try again, if it doesn’t work this time, put teh h t t p : / / thingy in front of my link above…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/04/i-luf-my-stick-ok/
d*mnit – ever link to an old photo and think “j*sus, I can’t believe it didn’t think of that at the time” – for the i-luf-my-stick-ok :
“I don’t have a problem. I can stop any time I want”
Must chanj chanl to Fox! At leest named fur animul! Everybody else sux!
Not-Very-Long Kitteh iz…. not long enough…
Longcat’s supr sekrit origyn storee.
Baybeh Crookshanks needz 2 lern teh Summoneen Chrm
Accio Remote!
or jus yooz teh Forz, Lewkitn
:walks into room:
Why are you watching “Million Dollar Abs”?
(cat) kn..nt..reach..remot…
:walks over, picks up remote, turns off TV:
(cat) THANK YOU! !
I wants that kitteh! *snorgle*
I haz bin lion hear 4 a lonnnng tiem naow…
My meerkat impreshun. Let me show you it. I 2 comfy to get up, tho.
This is your cat on Comcast…
this cat must work for the goverment!
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he needs gadget arms
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