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U nawt get much foar 99 centz deze dayze…
r u kiddin! that looka like a nice burger!
(Whee!!! First!!!!)
Summer – please allow me to use your stellar position to get on amai soapbox.
PEEPLE!! WHUT is going on heer? Why this byootiful white kitteh has only 3.9 burgerz at this time?
Iz personal with meh. He lukz exaktly liek mai marvelous Shakespeare, gone severul yeerz now over teh RB. Smartezt cat I ever had. And VERY fussy abawt how hiz food waz served. He wud drink cawfee (with much creem, of corse) with me in teh morningz out of hiz own Wedjwud saucer.
And he reely DID liek teh crystal. Thiz kitteh DESERVEZ at leest teh fiev burgerz! So plz to go back up dere and voat properleh. kthxbai
Shakespeare sounds like teh mos beutiful and awesum kitteh! may he rest in peace. wit teh cheezburgers.
Yes, may he has meny, meny cheezburgers in kitteh heaven…and little meeces in tuxes to serve dem on crystal, too…
Oh, what a cute mental image!
oh, janet… yu so rite. i give this kitteh (an yr shakespeare too) all fiev vote burgerz.
hugs.
Oh, Janet, *sigh….* if only teh kittehs (and udder animuls we luff, but kittehs be da best, haha!) all nu just HOW MUCH we all luffs dem dat we haf dis web site and sit aroun talkin and thinking bout dem and luffin dem so much.
Me tinks dey heads would esplode.
Now, somebodee gonna want to say, dey noes, Kathleen, dey noes…LOLs and <3s…….
Dey noes, but dey won’t admits it. Iz kitteh logic.
I thanx u awl fur ur very kind commentzs. I knoes we awl needz teh sympatiez az we mourn our beloved companyunz. Shakespeare, in addishun to bein very funnie, wuz teh ultra-companyun kitteh – where u wud bee wuz where he wanted to bee. *sniff* Of corse, mai “current” 4 kittehz also be grate – butt they haz dere own placez in mai hart – cannot taek Shakespeare’s.
Sorry to be downer heer – Kitteh pikshoor did mee in!
Sokeh, JCH4K – I luvs all mah bebehs but no wun like mah Tux whu wuz 21 when he went to teh bridj six yrs ago. He slep beside me for all those yers an ah still miss hm sumtime. *snf*
Oh, noez. Now I muzt weepz some moarz! Mai tux Kitteh, mai Florian, went to bridj juzt 2 1/2 yrz ago. He wuz 20. Fur mee, teh sun rose and set on hiz liddle hed. Hiz mama, sweet Mitzi, died at 21 juzt 6 weekz befoar. Wuz very bad tyme fur me. (Shakespeare died teh yr befoar at 16). Mai new kittehz r awl kwyte yung – I think. We dunt actually know how old Barney is.
I addz a *sniff* fur yur Tux.
Now we shud go luk at our now kittehz and awl teh kyoot kittehz here and be happee again!
oh oh der glarin at me inna libbarry agin…….dis iz bery funnee.
99 menu…..teh suckz.
regul kitteh not eet cheezburger on da flor – dat fur da boozhwahzee
LONG-SUFFERING CAT
HAS COME TO EXPECT THIS SORT OF THING FROM YOU
[trans-millennial sigh]
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398a194360004.html
Thanks, Teho, for the nice further explanation! I reely liek the idea of teh “trans-millenial sigh.”
OMG, you made my face hurt
luk at U, Te hohoho
especialllly adept ironical wurd gestures
a berry beeg 32 votes at dis tyme
u is de talent 2-nite !!!! (it be nite at tyme of dis post)
I getting bigger or this cheezburger is getting smaller…you not telling me i fat are u?
cuz not fat, iz all fluff!
one burger maks yu biger an one burger maks yu smal
an teh one tath kitteh givs yu dont do anythin at all (cause he ates it.)
Remember wut teh doormousie sed: FEED UR HED!
Jefferson Ayrplain FTW!
Go aks Alis, when she’s got ten feet & a tale!
(od kind from beastee, dis Alis.)
Tihs appeteazer is v cute. Now ware iz teh rest of em?
yes, i hav been payshentlee spekting teh Milyun Litl Cheezburgs sins teh Opraw powst…?
SRSLY! ai gotta stop reedin dis inna libbarry,….kitteh pikshurs iz funnee but tehn u guise strat n ai am sittin heer stifflin mai gigglleses and snortlin n ai getz in soooo mush trubbleses!!!! n iz awl yer fawltz!!!!
One cheezburgr makes you larger
And one cheezburgr makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all…
Grace Slick FYH!
Wight Rabbett ref FTW!
omg. i am so sry. i dint reed down. sry snippet. no hates teh whiskers…
this may dubble post. im so sry. i dint reed down. sry snippet. no hates teh whiskers.
Who hates teh whiskers? I no hates teh whiskers!
Grayt mynds think alyke. Rite?
fud alwais seems to stare at yu when yu on a diet
Mai fud hides in teh pantree an sings teh siren-songses. Howrs layter, I succomb to teh temptayshun, open pantree, an find all teh tastee fud is past expirashun dayte, an onlee nastee fud is stil saf to eat. Aftir I clos teh door an walk awai, teh fresh an tastee fud comes owt of its hiding playces an starts agin wit teh singin.
OMG, ai tawt ai was onlee wun dat haz dat problem!
Nope, fraid not. Dat wun’s yooniversl.
Parently flor not kleen enuff to eats off ov.
Izzat Balki-cat? On Mee-pos we has a saying: Giv teh cheezburger to teh kitteh.
lolz – i thowt purrfek strayngurz too!
Now, here’s a “Where’s da beef?” comursshul!
unimpressed cat is not impressed.
Or
My disdain, let me show you it.
“kitteh of mah stachur demands Royale wif cheez, is in mah contrakt. i duz eben less tahn yuzhewal until u bringz me teh riet wun…NAO!”
teh kitteh’s delimma, pink dress or da cheezeburgr?
Oh daaahling, zees iz all Edgar gives since Madame went away…
Diva cat iz outraged. U trying to feed me cheezburger made wif ground beef instedd of sirloin!? Do you know who I am?!?
Typical furbag behaviour. Even if they are starving, it’s all about the presentation.
Wut iz diz “furbag” uv wich u speek?
GARCON!!! GARCON!!!
Dees…..how u say chezbugger ees full of teh pleh.
Plz to breeng me new gooshyfud in teh creeestle glass.
*waitwait wait wait wait waitwaitwaitwait*
OH TO H3LL WIF IT!!!
nomnomnomnomnomnom*urp*
SAYYYY! DAT WAS DELISHUS!!!!!
Umm Garcon? I can has moar of dis dis cheezburger?
MOAR!!!!!! MOAR!!!!! many noms for teh kitteh.
Pls to frow dis wun bak. It are too small.
The ants go marching by hurrah, hurrah….If you look carefully REALLY CAREFULLY you can see them tugging at the corner of the napkin, and u kin heer them say….
MAN THIS BE THE MUDDAWHOPPA! YEAH!
Meanwhile Kitteh awaits to set them on fire with her gaze.
“i only eet cheezburger out ov krystul”
…so, will White Castle suffice?
Leona Helmsly cat sez “dis pittance ov an offerin iz below mah standardz.”
Waiter! There is a hairball in my zoup! Pleez inform the polize…
Melissa, and all of ICHC…yes, it is so full of Pleh.
Gushyfoodz not on the menu, but wif enuf tantrums, we get it in crystal bowl.
Forgot general comment..
Beautiful kitteh.
U was stunned by teh beoootiful kitteh!!!
Wait……whut?
holy nsfw kitteh…hoo iz dis krystal u eet cheezburgers out of?
wel hers naem akshuly “Waterfurd” buts i jus cals her Cristy.
Cud sombodey pleez remoov thah stick in middew of cheezburger? Did not ordr spike thru ruuf ov mouf. Thx.
Trogdor strikes again!!!!!
ack…ignore or delete that comment…posted in wrong thread…sorree
kant beleef u peeple r voting this up…wtf???
cuz funnie
u hafsta be http://www.HomestarRunner.com fan. is anuthr in-joek.
No, I ask for dozen White Castle cheezburgers. Get mor plz? kthx
teen cat sez “dese hoomans are so immachure.”
Kitteh is hesitant about your offering.
mrs. kitteh: aw hiell no. wen i sez fansee feest, i aint tawkin bowt no lil canapes an toofpix mini-meel, i tawkin teh fynest most biggurest cheezburger u can has to offur, betch. nao git bak in dat kichen!
mr. kitteh, off screen: *scrambles to git bak in dat kichen*
mrs. kitteh: *nom nom nom* *urp*
Ah onlee eets cheezburgerz of reesnabul size.
Dis not whut I ment when I sed I’d like a littul lunch.
I grew up in Georgia where there were Krystals EVERYWHERE. I live in Texas now and I miss it.
Get you your Krystul’s kitteh.
Kittee are not amyoosd by yur escperiments with yur shrinkink ray.
haha thats funny because my name is krystal so its like….eat it out of me? OH GAWD!
=p
Hi-falutin’ kittee has faluted very hi.
Dis iz my kitteh!!!!!!!!!!!…..omg…..i cant belive he iz famus now!……..hiz name iz mr. binks……..and iz da bestest 17 lbs kitteh in da wurld!
Dere Bethatx,
As you may have read above, your KittehMr. Binks looks JUST like my most belovedShakespeare. Can you tell me more about him – his purrsonality and all? I’d like to know if cats that look that much alike might also have similar personalities. I thought Shakespeare was quite one of a kind. A most amazing cat.
I’ll check back here. Hope to hear from you.
Hi Janet!
I was most sorry to hear of your beloved Shakespeare. May he rest in peace over the RB. I will be happy to tell you of my Mr. Binks. He is also one of a kind and very special. He adopted me & my husband one day. (He was a stray.) He is 9 yrs old. He likes for me to spoon him every night while we sleep. He loves tummy rubs and watching birds. But his favorite thing to do is to sit outside in the sun with the wind dancing thru his fur. He is very opinionated and lets you know what he wants.
We also have another kitty named captain kidd who is solid white with long hairs. His purrsonality is different than binks. He is very sweet all the time and just goes with the flow.
Hi – when I saw one more comment listed at the top I was hoping it would be you! Actually, your Mr. Binks does indeed sound very much like Shakespeare. I got him when he was 2 (a friend left him with me when he couldn’t take Shakespeare with him – and in the end I got to keep him and friend has happy with visiting rights. S also LOVED to be outside just like Mr. Binks. (I had a fenced in back yard that they couldn’t get out of). And speak of opinionated – if he didn’t want something – look out! He was normally as sweet natured and pliant as could be – but. . . Once I took him to the vet for his rabies shots – and I could tell he was upset. I warned the vet and the assistant that he was hard to handle in that state – but they said – it’s OK – we know how to handle cats. A short while later they came out of the room – actually a little bloody and said it might be a good idea if I brought him back later!
He was around 16 when he died. I got so tight jawed from trying not to cry all the time that I couldn’t eat but a couple of bites at a time without getting awful pains in my jaw – lost about 20 pounds!
He was so funny, and such a good companion – and SO smart. Sigh. I do hope you have your two at least as long as I had Shakespeare.
OMG…….Shakespeare sounds just like Binks……I took him to the vet last week for his yearly checkup. He HATES the vet with a passion. Well, he ended up biting the crap out of my hand and the vet ended up with a bloody arm from the wrist to the elbow. I have to bring him back another time now. He only gets this angry at the vet’s office tho. (I told him to behave and not embarrass me, but he didnt listen.)…………It hurts my heart to think that he wont be with me one day. I hope we have as many years together as you and your boy.
Thanks for sharing so much about your Mr. Shakespeare. He sounded like a most excellent cat. A rarity indeed! (I think Binks and Shakespeare must be kindred spirits.)
That vet story is great. How wunderful to know that there is another kitty out there much liek mai Shakespeare! He was also a great companion for Florian (my other boy kitteh). They really liked each other.
Florian hated to travel in a cat carrier. When I would take him to the vet, he alway went completely catatonic and nonresponsive. They’d pull him out – give him his shots and tuck him back in! When I was returning from the Germany to the States, I was really afraid that Florian might not survive the trip. But I put Shakespeare in with him, and he did just fine.
When company would come to the door, Shakespeare would always run to the door to greet them (while Mitzi and Florina were hiding under the beds! Everyone thought that so charming. EVERYONE wanted a cat like Shakespeare (not knowing, of course, that he could turn into the spawn of the devil when at the vet). I’m really happy for you (and more than a bit envious!) But my current four are also special – just different.
OMG!……Mr. Binks loves visitors!……..He greets anyone that comes in our door too! Captain Kidd runs and hides. This is so weird. I thought Binks was one of a kind. He must be 2 of a kind.
Binks is a great big brother to Kidd. We were worried about adding another kitty to our house since Binks had been an only boy for 8 yrs. Mr. Binks took Kidd under his wing right away. Binks loves to rub the side of his head on our feet while we are eating. If he wants a door open, he paws at it and meows. He likes to backtalk too. If we tell him “no”, then he makes a mad sounding meow back at us.
Furrbabies are so special, each in their own ways. But I think Binks and Shakespeare definately stand out above the rest!
I just thought of a couple moar things Shakespeare loved to do. He LOVED running water. Everytime I’d run water in a sink, he’d come running, jump up, stick his paws in it and (if cold) try to drink from it. I eventually bought him one of those electric fountain drinking bowls, with the continuous stream of water. He really liked it.
I was told, when I first saw him, that he was supposed to be a Turkish van. His personality certainly matched up with everything they are supposed to be, but most of the ones I have seen in cat books seem to have patches of ginger. They are the swimming cats, you know, which would account for his love of water, perhaps.
He also really liked to unroll toilet paper. I was just reminded of that by the recent kittey post!
But u get cheezburger…what moar would u want? soem les fourchoonit kittehs wood steal for a cheezburger?
Mr Binks hasn’t discovered the toilet paper roll yet! But he does love water. He likes to stick his paw into water and then lick it. He also likes to lick the water out of the bottom of the tub after my bath. He loves to lick at ivory soap too. I bought him a drinkwell fountain and i’ve ever seen him drink out of a bowl since then.
We have to keep any plants out of reach, or he will chew them until they make him sick. He also likes to lay on top of purses and shoes.
Hai! Thanks for thinking to move to a new square. Bigger type much easier to read.
You know, I’m still amazed at all the ways Mr. B and Shakespeare are alike. Not ONE of my current kitties comes running when I turn on the fawcett to stick their paws (and tongues) in the water! (Though a couple of them do like to watch the toilet flush! But they don’t try to stick their paws in.
Shakespeare never put his paws in the toilet, either!)
I can’t remember if he chewed houseplants. I tried to keep them supplied with cat grass. Otherwise I just mostly had geraniums.
I also don’t know what he did with shoes and purses. He didn’t really have the opportunity to do that. Sounds really cute, though.
Thanks so much for talking about Mr. Binks with me. I’m really still in deep mourning for Shakespeare, though he’s been gone now for over four years.. My Mom’s house is on a ten acre farm, so we have a pretty little cat graveyard. I often just go and sit by his grave. Sounds a little morbid, doesn’t it? Mitzi and Florian are there, too. Makes me feel a bit better.
I’ll be checking back here now and again. I’d love to hear about any of Mr. Binks’ exploits. It’s very comforting to know there”s “another one” out there!
I hope I’m not starting to sound like a stalker! Please do not feel pressured to write.
Hi Janet!
I dont think you sound like a stalker. You just really miss your baby. I will be the same way when Mr. Binks is gone. Your mom’s farm sounds like a great resting place.
Wish me luck. I’m gonna take Mr. Binks to the vet again tomorrow. (I found a different vet who is supposed to be good at handling difficult kitties.)
Oh….and i didnt mean to move to another square. hehe (i just forgot to hit the “reply to comment” button)…..but the bigger text is easier to read.
Do you have any pics of Shakespeare that you could share? I would love to see them.
Oh, good. I thought for a bit there that I was perhaps carrying on a bit too much. But you are in a quite unique position to understand how I feel! All cats are wonderful, but some cats are – so very special. And I’m glad Mr. Binks is as young as he is – you’re going to have the pleasure of his company for many years yet.
Yes, I’ve got tons of pictures of him. I’ll have to dig them out, though, which may take a littel time. And I’d love to share.
My Mom is 91 and I’m staying with her all of the time. I don’t like leaving her alone. She has a heart problem – and besides, I don’t think she would to too well at this point all by herself. But all of my stuff is at my house in town. I just go there now to check on things, water the plants, pick up the mail and get some different clothes from time to time.
Which is why it will take a little while to find them. But I’m wanting to look anyway. After looking a Mr. Binks, I’m ready to do some looking at Shakespeare.
Hope the trip to the vet went all right! And I hope the vet is all right!
Hi Janet
Sorry i haven’t commented until now. Things are going crazy. I took Binks to the new vet. (I really like the new vet.) Binks threw a fit again and they had to use gas to sedate him in order to examine him. The vet said he looked in great health, but i told them to do the senior bloodwork on him just to make sure. Anyway, I got the results in, and Mr. Binks has elevated liver enzymes. So we are getting an ultrasound on him to make sure he doesnt have liver disease. But the good news is, that he isnt showing any signs of being sick and his levels are only double normal. We changed his food and are giving him supplements, so hopefully this will bring them back down. Wish us luck!
Its great that you can spend so much time with your mom. Time with our loved ones is very precious i’ve learned lately. (My grandma is very ill and has alzheimer’s. I wish i could have spent more time with her before she got sick.)
Hope to hear from you soon!
Hi Bethatx,
I am SO sorry to hear about Mr. Binks’ liver (tho is funny to hear about the vet! Probably the vet is not amused). I am hoping he will be all right. In fact, your news scared me half to death. It almost seems to me that that’s what Shakespeare had. Might have been kidney. I can’t believe that I can’t remember! Might be in his health records. I still haven’t been able to throw them away!
Good that you had the tests done. I didn’t until way too late. His first vet simply didn’t diagnose it (whatever “it” was – ). Could have been corrected with proper diet. But he WAS 16. That may sound old to many people, but since my Mitzi and Florian were 21 and 20 respectively when they died, it still seems young to me!
Yes, spending time with loved ones seems to be a hard lesson for younger people to learn. How I wish I had spent more time with some of my now gone relatives. And the questions I wish I had asked them! I’m sorry to hear about your grandma Alzheimer’s is such an awful thing.
Since I don’t think ANYONE comes down here anymore except just the two of us, i’m going to give you my email. If you like, we can continue on email. I really want to keep hearing about Mr. Binks.
Still haven’t found the photos of Shakespeare – but havn’t had any time to look. My aunt Daisy (92) has been having a lot of problems in the last couple of weeks (needs a new hip, we think – old ones – hip replacements, not real hips- worn out) and is in so much pain she’s hardly coherent. Just when you think everything is going along smoothly, something else happens!
Is your granma past knowing people? I havn”t had to deal with that. Must be so hard.
and – here it is.
janetmast@hotmail.com
Until soon, then!
wat the heck is thiz??
kiddin??
WTF? KRYSTAL?
Kitteh deservz burguh servd on gold-pl8d pl8 kthxbai