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Oh lolzie! me thoo! Bside, iz thersdai teh thertin!!1!
me too. vry tird this mornin. werk=teh suxx0rz. DO NOT WANT.
Yah, da onlee feeng wurser dan hazin a jawb iz NAWT hazin a jawb!
Cheer up, emo kid!
owr oldr teenaygr sed dis at dinertym to owr yungr teenaegr teh othr nyte. yungr teen wuz trying vry hard to be sullin… but cud nots keep frum laffin. (speshly sins teh oldr teen is yooshuly th moar emo wun)
much funey it was.
Looks, it be me deez mornin!
i waz jus thinkin taht. wurk. pleh.
what u sed.
if only it wuz caturday … 2 moar werk dayz to goe
Meh too! Wifout teh fur.
Nao I sitteng in mah desk tryeng to waek up. Not wurking.
I can haz redundancy?
Specifically, what exactly do you mean by this written statement response?
hahaha
Lora duz nut get wot iz sayin. luks up redundancy in teh dikshunarys k?
aktually GJ, wit awl due respeckt, i don’t think dat u r getting wut lora iz saying. ;o)
ryt on, u gots it, tru dat, werd, uh-huh, ayup, & YA RLY.
lol…haha…rofl…
er, nebermind
Foar moar infoarmayshuns, konsult wif teh Dapartmint of Redundinsy Dapartmint.
DDRRDD FFTTWW!!
(hi-5, C-Pie!)
Iz liek layoff peepull? Redundinsee wif nice settlmint packij, plz!
Oooh… i cans take early redundinssee?
INVISIBLE NAUSEA
not fr longs, mabey…
Kitteh is hungover… teh bed.
I haz da nawsheeya frum trying ot beet bak da antses…. too much spray maek me go pleh..
I call pest cumpnee today to git da antses. An mebbe da blak spydrrz wif red on dems – DO NOT WANT!
ai jest gotta stop caterousin awl teh nite longe and eetin cheezburgerz awl teh nite….ai mai haz to frow ups…….
Visible co-worker!!!
One grate reason I likes to werk alones!!!
That’s my father everyday! Only he’s not furry. Or cute. Kitties are cute.
& taht idiot Garry always b maken callz from hiz cyoobicl
I iz model for cat on ICHC banner. xcept no giunt cheezburger on me. but I can dreamz…
I luv dat smashed kitteh … iz mai idealz avatar … iz copyrighted?
Oh, I’m with kitty.
Crooz ship eez fun, but I’z shood not hav had awl thoz peenya colahdas.
Mmmm peenya colahdas…
SIGH
Mmmm noar-wok vyriss…
noar-wok virus cruise ref FTW!
Pleh! DO NOT WANT.
EYE NOES!!!! Ma hubbee sez, lesgo on crooz. I say major Pleh, sick enuff wivout seesick den unknown sick, less not go crooz….
MMMMM!! Frum Trader Vic’s, wif perfick hayr! Crushded cocomilk ices wif rums an pinappul – YUM!!! Iz neerlee wurth tha $12 pryce!
yu sux!
Hai – aren’t u teh Dutch guy that wuz a bit offended bai teh “Dutch Oven” joakz? No one meant any harm – and they ARE commonly used phrases. I have some Dutch relatives, and I think they wud juzt have laffed with us. They awl had GRATE senses of humor! So – cmon – lighten up and joyne us in teh fun.
an enywaiz, we is qwiyt prowd of owr suxxoring abillyteez.
not touching that one
Bwahahaha!!!! Prollee fur da bes dat U dont!!!
Yes, very prowd. Suxxoring r us!
does anyone else remember that awful song from clueless, ‘rollin with the homies’?
TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN…
RAWHIED!!
Big mowse, keep on clikin’
Keebord, keep on typin’
Trollin’
Trollin’
Trollin’ on teh Interwebz
Whar’s Tina Turner wen yu need her?
…teh THUNDARDOEM!!
lol no, i iz teh dutch GURL!
and it was just in fun that i replied.. i get teh jokes, yu dun gettit, yu lighten up!
even teh ‘you sux’ was said in fun but alas…
Ok, Lotje. U see, we dont even know Lotje be a gurl name. So – letz juzt pretend awl taht nebber happeneded and start again. We’ll juzt AWL lighten up. U see, sumhow teh “you sux” didn’t sound so funneh and teh peeplz took it rong. So – do stick around and let’z awl try it agani!
wy, wat happened?
yu win anyways, cyz yu can haz 4 kittys and i can haz only 2 ;o)
It seemed to meh taht waht happeneded wuz dat u waz misunderstood and peepls waz’nt qwyte az nyce az purrhapz dey shud hav been. And yes, I’se lukky to hav teh 4 kittehz. As so offen happenz, dey awl came to meh – juzt at a tymez when it wuz possible to give dem awl a forever home. 2 gurlz and 2 boiz. Teh 2 gurlz r a small short hare black (Fiona) and a medium sized long hare grey (Cinders); teh boiz are both golden short hare – Barney (the most wunnerful kitteh in the werld) haz a Susan Herbert cat type face, and Fin (Glorfindel) lukz juzt like a Chausie (long EVERYTHING bur hare) and always into everything.
Whut kindz r ur two?
i noes! i have wierd (black) sense of humour but i thought most people did here!
mine are boi and gurl, sometimes in love, sometimes in hate, just as most couples. he is tuxedo, she is beauuuuuutiful tigered grey, came together from shelter
and.. nice to meet you
)
Gud to meat yu toos, Lotje. We iz nawt awl black humorists, butt very most weird!
no no. no ‘meat’.. i’z vegetarian
)
LAWL y’awl!1!
Teh moon mus be full.
Or maybe Mercury be retrogradin gain. Dats astrology tawlk fur Use who don’t knows. I’m very talented kitteh.
In Soviet Russia, hangover has you!
Oh, waet, dahz nawt a reverz; is same heer 2!
Mabe…. in Soviet Russia hangover gets u BEFOUR you drink. Only cure iz vodka!
Iz liek dat drinkie in Terry Pratchett, liek a time traveller’s ale, yoo get da hungover first, den drink da drink. Makes hed jurt tryin to figger it owt… or mebbe it’s a hangunder, an I getta drink tonite?
have an ice cream
http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/009721.php
Taht Iscreem macheen sukz! I iz +ve purrson so I no can haz big Iscreem!
Mebbe day gib teh +ve peepls teh hellthy snax?
Pleh!!!!11!!! Hellthy snax DO NOTZ WANTZ!!!!!1!
so step on someone random bystanders toe and then shove them at the machine – jesus, do I have to think of everything? ;o)
i iz bofe rleevd an sorey dat i nots wurk wif Stend IRL.
LOL believe it or not IRL I’m retraining towards injecting people with antimatter emitting radioactive glucose to look for metastatic cancer (mostly), and you have to be very patient and sedate… so I just save it up for here
GHARRRRR !!!
i onlys kinda bleev dat.
antimatr? srsly.
My anti mattrs to mee….but I doan liek my unkill
Iz time foar my meddy sins ? Awreddy?
yup, positrons are the antimatter counterpart to the electron
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluorodeoxyglucose
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positron
When dey hit, iz big kaboom?
An do yoo get to stay arown an see da shinee ecksrayz?
i can has tripy Kubric-esk lietshowe?
Ooo, meny gladness-es Stend can “GHARRRRR !!!” here wif us. Ai liks it muchly!
Yes, Stend. I’ze afrayed u iz dooomed to has to think of everything.
STEND FOR PREZZYDINT 2008
Oh, NOES! Wuld u rly wish dat on owr Stend? He wuld den hassa be poor bebbeh.
I nawt feenk he is reddy foar dat jest yet.
I can sees him naow on dat red tellyfone.
WTF? OVER?
pushes buttons
KABOOM!
nuffin left but cockyroaches and Keith Richards.
Frayd zo. U iz moar klevererer dahn I iz.
An kewel nu job UZE traynin 4 BTW!
Oooh, dat luks liek piztashhyo izcreem! Leev it 2 teh Yuropeins…
Iz nawt piztashyou flayvor. We not makz daht in Urope; maibe mint flayvor?
Ai wood emptee dat masheen. Liek Marvin. Or Eeyore. Or whudevver…. Ma Effexxor – let me show yoo dems!
I can has Effexor…I didn’t has it fr a wyle but den I kryd allatyme…now I can has it furebber
effexor gud … me no kry wid it
Reel wurld sux, kitteh
That why I go to grad skool–Peon wit no pay!
(hahah and I’m English Education too, talking in Kitteh)
side note: if anyone else is a grad/PhD student (or has been), dis comix is teh funnie and true! http://www.phdcomics.com (Piled Higher and Deeper)
I tink dihs site appeelz 2 peepz who iz intristid in langwidgez, zo ov coars it appeelz 2 Eng Lang and Lit typz.
Yup. I is an editor. For reals.
I tink we all be teh peeples dat laf at teh hangeng participles on teh SAT and GRE tests, and lyk, inkorrect verbs an stuff. Well, dat wuz me ennywae. I jus luv funny tings wif teh langwidj.
Trus me, wif dis degree, pae never getz bettur.
Ditto!
I is proofreedur. I luf langwidzj. I is luking for editur jobz.
I lurve wurdz too! Ma favrit temp job wun tiem wuz to proofreed da fomebook! Wuz berree fun!
I edited a book frum Chineez English to English English, nawt so grayt, beree hard to turn all dem sentences arown to propurr noun verb agreemintz!
I liek lernin noo langwijes too, lol speek iz fun! Tryin Rushin, Chinees, alreddee knowin enuff spanish, german, french an italian to get into trubble, an enuff japanese to go shoppin! Tryin to unnerstand why esperanto iz so hard!
Nawt wurkin nao, reelee, but keepin ma hand in wif writin artikulz fur anteeking mags, an on Mechanical Turk… ma fren writes goodlee, she writes deskripshuns fur intarweb sales sites, good munnees in der!
Sum day I finish ma book, an ma scifi storeez an all dat. Sum day.
Wehn u finishez ur buks and scifi stoeez, B shur to let uz know. We will awl go to teh buk storez and say “I can has B!’s buk?” and u wil become RICH!
Oooh, I luvs teh scifi storees. Sine meh up.
i luvz wurdz!!! i likes tu writes an in dai job i iz purrson hoo duz proofreeding and qualitee kontrol on co-wurkers speeling an grammar, az well az editing materials ov mai own. mai speeling an grammar mus be teh purrfekt awl day long. i comez heer so i donut get teh crazeez aftpurr tu long staring at teh screen.
at first i did nawt unnerstand teh lolcat an it maid me teh cringe, until one dai i realized dat it wuz annuder langwage! den my hed stopped asploding and nao i can’t get ennuf!
)
Is bery troo. Firs time I seez lolcatz I goez “wutz wit de rong spellns and bad granma an doze 1s in teh !!!s. Iz bery bery irreetaytin. I ritez an complanes.”
But den….I getz dat is anudder langwidge. An awl iz okay.
in Soviet Russia, lolspeak haz me!
i iz a technikal writer … lolcats bad 4 mai syntacks … peeps in other cubicles wunder why i cry out “oh noes” all deh tyme
Yes – I lurves languages and werdz, too. So how cud I not lurve dis site, so full of werdplay and – otter stranj and wundrous thingz. I am flooent in German and English, can reed Italian and French,
have studied Latin and Spanish and Russian – and I even know sum Hungarian phrases! Had I nawt gotten mai degreez in music & theatre, I wud hav been in languages. Now I iz werkin at becumin flooent in LOLcat, easileh teh mozt charming of awl teh languages.
(Note to Teho – we iz awl still waytin fur the commentz in LOLKlingon)
kaPLEH!
(how u nots see dat wun comin?)
How, indeed! Nao I cannotz bee writin enymoar cuz I bee laffin too much.
Ratz! Wut I wuz reely wantin to say wuz – meny peepls awn this site r cleerleh highleh edjyoomakated, with a brawd knowledge of literachure, poetree, theatre, moviez, muwsik, sci-fi, (and obscure and peculiar web sites – tip o teh hat to our awn deer Stend). Wun muzt reely bee awn wunz toez to keep up with teh refurrenzes. And, of coarse, wun muzt be fairleh highleh edjoocated to find teh refurrenzes phunnie wunz u knowz whut they are.
So – I be dun for naow.
yah! butz dat do not stop me at fair yesterday from when I seed a big sine fur rosted korms (only it sayd “roasted corn” fur sum reezon), and I sayd “I can has corms???” and my b/f stareded at meez, but my bestest frend (whoo iz my ex-hubband) says “I can has corms 2, nom nom nom” and den we all laffed!
(o, fur da rekord, I haz a BA in English 2, and am a cownselur.)
I can has teh BA in English also. And i am a polisee analest (esenshully a riter). I fink u is right.
I can has teh BA in Art History — dat even more useless dan English degree! As mah frien — who haz Engineering degree — sez, “u iz liberal arts major? welcome to de clerical wurld!” But Iz can feel sooperior to everybuddy else, cuz I gotz culture
I haz BS in Journalism, now getting M.A.E. in Sekondry English Edukation (I tried to do that in Kitteh and failed miserably). I wurked for a dr. once who had a BA in Art History…then she became an ophthomologist.
She prolly became an opto…optha…eye doktur…becuz she gotz bad eyez frum squinting at dimly lit old paintings in art museeumz
liek tea-shurt I sawed. “inglish mayjer- U doo teh maff”
LUV DAT!!!!! I wuz told der wood be no moar maff!
I wuz gonna be teh Eenglish madjur, but den mai skool says dat I has to has 2 yeers of foriegn langwidge to gets teh Eeenglish degree…
and I says “WTF foar? Is EEEEENNGLish degree–dat meens I wants to use teh Eenglish langwidge. Having forine langwidge for Eenglish degree is liek studying teh Proctology to go to Dentistry skool. Why wud u do dis to meh? Oh, I knows–it’s because u don’ts has ENUFF OF MAI MUNNY ALREDDY. Stoopy University.”
Teh sad ting is dat I lurned moar gramer in Frinch an Jermin dan I efer did in English klas…
Meh two! Was spossed to be prec…prequ… take meny Englishes be4 take deh Frinch, but awl dat stuff nawt cubbered in Englishes – ownly in the Frinch claws.
needz to tayke deh Latin foar to lern deh grammarz. Wuz wunnerful. Akchooly wuz hard. tooked Latin frist 2 yeers of hi skool. Den tooked 2 yeers of Spanish. It wuz de eezy afpur Latin. I wunned deh Spanish stoodint uv deh yeer award bof yeers. hahahaha.
Oh hai, Scarletkitty. I agreez – to lern teh grammarz wun muzt tyke deh Latin. I did zactly liek u – Latin furst 2 yeers of hi skool – den 2 years Spanish. Sooo eezy afper Latin. Den, in collej, as I wuz a voice major, languajez (Italian, French & German) wuz reqwireded. So furst Italian – piece o cayke! Next yr French. Walk in teh park. I’m thinkn – I’se REELY gotz teh talunt fur teh languajez – so teh next yer I taekz teh German – and becuz I tinkz I’se so gud, at teh sayme teim I taekz teh Russian! Nawt so grate, akshully! REEELY stoopey, akshully. Dat wuz teh yeer I found awt whut “studying” wuz awl abawt!!! Lerneded a WHOLE lot moar abawtz teh grammarz reel fazt!
LOL, Storybeast, i can has Ph.D. in Engfish. Iz 13 yers since I wuz in grad school, an it’s still awl troo. Thx fur teh link.
Duz we laffs or crais nao?
Luk, it’s bonelss kitteh!
LOL– dis be whut we alwaes call owr kittehs when tehy strech owt.
When I comz hoam frum wrok, mah kitteh greet meh at teh door and wants snorgles, so I pick hims up and sling him ovur mah sholdur and taek him evvywhere whyl I put mah stuff up. Dat his bonelss kitteh rooteen.
Mah frend had a Maine Coon taht also did dat, wuz a lot heevyr!!!
mmmmyup, iz happinz effurytyme I triez too wremoov mah kitteh frum teh tubz. Oh hai, I can haz no bonz? Also nown as “teh floppicat sindrome”
Floppicat – liek a kitteh on a leesh – nawt gunna walk NEwear, jus fall ober wif shame, ktx.
Boneless kittehs is speshull breed in Lost anguleez, when iz hawt, all aminullz lay rown all hawt an meltee – boneless pet farm….
a fwend in Noo Yawrk Sittee callz herz “flat cats” wen wevver is berry hawt
FLAT CAT
has meltered
Aw Kitteh… soon b Caturday! Iz gonna by U cheezburgr 2 nomnomnom an we luks at wanadds fer nu jobb.
aww kitteh, meh too meh too.
Dis is gud gnus/bad gnus sichuashun. I gotz anuvver pic on ICHC, so dat gud. But I showed site to mah boss dis week and she bookmarked it. I doan fink I tole her my screen name. I hope I din’t. I gotz mortgage, needz job!
ooo – u can haz ayleeus!
You can has cheezburger pawtekshun pawgrm.
O hai Dustbunnyz bos! Bee nais. K?
Iz awl gud. Boss finks my screen name iz sumfink different dan Dustbunny. Heh heh. Eksep now she in meeting wif her boss and dey talkz about “reorganization”. Uh. Oh. Do not want!
Dat one ob dose “reorganizations” where suddenly you haz haf teh peepul and haf teh munnies an fore timez de wurk? I hatez dose.
Fingers crossed for you Dustbunny! (dey is opposibul an eberytin)
so switch your screen name…
not that I’d ever do something like that – stend
corss nawt.
but that was waaaaaaaay to obveeus!!
hello troll!
Um, yeah, hoo is teh jerk givvin evveybodee bad cheezburger votes? Someboddy be hasing a bad moarning.
Dont noz; dont wantz 2 noz. But if Cheez & Tofu can find trollkin’s URL, they can get him banned from the site forever!
is dat troll unner da bed or on da thread? LOL
BOFE!
Mebbe troll on dis thred be under teh bed?
Sigh…starting over is hard to do…one blue rose, 2 blue rose, 3 blue rose, 4 blue rose, five….
Kitteh has teh OCDs!
Nervus kitteh jus finished readin Dean Koontz book (he good cept for dem dum dogs he keeps talkin bout..how sum dum dog gonna be a jeenyus, dats wut ahd lak to no! but I digresses…) and now is nervus. What dat scratchy soun? I check unner bed for u for we goes to sleep, k?
that really really reinforces my mood
i wanna stay home with a kitty, damnit.
We can has take ur kitty to work day?
AWWW! DAT is EXULLENT idea!! Ah lubs it! Now AH wunts to takes mah kitteh to work!
Nashunal Taek Ur Kitteh To Wurk Dae
When ah wuz a yunger kitteh and 50 feets tall, ah wood loom over teh city streets like dis, and go “MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!”
Ppl feered attak of 50 foot kitteh.
Much terror and skreemin.
But nao, i just dunt feel like destroying Tokyos any more.
Monterization is yung kitteh’s game.
Teh frill is gawn.
*sigh*
i can has Mofra??
Dis poor kitteh iz gud candadat 4 Prozac. Or maybe just mor sleeps.
MOAR sleepz? fr KITTEH??? how u eben do dat?!
Oh kittee, I feel you.
(pls to be getings ur fatazz off ma bladr kthx)
lolz. El Hubbito haz bin same wai laytlee, job haz jus tole dem dat place iz clozin in dec. Himz iz awl depresserated, liekd dis job lawts. he seed dis kitteh an sed “U an me Bofs, kitteh!” an den did kitteh impreshun ovah arm ov cowch…I haved roffleitis!
two mutch blud en caffeeen seestim – lazrs deinergyzed
I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
Office Space FTW!! hahhah!
rite dere wif kitteh… pleh! job sux. do not want. mebbe i shud get hypmot- hippomot- hav a shrink uze pwr of suggeshchun to chng thot pattrnz.
Office Space, lol, dat muvee be populur aroun heer!
duz u has mi staplol?
You see Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door – that way Lumbergh can’t see me, heh heh – and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour…Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”
Dat soun liek mah job. Is teh pleh n borin. Not enuff werkz to keepz me teh bizzy. Why I come in haf teh tyme?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuh
I is unner atak bye warm, sof, fuzee blankey
Halp, halp
It wan me ta goe bak ta sleeps
I say, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I rilly wunts tu mayk dis foto mai bakgrownd awn mai wurk pooter, but I iz afrayd dat teh bawss myt cee it an tink dat I iz unhapi.
I lyks mai jawb bery muches, an teh pai is fyn. But teh kitteh iz bootiful an teh foto is muches funni.
Ennyways, teh jawb haz nuffin tu du wit it. I nebr wunts tu git owt uf teh bed.
if itz just teh picture u wantz, just crop owt teh text across teh bottom.
Oh kitteh, many of uz reelate to youz.
hey, Max, howsa teh manifold comin…?
o you beet me to it
pls to ignore my redundant below commint
hay u under thr
r u rly shur i need new manifold?
wow… u can has DISTRIBYOOTID evul twinz!
Hai Kitteh! Haf u konsidrd xsyting job in teh feeld of radiomatronix? Ncreese ur urning poteshul today by inroling in ICHC tech.
nahhhh, cuts into my layin’ around time……
if kitteh cant take da heet, git outta da kitchen.
i feel bad for that kitty D:
i dont even think of my work as work, i enjoy it, and i get free computers and lotsa moni…
*gives kitty moni*
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome kitteh. Theys says ur lying abouts bein sick, but kitteh, I know exactly hows you feel.
Yeah, dis kitteh iz lyin abowt, bein sick….
I hate when dey say iz all in yur mind, I wanna tell dem off so bad…. http://www.myida.org/ Invisible disabilitees, let me show yoo dem!
But I got da disabilitee paymints fur PTSD, nawt frum bein fizikallee unabull to work… imajin dat! OK… It gonna help ma VA claym, to say da SSI gib me disabullmint fur da PTSD, I hope….
I LUV himz wun arm tan, wun arm silver!
dang, i dropt mai oprah buk…
too lazee to go git it
ah scrue it ill just leef it dere
hmm, fink i liek it betr dis wai…
prrrr
dis lookz lyk mai kitteh. i NEW he waz not at wurk all dat tyme!!! he is lyar. no wunder he haz no muney, he nevr goez to wurk!
Apathetic Kitteh is apathetic.
I can has…ah, teh heck with it…
Flap cat has flopped.
Oh hai! Doze peepul looks lyk ants down deerz… oh. Dey r ants down deerz.
Ooooh, dat rly bad, buggin2go!
*Bad Joke Kitteh bops yu on hed*
Sum buddee hada try it! Don look a gift-ant in da mouf! Too teenee! Kthxbai
I love it! For those who don’t know, it is a little diddy you read as you walk down the long hallway at a train station in NY
tekeelah bad replaazmnt fur chzbrgr
dude…tht iz so me in da mornins
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