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Say la vee!
LA VEE!!!1!!!111!
la vee.
la vee
en rouge.
Or as we say in New Orleans these days, “Say Levee”.
Ain’t we bin sayin dat for awhyl, tho?
un thang u mzundrstud …da gims nit ovr tl da fat lady zing’s…
La Vee!
sin an saol agat
(hey, my fambly’s Irish, whut ken I do?)
barry le va ?
Game Over Kitteh sez “Game Over, hugz tiem nao!”
Ah see wot u did dere…alteeree-or motibz…joo has dem!
I wregrt nuthin !!!
u kopikat…
datz frum chowder.
dis kitteh almos all wyte cept fur strypy tao. May B sum ginjer on bak. Kute!
Videokitteh
finds that games discriminate
‘gainst those without thumbs.
curs my lak ov…
dah appoze-ible…
tumms!
thumz.
AHHIIIIIEEEE! Shera’s wuz NAWT dere when I rote dis! Luk at teh tymez!! How dis happenz?
teh commint monster at werk againz!
So – u sayin taht teh commint monster prolly eetz sum of dem – and tehn, wenever -hucks (note use of teh grate new werd) tehm up – and whooooosh – there tehy are? Liek taht. Muzt bee.
Duzant eatz the comment, jus grabz them owt of teh Q an playz wif them for a wile wifowt giving them teh kill-bite. Den leeves them in teh middul of teh floor wen itz bored.
Hucks dem upz lyk hrbls
Puts dem down to go pway wif lost socs….
Ur not mad at me, are U? **bats kitteh ilashes**
Let’s play agin, ? It’s Caterday!
K!
luks liek der waz a myxup in Pinn de tao on da kitteh gayme
Heh, I has big floofy kitty like dat. Hims all snowy white…but big poofy black tail. And black paw pads. He looks cute when he lays on back, pointy end up, wif black widdle footsies showin.
OOOO u must want to snorgle dive!!!
AIEEE!!!1!! OH NOES! HEEMZ TAYLE EEZ POYSON!!!!1!
I seed ur hi skore…ha ha! U mus to be joking!
toadally off teh subjek, but i was jest in BAM today an saw a kitteh butt air freshner.
WTF duz dat smell like?????
*pleh*
U saw dat fer reals?
Whut’s BAM plz?
If it smell like kitteh butt…….Oh my O.O
BAM r Bukks a Millyun…an i shudda said it were kitteh butt CAR air freshner…u noes, like wunna dem pine trees, but it were a KITTEH BUTT!!!
I were lukin aroun fur CBSB, but den rememberd i wasn’t on ichc.
Off the subject of off the subject…
Visited 4 cities in Italy and did not see a single cat! Lots of dogs, no cats. And no bukkit.
mebbe it smelz like kitteh butt that’s bin jammed full of air freshiner
How u gets de freshiner on kitteh’s butt, dat’s whut I wanna know. Kwick, somebuddy try it and post video on YouTube!
mite alreddy been dun…but wif goggie, dem buttzes eez smellyer…
And don’t forget the Emergency Room entrance part!
attractive !!!
There was a cat butt kit at Borders. Including magnets and field guide!
I got it for my staff members at the kitteh clinic.
Magnets? Magnets?? Wait, I has to ponder dis fer a while. Kitteh butt is magnetic? Kitteh poop is magnetic? Kitteh tailz always point north?
What do you do with it?
i don noe. I not open kits; are for gifts for Wednesday (our clinic anniversary).
I got a new circulating water blanket cause I let a kitty break the other one. They get kitteh butt magnets. Who got better trade?
Yeah I fragged ur d00de.
S0rry!
*runnin away*
dat kitteh has teh skeery eyz. *hides*
oh hai juss got “Wylde Iz”, joo lyke?
No, dees eyez looks liek hyoominz eyz!! Skeery!!
meebee kitteh butt freshnerer is for freshenen kitteh butts? so dey r not pleh no moar.
so eez nawt kitteh butt air freshner, eez air freshner fer kitteh buttzes?
Dat gaem r funey! I winnd all ur cheezburgers!
Hey pepuls.
I just got my job classification in the mail last night (back story: minneapolis public library is merging with the county library system, because, well the city council doesnt want to pay for libraries any more–those darn libraries are expensive!) so we went throught this huge interview process were we had to fill out a six page job description form and then sit through a one on one interview for an hr (NOT a job interview… no really.. not a job interview (riiiiight))
so 6:30 on a friday night i get a letter in the mail saying i am infact currently a Software Instructor, which I am, and as of January first I will bear the proud job title of: wait for it…..
Administrative Assistant.
twenty years, two degrees and an assload of certifications later, and I am back to this.
And of course I have two stew in my own juices for two days, because the Union office, my manager, and both human resources offices are out for the weekend.
so, counting my blessings-wise, I do have an employer for whom a am privileged to suffer doubt, angst and humiliation.
rant over.
Tehnk U faor uR tamz.
Yeah i know… i look at this kitteh with his mischievous grin and I thinks to myself…
DURN the Minneapolis library systems and their 6 page applications, and their 1 hour interviews, and wait…wut?
OMGawd! i am an insensitive, inapropriate troll! *BLUSH*
No, no, no, no, no – u NOT insensitive, inapprorpriate troll. U highlee kwalified purrson who iz bein dumpped on, butt who knows whare teh frenz are. RITE HEER. And altho we cannot halp, we duz hav lotz of teh sympathee. Juszt curious – whut is differunt duteez from “Software instructor” to “Administrative Assistant?” Cud be teh awnly way dey cud keep u. I wunz had to hyre a REELY talunted tehatre director as mai secretary, cuz it wuz teh awnley job I had open. Lucky he cud type! Butt moztleh he directed playz.
N will teh monees fur cheezburgerz be different? Ai imajin dat dey r tryin to fits a bunches a peepls into der system on a budjit fur only teh counties peeps. Let us know how it shakes out!
please – after the rant I left last time? go wild
I wuz goonna say dat fur u, butt tehn I thinkz, “o, juzt wait fur Stend.” No matter how u cutz it, a grate rant is a grate rant. U watch Keith Olberman? He be teh MASTER of teh grate rant!
Reesist Reesist Reesist Reesist Reesist Reesist Reesist Reesist Reesist Reesist
Datz for da shit wen u hav investid in ur educashun an career an no doubt hav
wurkked long hourz wit sum not so naice peeps sumtymez
DO NOT WANT !!!
and fur all the wunnerful administrative assistants owt der, we noes u mahes
substantial contributions for which u don’t get enuff preceeashunz
*hugs for snafutti tuttifrutti an hugs for wunnerful administrative assitants
ebberywhere*
an BTW…..did i say REESIST !!!!
That so sucks! I’m in a similar boat, MA in English, but nowadays all the jobs English graduates used to do are done by people who have a “degree” in media advertising or summat. Dumb. I kenz spel bettur!
(apologees in vance for all hoo Iz proly offendin) hoo wud hire somwun wif a BS in education (we all noes wut BS stands fur n does ‘media advertisin’ ppl r fulls of it!)???? Evrybody noes de BAs spel muuch btr, as fourmer ENG major mysel, Iz livin proof!!
ment degree in BS not BS in educashun (i wuz ENG/ Edu major) Wuz tryin to make funny, but post wz incoherent. Pleh… note to self *no moor postin on kitteh websites wen u shulds be sleepin*
ditto – BFA and MFA here, now retraining for glorified med tech …
generation ICHC = overeducated and underemployed
I be cunsiderin doin MA in jurnalism. I is laud n opinnionetted. Shud work. Wil becum next Opra Winfree.
Yeah…only who wants to be one? (Been there…done that!)
Beats title “unemployed.” That’s about it
That sucks. Try not to stew too much this weekend. See what happens on Monday.
Good luck.
What kind of crap is that?
And how many more qualifications and credibilites do you need to get out of admin asst mode! Especiallywhen you aren’t in THAT MODE to begin with.
The system is full of lose and dumb.
I soree. Look at teh kitteh! makin foar temporarie releefs at leest!
ov korse, dis topik off-thread, but i simpathize with ur situation. also, ov korse, dey was jerks to be too chiken to tell to ur fase, but instead MAIL it to u. well, i wud say, whats new for guberment workers, but teh troof is, teh same tings are happening in teh corporate whirled too.
Iffen u liff long enuf, u get to experience many humiliashuns: husband run off with young chickey, promoshun giffen to undeserving friend of new boss, bestest friend reveeels ur sekrets, u wear mismached pair of shooz to work. It part of liffen long life (not teh EZ part). We unnerstand it not EZ. Sumday, in fyoochur, u kin laff. Meanwyle, my simpatheez.
Tenk u foar much tea an simpathz! I lookeded at kiteh, I feeled bettur.
*pat pat* kittehs alwaze mayke bad/hate so hard daze mausch bettarz fer mez tu!
sometim when aim at mai yukky job i thinks, jee, i went to collige fur this. aim sweepin teh floors, liftin hevy bockses, an takin crap from peple haf as smrt as me an it rly suks. tehn i thinks, i gots mai smrts. i gots mai husband. i gots mai snake. i gots bof mai parents an all mai teef. i iz lucky an happi girl.
o an i gots al yu lolfrenz. don worry snafutti, yu gots us. were a mixed blessing, but were here.
so mausch tu beh happeh fer wen joo beh lookin frum dah gud angylz! wee here in lololand mai beh a lil cwazee frum tyme tu tyme but leest we maked joo smile. =) n dat wot eetz all abowt.
Ya, gots da roof ober hed, food fur noms, an sumpin to do evry day. Much graytefullz!
An as long as dey don play stoopy salaree games, whoo cayre whut dey call yoo….. Dey prolly chanj it in a fyew munths NEways….
An of coars, Admin Assts R nao called Offiss Manajers…. Sigh. But yes, degree in liberree siyunce shood git respeck, hav titul. Overwise, dey hire anee ol gal off da street to wurk in da liberree, cuz dey admin asst levul wurker! Hav no ideer whut liberree wurkins entails! ALso, yoo has union, yes? I tink dey cood help yoo much.
An we heer, an wee interested in yoo an in dis ting! Hugs to yoo, an we luvs ya!
OMGZ! I was an “Office Manager” once! It took me a while to figure out that meant I have to take care of EVERYTHING and get paid less than everyone else!
I sorry this comment gimme the giggles…it hides my hurts when i confess i dont got no snake and some of my teef is err currently absent?
Just struck me as funny, you make scrollin’ fun…
Cheers!
aie tink dis wud be grate cap-shun fur preee-V-us kitteh… jus seyin’
Tellz u wat…. We find outz id deez airfreshnurs DO smell like kitteh butt…. Dey do, we knowz who 2 sendz a opun krayt 2!
Good fo yu.Dis sit full of celebrites
yeeha.. i kild al lemmings
i hayted dat game so hard! stoopy lemminz – PLEH!
(*note: not lemminz lyke to beh makin lemminzaide)
ohh lemminzaide.. gud idea.. nevr tught of dat!
Kittee are yawnink. Are board with silly hooman game. “Let’s to be playink fun amusing game; I recoments ’snorgle da kittee’.”
He don’t look sry.
He look smug.
“Ha ha – it can be my turns nao!”
nintendo ds kitteh sez –> PSP SUX0RZ
ZOMG, Kitteh wuz playin LocoRoco! Dat r fun gaem. 8D
Stephanie cat say sry, sry, sry!
Ok, C iff U canz gets teh ref wif dis klew:
Stehunie Van Der kitteh sayz sry, sry, sry 2 laree, darrill & Darill.
hahaha WIN!
O hai, ahm larree, dis mah brudder daril, en dis mah udder brudder daril.
yisss FTW! & Steffi wuz spoyled ritch gurl woo apollo…, appalla… sed shee wuz sry rilly insinseerly- waggld herz blawnd hed bak & forf & sayed sry sry, sry,
Out of teh park!! Dat waz 1 ob da bestest shows da everb saw. Wooohhooo! One bushel of cheeeaburger Please.
“Dis tinee ikkle devise eez schmall enuff tu tayke tu baffrum, awai u leeb behynd silleh hoomin?”
Ah has mezmryzin Iz n dah floofy mismatched poyson tayle (mah daddeh eez mcKannik wif no harballz), seemz tu b all dah rage fer fall dis yeer…
snafutti. i sry u & thu uthur ppls haf 2 go thru thiz. sendin u gud wishes.
Duz ne one iffen kitteh haz uther oranj spots?
dis be game kitteh rilly wants to play. Luks liek fun 2 me 2
Well, that’s exciing! Luks liek fun 2 me, too.
Wooped your butt again…yee haw…let’s go out for cheezburgers, k? your treat, cuz u look like you need a break
I haz teh win at ALL games, akshully. Yu jus has to know teh rulez I make.
Now it bees tiem to play tikul-kitteh. (I will has win at that too, ‘corse.)
Entirely OT
Am i teh onlee wunz hoo gedding onlee August stuffs on da voting payges? All sinse 8/27 iz gone!
PLEH!
I broked ur interweb.
Me too.
Me free.
And I, as well.
U doan LUK sawree.
(Havin wurst week evur, sew nawt has teh pashens wif behbeh kitnz. Ah, hu em I kidn? Dey wun uv teh ohnlee fings wut maykz meh feeyul betur.)
Not to worry … that’s why lots ‘o us come heer…to get a giggle or awwwwww out is helps to fix sore insides.
Wel sed…we comes heer wif sore insides, and leaves wif sore faces and tummies from all da laffin…a gud trade.
*gibs LOLdemon ah hugg* Jah pls tu b fixin joo soar insydezes wif dah kitteh’z dat b maykin joo ded ov laff n squee ov cyoot!
Fank u fr kaiynd wurdz evreewun. I iz stil veree sord in hart, but kyoot kittehz iz helpfl sum. And fyoo deyz agoh, I kudnt evun breeng mahself tu luk et demz, sew I ges dat b teh prawgrez.
Loco Roco! I thinks the kitten be playng Loco Roco!
Yep. XD I love that game~
My dadeh iz gunna get a Pe eS Pe for himself, but i’m gunna get a copee of Loco Roco to play at hoem.
I’m on ur PSP, killin ur mans
duh game teld me i wuz fat.
hehe!
See Clarise? It’s a game. Only a game.Come closer and I showz it to U!
Wiff Chianti.
psshh people stealling my kitty photo… yea thats my cat and the game is loco roco
is your kat? O RLY?
yea it really is i first posted that pic, your choice whether you believe me or not but it is, if you werent just a random person i would rell you to look on my myspace i have a senior photo that i took with him
*tell
does this kitteh has a dyed tail?
nope it isn’t, thats what is awsome his body is mainly white except for on the head and a small spot on his side and his tail is all orange
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dxK-rb6cmI
i put a couple videos of him playing with my dog on youtube
oh emm gee, Iz playin Loco Roco, wtf kinda game iz diz?
whoaaa look at his tail
Very cool looking cat you got yourself there. PSPs and cats, that is what the future holds.
[...] Kittehs lurvs the games [...]
Kitteh lyks loco roco
Hey, uh, i wuz lookin thru these nd i wuz also playin’ wid ma PSP.
diz made meez hapee.
loolz.