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You cants be seein me

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…but I be seein u.

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  1. apocrypha says:

    Hidin from end of world.
    brb.

  2. stend says:

    pay no attention to the kitten behind the bedspread !!!

  3. Kermette says:

    I seeeeeez yoooooooooooor ear floofs kiteh.
    Yoo not hidinks so grate akchooly! :)

  4. stend says:

    geroge orwell kitty sez “the chocolate ration has been increased to 20 grams a week”

  5. Jennifffuurrr says:

    Butt wiggle to follow, tehn LOOKOUT!

  6. sillyannz says:

    plans? wut plans? i has no plans. nao just relax… u can has sleepytimes nao… mwah ha haaa

  7. D.R. says:

    Is okey com out nao? Peeples wif lawn trimma nat outysde na moor?

  8. CaptSpaulding says:

    I iz not heer. Unless u gotz cheeseburger.

  9. graceisgone says:

    Sneaky Kitten is sneaky

  10. conscious cat says:

    Ninja kitteh iz wiatin fr rite tiem tow striek!!1

  11. leaf says:

    At least when it’s dark it be true… (ringringhello ceiling dude…come check this goings on out!)

  12. Anukki says:

    I be seein you…

    in alla ole familiar playcez
    dat dis hartz o mine embr.. umbray… huggsez
    all dai thruuuuuu

  13. Kathleen says:

    O, is u havin brefuss in bed? No mahnd me…I jus watch from here…

  14. Kathleen says:

    Ah spies wigglee toes…preparin pounce mode…

  15. ManfredMom says:

    Ai b beeg panfer in teh jungel!! Ai wayts fur mai pray to comes bai, den ai jump on iz! SSHHHH!!!! Mai fayborit prayz iz comin – TOESES!!!

  16. gayla34 says:

    I know this is for lol’s — but I have a problem…. oh HAI :D )
    I have 2 one year old cats– sisters, they love each other very much– ummm until yesterday, I brought home a YIKES kitteh — she is very very very head exploding cute (only you guys would get this kind of cuteness) Anyway—- WW3 has started at my house. Dory the dominate one is PISSSSSSSSSSSED at everyone– me her sister and ESPECIALLY the new kitteh. I don’t know what to do– never had a growly moment at our house until now, and I am a pretty new kitteh mom. Any suggestions? I need a drink…..

    • paws4thot says:

      U can haz kitteh turf war? Odds on, if so, it’ll settle down once Dory and the new kitteh sort out who is dominant now.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

      In mai experience, it just takes time. Kitty buks recommend keeping new kitteh separated from other cats until they get used to having her/him in the house – (they knowz new kitteh is there. Then introduce the new kitteh gradually. In the meantime, give old kittehz extra snorglez. There will be sum hissy fits in the meanwhile, but in a few weeks, everything should settle down. Kittenz should be easier to assimilate than older cats. Pay LOTS of attention to Dory.

    • SarahD says:

      Yeh, dey jus need to beets each othur up a cupple daes and exstablish teh trane of command. Den dey be happeh kittehs.

      Doan’t wurry, gayla!

    • Lucy says:

      Dey will calm down. Vet suggest that you put vicks vaporub on all three so that they all smell alike. Worth a try.

    • CalvinAndTucker says:

      we got a new kitty about a month ago and had a 7 year old kitty already. we kept new kitty, Beela, in the bathroom for a few days so Tucker could get used to her being there. Then we’d let beela out so they could get to know each other. Tucker hissed and smacked and growled, and we let him. he has to know he is the dominant one, you can’t scold him for it. We also gave him extra loves, especially when the new kitty was around so he knew he wasn’t being replaced. Now, a month later, they are playing together. Tucker still will give her the occassional “i’m in charge here” swat, but mostly he plays pretty well with her. Just give it time and hopefully they’ll learn to like each other or at least tolerate each other. Oh, and get the new kitty her own litter box, especially if you are keeping her in the bathroom for a few days *wink*

    • sillyannz says:

      it can help if for the first couple days you just keep the kitten confined to one room with all the stuff she needs, so that the other kitties can smell her through the crack at the bottom of the door and just get used to her smell and her being around. also, cats use vocality a LOT to try to scare each other during their fights, so it might sound a little worse than it actually is. territory is really serious stuff with cats. (“TEH CHEEZBURGER IS MINE BETCH!!!!!”) :)

      the Humane Society of the United States’ website has a lot of useful articles on stuff like this. just go to hsus.org and do a search on new kitten or introducing new cat, and you’ll get a ton of info! …but for the record, my (three-year-old) kitten and older cat still don’t really get along; they rarely fight anymore, but there are no snugglebunnies between them.

      good luck! (sry for long post!) kthxbai

    • gayla34 says:

      thanks everyone for the insight! :D ) I think I will try a new approach when I get home tonight– if my house is still there! :D )

      I really REALLY want to rub vicks on all my co-workers…….just to see….. HAHA

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      gayla….speeking from way more experience than I want to admit to, the separate room thing is the best way….if there is “sniffing room” at the bottom of the door it is even better…cats are naturally curious. It may take a little while….we have had some very unhappy kitties before when new babies were brought in to foster/rescue…but eventually they learned to, at the very least, tolerate one another! (at that time, we had 14 of our own cats and litter after litter of foster/rescues)

    • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

      Also, check out teh “Oh Don Piano” video linked up at teh top of the site…is of a kitteh who’s owners brought teh neighbors cat inside teh howse foar a few days while neighbor wuz out of town–dere cat didn’t think it so grate, ackshully…

    • doctorcat says:

      IME, kittehs kept in separate room for a few days gets along fine when let out. Is funny to see littel pawses unner the door wif old kittehs watchin an bappin at dem. Dey gets used to each odder dat way. Wunce we letted in 2 kittehs off teh street wifout teh separate room part, an dey still fites wif teh kittehs who was here furst.

      • gayla34 says:

        ty COL TB n Doc — we are now in seperate areas and doing better– some growly under the door action but not toooooo bad, I tink three is enuf for my house—-I cannot do dis again! lol

  17. Mah sneekiness. Let me show you it.

    Um…. not show eggaktly.

    Let me surprize u wif it!

    Now pretends u cannut cee me and lets starts agin.

  18. “Deer Diary.

    Day 17.

    I haf been observating hoomins for quite sum time nao.

    As best I can tells, they is unawares of mah presince.

    How and ever, they keeps the kibbles comin, wich is kwite konvenients.

    And wif the “heer kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh” WTF?

    Stil, frum ma sekrit hideaways, under so-kalled “bed”,

    I am gavvering infurmashun on their kustums, and their kulchoor.

    Much addikshun to ‘Top Sheff’ and uvver reality teevees.

    When time is time, ah will aquires dead mowse and

    use it to inishiate First Kontact.

    Mowse be like ‘top sheff eliminashun challunge’

    ten minutes to turn into gourmet meel.

    Kannut wait to see whut they do wif it.

    But waits ah must, furr nao at leest….”

  19. starling says:

    Curzes! Mai ear floof has betraided mee!

  20. timcat gunn says:

    Stealthy cat is … where did that stealthy cat go?

  21. chewly says:

    i luvs to play hide-n-seek wif my kittehs. wen dey look at me from behind sumfing like dis kitteh, I get behind sumfing, too, so they can only see my eyeballs. and den i move so my eyeballs are just hidden, and they lean over so they can see my eyeballs agin. so i move agin, and they lean over sum moar, till they almost fall ovar, and den they run ovar to attack! is much funny.

  22. lowly grunt says:

    I think if there are any sudden movements by the “prey”, this kitteh will go POPcat!

    Or not, but i just love that word to define the EEEEEK movements of kittehs. My kitteh, Chester, was poking around on my pillow the other night, as he does when I go to bed, and I moved my sudoku book a bit and he practically launched into space. I was quite helpless with the giggles for a long time after that!

  23. D.R. says:

    Homeland Security’s newest agent began training today.

  24. DBK says:

    Who noes wht evel lurkx?

    … Da Shado doo.

  25. ozzy mandius says:

    Ohai. Is dat lox on ur bagel? I can has lox? Jus a liddle? An mebbee sum creem cheez too? No bagel, tho. Kthxbai.

    Happi Rosh Hashanah ebberybuddy. I can has multicultural awarenesses? Kthx.

  26. catalogical humor says:

    Offended Cat
    wishez u had not fartd

  27. Eleanor says:

    Shado Rowge Kitteh sez….

    I can haz meecaneekal skwrl?

  28. BorisEvenWorse says:

    Little small kittee thinks it are time to play “Hide and Go Cat.”

  29. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    I saw whut u did there…

    …and I brots u dis towel.

  30. katbert says:

    The big cat is watching you!
    You’ll be sent to Room 101 in the Ministry of Cat.

  31. Person says:

    Tacgnol si ggggggggnnnnnnnoooooooollllllllll!


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