BONK!

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no kittehs were harmed in the taking of this photo
photo by: ?
capped and submitted by: Rich
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Oweeeeee!
*giggle*
Hoo puts dore in wai? Windowe kleenerz shud is illegalz.
Stoopid byrdz…..
I can has comurshal repharanz?
doze dam croes!
Ya riht
OMG LOOK - THE BEFORE SHOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6LT4k81as
OMG LOOK - THE BEFORE SHOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6LT4k81as
OMGROFLMAOBBQ! dat kitteh wuz not so ful ob grayce. but she fink to herselv, “ai ment to dew dat”. U alays findz da bestist stuf, Stend! Such a gud troll u iz! heh.
Again - u oudoez even urself! Dat wuz a 3 snerter fur mee!
My tailz….
Where it GOES?!1!
Whoopseeeee!
(and sekundz later - sit, sit,sit, lick, lick, lick, clean, clean, clean - so nonshaluntly!)
Yes, I surtinly ment to do dat. Mhhm. Me iz stunt kitteh!
U DINNOT SEE TAHT
graceful kitteh has an ungraceful moment…
f*#kin’ meow!
“I meant to do that…that’s exactly how I meant for that to look.”
Carlin ref FTW!
Nawt mee hellz no! F**K that I’z a cat.
I lub dat Carlin rootine.
wel sed
Ain’t dat teh truuf.
I wz testin theory taht kittehs alwayz fall on all fourz. I disprooved it.
Yes - I MEANT to do THAT!
invisible window
Haha kitteh, I am laffing at yoo not wif yoo. Srry but itz troo.
I has choowing gum stuk 2 mai foots?
Um…I ment 2 du dat…
TEH CLAWWWW
Mai foots is coming to gets meh! Luk, mummah! I mus attack!
AIEE!!!1! dah claw eez ebil, muss styck all 5 pointee ends intu eet!
Um….or at leest da 4 I is finds!
*** ooch, ach,, libble higher, SIGH ****
Ah luuurrves teh wai teh sun bounzing off teh wyndow warms meh harbles.
Mai kitteh doz not have any harbles, she’z a gurl!
an why they be saying harble warming is a inkonveeyent troof?
Uzed to haf a kitteh hoo luffd rolling arown on sun-warm seement. Mebbeh dis kitteh da saem?
eez dat wen dey has tu mausch catlua n creme or juss regoolarz? ^^
Me, I fink kittehs be in alturd state jus normly. Nip and catlua maeks dem regoolar, so to dem, it feels liek drunk feelz to hyoomins. Dis maek sens?
we can hads dis theeree in hi-skul: awl kittehs is trippin harbls, awl teh tiem. esplains a LAWT.
Mah braynwaves - dey whut?
I agree, Antwonette, kittehs in altured stayts alot. But katnip meks dem liek iz E fur kittehs…. “Ah lurv disssss, an Ah lurve diiiiisssss, an Ah lurve daaaaat….” All luv an rollin arown!
mah kitteh 2 - rolz on sydwak an in sand, 2. Mmmm, kumfy
Forcefeeld kitteh dun kno heemz own strengf…
Catner sez: “kitteh can no bim through farcefeeld… so dun trys it!”
mah harbalz, let me sho u dem fru deez invisleh divize…
MIND DA HARBLS!
i TOADALLY ment to do that. Srsly.
Foot to Head!
yes, i too have kneed myself in the head. it really is totally embarrassing.
Oh, look at the time it’s KICK TO THE FACE O’CLOCK!!!!
Whut yu meen, aksident? I tewtully ment to do dat.
I haz a foot, u seez it?
Mai foots, let me show you them
last wurds herd by steve johnson yesterday in teh doorway of cheef editor’s offiss.
Yes, indeedy, We willz nawt so easily furgits teh “Stoopy Steeb.”
Ohhh, Mai! Fur VERy funnie pikshoor - reed “last wurds herd by steve johnson in teh doorway of cheef editor’s offiss . . .” - den see teh boss showin him hiz footz, den quickly go up and luk at teh pikshoor. Iz PURRRRfeckt
My dog did this once. She was doing laps through the house, going out the kitchen door, through the back yard, coming in the open sliding glass door in the bedroom at high speed, then zooming through the house to the kitchen again. It was funny at first but then I got tired of it and shut the sliding glass door, not even thinking about what would happen next. I was still standing there with my hand on the latch when she came around the yard, full speed ahead, and BLAM. I felt so terrible but I laughed for at least an hour. (She wasn’t hurt, except maybe in her dignity.)
This picture/caption combo, combined with that memory, are very much full of win.
Silly doggeh! Cannot run fru glass!
My cat did that…twice in one evening. He liked to sit on the window ledge in the kitchen, but it was getting chilly closer to dinner time, so we’d closed the window. He jumped into it, fell off, and wandered away, like he’d meant to do it. Then, no more than 10 minutes later, he did the same thing. Silly kitteh.
MMemreezz, all alone in da window, Ah furgot dat dey closed it, now Ah’m walkin alone…..
My dog once ran into the sliding screen door. He was just trotting towards it and not even paying attention when *BONK* he hits it. He shook his head, sat down, and looked at me like “Open the door please?”
Heh. My cat did this, too. He was on the porch, and got scared by the sound of some happy, shrieking little trick or treaters, so in his mad dash for the house, he failed to notice that the door was not open. Bonk!
Akshully, Im jus trying to get a tan in sum difikult-tu-reech-areaz. Thatz all. Seriusly.
Awwww….. so sweeeeeeeeeeet
Hed, sholder, nees and tows, nees and tows;
Hed, sholder, nees and tows, nees and to-oh-oh-ows,
N i’s an eers an mouff an noz;
Hed, sholder, nees and tows, nees and tows.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAHHHHHH!!! EAR WURM!!!
GET OUT! GET OUT!
TOTALLY.
My sister is a first grade teacher who has a two year old, and I see them both everyday.. TELL ME ABOUT IT!!
Helm, spaulders, greaves and spurs, greaves and spurs,
Helm, spaulders, greaves and spurs, greaves and spurs,
Visor, gorget, breastplate, CUP!
Helm, spaulders, greaves and spurs, GREAVES AND SPURS!
Oh my!!!! I not herd dat verzhun b4! GUD!
spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch . . .
Face, crotch, wallet, and watch…