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Aww, this looks like my Alice kitteh…only my girl is a long-haired Tortie!
Whut time iz it? Cheeeeeeeezburgr time!
yea, she looks lyke our Scooter, too!!
Looks like my tortie, Virginia! She makes that squinchy face in the sunlight, too.
DOOD IT R LIK MAH KAT! OH MAY GAWD
MINE T2O! OHMG!
And the Is……..a quarter before tail
Oops meant to say The TIME is….a quarter before Tail
Needz more caffeine kthxbai
Sundial cat sez itz naptime!
I was just thinking:
“this won’t work – every five minutes cat will flop over”
Oh, Stend. I bleeve u has added at least 2 monthz to mai lief! How true! It WON’T werk. Cat WILL flop over. Awl teh rest of us goin – OK – sundial cat – hmmm – whut tiem it be now?
uv coarse. dis is how u tell tiem: u cownt da nummer uv kitteh flopz!
in fact, if u get lotsa kittehs in a rume, u can make a kitteh compooter. it can run at meeliuns of flops. it wud rivel reglar compooters, which kan run of mebe one terra flops.
If one adds 5 mins to one’s life every time one laughs or smiles, you will make me live to at least 100 years old!:-)
My little calico Emma does this. We always tell her that if she is so tired she should just lay down. Her answer: Can’t lay down. Too sleepy.
iz useless.
if a kitteh is in sunshine, it’s gonna be naptime.
tempus dormit
If u beez a kitteh, it shoar duz!
iz in ur sonz mahkin ur shadows
u lykes ???
2:10……napptimez.
Iz One COOL Tic Toc !! No Elctricity Or Batteries Needed & I letz you noes what time it is wis a Big MEOW! Cept for Cloudy Daze & Nitz… Noes pwoblem!! I makes up for LOST TIME!!
IN SOVIET UNION, TIME TELLS YOU
Yeah Well– Iz American Kitty ENOUGH OF DIS SOVIET UNION Stuff!!
in soviet russia KITTKAT has a HISSyFIT?
( neener… neener… neener… )
In Soviet union, Hissyfit has Kittkat.
in Yovyet Sumwun, Kissykat has Hippychik.
[return of the son of brainsplort]
Teho can spook in speanerisms. Careful, or yull get yer tangue all tonggled up.
In soviet union, smirk has you…;)
whoops, I show my age…dat is soviet russia.
dis mayk me spyoo coffee in lafter.
In Soviet Russia, we iz too poor to afford watchez, we has to strap sundial cat to wrist insted. Iz not so grate akshuelly, kittehs keep excaping.
and dey certinly not waterproof.
U guyz maek me laff!!!!!
Best ob awl, haz bilt in alaram clok! Alaram goes owf eberyday at same tyms -brekfass n dindin!
I haz off topuk kwestun…..I founded this plaz by happi accident. I wantz to be regoolar and getz to post da kittehs and votz on the kittehz. How I duz this? I want my Paige-umms to be on ICHC!
I thinkz peeps her likz me…some times my comments haz some winz….
I wud luv to helz u, but I duzn’t know either! I’m shoor sumwun wil be soon – shirley no later tahn 2:10 (if tehy not be nappin tehn) to showz u teh way.
But doan call me shirley!
Airplain ref FTW!
That Shirley joke wuz around LONG before Airplane!
(And so wuz I)
Ferry nuff. I wuz around long b4 Airplane 2, but Airplane was 1st playce I heered it.
Votes on teh kittehs is eezy… jus klik on teh cheezburgrs to render ur opinion. Gettin pikture on teh site, not so eezy. Go to teh “build/ submit” link on teh top of teh page, n follows instrucshuns (dat teh eezy part). U’ll get link to ur lolcat creashun, n maybes if ur lucky, ur pik will end up on teh votin page or teh front page.
… also, hello and welcome !!!
…to my home! Only through the magic of Hollywood. Now let’s teleport into my closet and talk about fashion!
U Clicks teh register butn on teh top of ur intertubes.
ME ow and my shadder…. lalalalala
Stoli down de avenew.
sundial cat haz dailed for rayz
mor plz
No put me away in soli-ta-reeeeee…i iz innosent…*sigh*
N U R late
Is 2 o clock, do u no whar your kittehs r?
Eezy…shleepin under teh kitchn table, of corse. I no evn has to look for dem!
Kitteh may be reset by rotating tail, or feeding cheezburgers. Kitteh compatible with all time zones. He ignores every one of them.
Kitteh shot a manx in Reno, jst 2 watch himz dye
Whn Iz hears dat wissel blow I hangz mah hed an crys
Johnny Cash kitteh FTW!
Kitteh getz sunbeem all to herself! Yayz!!
x3
Iz….2:38? 3:27? Deez sundaiyulz b veree hard tu reed.
Sundail cat sez “2 late!”
or “toodle ate”
Iz telin u da tymez.
it’s burger-thirtee, babeh, dat’s teh happee owr! awl appytizers awn speshul.
Kitteh is absorbin solar energies to discharj later when humin beans are tryna sleep.
Den kitteh can has teh whirlies!
yep
SOLAR CAT
IS RECHARGING
so…kittehs r hypurr at nyte ‘cuz dey storez sun all dai? makez purrfict senz!!
Only the shadow knows
“Da weed from crime bears bitter froot!”
Teh tym beez haff pass a munky’s azz, a kwarter tu himz harbls.
it r chzbrgr o’clok. feed meh nao plz?
chzbrgr o’clok=win
I know I am wrong. I shouldn’t have eaten all your chezburgers.
Pls let me in, it’s hot and I am hungry.
Can I have some more chezburgers today?
Ohhh… pretty tortie-girl looks just like my Hana, except that Hana has a diamond-shape on her forehead. But so pretty!
Wear Jack Def laitlee? Misss himz pomes!
No Jack Def, but i gives a go…
Wed likes a lil rhyme
bout de pretty torty hoo tells teh time
deh goldn sun shinz down
castin shadowz on teh groun
Lil kitteh standin talls
iznt watchin birds or chasin balls
we wunderz y u sittin der so sweetly
we noes u mus be getting sleepy.
Too a clocks and time for nap
neaf teh table r on hoomin lap?
on teh sofa, in teh sikn?
oh sweet kitteh, u overfink.
Fank u Jenny fur ur sweet lil pome!
berry gud! Fanks!
Dat is full of teh cuteniss!
Waz finkin saym ting lass nyte
Mee too! Miss Jack D… I hopes he makin a cheezburger pome n hikyoo book fur us all!
Hurree bak, Jak, we missin yoo!
Torticat has been still too long.
Every torti i has ever known has been a lil or alot psycho.
But not in a bad way. Well, maybe sometimes.
Mah torticat, Lolita, wuz bess cat evah! Hers nawt psycho … but herz did get cushings wich is usumally a hooman or a doggeh illness. I misses hers.
Ben Lehrer, Prezadent ov Kitteh Reskuu, lubs dah torticats. I cans nawt tells u how manee torticats he has at hims howse — in a gud hoem wayting 2 b adoptid — He sez hims can’t cownt dat hi.
Kitteh Reskuu sayves kittehs frum da pownd. Dat’s how I gots all mah tree kittehs. Reskuu!
My parintz goggie had teh Cushing’s. I misses her too.
Wee haz a plaice calld Happie Kat Haben – sabes menny kittehs & alsoh feedz the ferals & takez dem to be fiksed & den takz most bak to der kolonee. Also adoppts sum woo ar berry damadjed & keepz dem saif fur hole resst ub laif!
Dey gud peeps. Gets beeg gud karma.
Mai Goggie hasz teh Cushings- shee Do Not Want!
Philosophical kitteh theenkin philosophical.
lurvvvvvvv tanning my skinz, under ye sun.
“Da big hant on da fur and da lil hant on da tree”?!? Stoopy hyoomans, my paws same size.
Sundial cat says its CATURDAY!!
…so nais an warmz…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Awww… torties are so cuuuuuute!
Sundial cat sez it’s Caturday!
I’m in ur kittysunshine, tellin ur timez
I had a cat that looked just like this one!!! So pretty!
I R GNOMON CAT
wut iz tim
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