Comments on: Dreemin of teh hoky poky.

By: Kestrela

Kestrela — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 00:41:24 +0000

Aifinks itsa rite leg its gots dere….

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By: BBQchipz

BBQchipz — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:17:56 +0000

Ur leg look liek chikin wing. NOMNOMNOM!

By: MarcyMooLoo

MarcyMooLoo — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 18:04:16 +0000

Awww!! How sweet is that?!

By: chaospixie

chaospixie — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:28:22 +0000

Mah big floofy Memphis has teh azmuh. Himz snorz reeeeeeel bad. Speshally aftr himz playz hard, den falls azleep.

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:02:42 +0000

My beeg fat kitteh, Wheezy, duz stuff in her sleep…she, well, KIBBIES or sumfin. She’ll be awl honk-shu and awl uv a suddn getz the big-tym twitchies in her noze, whiskas and legs. Lyk she chasin mousiez (or more likely, fud) in her dreamz. Wick’d funneh.

By: teenie

teenie — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:33:59 +0000

ooo dat capshun iz t3h win, 2! 5 burgerz!

By: MarcyMooLoo

MarcyMooLoo — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:20:25 +0000

“I has too many beers 2nite…Leg on floor makes bed not spin”

BTW – I tole Scuter he wuz famous. He just gave a silent fart and went to his food bowl. He’s so unaffected.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:01:57 +0000

What a darling kittey – with such a byootiful leg. And I am pleezed to be meetin your Scooter! Just curious – what was YOUR orginal comment?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:57:27 +0000

Maybe dis be TOOOO klassik! Tho I alwaiz thot dis be wun of teh funniest bloopers. Live radio waz a source of grate Joy and Merriment! (Do u remember teh wun abzwt teh watch? “Curved to fit teh foot??????”

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:53:29 +0000

Well now – that reely WUZ interesst ing. I never herd “hokey-cokey” befoar. Bin doin teh “hokey-pokey” ever since I wuz liddle (and DAT wuz a very long tyme ago!). I sort of rememberz abawt teh “hocus-pocus,” and taht akshully maekz a lot of sense. I feelz I is now further edjucated! Thankz be to u, D Marie.

(I still gigglez thinkin of u serchin fur teh deepr refereunz fur “Diet of Wormz.” Taht had me goin, too!)

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:23:42 +0000

Iz stapl of Britizer sketch sho.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:18:29 +0000

Leikwize!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:16:02 +0000

Ize seed kittehs twich in dehr zleep, and heerd dehm maek noyses.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:12:18 +0000

? U sez kitteh haz onlee 1 leg left I theenkz.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:22:23 +0000

Everuhwun noes kitteh wud rather sleep in/on:
1. papur bag
2. cardbord box
3. ur face
4. ur lap when u has to P, but lookz so cute asleep u don’t have the heart to disturb kitteh
5. plate with pancake syrup sittin by sink (tru storeh, ah laffed and laffed)
6. dryur
7. dishwashur
8. important papurs
9. food he do not want but u do
10. any place dat is inconvenyunt for triflin hyuman

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:13:11 +0000

Ah can’t beleef it…..Dis mornin I said kitteh has one leg. Kittehs has FOUR legs so kitteh missin leg would have tree legs, not one. I be a big dummy anthropomorphizing hyuman…

*blush*

By: D Marie

D Marie — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:13:08 +0000

Apparently so! Again, I learn new stuff every day. And for further education, may I suggest the followng link that makes me go hmmm?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/1999/03/14/nhoke14.html

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:09:02 +0000

Car rides? I be wonderin…how you still be alive…scarrrry….

(glad you still alive. )

By: Jenny

Jenny — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:07:09 +0000

Congrachewlashuns, Scooter!!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:05:25 +0000

do not want.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:03:12 +0000

B, Ah tanks u fer warmin da cockles of mah heart….

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:58:47 +0000

SIKE! Jus’ foolin! says kitteh and jumps up and does the hokey pokey!

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:58:07 +0000

I can has tew many Fuzzy Navuls

By: MarcyMooLoo

MarcyMooLoo — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:54:16 +0000

I dis cat’s mommy. I tries make comment, I tries get bed dat fits, I tries submit dis pitture with ‘nother capshon….

FAIL!!!

Scooter, meets cheezburger werld, cheezburger werld, meet SCOOTER!!

PS to Turkeyburger – he only sleeps in his bed when I sleep on da coush…he commiserates with me. I pass out on da coush, he pass out on his pot (er, catnip) bed. Or he tries to anyway.

By: Sophie Tucker

Sophie Tucker — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:35:15 +0000

mai kitteh sometimes growls, yowls & even makes this wailing noise. kinda makes me curious as to what’s going on in the head of his. then again, maybe not.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:34:46 +0000

This pic is cleerly fotoshopped. I mean, cmon–who seriously believes that a kitteh wud ackshully sleeps in its BED?

By: stend

stend — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:23:32 +0000

… did I tell y’all about the linebacker shouldered tr4nny with the worst varicose veins I’ve ever seen who’s been working the str1p here lately? she was out the other night in this off the shoulder purple sequined number with plunging neckline – definately NOT what to wear when you’ve got a huge adam’s apple and bad legs …

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:11:23 +0000

ah, yes. the esoteric and rarely-seen “Hokey Pokey Kitteh” yoga position. not for beginners; notice how in the correct posture, the tail is aligned with the ears.

o wayt scooz meh, i meens:

o yesh dis ar gud strech!! *streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:06:25 +0000

Wheelkat has sprung a spoke -
time to re-tire.

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:01:17 +0000

We can has wun uv dese beds too, an iz teh kittehs favrit. Dey ar so funneh wif it. I fink Jack Fate wuz jus layin in it, cuz himz sittin heer groomin mah arm moast dillygentlee. Himz vry consider… considur… swete.

By: stend

stend — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 00:05:55 +0000

anticubital vein in the forearm if possible – it’s a full(ish) body scan, so you let the patient percolate for 30-90 minutes depending, and then scan generally from the knees up or for some melanomias etc. two scans for full body (due only to limited table movement – the table doesn’t move the six feet necessary)

http://www.petscaninfo.com/zportal/portals/pat/petct_basics

B! – if you’re looking for a new gig, loma linda has a good nuc med program… it’s great stuff. Non-invasive imaging and fusion modalities are developing faster than they can train people to fill the positions, especially MRI…

By: random

random — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 00:04:41 +0000

HAHAHAHA! I really lol’d so dat mean WIN!

By: Deb

Deb — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:48:50 +0000

Mai kitteh, Red Chief haz bad dreems – growlz, twitch, whyn, snaryl, showz teefs, extens clawz. Ai waykz kitteh, say “ther ther, ur saff.” Kitteh grabs my nek and snorglez me. Luffs kittehs.

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:35:18 +0000

An doan be forgettin teh KLASSIK:

ya putz yer rite ft out an den teh lef ft out
u doo teh hokey pokey
AN YER SHKES IT AWL ABOWT!

There! (visably wiping paws)
that oughta hold teh litlr b…….!
(
word withheld so as not offend deliCAT ICHC ers)

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:31:46 +0000

And sum kan onlee dreemz of deh narcolepsy.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:51:00 +0000

Kitteh ate Alvin chimpunk n stoled his hoolahoop, bt duznt undrstnd concept that u suposed to make hoolahoop go roun, it duzn’t make u go roun (less – of corse – u lives in Soviet Russia)

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:32:44 +0000

My dad hz narcolepsy. Tru storee! Iz funny tho cuz he wuz judge (teh narcoleptic jug – cn u imagn?), before ritired, n wuz nown to slp at teh bench. Bed-tim storys wif him wuz reeeeeellly interesten. Dad sais “N den brer rabbin tol brer bear — zzzzzzzzzzz — teh defense zamined teh witness….” Car rids were kwite teh adventur!

Nun of my cats r narcoleptic, tho, jus llllaaaaazzzzy.

By: leaf

leaf — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:48:27 +0000

It’s 3:45 Catwich Mean Time…when the tail moves to six have the kibble ready or it’ll be cat will be mean time

By: BorisEvenWorse

BorisEvenWorse — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:35:02 +0000

Will be easy fro this kittee to turn her/himself abowt. All ready in circyoolar space.

By: snippet

snippet — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:06:36 +0000

I want wun! I want wun!

By: snippet

snippet — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:05:17 +0000

Mi big Ernie duznt growl in his sleep, but he haz woke himself up wif a growl or a yell. Sitz bolt upryt, looks all arown – wait a minit, whut? *blink blink* I wuz just… wuznt ther a… *frown* Hmm. I dunno bout dis.

By: binques

binques — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:36:31 +0000

oy, ‘s trew. Sads. So sads.

By: binques

binques — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:31:24 +0000

Ditoh! Egstreem wins! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLZz
Anzur kweshun wut meenung uv lyf? Mehbee teh hoky poky reeelie iz wut iz al abowt.

By: Summer

Summer — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:21:27 +0000

An’ a GRATE Jimmy Buffett song, too!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:17:14 +0000

. . .narcolepsy has U!

By: Lotje

Lotje — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:07:43 +0000

chiggen leg!

By: kitteh_cat

kitteh_cat — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:57:49 +0000

I always thought it was the Hokey Cokey… not the Hokey Pokey…or is that the american way? LOL “wooooah-oh the Hokey Cokey….who’s with me?”

By: B!

B! — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:53:42 +0000

Iz paynfull shot? goes in speshull place or exact spot uv lookins? {fascinated+curious}

By: B!

B! — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:52:22 +0000

Ma Willem snorded sum tiemz. Wuz sweet soun fur me, cuz I knew him rite der, all relaxed an snoozee.

RC had da wheezies when I livded in a old aparkmint, da cockieroachez wuz bad fur her. WHen I moved, she not hav da wheezies as much NEmoar.

An Mellee, wun tiem, I see her layin on ma ex-hubby’s chest, watchin him reeeeel close. He snore, she put paw over hims mouf to catch dat noise. He stop snorin. Den he snore, she put paw over himz mouf agin. I laff when hubby wokded up an say “whut dat crazee kitteh doin?”