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Skeptikal kitteh iz skeptikal
of dis storee line
Hek, kitteh, eben OPRAH kweschun Oprah’s taysts.
O: And I have a copy for everyone in the audience!!!1!!!1!!!
Audience: DO NOT WANT
scribbleed, that was awesome…. BEST COMMENT EVER
hahahahaha! Win!
i can has car insted?
my kittay says Priceless
Opra’s tayse not so gud. I wonder, do she hav a flayvor?
Oprawh? *yawn*
diz kitteh iz rit. skeptikal.
I can has non-fictional non-fiction?
uh millyon wittle piece of cheezburgers…den maibee we talk.
mmm, appy tyzors…
get awayz opreee. deez be mai millyon wittle cheezburgers.
Hoo maydz Opruh Kween
uv awll buukz? Haff t3h phunn
iz Nappeeng awn dem.
Dayr skwigglee lynez meenz
summfings 2 Hewmins. Dey meenz
trakkshun 4 Kittehz
Buuk paypurr iz nyse,
butz magazeen papypurr iz
wundrusslee bettah!
Jack.
yah, mai kitteh is jelus of deh payper tings we starez at. Do not want!
Sundae noozpaypr best of awl. Maeks skritchy sownd, smelz funnee, can rip it wif clawz.
an u myt fink dat reedings teh nooz onlien wud solv dis problim, buts nooooo.
keebord den becumz kittehs mos faevrit cudlspot (secund onlys to teh MOWSS).
I has frend who sez that along wif food, drink and air, kittehs need sumthen called “attenshun rayz” to survive. He sez “attenshun rayz” comes from hoomen eyes. So if kitteh seez hoomen wasten “attenshun rayz” on teh book or teh magazine or teh compooter, kitteh MUST get between eyes and object in order to absorb dese importent attenshun rayz for themselfs.
Is good theory, i think based on purrsonel kitteh observashun.
I LUB that ronc! tanks for sherin.
I ALWAIZ wundered about taht. Now I has a knowledj! It MUZT be troo. Whut odder explanashun can der be?
Well that explains a LOT! Gonna get my rays in order.
I fink dis be very troo. Howeber, kitteh only want attenshun rayz when u is busy. When u is not busy and ready to gives rayz, kitteh sez DO NO WANT to attenshuns.
Sooo true (shakes hed sadly)
Ur frend veree wize. Mai kittehs tell meh, “Rubbeng is Luving.” If you nawt see dem a hole lot, dat ok, as lawng as when u do, you gib dem lots of rubs.
Dey keep trax of dese tings, u no.
Weh ey furst red Jackz pome
Ey tot he sed
“hoo maydz Opruh Kween uv awil teh bukkits.”
Maibe Opruh IZ Kween uv teh bukkits?
I did thunk he said “Hoo maydz Opruh Kween uv awll buukz?” I sayink “do famn dools who gived her monies!”
Oh wait, is reedink type bookses, not moni type buckses. Sry.
OMG! U dares to qwestion teh Oprah? Hao dares U! Qwick kitteh, go into hiding befoar teh Oprah Drone-Squad storms ur howse and forcibly removes teh rest of ur independent thots!
Alllll haiiillll Queeeeen Ooopraaaaaahhhh…
I think TB is disfarbulating while under the influence of kitteh again….
blame dis one on 4Janet
)
I can haz blayme?
u canz!
)
It’s the coloured chalk that makes the independent thots!
She 21st senchury vurshion of Hypno-Toad I thinks.
Dis a grate book! Work beter dan Ambien stuff…Nytall! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OT again…has anyone noticed any posts from Melissa lately? Sometime a stone is so stubon, they have to esplode it. Not fun. Hope her not in da hozpital.
I wunderd bout her too, hope was smal splosion.
Last wun i saw wuz sumtiem yestidae. Hoep herz ok!! ‘Lissa, u owt der?? How ya doin?
catnipp…..it haz me in itz SPEL. let me tellz u ov mi life….
but givs me free car full uv cheezburgers
and a makeover
mebbe i reconsider.
Meh too, kitteh, meh too.
Whin I has to pick noo buk for mah buk club, I alwaes avoyd hur buks.
Heh, same thawt, same time, sry.
Shuldnt it be, drinkin thru ur meeting?
Me2. I jus barelee surviveded “The Poisonwood Bible” Do NOT want.
Ugh. I been avoyding dat buk foar 2 yeers in dis club.
ah member dat book.
hadta reed it fur skool
it was teh suck.
reed pluhs ahnotayte??
DO NOT WANT!
Frankly, I liekd dat book. But mebbeh dat’s just mee…
I’m in yur book klub, snoozn thru meatng
cerious kitten contemplates meaning of life….. or nawt.
R those sprinklz on teh hand in front cover?? Do want.
iz troo! sprinklz…….let me show u them….
morr sprinkl pickchurrs plz.
OMG !!! “in soviet russia, sprinkles has you, so you write a book about it, end up in oprah’s book club and are then found to have “fabricate(d) crucial portions of (the) ‘memoir’”, thus publicly embassarsing Oprah which is probably not a good idea, EVER.”
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/11/i-can-haz-sprinkl/#comments
… but then you end up on ICHC with your book, looking smug and self- satisfied (take THAT oprah)
it’s like that F*ing PHENOMINAL bjork video for ‘bachlorette’ where the same story keeps appearing on smaller stages… it’s all so meta !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5nNfbTS6N4
I can has increasingly moar self-referential meta-lols?
Srsly.
caerfl. heer be braynsplortz.
… which might explain bjorks cat-as-boyfriend in ‘triumph of the heart’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReHaLl3a8rU
it’s a cat-spiracy !!!
STELLA!!!
( sry – better audio version here )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o0SbESFkLs
Bjork has teh crazee, but, hey, at leest she luv teh kittehs.
S’ok, Bjork, we awl a littul bit crazee.
I agree with you kitteh. Oh so much.
Hmmm…me tinks dis picshur on book covur look like stuff in mah litter box…
Ahm just sayin…
PLEH! DO NOT WANT!
Ah neva gots 13 votes before…
wipes tear from eye
Iz not so gret aktuly
Dis book too werdy an deep….
I can has Richard Scarry book
What Do People Do All Day?
Manee pitchurs of kittehs doin stuff.
oh hai !!! we were just wondering about your stones
wait – wuz dat you? oopsie
yup — see above wb mel
Richard Scarry FTW!!!
Hi Melissa,
How are you?
I r otay. passed stone wif muches painz. Nut I feel eversomuch betterz.
Fanks to all who careded.
Off subject but had to say: “I iz reedin teh Caago Trib and leavin Steven presents”
(See Chicagotribune.com – Steve Johnson column “Kitsch kitties are like catnip to its devotees”, sorry couldn’t figure out how to link it)
Aw, Meestur Steeb, teh poor bebeh – him sez, “Sense uv hoomur. DO NOT WANT.”
Hao muches u wanna bet himz tryed to has teh funneh awn heer an dint get no burgerz?
I fink himz wuz eben tryin to has teh funneh in teh colum, but dint werk so well der eethur, ackshulee.
“Don’t you see that you are creating — and exalting — the Precious Moments figurines of Internet culture?”
Mister Johnson sure doznt understand LOLcats if he thinks they are preschuss momentz. I dont thenk preshuss momentz duz Dutch oven or buttsecks jokes lolz.
I can has humourless jackass?
“NELI: Not even laughing on the inside” – yup, that bout sumz him up.
kant laff on inside if u dont has a inside.
LOL – aw c’mon, wun dae u luk bak awn teh Dutch oven an buttsecks joeks an fink, “oh, teh lolmemreez! mai nostaljah, let me show u it!”
The funniest bit, to me, was when he tried to make some snide remark that basically insinuated that lolcommenters aren’t very literate or highly educated. I thought about the wealth of Joyce, Kipling, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Scarry, and the other classic lit refs I’ve seen on here and just plain pitied da fool.
Oh scooz meh! I ment, um, Meestur Steeb has teh stoopy. Much pleh!
“Meestur Steeb has teh stoopy”
LOL!!1!
K happai now I bringded Meester Stoopy Steeb to ur tenshun. Alla youse make me lots laffs!
You know whut? I juzt red this, too – and I think he didn’t read any of the comments. I think he just looked at the pictures and thought that was what it is all about. Though what kind of a . . .a . . . I’d have been SOOO embarrassed to have written such a poorly researched article – column – whatever.
His email is sajohnson@tribune.com, in case anyone has time to write and tell him just how pleh this is!
Dewd, it taeks much literasy to reed, rite, and deciphur dese commints. He cleerly has no clew.
I alwaes toald mah studintz, u gots to LERN teh grammur rulez befoar u BRAEK teh rulez. Den u cans braek teh rulez wif style.
Dat be ICHC.
Also, I haet teh Preshus Momintz. Dey scaer meh.
heer iz linkings: http://www.tinyurl.com/yu8f44
jus red teh artickle. wut a sandpuup. “i can has cloo?”
this guy really is missing the boat!!! but we could use the newspaper column to line the litter box………
Pleh fer brayns
Kittee might think are insult to poop ontowards such stoopyness.
Or might thinks is grate oprurtunity to eggs-press opinionoin.
Can’t be shure with kittees.
Kitteh think this story broken up into too many pieces
plot’z a bit choppee . . .
gud wun.
I wantid ta reed abewt Happy Kitteh’s trip ta Cheezburgerville
An him kwes fer de majik Yarn
An den him goez hom an snugel unner blankey
But itz on waiten leest at liberry
I betchoo waz anudder kitteh reedn dat buuk.
Hey, is not about cupcakes!…return book ok
Hundredz-and-thousandz on teh cover false advertizen! I want mah munnee back!
What u mean this book has been in litter box?
Jorge Costanza ref ftw!!
“Umm, helow, Customur Serviss? Diss nawt be cookbuk? Ok, DO NOT WANT. Send caek pleez.”
Kitteh zi write. Wurst bok evar.
this is not relevant to my interests…
…nothing about cheezburgers
…. or jimmies…. i can has refun ?
oh Oprah has a boyfriend darn she’s taken already.
Oooooohhhhh!!! Oprah’s gonna tear you a new one on national TV!
Awwwz!!! soz cutez!!!