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Mai guitar skillz.
Let me show u them.
com bak l8r haf big intervu wif RS kthxbai
we has on teh cubber?
Dr Hook kitteh wayts for teh Medisin Show to arrive….
kitteh be on the cubber of the RS! buyz 5 coppees for his mudder!
Oh hai, i reschringed yer gittare
An it noe tastid gud
Cud u get cheez flavur?
High-strung kitteh has finally snapped.
Wayt… WHUT yu say deez stringz is maed ov???
Oh Elfi, U haz me in teh stitchez.
dem is fosfur bronz, silleh. u finkin of teh sensles violins!
Errrm, wooden dat be, “Spinally Tapped” insted uv, “Finally Snapped”?
You, friend, win the internetz.
Dey winz a seereez uv toobz?
I don’t understand! What do they normally go to?
most amps go to 10 so to get it tto that extra level these amps go to 11.
no no no, u iz still flat on da G
keep tooning
Dairik Smallz kitteh asks, “Are wee gunna do Stoanhenj dis ebenin?”
gots ta git teh qcummers reddy if we do…….
uuhhhhmmmm. U sort of lozt mee heer. U meenz uze going to maek tiny Stonehenge replica out of qcumberz? Soundz liek an interzting projeck!
Dairik wears big qcummers in his pantz….. his trademark was his big qcummer, butt he takes it out to goe thru medal detector cuz it has foil-rapper fur fresheness.
oh, I seez. Tho Stonehenge replica mite have been fun. I nawt knowz these thingx. Mai Rock Band (& folk - also very big tehn) expertise goez frum 1965 to circa 1977. Wuz very exciting time. Since then, fur meh, cept fur teh occasional ear catching song, not so much.
thank U, SandyW, fur helpin catch me up!
but JCH4K…..dos waz teh bestest ob teh rok n rol yearz!!!!
Now pleaz to be bringin me mah dish of green M&Ms, mah cut-up Oreos, an mah groupies….
comez bact latur. im almoss dun
u lyke ??
strings mimik teh swirlies in teh kittehs eyes. “yu willz do mai biddin, hoomin!”
Kitteh wuz gonna play on Van Halen reunion tour, but has left due to “artistic differences”.
Ok. so I got the real scoop on whut happend: David Lee Roth wuz jellus of kitteh gettin’ all de attenshun, so he sez to kitteh — “I iz gonna get rid of u just like I got ridz of Sammy Hagar”. Kitteh doan need all dat drama, so him quitz. Gots an offer to play wif Rascal Catts anyway, so he too bizzy for VH. But you din’t hear dis from me, ok?
I can has Les Paul?
u can has Ovashun rowndbak!
oh hai. Consertz tonite on teh bak fence unner UR windowz.
thats an acoustic guitar…..PHAIL!!!!
SSHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh! Dunt hurt kittehz feelinz.
Could be an electric acoustic…yes such a thing exists
and you obviously don’t get the reference to the amp kitteh is sitting on…
so telluz wut de refrense meenz…..an doan be meen
kthx
Movie reference - “This Is Spinal Tap”
The knobs on the amps go to 11.
Teh best longer explanation (but short) is here -http://www.sacbee.com/buzz/story/227801.html
Hope taht come up all right.
Kitteh iz sitting on what appearz to be a guitar amplifier. Well, of couse, it’s really just an amplifier - can be used for things other than a guitar (tho not bass guitar - bass needz special speakers, usually). They have volume settings, usually the loudest being 10.
But 11 is louder! YEAHHH!!!! So Spinal Tap is louder, therefore BETTER than ANY other band! Woooo!!!!
Lady Ice is riet — is one of deze:
http://www.ovationguitars.com/index.cfm?fa=detail&mid=1813
mabey is nots egzact model, but see teh lektronix?
Eye tiot wuxz making 12-stringz N2 11 og frm. Buttz not nao if iz enuff peggzzz awn nek.
Eye lubs Les Paul; whut about Merry Furd?
reality kitteh not in piktur
Now I can has “Freebird”?
if st. louis kitteh, kitteh whantz Fredbird
Fredbird be lasting longur
FREEBIRD !!!
INAGADDADAVIDA!!1!
(boi, iz i old)
smokez on teh watur
YEAH DOOD!!! SOTW soooo good live!
An song uv choyse fur whild rekerd attemp fur moast gittarists playin at wun tiem - like 3000!
Smoke on teh watur is teh song I merember frum mai furst skool dans. I had new plaid mini, an new boyfren, an teh dance wuz in teh gym, so we all had 2 taek owr shoes off
I wuz wearin Momma’s hi-heels an sumone stoled dem! I had to walk hoam barefoots. Momma not pleased.
Saw my owld boyfren cuppla years ago, wit himz wife an himz kids, who be owlder dan we wer den. Weird feelin.
We aul kame out 2 Montru,
Oan dah Lak Jeneva shoarlyne
2 mak rekordz with dah moabyle
We diddnt hav mush tyme
Frank Zappa & the othahs,
Were at dah bezt playce in towown,
When zome ztupyd wit a flayregun,
Burnd dag playce 2 dah growownd.
Smoke oan teh wawtur
Fyre in dah skye…
Sorry to go OT–
Wut’z up wif de comment counteh? It showz de “noo commentz” fer dis piksher, altho thar ees sevrul.
Somwon shud luk inner dis. An bring us cheezburgers.
Yesssszzz! I wuz sittin there goin - whut the ??? Itz 10:30 on a Funday mohrning. Wehre IZ ebberywun? N den I goez - OMG! OMG! Muzt think!! An I thot of sumthing taht wudn’t diagrayce mee tooooo much. An tehn - AWL dese commentz!!!! Harummmphphph.
I know…what a tease, huh?
(bleary eyed, needz koffee, grumph grumph, open up ICHC, WHOA!…THINK, THINK, THINK, OK OK OK, …..oh 32 people have been here already!)
FUNDAY ??????? FTW !!!!!!!!! i lubes dat, izzat yer bery ownest idea????? brillent!!!! caturday and funday, perfecto!
I thot I was gunna getz a “first!” But no.
Kitteh sings: ai wanna be a beeg rok star!
Ai cans have teh defness?
wut?
So U wanna be a rock ‘n’ roll star?
Den listen nao to wut I say
Jist get a lectric guitar
Den take sum time
An learn how too play…
Den if ur hair is rite
An ur pantz ar tite
Iz gonna be all rite.
Ah wanna bee a rok n roll singer,
Yeah tahtz wot ahm longin 2 bee,
Hou abowt U, iv U fanci it 2,
U can akompanee me?
cat stevenz? iz u, yusuf?
ooh ah ee yah ooh ah
ryd on teh cheeztrayn!
mornin haz broken…i dinnit do it.
blakburd has spokin — den he stop.
[urp]
kitteh waz onlee waitin foar this moment to arize?