oh dont b ridikulus
i only eet cheezburger out ov krystul
lol…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
U nawt get much foar 99 centz deze dayze…
(Whee!!! First!!!!)
Summer - please allow me to use your stellar position to get on amai soapbox.
PEEPLE!! WHUT is going on heer? Why this byootiful white kitteh has only 3.9 burgerz at this time?
Iz personal with meh. He lukz exaktly liek mai marvelous Shakespeare, gone severul yeerz now over teh RB. Smartezt cat I ever had. And VERY fussy abawt how hiz food waz served. He wud drink cawfee (with much creem, of corse) with me in teh morningz out of hiz own Wedjwud saucer.
And he reely DID liek teh crystal. Thiz kitteh DESERVEZ at leest teh fiev burgerz! So plz to go back up dere and voat properleh. kthxbai
Shakespeare sounds like teh mos beutiful and awesum kitteh! may he rest in peace. wit teh cheezburgers.
Yes, may he has meny, meny cheezburgers in kitteh heaven…and little meeces in tuxes to serve dem on crystal, too…
Oh, what a cute mental image!
oh, janet… yu so rite. i give this kitteh (an yr shakespeare too) all fiev vote burgerz.
hugs.
Oh, Janet, *sigh….* if only teh kittehs (and udder animuls we luff, but kittehs be da best, haha!) all nu just HOW MUCH we all luffs dem dat we haf dis web site and sit aroun talkin and thinking bout dem and luffin dem so much.
Me tinks dey heads would esplode.
Now, somebodee gonna want to say, dey noes, Kathleen, dey noes…LOLs and <3s…….
Dey noes, but dey won’t admits it. Iz kitteh logic.
I thanx u awl fur ur very kind commentzs. I knoes we awl needz teh sympatiez az we mourn our beloved companyunz. Shakespeare, in addishun to bein very funnie, wuz teh ultra-companyun kitteh - where u wud bee wuz where he wanted to bee. *sniff* Of corse, mai “current” 4 kittehz also be grate - butt they haz dere own placez in mai hart - cannot taek Shakespeare’s.
Sorry to be downer heer - Kitteh pikshoor did mee in!
Sokeh, JCH4K - I luvs all mah bebehs but no wun like mah Tux whu wuz 21 when he went to teh bridj six yrs ago. He slep beside me for all those yers an ah still miss hm sumtime. *snf*
Oh, noez. Now I muzt weepz some moarz! Mai tux Kitteh, mai Florian, went to bridj juzt 2 1/2 yrz ago. He wuz 20. Fur mee, teh sun rose and set on hiz liddle hed. Hiz mama, sweet Mitzi, died at 21 juzt 6 weekz befoar. Wuz very bad tyme fur me. (Shakespeare died teh yr befoar at 16). Mai new kittehz r awl kwyte yung - I think. We dunt actually know how old Barney is.
I addz a *sniff* fur yur Tux.
Now we shud go luk at our now kittehz and awl teh kyoot kittehz here and be happee again!
oh oh der glarin at me inna libbarry agin…….dis iz bery funnee.
99 menu…..teh suckz.
regul kitteh not eet cheezburger on da flor - dat fur da boozhwahzee
LONG-SUFFERING CAT
HAS COME TO EXPECT THIS SORT OF THING FROM YOU
[trans-millennial sigh]
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398a194360004.html
Thanks, Teho, for the nice further explanation! I reely liek the idea of teh “trans-millenial sigh.”
OMG, you made my face hurt
luk at U, Te hohoho
especialllly adept ironical wurd gestures
a berry beeg 32 votes at dis tyme
u is de talent 2-nite !!!! (it be nite at tyme of dis post)
I getting bigger or this cheezburger is getting smaller…you not telling me i fat are u?
cuz not fat, iz all fluff!
one burger maks yu biger an one burger maks yu smal
an teh one tath kitteh givs yu dont do anythin at all (cause he ates it.)
Remember wut teh doormousie sed: FEED UR HED!
Jefferson Ayrplain FTW!
Go aks Alis, when she’s got ten feet & a tale!
(od kind from beastee, dis Alis.)
Tihs appeteazer is v cute. Now ware iz teh rest of em?
yes, i hav been payshentlee spekting teh Milyun Litl Cheezburgs sins teh Opraw powst…?
SRSLY! ai gotta stop reedin dis inna libbarry,….kitteh pikshurs iz funnee but tehn u guise strat n ai am sittin heer stifflin mai gigglleses and snortlin n ai getz in soooo mush trubbleses!!!! n iz awl yer fawltz!!!!
One cheezburgr makes you larger
And one cheezburgr makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all…
Grace Slick FYH!
Wight Rabbett ref FTW!
omg. i am so sry. i dint reed down. sry snippet. no hates teh whiskers…
this may dubble post. im so sry. i dint reed down. sry snippet. no hates teh whiskers.
Who hates teh whiskers? I no hates teh whiskers!
Grayt mynds think alyke. Rite?
fud alwais seems to stare at yu when yu on a diet
Mai fud hides in teh pantree an sings teh siren-songses. Howrs layter, I succomb to teh temptayshun, open pantree, an find all teh tastee fud is past expirashun dayte, an onlee nastee fud is stil saf to eat. Aftir I clos teh door an walk awai, teh fresh an tastee fud comes owt of its hiding playces an starts agin wit teh singin.
OMG, ai tawt ai was onlee wun dat haz dat problem!
Nope, fraid not. Dat wun’s yooniversl.
Parently flor not kleen enuff to eats off ov.
Izzat Balki-cat? On Mee-pos we has a saying: Giv teh cheezburger to teh kitteh.
lolz - i thowt purrfek strayngurz too!
Now, here’s a “Where’s da beef?” comursshul!
unimpressed cat is not impressed.
Or
My disdain, let me show you it.
“kitteh of mah stachur demands Royale wif cheez, is in mah contrakt. i duz eben less tahn yuzhewal until u bringz me teh riet wun…NAO!”
teh kitteh’s delimma, pink dress or da cheezeburgr?
Oh daaahling, zees iz all Edgar gives since Madame went away…
Diva cat iz outraged. U trying to feed me cheezburger made wif ground beef instedd of sirloin!? Do you know who I am?!?
Typical furbag behaviour. Even if they are starving, it’s all about the presentation.
Wut iz diz “furbag” uv wich u speek?
GARCON!!! GARCON!!!
Dees…..how u say chezbugger ees full of teh pleh.
Plz to breeng me new gooshyfud in teh creeestle glass.
*waitwait wait wait wait waitwaitwaitwait*
OH TO H3LL WIF IT!!!
nomnomnomnomnomnom*urp*
SAYYYY! DAT WAS DELISHUS!!!!!
Umm Garcon? I can has moar of dis dis cheezburger?
MOAR!!!!!! MOAR!!!!! many noms for teh kitteh.
Pls to frow dis wun bak. It are too small.
The ants go marching by hurrah, hurrah….If you look carefully REALLY CAREFULLY you can see them tugging at the corner of the napkin, and u kin heer them say….
MAN THIS BE THE MUDDAWHOPPA! YEAH!
Meanwhile Kitteh awaits to set them on fire with her gaze.
“i only eet cheezburger out ov krystul”
…so, will White Castle suffice?
Leona Helmsly cat sez “dis pittance ov an offerin iz below mah standardz.”
Waiter! There is a hairball in my zoup! Pleez inform the polize…
Melissa, and all of ICHC…yes, it is so full of Pleh.
Gushyfoodz not on the menu, but wif enuf tantrums, we get it in crystal bowl.
Forgot general comment..
Beautiful kitteh.
U was stunned by teh beoootiful kitteh!!!
Wait……whut?
holy nsfw kitteh…hoo iz dis krystal u eet cheezburgers out of?