Hmm, yes.
…That’s quite a pickle ur in.
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Callous Kitteh would
love to stay and help, only
he’s not going to.
ihas no reason. i jus don wanna help yu. i jus don care.
No, but yes!
vogon kitteh is disinterested (notice the typical bloated body)
Hitchhiker’s Guide AND Red Dwarf!
Ahh! He’ll read us poety next. Pleh! Run, run!!
it iz absolootley evident dat u lacks de critical finking to determin de moast self adventajos wai forword
no cheezburgerz for u
Baked kitty is… baked.
Whoa.
My ennui. Let me show you it.
why fanks u Dbunny
i learned a nuu wurd
noaw i feel empowerd !!!
Pickle kitteh is pickled.
Yez. qwite a pikl indeed.
….anna mowsterd, anna CATsup, anna cheez….mmmm….cheez…..
*drools*
Yes, I kin giv y sum advise…
…but its goin to cost u…
If yu wud kyndlie leev teh paymint of cheezburgurz wif my sekretarie… her iz da ztrypy wun wif da teeyara whoze goin’ on abowt teh Irak…. well, zhe mae nawt be zmart, but zhe is beautie kween, an in my bizness, a nize sekretarie goze a long wae…. no no sweety, not now, we do teh diktayshin laytur, ok hunnee, nont eet all my cheezburgurz whyle I seein’ my klyint.
Okae, pliz to ztep into mah ovisz, we wil dizkuss dis pikkul dat yu iz in. BTW u nawt put nun ov yor pikkul on da cheezburgurz, yah? Wants unmarkd paemint. Okz. Nao. Whut seemz tu be teh problum?
Psychiatric Help. 5 cents, plz.
lucy kitteh wurks fur peanuts.
Noes! I ment ur a nut, i ndz lots at leest 1 peenut butr n jelly sanwich to makes u btr.b
i wouldn’t mind seeing taht as a caption for teh pic!
Classic Peanuts ftw
Someone remember The Great Favog!
C mai minyons- mayB dey wull halp U.
minyons, i haz dem. u be won.
nao go get mi cheezbrgr!
Poor pikle kitteh, hes stuck! He might halp if you un-stucks hims
Jujjgmentle kitteh iz jujjgmentle
Aks me iff I cares.
Lurve tohse crosst pawses.
Here’s a quarter…..
or would that be
you can has monees,……
In Soviet Russia pickle is in you!
Why dis sound sort of dirty? Nebbermind, everyfing here sound dirty. Not that there’s anyfing wrong wif dat.
Nom, nom, nom, nom.
Are now.
therapist cat
is not supportive
caption doesn’t really go with kitteh. I like “aks me iff I cares.” (see above ^)
My cundeesenson
Lemme sho u itz
yeah, really sorry…nope cant let you pass…Next person yawn
Gandalf kitteh sayz…
…”You shall not pass!”
R Tolkein refreens FTW!
BALROG! BALROGGGGGGGGGGGG! BURNINATOR!
(The Doctor Is In) Yup Iz agree … iz mean to get the ball and your valididashun taken away all de time… 5 cents please
Jess keep teh beegul puppeh wai frum meez and weez b ok. Kthxbai.
Are OK; beegul is chasink fightink Red Barron. Won’t be round fer while.
hee…hee….heee……snort…..
you said PICKEL !!
An dey sed pickl yoorin!!!!
pickl ur in, dat’s da joos dat asplodes out when yoo bites da pickl? Nom, nom, asplode!! Liklikliklik nom nom lik lik lik nomnom…. take DAT, hawt wevver!!!
Indifferent cat is indifferent to yer problums.
Ai seez. How duz taht makes u feelz?
why do u ask how duz taht makes u feelz?
psychoanalyst cat is analyzing.
We only give loans to BIG businesses!
ugh….you humans DISGUST me…..
Go put your clothes on…
ur tail is droopen! show some self-respeck! y everything u has pointen at teh floor? is disgusten! also, teh one with teh boobies!!1! eberyting pointen at teh floor! ugh!
AARGH!! Ronniecat see meh neked??!!! Hao dat B? Ai noes has webscam!
That littur bocks is disgusting. _Of course_ I pooped on teh floor.
iz mades him offur he kant refuz
U obveeouslee has confuzed me wif someone who cares.
Frankkly Scarlett, I don gives a cheezburger (to anywon but myselfs)….now goe sniff Ashey befor I harball u.
Imperious cat z imperious
Admiral, plz to deploy teh fleet
Howeber, mai deparrtmint dozent handel pickles. Plz to be getting in dat line ober der.
…mai departmnt is arguments.
Getting hit on the head lessons are next door.
No it isn’t!
Hee, hee, hee!
sry i not argyoo
u must pai first kthx
Turn dat clickypix thingy offs n I shows mah spotteh tummiez n upsideydown wavey bakedbeanz. It do halps hyuminz with der pikklz thinxins bai maekin smyels
ENTITLEMENT CAT IS ENTITLED
Oh hai.
A pikkel? yesh a pikkel wud be nice.
OH! UR in a pikkel?
So?
U gonna bwingin me dat pikkel?
kosher gerkin plz. kthksbai.
Gaaaaarrrlick dill fur mee!
Katsper Gutman sez:
“Well, sir, what do you suggest? We stand here and shed tears and call each other names… or shall we go to Istanbul?”
(Wen I getz my pawz on deh objeck I will prolly eatz it.)
I iz under yer chairs, disdainink U.
Nero Wolfe kitteh will konsidur ur problum after dinnr.
An deelin wif hiz orkids.
In meen time, be tellink Arch-cat Good-one teh whole entire compleet storee, plz. Ktnxbai.
nope, hims got to chk hims orchids frst!
go talk to Archie!
lub dat series- read whole thing as teencat
momcat
that wun big kitteh. probly bizzinss kitteh, define “fat cat”.
whatevurrrrrr
Disdainfulcat
Is disdainful
Pls 2 pais tenshun, I r Brando Kitteh BFF n him no liek ny teh trubbl kthxbai
Yaaas, she lef ME twennyleben millyun munnies.
Why yur surprized? Im smarter then yu, AND prittier.
Now go get me a cheezburgur, no unyunz, an weel tawk abowt yer fyoochur wif teh firum.
No, Kitteh Bond. Ah expects u to DAI!!!!1!1!
Ur mad at mee furr whut?….see teh preecupashun in mai faize?
U boar me heeumn. Go wai.
U r kum tu mi on teh dai uv mah kitten’z wedin….
i can and did has the bag of cheezburgers.
Iz a fat kat lady kitteh wif mah expectashuns, an urs be denid.
Nero Wolfe Kitteh sez….
Stopz swearin and does whatz I tellz you, Archee. Now go way. Is orcidz eatin timez.
I usd 2 tihnk Archee wuz kewt.
Yessssss, breeng mee mah sakrafises an supplikashuns.
… Okey, cheezburgers.
Oshunz 14? Send skrpt to Hansum kittehz ajunt. Hansum kitteh get bk 2u.
frisky dingo quote?
“we really need to get you some pants.”
Oh my god, so cute. Kitty is like a bear 8-0
[...] so u say, but legally, u kitteh is in quite a pickle. [...]
Whoa, that is one huuuuge cat. What do you feed it? Does it have teal-colored eyes, too?
the kitteh suffers from apathy..
the kitteh suffers from apathy….so sad
kitteh don play dat game
hehee dats awsum!