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Pageant Kitteh lacks
formal education, but
hungers for whirled peas.
pageant kitteh promises to halp feed teh other hungy kittehs in teh erf… much noms for every kitteh!
Whired peas…..mmmm
kitteh good roll model, dinn’a roll that iz….
besides whirled peas, pajent kitteh wontz mor gunz for pleas ofalsirs.
….. for our children…..
in ordur fur whirled peas she mus stop the violins.
Will there be peas in our thyme?
Awl wee are saying iz give pizza chants.
Awl wee are sayin iz, “give Jesus pants!”
cawfee spyoo on keebord!!!1!
i wish i could give you 10 cheezburgers!! LMAO!!
peeps juz wanna be happi
kittehs juz wanna be fweez
pepperoniez n muskruums
motzorellahz n cheez
ICHC gives uz a forrum
wez tickles de wurdz
an dispense wit decorrum
oh oh oh oh oh oh
juz give pissa chantz !!!
Mai pissa iz molto benny!
Iz da pizza de REESISTANTZ !!!
Revalooshunary peetsa?
……awesomeness. Sheer and utter awesomeness.
Yesh, and I tinks dat whirled peas will alzo stopz teh sax….DO NOT WANT sax and violins!
And pleez to have more taller ants.
violins iz nevar the ants, sir.
we otter hold hansons, ted.
“Tuffer penalteez foar paroal violaturs, Alecks!”
Mis Congeenealitee!
u think i’m goreous, u want to kissss meeeeee
psh, mai kittehz be smartr than th@, and they be onlee three yeerz old!
lovely haiku, Kickaha.
Pageant Kitteh wants to work with kittens and has world peace wit puppies. Her has stripies and tayl is shapely 12″
*ahem* Dat’s “whirled peas”. Getz it riet!
Pageant kitteh looks smartr than Mis Carolinuh. Prittier 2
troo, i wuz thinkin the pickchurr capshuns r ushaly ezier 2 reed than dis 1. kittehs makez more sentce. jus sayin.
We U.S. Americans have a hard time understanding blonde beauty pageant contestants.
Kittiz definutlie makz moar wif da sens. My kitiz iz varee kleer abowt der pozishinz. Dey nont kare who gotz mapz, an who nont gots maps. Dey thot zhe sed “napz”. Dey varee konsernd abowt kitiz whut nont gitz naps. Dey wunt da kanopnr to make da guushifuud an datz dat.
Der she iz
Miss Kitteh-merikahhh
Der she iz
Yoor Eyedeel!!!
Eyez uv gold, hayr uv tabby, dis 3 yeer old shorthayr iz da Amurkin Dreem kitteh.
She manetaynz her svelt figgur by sticking to strick rejimen ov cheezburgers, micies, and airobickallee captchoored birdies.
Measuurs R 19-24-17, an attenz Mr Liyur Skool ov Lyuring.
5 burgerz for teh skool!
Pagint kitteh kyooter dan Miss Sowth Cerolina. I beleeve pagint kitteh wants help to de kuntriez en edgikashen fer Iraks en Sowth Afrikas en de US.
Can I has awtograff, pagint kitteh?
is a instint clasik. 5 cheezburgerz
sum ppl can haz chzbrgrs…udder dunn hafs n e but dey shud…n udders who dunn wish dey did…so all n all i wish evrybudee havs chezburgerz cuz den dey would all not havs no bergrz…den deyd be happee…and haf chzburzgrz
…n den, liek, i cud b cheerleederz 4 chzburgerz n den not has worree bout collij maps n buks n sumz n thinx stuffs. Yay u kno wut? I n den i clds be Pwesident 2! N gifs chzburgrfz…..o noes. O wait. Daddeh nots Pwesident i can not has Pwesident?
U sed ‘liek’ ony wunz. U’z hafta say ‘liek’ liek a milyun tiems….liek…..
Ya, Coach sez yoo gotta hit all yoor talkin poynts, an yuuz all da buzz werds!!
so, liek, chzburgrs foar awl… bekuz we U.S. ‘merikanz has a weigh problem newaiz an’ we had manny chzburgrs, an liek, such as, sooo…. owait, i has a txt…
I bet Pageant Kitteh voted for bush
separated at birth maybe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WbOUwbwr2w
O Gawd! Dat too funnee!! OB-GYNs don’t have maps! LOL!!! I been to dat doctor!! Malpraktiss!!!
OB-GYN’s need maps to find where babies come from????
Oh my gawd I remember that speech. “There’s an old saying in Tennesse…well, I know it’s in Texas, it’s probably in Tennessee too…
D’oh. Is it 2008 yet?
I tink poor kitteh is pozezzeded and chanulling Shrub. Here, poor kitteh … wakez up,
She can has exorschism?
hahahaha, 5 burgrz!
Pajint kitteh is mutch moar elokwent den miss saowth cawrolina, and mutch more bootiful too. Sutch as.
Plz no insult kitteh smartz. Kitteh noes that thr’s no map shortge.
Freakin’ MapQuest! >_<
Der is no shorge of dat maps. but dey all be drawed by pajint Kitteh. Ya know. Liek wher colorado is by kentucky and, liek, alaska is smaller than texas, rite?
OMG! Ma fayvrit! Dang, took lef turn, nao I in owtr spayces!! F#$@kin Mapquest!!!
Manfred! Hao u getz Ayla’s crown?? Hao ai sleepz thru awl teh noyses?
if thas whut manfred luks lik tehn hes one pritty kitteh. yu lucki kitteh mommeh.
Yesh, Manfred are bery handsum kitteh.
I lubs me sum tabbiez. 
Fank u! I fink ai’m lukee to hab himz, too! Manfred luks lyk dis wid lyttel wite spot on noes n wite mittenz n buteses! He bery sweet kitteh, lubs to kerl ups wid me wen ai snuzin or layn on beeg lawng chare! Cheks owt hiz pik on Cheezfrenz!
awwww, I used to hab a kitteh taht luked jus’ liek hims… wen I was just a liddle kitten moself. kitteh kommited suicide, tho… :**(*
Pajnt Kitteh khamenterry can helps uuhs unnerstnad teh crysis in US ejacashun.
You’re going to talk about the education problem in the United States talking like that?
If you’re a representative of US education, we were better off with Miss South Carolina.
Hi, you must be new here.
Go back under your bridge, troll.
I think the troll misunderstands this forum
I think you misunderstand sarcasm and irony.
I noes wat this forumz a bout.
Apparently, you missed the sarcasm with which my comment was written.
Sarcasm doesn’t drip to well on a computer.
I did not mean to say that the comments that you all have written are somehow unintelligent — far from it — I meant the beauty queen’s commentary. Srsly sorry if it came across that way.
ti hs comme nt
s a r
drips wit h
c a
sar c a s m
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We can has ironical smiley?
Oh noes! Sarcasm drip in my kybrd!
sarCATsm. Hehehe i see it!
*****TROLL ALERT****** TROLL ALERT******TROLL ALERT******
OOOOOGGGAAAA*****OOOOGGGGAAAAA*****OOOOGGGGGGAAAAA*
psst der be **sholes amoung us……….(ai jest nowes learnin bout sech kreetures az trolllz…..iz dey az uglies az dey sond????????
wow. sarah, you need to post more often – srsly ;o)
Go wai, n00b!
I did not mean that the comments on this page are unintelligent – far from it. This is where I’ve chatted with the most witty and erudite people. I meant the beauty pagent contestant’s comments. Srsly sorry if I offended anyone.
Jokes, we has them.
Conscious Cat! No apawlogy needed. Not one uv uz highlee edjumaketed and widdy peepl cud PAWSSIBLEE hav mizunnerstooded you! I dunt bleeve u offended enywun. Cud bee, misunderstandingz was in play here. Iz nawt furst tyme! I thot ur commentz waz rite to teh poynt – and kwyte funnie.
Conscious C, ur original remark wuz juz fine an totollee in kontext
I fink Mr. Eric was a bit testee…..lyke a troll beggin ta get beet wiff a troll stick
won thing berry kool about dis site…..peeps don let odder peeps get picked on
Eric needs ta member dat
wapp wapp wapp wapp skweel skweel skweel
*sound of troll gettin beet wiff troll stick*
Eye-urney iz, iz boy kitteh.
Ironic pageant?
No is boy kitteh, is pageant queen!
Mebbe iz Singapura pajint? Fur da purtee girlee boiz?
Dat must b et.
En Singypoor dey’s haff nu enuff maps an da littel kittehs ish not no Tao Payoh frum Choa Chu Kang. Poor kittehs, eez up to teh purtyist transextul pajint ketteh to save dem all from teh bad geomtry.
Nu one der to save Singypoor pajint kitteh thou, he tinks he in US.
But he meen well.
i can has sweemsoot compatishun?
Tiem to wacks beekeenee zoan! DO NOT WANT!
Brazilian wacks…iz nawt so grate, ackshooly….
I fink dat whut happin to “Laff an u DIEZ” kitteh, frum cuple daez bak.
Too much Brazilian in that wax job!!
we can haz moar warld peas, plz to jus hol pauz n sing togatharr.
Koom-bai-ya mah hored, koom-bai-ya!
Whut?!?
Yeah, it’s painful, isn’t it? I have had to watch it several times to try to wrap my brain around it– and all it does is make my brain hurt.
Oh dear! She doesn’t represent SC very well, does she!
I grew up in SC (20 yrs ago), and she represents it PERFECTLY
i cud knot watch teh hole tinng. is to paynful. can teh merican schol sistem rly produce people tehis stoopy? i can has dark hole to cral into and pull shut behin me?
ALL OVS YOUS. LEAVES BRITN– I MEANS, LEAVES KITTEH ALONE!!! SHE TRIES SO HARD AN YURS SO MEEN!!! IS NOT HER FALT SHE’S STOOPY!!!
The Froydy-Ann slip, you has it.
I fink pajent contestant wuz maybe not awl dat stoopy, but akshully berry nervous
WOWOWOWOW!!!! I din’t kno kitteh wuz qwoting furrbaytim!!!!
Nao my hed hertz.
everywhere like such cheezburgers as the I-rat and therefore kitteh like such as caturday like uh such as..
i can has shiny krown nao?
I eetz da roziz. Nom nom nom.
Pajnt kitteh ar blond
I kin stayr blanklee, wid a vasuleen coated smile, an stand an walk wiv grayce on dese spindlee prop heelz.
Ooooh, shineee ting….
I spowt ansurz usin werds dat ma Coach tell me to say. Ma talint is nawt droolin too much….
hahahahahahaha foolish cat needs to get an education..
Kitteh DO NOT WANT to be princess.
Kitteh WANT to be queen!
Boi kittehs cannot be kweenz. Tootered gurl kittehs cannot be kweenz eether. But yoo can be princess ov evryting!
boi kittehs can be teh drag kitteh kweens! dn’t krush kitteh’s dreemz!
Pageant kitteh for pwezident!!!
weed be tradin up. Pageant kitteh is smarter and speaks betta englishes.
Can’t someone give him a cat map? Anyone? Cat map? Is this thing on?
Pajint kitteh finks Mick sais “cat nap” n went owf to fine sunspot!
dis RONG thnikng kap!
Wut, not Roweena Ravenklawz thnikng kap? Dat splains fings.
well sayed kitteh! spoken laik a tru pageant
Dis is a pageant kitteh? I fott it wuz Keeng Jorj gibben a speech or sumting. O wellz …
Ozzy – yu is not an Usan, I spose…we had a pajunt not tu long ago an wun of teh contestants got axd abowt faylur of Usan geeogrefee edukashun. Teh pore stoopy gurl gaiv a ninocherent babbul anser that maid teh emcee rupchur severul internal orguns tryin not to LOL. Maed all teh noozes. Maed lotsa commentz abown pajunts an contesnatn stoopyness an faylur of Usan educashun.
She didn win.
The werdz in teh capshun are a reel quote of whut she said (and she said even moar – which maed even less sense). And then, latur, she waz given an opportunity to explain whut she ment, and she pretty much did it again! Ppobably u cud find her doin this YouTube.
Thank you thank y’all so very much. I surely do appreciate your support
(Keep smiling..yes focus…HA HA BETCHES I FURSTY!…no no just a tad bit more)
and all the wonderful friends I’ve made, and the lovely pageant officials
(especially that Tom Stripes…hey cool it with the winking, not now!),
and I look forward to fulfilling all my duties while i am reigning.
(Help Trogdor take me away)
dis kitteh lukings bery intellijent. he lissening to odder kitteh in pajent makings fool of herselfs and finking, FTW! Badd idea to be into teh ‘nip befoar pajent!
pOOR KITTAH!
u Guys r meanies!
Byooti comtest kitteh pracktizzes impersonamashun of da pressy dent.
here she iz
miss cheezburger
ooh i want to be just like her
I can haz ‘nuthur qweschon?
werld peese!
Dat b “whirled peas” heer; see pots abuv!
Da Iraks, we shud helpz it
” …an teh MOOPS, tehy needz our many halps too…. fer whirld peas….”
Well, SandyW – we meet again. I humblee asks – MOOPS????? Whut r MOOPS?
NeverMind. Just googled it. Butt – can it be I am teh onley purrson in the civilized whirled who did not get “MOOP” reference?
Again – Sandy – VERY clever and funnee (now that I has teh knowlej).
tellz me Miz South Karolina din win? puhleeez!
fiev cheezbrgarz!
iwonically, ackshul contestunt wuz a honor student
she jes had a litl stayj frite
We here in my house all figured she choked up…. We all figured she’d planned a response and then got a question that was totally NOT what she had rehearsed for…. so she tried to stick to her response anyway…. and lookit what we got. South Carolina FTW.
NO! pls tel me thas not tru.
“…She came back later in the show to deliver a flawless explanation of lunar eclipses.
Held up on the Internet as the quintessential dumb blonde, Upton was an honor student in high school who played varsity soccer for four years. This summer, she traveled to Germany with an elite soccer team that placed second in a tournament involving teams from a number of European countries. In her junior and senior years, she was her school’s president of SkillsUSA…”
from
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20473692/
Mebbe honor stewdent, in publix competishun, hoo noo she wud be aksked qweschuns, shud be able to tawk off-teh-cuff lickle betterz? At leest tayk deep bref, smyl, sayz “Ai’m glad u aksked meh taht” an reply in coeheerent Engrish? (Eeven iff u reely sayz nuthin a-tall)
Althoe taht cud bee Polly-ticks 101, nawt Byooti Qwn 101
Whi iz prasadint Shrub, no soryyee, Bush, werein a kitteh sute n a teearaaz??????????
Personally, I think you are putting words in the pageant kitty’s mouth, words that are probably much LESS INTELLIGENT than what she actually has to say. There is more intelligence in that beautiful feline face than in the whole Miss S. C. and I think you need to get a better interpreter.
lolz lolz healingmagichands you make me lolz! thx for standing up for the kitteh and for giving the kitteh a voice!
so cute pici luuve it kitty
Awwww, ebryboddy pikkin on miss Sowth Kareliiina.
I grew up in SC and we would joke that we were so grateful for Mississippi. They were the only reason we weren’t ranked dead last in SAT scores.
In Jawja, we sez Fank God fur Souf Carolina, fur dat very reezin.
yup. that’s why I moved to NYC, and then CA. never-going-back
WIN.
doan hate me cus im buteeful……….
nao, we hates yu cas yu stuuopy. (whope did i sai that outloud?)
*not u sandy weiner…not u*
*whiskers, I noes…… thnaks…*
this piccy is all teh win.
I sincerely hope she apologized to the rest of SC. Such poor representation for such an awesome state!
lolz, i herd that she pologized teh next day on nashnul tv.
dunno if its true.
i hate being from south carolina. i promise you we are not all like that.
Kitteh needs visit mapsforus.org, like, such as.
Dude, that chick that did that even made fun of herself.
If pajint wuz baised onlee on looks, kitteh wuld sherly winz.
Pajunt Kitteh shud stop wif de uhtemps at spoutin polickticalness. Stick wif rubbin tohs on kristull glazzez…>.> makin duh evul mooziks
I think it’s unfair for the cat for you to put such caption
k thnx bi
Well, u do hav a point. Iz a VERY byootiful Kitteh with VERY intellijunt fayce. Dat sayed – capshun wuz also VERY tiemley – and where u gonna find a pkshure of pretty kitteh with corwn on her hed awn short notice? Hard to find playne kitteh – n ’sides – muzt be pretteh to be pajing kitteh. She a martyr to our humor! (Butt I’m thinkin she probbalee nawt mind so much)
That’s puuurrrrfect! XD
-Mike
yes, because the REST of the world needs more “help” than the education system that allowed you to spew forth that inane string of conjunctions.
HGOHOHOHOHOO!!!!!! FUNNY!
O lawl.
That sounds like a Bush-ism… <.<
I’m glad Pageant Kitteh is learnin’ how to tighten-up.
Pageant Kitteh now goes to App State…
App State is in ur Big House defeating ur Wolverines
But Wolverines beat ur Notre Dame, so I guess sum good came from it.
I hereby declare August 24th to be Talk Like Miss Teen South Carolina Day.
TLDR
I am the princess around here so DEAL WITH IT !!!!
spoken like a true politician ^^
I look at this off and on and lmao each time.
Sait set-up maik it impawsibble to see moar than half of picshur
Ohh, too funny….Miss Catamerica! Was she from SC too?
dis be sarah palin kitteh! jk i supports her (palin)
Sounds like Sarah Palin…
Teh kitteh vrshun uf sarah palin not anneh bettars akshully.
What an insult to that cat. You know it’s loads smarter than a pageant queen.
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