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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Pleh. No like repeetz.
(fyne, wun cheezburger me. I stands bye my uhpinyon.)
NOES!!!!!!! not agains!!!!! HALP is rite!!!
Haigh dive kitteh emerjes to raor of crowd.
Getz purrfect 10 from judjes fur da gold.
see – pwraktice makes purrfects. mennee repeetz.
I did not noes wz repeet. i givs u xtra cheezburgers, tho, for strenth of uhpinion.
I am in agreemintz I has seen dis kitteh (cute as kitteh is) moar tham I care too. I shall now go to find said lolpics and put em somwhere. maybe I’m wrong but I don’t be finkin so.
*sigh* I gives up>
I has seen vary cute kitteh befoars.
I has runned out of teh payshence lookin.
*SPLODE*
Guys, you’re not going to believe this. Remember the cat with one eye and a snagle tooth? I have an out of date “animal heroes” calendar. I thought I recognized him so I looked him up. When he’s not making people walk the plank, he’s a therapy cat. He goes to nursing homes and other places where people are shut in and he gives them the grand privilege of snorggling him. Better yet, they “lend” him to children that have some scaring or deformity of the face.
They laugh ’cause he’s so blessed ugly, but when they get to know him, they learn that you can love a not so beautiful critter as much as you can a blinding beauty. He really is a hedro!
Aw! Dat has much win!
Me lubs pirate snahggull toof kitteh who hleps ppls.
Hims keeyoot neey wai
Ah meen, who dun has lub pirate kittehs anywai!!! dis storee has stoled mah hart n i r ded of cyoot an awwwe…
but he’s not ugly! he’s beeyootiful! i’ve nevvar seen an ugly kitteh. they don’t exist.
Nawt ebin dah ebil nazti-tempurred stoopid Bengals?
You should totally put that comment under his picture, too.
That is one of the coolest things I’ve learned on this site – what a wonderful, blessed beast and what wise hoomins thought to bring him there!!!!!!!!!!
That’s so sweet! it cheered me up!
fownd it! but i don’t know if this link will wurk:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/12/halp-me-i-is-stuck-in-box/
Iz sumilur kittn yesh, but iz NOAWT sayme pictshur! Ergo is nawt rerun!
Iz same kitteh, cutted and pasted over top marshmallowz! Iz semi-rerun?
I gib U daht.
Ai lyke dis picher bedder dan teh box wun. So Kyoot!
i gifs up. i fownd pic on ICHC, but can’t links it in post. original title is “halp me i is stuck in box” and iz kitteh in pink box wif yarn.
it’s a repeat… where did I see it tho
hey guyse – click on the HALP link if you want to see some funny LOLcats
I think it could have been an early one, but not sure. Something like I is not a mallow. This cap is just rephrasing.
The links to both previous pictures have been posted. They’ll show up in about an hour (at least I hope they will)
Not expressing an opinion, just imparting data.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/11/i-is-not-a-mallow/#comments
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/12/halp-me-i-is-stuck-in-box/#comments
found the dupe under “Search” using word halp, and found it….kudos to the submitter (s). The cat is the dupe with different settings (yarn and ‘mallows). Not duped is the peeps with sharp eyes AND long memories (Memmmmmries, all alone by the computer light…wot? another one AGIN?)
Jus mebbe, ok, is two different cats: BRUTHERS (SISTHERS?) ever since they were kit babes they look to fool with everyone’s mind (let’s pretend you’re me and i am u!)and they purrfected that look:…”look at me i be so kewl for skool”, or “im a vulcan imposing mind control”
fownded himz!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/11/i-is-not-a-mallow/
not himz fawlt for teh reepeet
Kay, iz saym, or veree similur, pictchur, butz zom ov uz not seed it B4!
Poynt taked?
Melissa if yews doin meny votingz on Voting Page, mai bee yew seen dis ketteh ther?
well i has stopped votin cuz u can leeve commintz. I doant like dat… I likes my lolpics fraish as a daisee, no thots untill it r posted.. but dat jus me
u prolly rite tho dat is prolly where I seen priddy kitteh!
I agree about the comments on the voting pages. I want to vote for the pic, not for the people rooting for the pic. I used the contact form to let Cheez and Tofu know how I felt.
Ooooooohez Noooooez
u iz bustin mah ass !!!
M’lissa? U ever has dat nawt so fresh feeleng? teehee!
Nt for toastin over fire eethr! But good for snorgles by fire n will tak wrm milk stead of cocoa.
I’s not a s’more
i gots z chokolat, u brings d grandkrakrz
joo want smorez schnorgles kitteh? ah has dem wifout fyre k?
(moan moan moan…I’ve been here for several months, and I’ve never seen this photo before.)
Kitn is too sweet for cocoa.
I’se with CP. I’ve been looking at this site – since at least April, maybe March. And I thought I went back and looked at all the pictures (this was before I knew to read the comments), and I don’t remember seeing this before.
My first reaction was – AWWWWwwwwwwwww. Kyooooot. *sploit*
So purrhapz nawt so bad?
Iz been lukkeen at dis site since I had to walk 10 milez in da snoe to get to skool
cause hardlee any peeps had carz den
had to do homewurk bai candel lite cause no lectricity….but Iz still be lukkeen at lolcatz
YaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaa !!!!
Lukshuree! Iz been lukkeen @ dhis site sinz ah hadz 2 wok twenny milzez in snoe in mah bear feetz, wurk 15 our shft dawn teh pit, dehn carv dah pictshurs oan stone oaf a semmifore signul B4 I coud zee dehm!
Was orijinallee poasted on April 12. I has saeved it!
Dis is klassic Caturday pic. Original cap was “Halp, I is not a mallow” (or maybe Oh noes, I is not a mallow).
I has been an ICHC regular since nearly teh beginnings (was turned on to dis site when it was just a few weeks old) and I don’t remember seeing it here on ICHC. Have seen it on many other Caturday-related sites tho.
lookets at all lol cats when i founds here An since. an dis babeh Dont rekosnides. in cottin blz
ack! Sta-Puft Kitteh!
tere is no little kitteh, only zhul.
Doggehs and kittehs livin toogefur (in bukkits)
LOLz… ur gostbuster allusion much betr tan mine. Wins!
R aul guud Gostbusterz refz! Purrsonallee, ah liked URs bestest, wich onlee goez 2 sho daht nawt effribiddee haz same SoH!
onlees gud fur snugglies!!
even if i look like a marchmello!!!!!!
Is repeat? No remembery dis lil kewt fluffenugen (or do I mean fluffernutter?)..
oh well .. if repeat…would u call kitteh pic “s’mores” of the same thing?
Nyuk nyuk
Nyuk nyuk. “s’mores” *snert*
heeyyyy all right … kitteh hi fives me! we good we good…..
ahm on my lunch break if anybodee wondering why i am giving it the gas
iz definitely fotoshopped bcuz i iz literallee looking at dis exact foto on my cubicle wall – original iz so cyoot dat i printed it owtz. BUT! i don’t recall finding it originallee on ICHC…it wuz just Google images. and also i fink dat dis new marsha-marsha-marsha-mallow foto haz manee ov teh cyoots, too! veree creeative!
)
i can haz receet?
did not buy kitteh wif mai mallowz.
Onlee iv U retrunz marshmellonz an keepz kittn!
i no to be remembering dis foto and i looks at the ichc every dai. anywayz, iz delishus! mooshmallowz r awsum.
lolz teh kocoa
i has not seen dis befor. but iz so kyooooot!
I luffs dis. iz adorable n nummy n fluffies. kitteh is sinkin into kocoa. I save kitteh by drinkin de kocoa den snorglin kitteh. all winz!
adowable!!!:D
Mownt Everust Expadishun Kitteh sai,
“I be fine.
Plz to go on to summit wifout me.
Mai-be leaf me sum extra cheezburgr rations.
Will guard them for uz till on wai back downs.
Prawmise.
Kthxbi”
But kitteh, u only at base camp!
Yes, an I iz nawt deh stoopy enuf to go any higher, neether. Wat u wants to do, listen to windz blow thru holez in yr hed?
SK, dis iz wats ai finks ob mosted awl Everest klimers – deys gots holes in teh heds!!
And when they gets back, Cheezburgr rations has mysteriously disaperes “into the void”
iz hardr 2 kuuk cheezburgers at haier altitudes
i stays at base camp
U haz rite idee Kitteh; iv man or kitteh wauz ment 2 klim mountinz, dehy wood hav eskylayturz oan dehm!
Here is original post here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/11/i-is-not-a-mallow/
Hallmark card babykitteh iz bein so sweet, dis da card da grandma buys.
K thx bai!
Gramma
Peet n Re-Peet wuz on a bote. Peet falled off. Who wuz left?
i saved teh orijinal ov dis: is:
i is not a mallow.
is teh kyoooooot!
i do not mynd seeeing kitteh and mallows over n over. mallows is good. kittehs is good. is xtra good toogether.
I’m melting! I’m melting!… Ohhhhh… What a world! What a world!
Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?
>tyme pazzez<
Follo teh yello brik rode!…
congrajewlations !!!
u are the prowd nu owner of InstaFluffKitteh
juz tear top of envelop (we do nut recommed scissors)
and por contents into large cup or small bowl
carefully add won cup of warm watter (we do nut recommend hot watter)
an den step back !!!
in seccunds u will have u verri own InstaFluffKetteh
plenty InstaFluffKitteh to luv an trezure
AWWWWWWWwwwwww! Kyooooot. *sploit*
(gasp) InstaFluffKitteh . . . dooooooooo want.
Wil taek 2!
me 2, befoar they sellz out…you can just buy NEfing in packets now…bestest fing since instant coco!
OOo, u tink dey sell dese at teh Scienz Muzeem gif shop, liek astronawt ice creem adn teh see monkeez?
I also has not seen dis kitteh before. Himz so cute I no can stand it. But before hed splodes. . .
I sry, Teho, but I has to do dis:
In Soviet Russia, marshmallows eat you!
den i mus do wut i mus do… u unnerstan
Crosslink to teh peeps pic?
4 ebbree Teho, dehr’z zome1 elz who tinks dah Rushian reverz still wurkz, iv dune rite, liek heer.
“4 ebbree Teho”??
hao manys u fink der is of meh??
Kitteh iz looking fur a mousemallow …
mmmm… cocoa, mallows, and… i bet teh pink parts iz maed of peppermint
nom, nom, NOM!
JITBM – off-thred: If Ai hasn’t said it lately, U has teh bestest avatar pic. Even with WordPress making it all wonky it still has much win.
oh hai! u needs marshmelllo? k, dat’ll be three cheezburgers. but if u needs two marshmellos, iz onlee five cheezburgers. i cuts u deal!
Teh marshmallows, they is all mine!!!!
I never byez marshamloes at teh store, but I may start, if they comin wif prizes liek this.
kitteh is in trubuh!!
Oh, hai. Iz n ur marchmello’s tryin 2 find healin 4 ma “roids”.
lawn tyme ago, (6months) ai joyned an art site…..cawled “deviantart” ai wa bery depresseded n fund der a hole bunches ob bery kutest kitteh photos if u wantz two see bery bery kute kitteh go to deviantart and under brouse, go to photography, den to natures, animals and den to goggies and kittehz………
I betcha ai faved 400 pittures of teh kute kittehs der.
Almost better than “banzi” kitteh.
Wait……
teensie kitaynz make 4 teh bestest “halp” fotos.
getz me evry tyme.
poor mallow kitteh, cannea pix which wan dun belong to dis pixture ; ; ah crai…
that is just sooooo cute!
Oh hai, teechur, i noes de ansur?
Um, 1574?
I can has soshul studees!
I iz tyred ov teh repeetz 2. Mebbe Cheez n Tofu need 2 purj teh oldr pikchurs wen teh noo pikchurs come in. Or els mebbe deleet pikchur frum servr after bin submitd 3 or 4 tymes w/ diffrnt kapchunz n voterz can has teh votins fur teh pikchur wit teh most funneh.
mmmmmmmmmmmm…… kitehs…….
Can you guys speak proper English…? -_-;;
boy, 2 trols in 2 minnitz… lemme gess, u is cheeznoob, riet?
U can has door?
Gimme that kitty. It’s so cute!!
u prolly cant has kitteh.
(NOT YOURS)
Omai god, iposted wif mai ipawd
Awww kitteh…I not hav u in mah cocoa…I hav u wit mah cocoa. I snorglez u n drinkz mah cocoa. Speshly if cold wintr mornin…or rainin
This was a winner at Worth1000.com (without the lol caption).
http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=364132
Awwwwwwww!!! Bebeh abomdiminidible sno-cat!
Ifn a peeps is a marshmallow chickn, wot would be a name for a marshmallow kitteh?
a meep!
yez to Patrick….Poofda furball! ….Snorglez.
Love to cool rainy fall mornings.
not a repost? try… http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/i-is-not-a-mallow.jpg?w=480&h=360
i luv this kitteh! so small and cute….and so funny!
Kocoa Kitty is in my cubicle…
So not 4 kocoa
does everyone on this website actually speak like this?
correct language usage/10
eew marshmalows r hary now! lolkitteh so cute in teh pic
If boss fines me fallin in agin, Iz outta here!!
“I poop marshmellows”
win!
coolies i love cocoa and marshmalows luv yha piccie
I is not a mallow
Please not to eat