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…but I be seein u.
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…but I be seein u.
photo: emily august
capped and submitted by: Emily
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hidin from end of world.
brb.
best “BRB” evar!
pay no attention to the kitten behind the bedspread !!!
Nice kitty
I seeeeeez yoooooooooooor ear floofs kiteh.
Yoo not hidinks so grate akchooly!
geroge orwell kitty sez “the chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams a week”
ands yet, teh golden ratio remayns constint
Butt wiggle to follow, tehn LOOKOUT!
Is butt wiggle of doom?
Aw, butt wiggle of doom…dat so cute my face actually hurt frum smilin…
chola kitten sez “whut you be about?”
plans? wut plans? i has no plans. nao just relax… u can has sleepytimes nao… mwah ha haaa
OH NOES! Kitteh stawlkin!
Kitteh pls tu no b bitin aht dah hedz n feetzes k tx…
Is okey com out nao? Peeples wif lawn trimma nat outysde na moor?
Iz Mommeh finnish wif vackroom kleenr nao?
Mai kittehs srsly hates vackroom kleenr.
Yes, mah kitteh hate too…kitteh not want to come into kitchen cause big ol mean vacuum cleaner blockin da way!
I iz not heer. Unless u gotz cheeseburger.
Sneaky Kitten is sneaky
Ninja kitteh iz wiatin fr rite tiem tow striek!!1
Ninja kitteh is sylent death. Or at least hiz poots are…
Oh, I LOLCat newb….wut is dis wurd: poots???
lolcat meaning “farts”
Kitteh plottin rehvehnj Dutch Oven Style!!11!!!!
At least when it’s dark it be true… (ringringhello ceiling dude…come check this goings on out!)
Ceiling Cat sees all.
I be seein you…
in alla ole familiar playcez
dat dis hartz o mine embr.. umbray… huggsez
all dai thruuuuuu
I can haz Vic Fontaine referenz?
But ella fitzjerald sang it so wunderfullee
FTW!! luv teh Billie Loliday vershun uv dis sawng.
Bily LOLiday is mah Yin to Jimy “Teh LOLschnoz” Dorantee’s Yang.
O, is u havin brefuss in bed? No mahnd me…I jus watch from here…
Ah spies wigglee toes…preparin pounce mode…
Oops. My apologies, conscious cat.
*slaps forehead for not reading all the entries first!*
tow not toe?
It’s waaaayyyy to early for me to be up a thinkin.
PLease to go back to bed.
Kthnxbai.
*runs away in embarrassment.*
Butt Kathleen - tho teh thawt wuz similar, urs was reely differunt.
Noe appaulogeez nehsessarry - an plz no haz hittehng ursehlf on ur hed! DO NOT WANT!!!11!!1
Ai b beeg panfer in teh jungel!! Ai wayts fur mai pray to comes bai, den ai jump on iz! SSHHHH!!!! Mai fayborit prayz iz comin - TOESES!!!
Dem ain’t toeses. Demz iz Bed Weasels(tm) whut must bee killt. Dem iz tricksy, tho, and must bee stalkded and chaisded muchly.
OH teh Bed Weasels!! Dems bery sneekee prayz! Dey moob bery weerdly. Sumtyms deys changes into Bed Meeses!! Tayks lots ob pointee ends to catches!!

OMG! I think that is the cutest thing I have ever seen on here!
*taks lak hyuman to make point muchly!*
I know this is for lol’s — but I have a problem…. oh HAI :D)
I have 2 one year old cats– sisters, they love each other very much– ummm until yesterday, I brought home a YIKES kitteh — she is very very very head exploding cute (only you guys would get this kind of cuteness) Anyway—- WW3 has started at my house. Dory the dominate one is PISSSSSSSSSSSED at everyone– me her sister and ESPECIALLY the new kitteh. I don’t know what to do– never had a growly moment at our house until now, and I am a pretty new kitteh mom. Any suggestions? I need a drink…..
U can haz kitteh turf war? Odds on, if so, it’ll settle down once Dory and the new kitteh sort out who is dominant now.
In mai experience, it just takes time. Kitty buks recommend keeping new kitteh separated from other cats until they get used to having her/him in the house - (they knowz new kitteh is there. Then introduce the new kitteh gradually. In the meantime, give old kittehz extra snorglez. There will be sum hissy fits in the meanwhile, but in a few weeks, everything should settle down. Kittenz should be easier to assimilate than older cats. Pay LOTS of attention to Dory.
Yeh, dey jus need to beets each othur up a cupple daes and exstablish teh trane of command. Den dey be happeh kittehs.
Doan’t wurry, gayla!
Dey will calm down. Vet suggest that you put vicks vaporub on all three so that they all smell alike. Worth a try.
Co-workers don seem 2 like it tho
rofl Leaf
*frownz*….why sumbodee bee mean an gib Lucy less dan 5 cheezburger vote? Tink fightin kittehs be betta than a bit of funneh smell? me tinks a vet noes his/her bizness….
ahm just sayin…
we got a new kitty about a month ago and had a 7 year old kitty already. we kept new kitty, Beela, in the bathroom for a few days so Tucker could get used to her being there. Then we’d let beela out so they could get to know each other. Tucker hissed and smacked and growled, and we let him. he has to know he is the dominant one, you can’t scold him for it. We also gave him extra loves, especially when the new kitty was around so he knew he wasn’t being replaced. Now, a month later, they are playing together. Tucker still will give her the occassional “i’m in charge here” swat, but mostly he plays pretty well with her. Just give it time and hopefully they’ll learn to like each other or at least tolerate each other. Oh, and get the new kitty her own litter box, especially if you are keeping her in the bathroom for a few days *wink*
yeah– she already decided to use my bedroom carpet for a poop– not a good start!
… um, weren’t you here for the thread about scanning kitty poop and other fluids and then having them colormatched on the home despot colormatching scanner, then only furnishing your house in kitty ‘friendly’ colors? ;o)
“here are our new kittyfriendly colors for 2007… we call this one SHED, this one is BLARGH and we call this exciting new color PLEH…”
OMG Stend……you crack me up, neva stop!
Don’t to forget “Mouse Organs Patterned” carpet, so reminders from kittee’s conkwests are not noticabobble.
boris: does that come in matching wallpaper?
Stend: Yes it do. Also tabblecloth, bedspred, tawels, and cetera.

it can help if for the first couple days you just keep the kitten confined to one room with all the stuff she needs, so that the other kitties can smell her through the crack at the bottom of the door and just get used to her smell and her being around. also, cats use vocality a LOT to try to scare each other during their fights, so it might sound a little worse than it actually is. territory is really serious stuff with cats. (”TEH CHEEZBURGER IS MINE BETCH!!!!!”
the Humane Society of the United States’ website has a lot of useful articles on stuff like this. just go to hsus.org and do a search on new kitten or introducing new cat, and you’ll get a ton of info! …but for the record, my (three-year-old) kitten and older cat still don’t really get along; they rarely fight anymore, but there are no snugglebunnies between them.
good luck! (sry for long post!) kthxbai
d’oh - u noes u typed too lawng wen another lolfren also posted same advyss! grate minds, CAT…
I thinkz onlee diffz in advicezez iz wether or nawt 2 sepr8 neu& old kittehs reeli?
thanks everyone for the insight! :D) I think I will try a new approach when I get home tonight– if my house is still there! :D)
I really REALLY want to rub vicks on all my co-workers…….just to see….. HAHA
god, if only it were that easy… sigh. we can has werk dysfunkshuns?