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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Muve yer tocks oar I sitz on dem!
I see dis comin: Wedj-wedj-wedj-wiggl-wedj, (repeat as needed)
…hm, how u fallz onna flor, big kitteh?
Teho nedz tu poast teh lynk tu teh vydio uf himz kitn sitn awn teh haid uf hims beeg kitteh an uzin hims az a steppy-stule.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/07/meer-cat.html
wups! i had posted teh link under a difrunt screen naem. wil sho up laytr; o wels.
heer u go! http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/07/meer-cat.html
(nao wher is dat evul twin?…)
(…an der him is!)
BWAH! Dat is kewtest video evar.
U can has skizo….schiso….multepull persun…porson…persian….oh nebber mind.
Yup…Teho’s kitties staged a much better version of this same scenario LOL…
wow i havenet poztd in dis syte in a wyle and forgots to rite in lolcat…WEEL YOUZ FORGIVEZ MEEE….?????
mebbe. we konsidur it in esschange fur cheezburger offering.
;o)
mennee yeerz ago I havd blak kitteh cald Angel, mah roomie havd tortie kitteh cald Mina (Mina stil livvin, shez 10 yeerz old). Angel wud b myndin own bizniss, sleepin onna karpit, en Mina wud desyde itz tyme 2 play! So she walk up 2 Angel, liff her leg lyke goggie onna fyr hydrint, en PLOP sit ryte down on Angelz hedd! Den it wuz on…kitteh rumbl fyte! Fyoo minnitz laytr, al dun en Mina en Angel washin eech udderz fayce en gettin reddee fr nap.
Dis hapenz my howse evry day. 8 kittehs … not enuff owpen wendowz.
um
8?!!!
u cans be ur own hyumaen so-sigh-yeti!
U winz, Lynxany. I onlee has 7.
At our house the magic number was 17. When the population went above that, kittehs started moving out on there own. Getting apartments in the city, or something.
We’s pore! Could not afford spray..spea…fix momcat Isabelle!
An stull dehy fone U wehn dehy wantz moar munee?
Tehy nevur cawl…tehy nevur write…
aww poor kitteh. big fatteh needz to mooove it!
LEMUR SONG TIEM!
i liek tu moovit moovit…
i liek tu moovit moovit…
luv teh lemurs! Jon Cleese speshul wit ringtail lemurs wz teh best!!
Aargghhh. Now I haz dis song stuck in mah haid!! Please to be handing me de Lysol to rinse out mah brain
wittle torrtie has big floofy black pillow to sits on by the window….now where his Oprah book to read?
he dun shredded it into a millyun little peeses! take dat, ope-ra book! take dat james frey!
tortie: MOVE !!!
black: aaah, butt massage. higher pls
dat’z wut SHE sayd!
black kitty: butt wiggle… butt wiggle… butt wiggle…
SPROINGGG !!!
tabby: AIEEEEE !!! ( splort ) OW…
ai jus luvs ur onomotopae… onomotopea… ur wurds lik souns.
Cat inna window 10 points!!!!!!!!
No I not move over pipsqueek…..
Iz here furst…..go find yer own windo..
SENIORITY…..I HAZ IT !
Lemme show you it. *BIFFsplat*
Dis wurld rekkerd atemp not goin so gud.
Moov yur fat azz so I cans see too!
Mooooommm! Shady’s hogging the windowsill again!
Teh sill. Not yours.
mai big fat windoe ocupashon device.
Let me show you it.
Feh. Dis sofa es not Sofa King comfortable.
share… my share iz just a little larger dan yur share
Dis minds me of teh Charliecat an Ezra era: Big fat (sowwy, meant muscuwar) ornj fwuffy alley cat Charlie walking by a chair and wittle bwown burmese Ezra wit da big bwu iz, laying in wait and den jumpin on Charlie for a piggy backa ride!!! weeeeeee!!! An den when Ezra got older, bigger, Charlie would fall splat on floor wit all 4 legs spread an growl (while I swearz Ezra wud laf), but he wuds neber eber hurt or be mean to his wittle Ezra. Ptended he didn sometimz, but we noes he loved an wooda kilt anybody who hurted his Ezra.
keeps moovin. dis waturbed?
Noez! Shuts tem ALL downz, 3pOhs! Chewzbacca cantz hold walls back fer looonnngggg!
Window kat: I payd fer dis seet
Li’l kat: Nah-uh, it sez ryte heer on mah tiket, Sekshun 238, Row AA, Seet 5
Window kat: Dont maek mee smoosh mah popkorns in u fase
Li’l kat: Awryte dats it, i sit on u
Window kat: U luckee i lovs baesball or i skwish u, kitn
Li’l kat: U bin sniffen tu much katneep, foo
mooveplzmooveplzmooveplzmooveplz.
AWW C’MON!!!
Fine. No moar snorglees or makin of teh biskits on ur belleh.
U mean.
Wevenges is mine. U full of teh lose an teh stoopy.
firts!
no, i wuz firts!
no, I wuz firts!!
Uh Uh, I wuz firts!!
Nope, ME!
Uh uh!!
Uh huh!!!
Uh UH!!
Uh HUH!!!
UH UH!!
UH HUH!!!
MOVE IT!!
NO! YOU MOVE IT!!!
Uh uh!!
Uh huh!!!
Uh uh!!
Uh huh!!!
Uh uh!!
Uh huh!!!
Uh uh!!
Uh huh!!!
Uh uh!!
Uh huh!!!
Uh uh!!
Uh huh!!!
Uh uh!!
Uh huh!!!
KIDS! Doant maek meh come ovur tehre!!!! Does I has to sepurate choo?
He strted it!
She srted it!…
>repeat until parents get fed up<
I wil turn dis windosil arownd, du u heer me? nok it off!
All aboard..the 12:15 is about to leave…please move forward so others may sit
Mindz teh gap….
Whatz gap?!
Awww I had a vakay in londun (huzband wanted to see equus, nao I can never watch dem harry pooter movees ever again). Nao wheneber I hear dat propper lady voice in mai hed “mind the gap” I wanna go bak. Next stop, earlz kort, wif koneggshun to teh circle an district lyne.
I can haz zimilar prawblem, zince I findz out daht Katie Leung iz 20, an reedz zome1’s cod ending 2 “Hairy P & dah Dethly Halloz” wehr Hairy wakz up 2 findz oot daht dah hole ting wuz a dreem, an Cho iz jst commin out dah showr!
Da wun butween ma eers!!!
I can haz lulz. Kthx!
*MM lukin in oh-fish-ul cat dikshunerery*
Share? her b awl teh “s” werds, “sh”, “sha”. Hmmmm. Cannut finds it! Sowwee widdle kitteh, “share” no B in teh dikshunerery!
Big black kitteh gets hole windo!
“Momma sayed you is a chair, dat why I sittink on you.”
“No, lil nincompoop, she sayed ’share’. I is sharink this window, go finds yer own to share.”
U no moof? Fine! I sits on youz.
Teh immovuble objek meets teh irresistuhbl force.
Lookit eer poshun on teh bebbeh, crustie burn frum big kitteh…
teh seege dragz on…
Mai beegle duz same ting - I sitz in MAI SPESHUL chayr, she squeezies in btwn mai leg & the chayr arm … but she 27 pouns, no so squeezie…
“we is havin gud tiem in window, ur sitn on ur butt, I’M sitn on ur butt…iz awl gud”
lol, reminds me of my cats. Exact same colors and sizes. Except the windows in my house are bigger and they both have plenty of room to share.
I r not shair meh sil wiv u baby bruvver, I r tayke up as mutch room as possybul so no room 4 u!
Lilkat: c’mon c’mon c’mon moom OVUR yer not evun lookin owt teh winnow c’mon I wanna luk owt teh winnow is mah turn to luk owt teh winnow c’mon c’mon i wanna see teh burdees an skwullers an things an yu been inna winnow al morning an its not fair an yu can maek room for me pleeez c’mon moom OVUR mom sed yu had to let me look owt teh winnow sumtimes aw c’mon pleeeeeez com ONNnnnn…
bigkat: (obliveeusly meditating) nommmmm
Shaer, yoo say? What is this “shaer” yoo speak of?
dis iz mai houze every single dai. weez has a big fat black cat, who iz oldur but we gotz her later than teh skinnee spottid/stripd cat. and teh black cat taeks up all dee spaces everywhere. dey are so funny dough. ah, if onlee de wurld had more windoseels!