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By: find a job you love « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:13:05 +0000

[...] i needz ur job. mai job sux. [...]

By: neaner

neaner — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:30:42 +0000

waz a long nite, don asks

By: meh « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger?

meh « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger? — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:01:00 +0000

[...] I kno. workin’ teh 9 to 5… sux [...]

By: neonsoulstealer

neonsoulstealer — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:00:11 +0000

dude…tht iz so me in da mornins

By: matt

matt — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:31:14 +0000

tekeelah bad replaazmnt fur chzbrgr

By: Cleopatra

Cleopatra — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:48:43 +0000

I love it! For those who don’t know, it is a little diddy you read as you walk down the long hallway at a train station in NY

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:25:58 +0000

Sum buddee hada try it! Don look a gift-ant in da mouf! Too teenee! Kthxbai

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 18:57:43 +0000

FLAT CAT
has meltered

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:30:03 +0000

Dat one ob dose “reorganizations” where suddenly you haz haf teh peepul and haf teh munnies an fore timez de wurk? I hatez dose.

Fingers crossed for you Dustbunny! (dey is opposibul an eberytin)

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:23:16 +0000

Is bery troo. Firs time I seez lolcatz I goez “wutz wit de rong spellns and bad granma an doze 1s in teh !!!s. Iz bery bery irreetaytin. I ritez an complanes.”

But den….I getz dat is anudder langwidge. An awl iz okay.

in Soviet Russia, lolspeak haz me!

By: SarahD

SarahD — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:25:56 +0000

Nashunal Taek Ur Kitteh To Wurk Dae

By: dapanferkitteh

dapanferkitteh — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:37:12 +0000

yah! butz dat do not stop me at fair yesterday from when I seed a big sine fur rosted korms (only it sayd “roasted corn” fur sum reezon), and I sayd “I can has corms???” and my b/f stareded at meez, but my bestest frend (whoo iz my ex-hubband) says “I can has corms 2, nom nom nom” and den we all laffed!

(o, fur da rekord, I haz a BA in English 2, and am a cownselur.)

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:04:30 +0000

Frayd zo. U iz moar klevererer dahn I iz.

An kewel nu job UZE traynin 4 BTW!

By: Teeter

Teeter — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:46:36 +0000

Or maybe Mercury be retrogradin gain. Dats astrology tawlk fur Use who don’t knows. I’m very talented kitteh.

By: Teeter

Teeter — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:42:54 +0000

Teh moon mus be full.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:03:59 +0000

Ooooh, dat rly bad, buggin2go!

*Bad Joke Kitteh bops yu on hed*

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:01:11 +0000

AWWW! DAT is EXULLENT idea!! Ah lubs it! Now AH wunts to takes mah kitteh to work!

By: homescribe

homescribe — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:14:03 +0000

i iz a technikal writer … lolcats bad 4 mai syntacks … peeps in other cubicles wunder why i cry out “oh noes” all deh tyme

By: buggin2go

buggin2go — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:13:37 +0000

Oh hai! Doze peepul looks lyk ants down deerz… oh. Dey r ants down deerz.

By: homescribe

homescribe — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:10:25 +0000

effexor gud … me no kry wid it

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:31:55 +0000

Oh hai, Scarletkitty. I agreez – to lern teh grammarz wun muzt tyke deh Latin. I did zactly liek u – Latin furst 2 yeers of hi skool – den 2 years Spanish. Sooo eezy afper Latin. Den, in collej, as I wuz a voice major, languajez (Italian, French & German) wuz reqwireded. So furst Italian – piece o cayke! Next yr French. Walk in teh park. I’m thinkn – I’se REELY gotz teh talunt fur teh languajez – so teh next yer I taekz teh German – and becuz I tinkz I’se so gud, at teh sayme teim I taekz teh Russian! Nawt so grate, akshully! REEELY stoopey, akshully. Dat wuz teh yeer I found awt whut “studying” wuz awl abawt!!! Lerneded a WHOLE lot moar abawtz teh grammarz reel fazt!

By: teenie

teenie — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:07:42 +0000

I can has Effexor…I didn’t has it fr a wyle but den I kryd allatyme…now I can has it furebber

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:41:27 +0000

We can has take ur kitty to work day?

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:37:37 +0000

LOL, Storybeast, i can has Ph.D. in Engfish. Iz 13 yers since I wuz in grad school, an it’s still awl troo. Thx fur teh link.

Duz we laffs or crais nao?

By: SarahD

SarahD — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 00:50:59 +0000

Oooh, I luvs teh scifi storees. Sine meh up.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 00:04:57 +0000

needz to tayke deh Latin foar to lern deh grammarz. Wuz wunnerful. Akchooly wuz hard. tooked Latin frist 2 yeers of hi skool. Den tooked 2 yeers of Spanish. It wuz de eezy afpur Latin. I wunned deh Spanish stoodint uv deh yeer award bof yeers. hahahaha.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:57:38 +0000

Oh, NOES! Wuld u rly wish dat on owr Stend? He wuld den hassa be poor bebbeh.
I nawt feenk he is reddy foar dat jest yet.
I can sees him naow on dat red tellyfone.
WTF? OVER?
pushes buttons
KABOOM!
nuffin left but cockyroaches and Keith Richards.

By: scarletkitty

scarletkitty — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:44:44 +0000

Yah, da onlee feeng wurser dan hazin a jawb iz NAWT hazin a jawb!

By: kiwican

kiwican — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:25:52 +0000

a fwend in Noo Yawrk Sittee callz herz “flat cats” wen wevver is berry hawt

By: homescribe

homescribe — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:07:56 +0000

I luv dat smashed kitteh … iz mai idealz avatar … iz copyrighted?

By: Astarid

Astarid — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:50:15 +0000

Meh two! Was spossed to be prec…prequ… take meny Englishes be4 take deh Frinch, but awl dat stuff nawt cubbered in Englishes – ownly in the Frinch claws.

By: Astarid

Astarid — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:38:34 +0000

Ooo, meny gladness-es Stend can “GHARRRRR !!!” here wif us. Ai liks it muchly!

By: Astarid

Astarid — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:32:10 +0000

LAWL y’awl!1!

By: Lotje

Lotje — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:29:47 +0000

no no. no ‘meat’.. i’z vegetarian )

By: Astarid

Astarid — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:24:09 +0000

Gud to meat yu toos, Lotje. We iz nawt awl black humorists, butt very most weird!

By: BorisEvenWorse

BorisEvenWorse — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:17:02 +0000

Flap cat has flopped.

By: sandy weiner

sandy weiner — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:15:17 +0000

nahhhh, cuts into my layin’ around time……

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:12:25 +0000

Teh sad ting is dat I lurned moar gramer in Frinch an Jermin dan I efer did in English klas…

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:54:09 +0000

Apathetic Kitteh is apathetic.

I can has…ah, teh heck with it…

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:47:32 +0000

I wuz gonna be teh Eenglish madjur, but den mai skool says dat I has to has 2 yeers of foriegn langwidge to gets teh Eeenglish degree…
and I says “WTF foar? Is EEEEENNGLish degree–dat meens I wants to use teh Eenglish langwidge. Having forine langwidge for Eenglish degree is liek studying teh Proctology to go to Dentistry skool. Why wud u do dis to meh? Oh, I knows–it’s because u don’ts has ENUFF OF MAI MUNNY ALREDDY. Stoopy University.”

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:35:13 +0000

hmm, fink i liek it betr dis wai…
prrrr

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:33:09 +0000

(pls to be getings ur fatazz off ma bladr kthx)

By: Teho

Teho — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:29:55 +0000

…teh THUNDARDOEM!!

By: Lotje

Lotje — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:28:21 +0000

i noes! i have wierd (black) sense of humour but i thought most people did here!
mine are boi and gurl, sometimes in love, sometimes in hate, just as most couples. he is tuxedo, she is beauuuuuutiful tigered grey, came together from shelter

and.. nice to meet you )

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:19:57 +0000

Oooh… i cans take early redundinssee?

By: kittenbaby

kittenbaby — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:17:54 +0000

dis lookz lyk mai kitteh. i NEW he waz not at wurk all dat tyme!!! he is lyar. no wunder he haz no muney, he nevr goez to wurk!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:17:38 +0000

It seemed to meh taht waht happeneded wuz dat u waz misunderstood and peepls waz’nt qwyte az nyce az purrhapz dey shud hav been. And yes, I’se lukky to hav teh 4 kittehz. As so offen happenz, dey awl came to meh – juzt at a tymez when it wuz possible to give dem awl a forever home. 2 gurlz and 2 boiz. Teh 2 gurlz r a small short hare black (Fiona) and a medium sized long hare grey (Cinders); teh boiz are both golden short hare – Barney (the most wunnerful kitteh in the werld) haz a Susan Herbert cat type face, and Fin (Glorfindel) lukz juzt like a Chausie (long EVERYTHING bur hare) and always into everything.

Whut kindz r ur two?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:55:06 +0000

Wehn u finishez ur buks and scifi stoeez, B shur to let uz know. We will awl go to teh buk storez and say “I can has B!’s buk?” and u wil become RICH!

By: Lotje

Lotje — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:52:05 +0000

wy, wat happened?
yu win anyways, cyz yu can haz 4 kittys and i can haz only 2 ;o)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:44:35 +0000

Ok, Lotje. U see, we dont even know Lotje be a gurl name. So – letz juzt pretend awl taht nebber happeneded and start again. We’ll juzt AWL lighten up. U see, sumhow teh “you sux” didn’t sound so funneh and teh peeplz took it rong. So – do stick around and let’z awl try it agani!