Dreemin of teh hoky poky.
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One legged kitteh can only dreem of da hokey pokey….*sigh*
My limbss, they being eatenn
oy, ’s trew. Sads. So sads.
SIKE! Jus’ foolin! says kitteh and jumps up and does the hokey pokey!
Ah can’t beleef it…..Dis mornin I said kitteh has one leg. Kittehs has FOUR legs so kitteh missin leg would have tree legs, not one. I be a big dummy anthropomorphizing hyuman…
*blush*
? U sez kitteh haz onlee 1 leg left I theenkz.
The CatnipLounge, It has me! Halp!
CAPSHUN WIN!!! wel playd!
Ditoh! Egstreem wins! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLZz
Anzur kweshun wut meenung uv lyf? Mehbee teh hoky poky reeelie iz wut iz al abowt.
At least kittehs don’t growl in their sleep like doggehs do. My doggeh will suddenly growl and then uf, uf, uf in his sleep and twitch and chase rabbits and do all sorts of stuff. My kitteh just sleeps.
well, okay sometimes he snores… but he’ll cut me if he finds out I told you that
Menny yeers ago, I has eldurly kitteh named Gypsy. She gud gurl, but she snoar liek frate trane. Funnee soun, kitteh-snoarz.
2 my kittehs snore. Aussie dog snore. Shihzoo dog snore BigTime. Hubbee snore REALLYBIGTIME. I play on puter at night … sleep in day ;D
Ma Willem snorded sum tiemz. Wuz sweet soun fur me, cuz I knew him rite der, all relaxed an snoozee.
RC had da wheezies when I livded in a old aparkmint, da cockieroachez wuz bad fur her. WHen I moved, she not hav da wheezies as much NEmoar.
An Mellee, wun tiem, I see her layin on ma ex-hubby’s chest, watchin him reeeeel close. He snore, she put paw over hims mouf to catch dat noise. He stop snorin. Den he snore, she put paw over himz mouf agin. I laff when hubby wokded up an say “whut dat crazee kitteh doin?”
B, Ah tanks u fer warmin da cockles of mah heart….
Mah big floofy Memphis has teh azmuh. Himz snorz reeeeeeel bad. Speshally aftr himz playz hard, den falls azleep.
Mi big Ernie duznt growl in his sleep, but he haz woke himself up wif a growl or a yell. Sitz bolt upryt, looks all arown – wait a minit, whut? *blink blink* I wuz just… wuznt ther a… *frown* Hmm. I dunno bout dis.
Mai kitteh, Red Chief haz bad dreems – growlz, twitch, whyn, snaryl, showz teefs, extens clawz. Ai waykz kitteh, say “ther ther, ur saff.” Kitteh grabs my nek and snorglez me. Luffs kittehs.
Awww!! How sweet is that?!
mai kitteh sometimes growls, yowls & even makes this wailing noise. kinda makes me curious as to what’s going on in the head of his. then again, maybe not.
Ize seed kittehs twich in dehr zleep, and heerd dehm maek noyses.
My beeg fat kitteh, Wheezy, duz stuff in her sleep…she, well, KIBBIES or sumfin. She’ll be awl honk-shu and awl uv a suddn getz the big-tym twitchies in her noze, whiskas and legs. Lyk she chasin mousiez (or more likely, fud) in her dreamz. Wick’d funneh.
iz I teh only wun what duz not be able to sea dis peekshur on teh front payj?
noes… wayt a litl an WurdPres miet ketchup tho.
catsup… mmmmm…
don’t dream it kitty – BE IT
waytur waytur! deres a tranvestite in mah soop!
Dunt shout or ebryune will waunt wun.
I want wun! I want wun!
… did I tell y’all about the linebacker shouldered tr4nny with the worst varicose veins I’ve ever seen who’s been working the str1p here lately? she was out the other night in this off the shoulder purple sequined number with plunging neckline – definately NOT what to wear when you’ve got a huge adam’s apple and bad legs …
do not want.
Leikwize!
PS: Teho / off thread : positrons = antimatter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluorodeoxyglucose
sweet!
Iz paynfull shot? goes in speshull place or exact spot uv lookins? {fascinated+curious}
anticubital vein in the forearm if possible – it’s a full(ish) body scan, so you let the patient percolate for 30-90 minutes depending, and then scan generally from the knees up or for some melanomias etc. two scans for full body (due only to limited table movement – the table doesn’t move the six feet necessary)
http://www.petscaninfo.com/zportal/portals/pat/petct_basics
B! – if you’re looking for a new gig, loma linda has a good nuc med program… it’s great stuff. Non-invasive imaging and fusion modalities are developing faster than they can train people to fill the positions, especially MRI…
dis bed be borked — I orderz extra longs.
Halp
Somwon laced dis roun fing wif sleepey gudnitez medsin
I am bein driven tu zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sum katz hv narcolepsy!
…an sum katz has narcolepsy thrust upons dem.
in soviet russia…
. . .narcolepsy has U!
And sum kan onlee dreemz of deh narcolepsy.
My dad hz narcolepsy. Tru storee! Iz funny tho cuz he wuz judge (teh narcoleptic jug – cn u imagn?), before ritired, n wuz nown to slp at teh bench. Bed-tim storys wif him wuz reeeeeellly interesten. Dad sais “N den brer rabbin tol brer bear — zzzzzzzzzzz — teh defense zamined teh witness….” Car rids were kwite teh adventur!
Nun of my cats r narcoleptic, tho, jus llllaaaaazzzzy.
Car rides? I be wonderin…how you still be alive…scarrrry….
(glad you still alive.
)
Iz stapl of Britizer sketch sho.
Aktivate jumpgate to Cheezburgr Dimenshun!
BRB
kitty is more competent than the actors on stargate, AND a better actor !!!
Maikul Shanks is having bettur legz.
…
I thinkz.
is good to dreem of hoky poky, after all its wut its all abowt
dat are favrite t-shurt of minez:
“What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about?”
An’ a GRATE Jimmy Buffett song, too!
Nonono kitteh.
Ur rite legg.
Oh waitz u gotz 2 rites legg.
Nevarmindz.Caree on.
Kitteh sez, “Hoky poky rly is what itz all about.”
Teh bed are “Catnip Lounger.” Dat prolly wy kitteh forgotted him leg.
We can has wun uv dese beds too, an iz teh kittehs favrit. Dey ar so funneh wif it. I fink Jack Fate wuz jus layin in it, cuz himz sittin heer groomin mah arm moast dillygentlee. Himz vry consider… considur… swete.
Dat be my baby up there! awww. Yer caption better dan myne – I gave 5 stars!
Yay Scooter!
(he was on his back looking reeely funny but he always manages to roll over b4 I snap.)
I can has open bar?
I can has tew many Fuzzy Navuls
I always thought it was the Hokey Cokey… not the Hokey Pokey…or is that the american way? LOL “wooooah-oh the Hokey Cokey….who’s with me?”
Apparently so! Again, I learn new stuff every day. And for further education, may I suggest the followng link that makes me go hmmm?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/htmlContent.jhtml?html=/archive/1999/03/14/nhoke14.html
Well now – that reely WUZ interesst ing. I never herd “hokey-cokey” befoar. Bin doin teh “hokey-pokey” ever since I wuz liddle (and DAT wuz a very long tyme ago!). I sort of rememberz abawt teh “hocus-pocus,” and taht akshully maekz a lot of sense. I feelz I is now further edjucated! Thankz be to u, D Marie.
(I still gigglez thinkin of u serchin fur teh deepr refereunz fur “Diet of Wormz.” Taht had me goin, too!)
chiggen leg!
Will be easy fro this kittee to turn her/himself abowt. All ready in circyoolar space.
It’s 3:45 Catwich Mean Time…when the tail moves to six have the kibble ready or it’ll be cat will be mean time
Kitteh ate Alvin chimpunk n stoled his hoolahoop, bt duznt undrstnd concept that u suposed to make hoolahoop go roun, it duzn’t make u go roun (less – of corse – u lives in Soviet Russia)
An doan be forgettin teh KLASSIK:
ya putz yer rite ft out an den teh lef ft out
u doo teh hokey pokey
AN YER SHKES IT AWL ABOWT!
There! (visably wiping paws)
that oughta hold teh litlr b…….!
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word withheld so as not offend deliCAT ICHC ers)
Maybe dis be TOOOO klassik! Tho I alwaiz thot dis be wun of teh funniest bloopers. Live radio waz a source of grate Joy and Merriment! (Do u remember teh wun abzwt teh watch? “Curved to fit teh foot??????”
HAHAHAHA! I really lol’d so dat mean WIN!
Wheelkat has sprung a spoke -
time to re-tire.
ah, yes. the esoteric and rarely-seen “Hokey Pokey Kitteh” yoga position. not for beginners; notice how in the correct posture, the tail is aligned with the ears.
o wayt scooz meh, i meens:
o yesh dis ar gud strech!! *streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*
This pic is cleerly fotoshopped. I mean, cmon–who seriously believes that a kitteh wud ackshully sleeps in its BED?
Everuhwun noes kitteh wud rather sleep in/on:
1. papur bag
2. cardbord box
3. ur face
4. ur lap when u has to P, but lookz so cute asleep u don’t have the heart to disturb kitteh
5. plate with pancake syrup sittin by sink (tru storeh, ah laffed and laffed)
6. dryur
7. dishwashur
8. important papurs
9. food he do not want but u do
10. any place dat is inconvenyunt for triflin hyuman
I dis cat’s mommy. I tries make comment, I tries get bed dat fits, I tries submit dis pitture with ‘nother capshon….
FAIL!!!
Scooter, meets cheezburger werld, cheezburger werld, meet SCOOTER!!
PS to Turkeyburger – he only sleeps in his bed when I sleep on da coush…he commiserates with me. I pass out on da coush, he pass out on his pot (er, catnip) bed. Or he tries to anyway.
Congrachewlashuns, Scooter!!
What a darling kittey – with such a byootiful leg. And I am pleezed to be meetin your Scooter! Just curious – what was YOUR orginal comment?
“I has too many beers 2nite…Leg on floor makes bed not spin”
BTW – I tole Scuter he wuz famous. He just gave a silent fart and went to his food bowl. He’s so unaffected.
ooo dat capshun iz t3h win, 2! 5 burgerz!