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Cheezburger Network Blog
if we hads posable thumbs tehy be ups!!!!
DAMN MAH LACK OF POSABLE FUMBS!
Um…wayte! Haow I gif a tumbs up tu moobie? I doan’t has tumbs!
Kitteh critics give happitail. Or in dis case mebbe butt-wiggle.
Bad movie = butt wiggle of doom?
Bad movie = The fickle tale of shame
Bird movie=butt wiggle of nom.
Tom Cat Servo and Crow watch Blue Jay Leno
MST3K FTW!
Isn’t the bird a Magpie? Although BJL makes a better joke.
No bird iz Blue Jay – Magpies onli in Eurasia and Western US
An I tink magpie is blak? Dey is hear in Colorado, ennyways.
Magpie iz blak & whyte yes. But birdie lukz B&W on dihs panel.
An I not noze whur pikchur on tellybaux wuz tooked.
definitely is blue jay. teh crown n teh beek fer shoor maek it a blue jay. i used ta get a lot uv dem on my pateeo wen i feeded teh birds all teh time.
Bird on Deck review:
‘Fasinatin subjekt, but
laks a sertun taste.’
This moovie shud has a flavur…
…an daht flayvor iz LUNCH!!1!
Shur, it LUK gud, but duz it has a flavor?
KITTY P0RN
( TAL has a funny story on the guy who makes these videos, “If Cats ran Hollywood” )
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=154
( tho… I think The Youth in Asia is funnier, but many would not )
hey, Mewbert
yes, Ropurr
Deyz be sum mitee fine drumstix. Doncha fink ??
why Ropurr, I doo concurr. Dey do luk mite suxulant indeed
Heeee… “suxulant”.. that’s the bestest lolword since “stoopy”
Kitteh pron… Has a flavor liek chikn or liek fish?
that depends on if you bought the chicken or fish flavored panties
… ( I so did not just say that )
I reckon you DID just say that.
Edible panteez shud be sold by funz not volumez
What does that have to do with anything.
i gives you eleventeen cheezburgers fur dat. gud ting mai coewerkers not around rite nao, else dey’d seez me falling out of mai chare. also gud ting didn’t has koffee in mouf wen I readed dat, else I’d be needin a new keebored, agains.
No, u jus visit http://www.moddingzone.com/articles/keyboardwashing/ an lern teh fine art ob keyboard maint… mainta… fixin.
Me, if keybord 2 gros 2 use, I washes it under runnin watr in bafftub. den stands on end to drip dry. If no werk after, oh wells, I trow it awai. I b companee IT department, I has manee spare keyboards, old non scrolly mowsies, an a plethora of power cords. At teh end ob teh werld, Keith Richard an teh cockroaches will stil hav comuputer power cords. No computers, jus the power cords.
Oh dear. My poor, poor brain.
Gives a new meaning to “Would you like the chicken or the fish?”
Dat wud deepend on da tyme of dai
and how manee takes latur
Kitteh pron take 110
!!ACTION!!
Kitteh pron star Fluf Fee enturs room
Beeg Tom Johson pron star suddenlee accosts Fluf Fee
Tom pawzez hiz attak an sayz “Babee u doo smellz lyk sweet tunna ta me !!! Iz jus
cant stend’s it no moar. Have u I must !!!!
BWAHAHAHHAHA
“can’t STEND’s it no moar.”
You guys are on a roll tonight!!
Iz jus can stend’s it no moar.
I iz laffing an laffin at that wun. Is stend laffin 2?
oh yeah, but stend don’t like the tuna ;o)
onlee part of the ironical storee lyne
an insyde/OUTsyde joke
a tip of da hat n awl dat !!!
“I’ll take that!!! ::trades stend a banana for teh tuna:: ;-O
at least its not “Kitteh pron star Fluf FER”
Tho ther iz prolly one a those around
Kitteh pron star Fluf Fer iz Kitten pron star Fluf Fee’s beeg brudder
he be berry famoss too !!
Okey, now i mah mynd iz messd up fer da dey
THINK OF TEH LOLGUTTER!
Bofe.
dat silleh burd not noe how to ack…..it be cute an all dat, but haz no skillz
FOUR EARS UP!!!!!!!
Cat A: Today’s special looks nice
Cat B: get the phone and call the delivery.
Cat A: I want to have the left one, and you have the right one.
Why i alwayz has to be right-winger? DO NOT WANT!
u wantz to be goalie den?
Why Ted Tuna koloreyez Da Birds? Wuz klassick befoar, wif Kiti Hedrin!
Ted Tuna= win
Hitchcock = win lolz
Big Bird: über win… just because
Teh Burds always in color ???? George Seagull best roll, he da guy
tath borked ebbenones eyes out, got Kitteh Hedrin in da hed, nomed Miss Plushette, and blu up da hole damyum stoopy fish town. He da leader of all da burds. I tik he got LOLscar.
hay mewbert, u need 2 lay off teh cheezburgers, now wat i means?
tahts wat teh skinney guy befoer u uzed to say
Kitteh-bert sai,
“much as ah luvs teh smell of birdai in teh morning,
dis is nao ‘Pocalypse Nao”
Flockofchicks Meow?
Pauline Kael-tteh sai,
“see newyurker.com fur mah pinionz regarding teh mis en senz ov dis moovie.”
Gr3at! Iz still mizz h3r newyurker revues!
Mew and Rope relaxing on the set listening to an interview with a Toronto Blue Jay about win over the Yankees.
Yeah!! Go Jays!!! I iz nawt frawm Toronto, but I haz cuzinz dehr.
Go Jays go! Az a naytiv TO’ian (knott menny uv uss araound) — Ai ‘members tohse praoud daze of ‘92 & ‘93…
Mah regarrdz tu ur cuzinz!
Tell Hairee Knowles – it AIN’T kewl to be so unhelfee! An also, yoo R a no nuffin big hedded boar!!
Oink! Oink!
nah iz hitskoks ‘de birdz’ obviously
Tew cheezburgers up!
Dis movee iz strate tu de litter bcks
If tey had cheezburger, tey wud not be lickin ther lips ovar dat blu jay
I’m finkin dey be bettr off did dey not catch Bloo Jay. Dey meen birdehs. Pretteh, but meen. Wun attakt mai hed wen he wuz pertektin hiz nest. I unnderstan, but Ow!
“i luv u more than ben affleck needs acting skool
he wuz terribl in dat film”
“wai duz mikl bay get to keep on makin moobies?”
Ameryka!! H*LL YEAH!!!
nezxt – we dissects Mickey Mouse……
NO!!! No can dissects mai chilehud hero!!!! Find noddermousie to dissect!!!
wels, Mitee Mows too tuff.
Howsabout Jerry? Iz bout time Tom got holda dat bratty lil mouse!
is nots bad ideeya — but how bout DIS:
http://www.impawards.com/1986/american_tail_ver2.html
I wud gif dhiz 10 cheexbrgrz iv I coud.
Can we dissects Donald Duck neckst?
off screen voice “Now students, we come to the BluJ. This prey must be approached carefully or end up wif bluj bill in yur butts.
Weres our popcorn n snocaps? Dis moovee a real snoozer.
Great pic, btw.
Yu think if we sitz here long enuf sumbudy will open that window?
2 clawz up 4 Wingd Migrashun
always dis moobie makes me hungry……..
I sense a kind of Hitchcock theme…..
BIRDZ!!
ornj-n-wyt kitteh: dood, srsly, wen i sed i wanned to rent teh birds, i ment hichkok, nawt discuvry chanul!! WTF? altho… he duz luk tastee…
grey-n-wyt kitteh: wait… wut? uh sry, wachin burds. majik harbl sez ask agen latur.
Awww, how cute!
I hates chick flicks
Pig Latin: Hatway isay histay hitsay?! oyay eriouslysay unnyfay asay ellhay!!!
Normal: What is t his shit?! yo seriously funny as hell!!!
Russian in English letters: Shto (shh-toh)etah (eh-tuh)blatt (b-lyatt)?! nue(nooh), etah ochen (oh-chen)hurusho (huh-ruh-sho)!!!
I like these kittehs.
Wear da grows dem dat big Joe??
When we gets outta hear………
…but Mewbert isn’t fat!
i wuvs teh cookery shows