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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Strut it kitteh, u got teh luk!
Ah gor teh braynez, letz mak lotz ov munee!
Irrefootabale evidense: kitteh been dippin into the milk agin.
(I just looov kittehs wif wite toez!)
fo reel, who dun lub dah CYOOT white toezes?!?! *SQUEE*
yesh, but can you has THIS?
http://www.pingmag.jp/2007/09/06/nail-art-design/
I want those nails betch!
I’ll scratch your eyes out !!!
ooh stars (and beads and rhinestones) in muh eyes!
Feeshees!!! An layce fur ma weddin day, wood hav bin purty!! As it wuz, I had peepull at da caseeno sayin “Mira la Nubia!” an den reulized it wuz ME!!! Mira ME!!!! I wuz beeyooteeful fur wun day. Hubby sez I beeyooteefull ebryday, but das himz job to say it. An I maek him wurk fur it! LOL!
Ma fren gets da Frenches frum Hayell, green or akwa nayls, white stripe, teeny pink or red strype, den a pearlessent top. Looks freaky awesum good!!! She allwayz haz da good naylz, her gal is awesum!
These nails rule
these trolls SUCK
nails eez under yer bridge, queschanin yer quests…
Trolls eetin nayls? Madge, dey’re soakin in it!!!
stend, u has dun it agen. i neber dreemed such fings wer pawsibul. (i has had 2 mannekurs in mah lyf – wun wuz a gift, teh uther fur mah weddin.)
dis mah favrit kwot frum ur link: Megumi Furukawa’s uber stylish designs can instantly change the ambience of people’s hands – what a titillating attraction for feminine psychology! Do the guys agree on that?
uh… (tryin to dissern sum ambeeyans in mah hans)
I owe it all to boingboing.net
I just nawt shoor I reddy fur dat much bizarre-o-ness. Heer I fot mah lyf wuz bizarre alredee – hao rong I wuz!
The word “Bizarre”, like the word “Weird”, is a reletive, not an absolute term!
absolootlee!
DITOH!
Dint U wear “Bugles” snack chips on ur finnertips as a glamurus lil kid? We dipt em in ketchup to “paint” tehm!
Mee!
Buts dey dunt sell Bugles over heer. Snif.
Ai stil do dat wif olifs!1!
Wen Ah was wittle gurl in new jork meh n mah freen uzed tu goe tu dah corner sto n bai demz fake naylz n du deez designs (nebar as gud as dat chikk in dah videeo tho) n go dauwn tu dah nayle sallon n deh wud bai joo designerz naylez…waz not bad monee fur 12 yr old entreh….antrehpennoo…entraipernue…avventrouz-type bidness woman. ^^
Mai hans has enuf ambeeyans ta smack ennywun hu trysa get neer me wif dose tings…
…except maybe I tries them on wen nowun’s looking….
My reputation…I has it.
Yo shud see da annual nayl compitishun, I furgit where, but iz amayzeeng nayl creashunz, nawt pratikull, just ober-da-top wowness!
STEND!! I saw some perfect furniture for you today..SERIOUSLY ironical couches and settees and chairs in someone’s front yard, but alas.. I had no camera
Maybe I will go see if they are there tomorrow. *grin*
joo has peeked mah relvnt intrests…
Oh man. Those nails are something else. I want a pair to wear on a special occasion when I wear kimono.
Is dey nayls? Oar caek dekrashuns?
New reality Tv show, “Pimp My Fingers”.
gurll…….. no u didn T
WIN!
Dem feeshy nales are kewt!
Yes, I haz it. Beecuz I’m worf it.
Look sista, i says to you gimme a french, and u give me jazz paws?!
oh cheez….remember when you use to be funny?
oh hai….
trollin, trollin, trollin…
Tats ur jobz!
Keep dehm goggies trollin,
Keep dehm goggies trollin,
RAWHIDE!!
Thru wind an wedder…
it’s just not funny.
Franch tipps ??
I can haz dem ??
Meowoui but skwared ends pls. New furntior,
phew, just sayvd poor Marshmallo-Kittehs lyf. dat wuz kloss! nao how on erf duz i get dese paws kleen??
WIN!!!
Mebee dun wif lickwid payper derring Klass. Pay ‘tentshun kitteh! Dis bee on deh fienahl.
My manikyoor. Let me show you it.
Booteeful Kitteh…U gowin 2 prom?
My shibas, dey has black nayels. Mebee dey are Goth?
An dey gotz bloo tungs, too!
Ma RC had sum white, sum blak. Wuz funnee to look at her nayls. Her skin too. Under dat dark cHocklit fur wuz cow-pattern skin! She amayz me alwayz!
I haf a kitteh wif toze like taht, an wen my brudder first met kitteh, he sais “EEEWWWW – fog cum!” Hated dat poem eber since.
As in “fog cumz in on liddle cat feetz?”
Smak yer brudder. I USED to lub dat pome. *scowl*
yesh, smak ur bro, an wutever u do, doan tel hims bowt dat we all lieks him nao becuz.
[snikr]
Oh hai…wot u meen dis has wet paint?
Soo kitteh, neow dat ur nailz been done, u not skratch meh wh3n Iz snorgle ur bellie??? U doan want 2 ruin ur nailz… (or meh skin????)
Kthnks!
Spoink
I hed but yer camruh
Wut u gon du abawt eet?
Nebber underestimate a kitteh with a french manicure and a Harvard Law Degree!
Itz Kapitol Hill Barby!
Legullee blawnd FTW!!!
An I LURVE dis kittehs smug smile!!
no pink suit and fake manolos tho, kyoot fur is all kitteh needs to be stylin’
Kitteh you looks fablous.
Cute cat, Spoiled with a pathetic caption (You guys can do better)
shaem dat u cant seem to… but i gess dem wut canst do, criteeks.
(um… no ofenss tu Mewbert an Ropurr, nex dor)
[...] yoo must git a french manecur liek dem french grlz. [...]
ne, i wants ones too! xD
[...] nao u jus needz a french maneecure 2 compleet ur outfit. [...]
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Here they are! >^.^<
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Your fake nails are ready… are you ready? >^.^<
I kitteh r b a sundae!!
>^.^<
[...] i liek me sum french fings. [...]
[...] i liek me sum french fings. [...]
[...] i liek me sum french fings. [...]
[...] i liek me sum french fings. [...]