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Mai guitar skillz.
Let me show u them.
com bak l8r haf big intervu wif RS kthxbai
we has on teh cubber?
Dr Hook kitteh wayts for teh Medisin Show to arrive….
kitteh be on the cubber of the RS! buyz 5 coppees for his mudder!
Oh hai, i reschringed yer gittare
An it noe tastid gud
Cud u get cheez flavur?
High-strung kitteh has finally snapped.
Wayt… WHUT yu say deez stringz is maed ov???
Oh Elfi, U haz me in teh stitchez.
dem is fosfur bronz, silleh. u finkin of teh sensles violins!
Errrm, wooden dat be, “Spinally Tapped” insted uv, “Finally Snapped”?
You, friend, win the internetz.
Dey winz a seereez uv toobz?
I don’t understand! What do they normally go to?
most amps go to 10 so to get it tto that extra level these amps go to 11.
no no no, u iz still flat on da G
keep tooning
Dairik Smallz kitteh asks, “Are wee gunna do Stoanhenj dis ebenin?”
gots ta git teh qcummers reddy if we do…….
uuhhhhmmmm. U sort of lozt mee heer. U meenz uze going to maek tiny Stonehenge replica out of qcumberz? Soundz liek an interzting projeck!
Dairik wears big qcummers in his pantz….. his trademark was his big qcummer, butt he takes it out to goe thru medal detector cuz it has foil-rapper fur fresheness.
oh, I seez. Tho Stonehenge replica mite have been fun. I nawt knowz these thingx. Mai Rock Band (& folk – also very big tehn) expertise goez frum 1965 to circa 1977. Wuz very exciting time. Since then, fur meh, cept fur teh occasional ear catching song, not so much.
thank U, SandyW, fur helpin catch me up!
but JCH4K…..dos waz teh bestest ob teh rok n rol yearz!!!!
Now pleaz to be bringin me mah dish of green M&Ms, mah cut-up Oreos, an mah groupies….
comez bact latur. im almoss dun
u lyke ??
strings mimik teh swirlies in teh kittehs eyes. “yu willz do mai biddin, hoomin!”
Kitteh wuz gonna play on Van Halen reunion tour, but has left due to “artistic differences”.
Ok. so I got the real scoop on whut happend: David Lee Roth wuz jellus of kitteh gettin’ all de attenshun, so he sez to kitteh — “I iz gonna get rid of u just like I got ridz of Sammy Hagar”. Kitteh doan need all dat drama, so him quitz. Gots an offer to play wif Rascal Catts anyway, so he too bizzy for VH. But you din’t hear dis from me, ok?
I can has Les Paul?
u can has Ovashun rowndbak!
oh hai. Consertz tonite on teh bak fence unner UR windowz.
thats an acoustic guitar…..PHAIL!!!!
SSHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh! Dunt hurt kittehz feelinz.
Could be an electric acoustic…yes such a thing exists
and you obviously don’t get the reference to the amp kitteh is sitting on…
so telluz wut de refrense meenz…..an doan be meen
kthx
Movie reference – “This Is Spinal Tap”
The knobs on the amps go to 11.
Teh best longer explanation (but short) is here -http://www.sacbee.com/buzz/story/227801.html
Hope taht come up all right.
Kitteh iz sitting on what appearz to be a guitar amplifier. Well, of couse, it’s really just an amplifier – can be used for things other than a guitar (tho not bass guitar – bass needz special speakers, usually). They have volume settings, usually the loudest being 10.
But 11 is louder! YEAHHH!!!! So Spinal Tap is louder, therefore BETTER than ANY other band! Woooo!!!!
Lady Ice is riet — is one of deze:
http://www.ovationguitars.com/index.cfm?fa=detail&mid=1813
mabey is nots egzact model, but see teh lektronix?
Eye tiot wuxz making 12-stringz N2 11 og frm. Buttz not nao if iz enuff peggzzz awn nek.
Eye lubs Les Paul; whut about Merry Furd?
reality kitteh not in piktur
Now I can has “Freebird”?
if st. louis kitteh, kitteh whantz Fredbird
Fredbird be lasting longur
FREEBIRD !!!
INAGADDADAVIDA!!1!
(boi, iz i old)
smokez on teh watur
YEAH DOOD!!! SOTW soooo good live!
An song uv choyse fur whild rekerd attemp fur moast gittarists playin at wun tiem – like 3000!
Smoke on teh watur is teh song I merember frum mai furst skool dans. I had new plaid mini, an new boyfren, an teh dance wuz in teh gym, so we all had 2 taek owr shoes off
I wuz wearin Momma’s hi-heels an sumone stoled dem! I had to walk hoam barefoots. Momma not pleased.
Saw my owld boyfren cuppla years ago, wit himz wife an himz kids, who be owlder dan we wer den. Weird feelin.
We aul kame out 2 Montru,
Oan dah Lak Jeneva shoarlyne
2 mak rekordz with dah moabyle
We diddnt hav mush tyme
Frank Zappa & the othahs,
Were at dah bezt playce in towown,
When zome ztupyd wit a flayregun,
Burnd dag playce 2 dah growownd.
Smoke oan teh wawtur
Fyre in dah skye…
Sorry to go OT–
Wut’z up wif de comment counteh? It showz de “noo commentz” fer dis piksher, altho thar ees sevrul.
Somwon shud luk inner dis. An bring us cheezburgers.
Yesssszzz! I wuz sittin there goin – whut the ??? Itz 10:30 on a Funday mohrning. Wehre IZ ebberywun? N den I goez – OMG! OMG! Muzt think!! An I thot of sumthing taht wudn’t diagrayce mee tooooo much. An tehn – AWL dese commentz!!!! Harummmphphph.
I know…what a tease, huh?
(bleary eyed, needz koffee, grumph grumph, open up ICHC, WHOA!…THINK, THINK, THINK, OK OK OK, …..oh 32 people have been here already!)
FUNDAY ??????? FTW !!!!!!!!! i lubes dat, izzat yer bery ownest idea????? brillent!!!! caturday and funday, perfecto!
I thot I was gunna getz a “first!” But no.
Kitteh sings: ai wanna be a beeg rok star!
Ai cans have teh defness?
wut?
So U wanna be a rock ‘n’ roll star?
Den listen nao to wut I say
Jist get a lectric guitar
Den take sum time
An learn how too play…
Den if ur hair is rite
An ur pantz ar tite
Iz gonna be all rite.
Ah wanna bee a rok n roll singer,
Yeah tahtz wot ahm longin 2 bee,
Hou abowt U, iv U fanci it 2,
U can akompanee me?
cat stevenz? iz u, yusuf?
ooh ah ee yah ooh ah
ryd on teh cheeztrayn!
mornin haz broken…i dinnit do it.
blakburd has spokin — den he stop.
[urp]
kitteh waz onlee waitin foar this moment to arize?
No i duznint tink mai wiskers luks like geetar strings…y u aks?
Jus da enz!!
Spinal Tap FTW. That is all. Smell the glove.
(pleh)
someone eeted teh whiping creemes from ur sundaes? ooohhhhh……
kitteh gonna be beeg rawk star!
is going 2 crank up teh amp to deffening!
“Absolutely, under no circumstance at all are customers allowed to play Stairway to Heaven, Sweet Child of Mine, or Smoke on the Water while trying out guitars. Thank You.”
Reminds me of “Wayne’s World”
“Oh yes you will be mine”
Oh, I SOOOO relatez to this. On tyme, long, long ago, there wuz a rock band rehersing neer mai office – tehy plaiyed NUTHIN butt “Smoke on teh Water” for MUNTHZ. I still cantz heer taht without teh crinj!
I foud tihs in wiki, tehy said it was a sign in a guitar store window. Iz refrenz in wiki Stairway to teh Cheezburgerz. I thot it was funnee to share.
fiyn wif meh!
[starts fingerpicking "Dust In the Wind"]
[sigh]
if i hads posabul fums, i cuds whup Eddy, Stevy, an Jimy al togevur.
I tewtully bin to geetar stoars dat had a sign liek dat! It gabe me an ebil giggl.
No Stairway??? NO WAI! Denied!
I can haz “SPace Truckin” (Made in Japan cut)?
Max the Roadie is on duty….i got muh eyes on you, get away go on..no be touching the equipment!
D minor is such a sensitive key.
“and what do you call this?”
“Lick My Love Pump”
whut? we losted another drummmer? How dat happen?
A. bizarre gardening accident
B. mysteriously exploded onstage
C. dead of a melanin overdose
D. couldnt reed teh map an got lost in Bat Country
This iz very clevur! (I think)
JCH4K, I responeded butt put in rong place, see pleze below.
-SW
+1 for subtle “Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas” reference
Chokt on sumwun else’s sick!
Collect em all! Drummerz uv Spinal Tap Tradie Cardz!!!!
i gotz a joke that is kinda off topic but kinda on topic…
Q. What u call a drummer wif no grrlfren?
A. homeless!
now bak to ur regularly skeduoold lolcats!
Sumbuddy sed sumpin bout a gittar tuna?
LOL!
Iz oold nuf 2 member Innagaddaetc. Laffng maeks lief longer? Izz gud nmews, Eye tinks…
Hmmn, wonders awf humming “Da catt caem bak”
Ur gittar – it haz a flavor
oh hai. u doan need dis amp fur ur purrformens tonite, rite? i has importent napz to be taekin. kthxbai
dis iz Spinaltap.
u kno, iz such a fine line btwn clehvur an stoopid.
I iz dun wit my pawformance.
Can i haz cheezburger now?
oh. emm. geeze.
best macro EVAH!!!1!!1!!!111111!!1
‘why don’t you just make 10 the loudest and then turn them up to 10?’
‘.. *blank stare* but these go to 11.. ‘
hai, is not orijinal, A-C is Spinal Tap historee, and D is Cheezburger historee.
D is favurite one for Hunter S. Tomcatson. The tag is “driving”. Is frum his funee book “Fur and Meatloafing in Las Vegas” (RIP HST, thx for all teh laffs thru mai college dais.)
Well Sandy! Aren’t you just the nicest! I said “I think ” not because I doubted you were funny, but I doubted my reasons for thinking so! I DID think D. referred to “We can’t stop here . . .” and possibly pajint Kitteh. Didn’t know about the others, but assumed they were equally clever and altogether seemed kind of funny ways to be losing teh drummers. But, unbelievable as this may seem, I had not seen (or even heard much) of “Fear and Loathing . . .”, either as book or movie. I did follow “driving” tag and saw your commentz there. Then I googled “Fear . . ” and WOW. Johnny Depp AND Terry Gilliam! Has to be good. And I guess I’ll need to trot off to the library and get the book!
Still not sure I’m interested in “Spinal Tap.” Doesn’t seem awfully relevant to m interests!
Now I can has “Freebirdburger”?
LOL! Gotta luv a ‘SpinalTap’ reference. Nice.
;-}
Break Like the wind!!!
Dat Spinal tap song is full of win and awsum!!!
No, Xmas wif da Devvil be’s da bes!!! LOL!
gimmeh sum moneh…
spinal tap kitteh sez: but deeze goze to elefun!
why not maeks them go to ten but maeks ten laowdar?
… but deeze goze to elefun!
the bulonee is too bigg for da breds
and wen u fol’ da breds it brake
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i luvs how whiskars r messy lik teh stringz
“we havnt bin able to straiten dem sinse drummr asploded”
Oh hai! I iz yer new gitar teknishun.
Jest to let me be gettink out mai Korg tuna and I will has yer gitar tunaed to prefection.
…..trying to figure it out
also: kitteh’s sowl-pach be crookid.
[siedwaiz hed]
My geetar solos
let me show u dem
yayz that is: spinal cat!
Big clawdom! Big clawdom! Tawk bout pawcakes, my cat’s got ‘em!
FTW! Teh BEST kitteh pikture EVAR!!!
Mew mew mew, kat scrach feever, na na na!!!!
i sed dont tuch it.. dont evn luuk at it…
whoever made ths one! That was the best one i have seenz!
o hai…i r christphr gesst kitty…
u tuned da gitar.
Iz tuna fish….git it???
Iz crak me up.
mah kitteh iz alwayz on mah amp
which is gud until he decidez it are gud skratchin post cuz of da fuzzy cab
zomg!!1! dis b lookin liek mah kitteh, Mikey!