Meh. Job sux. Pay sux.

Doan wanna get outta bed.
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Doan wanna get outta bed.
submitted by: dustbuny
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Oh lolzie! me thoo! Bside, iz thersdai teh thertin!!1!
me too. vry tird this mornin. werk=teh suxx0rz. DO NOT WANT.
Yah, da onlee feeng wurser dan hazin a jawb iz NAWT hazin a jawb!
Cheer up, emo kid!
owr oldr teenaygr sed dis at dinertym to owr yungr teenaegr teh othr nyte. yungr teen wuz trying vry hard to be sullin… but cud nots keep frum laffin. (speshly sins teh oldr teen is yooshuly th moar emo wun)
much funey it was.
Looks, it be me deez mornin!
i waz jus thinkin taht. wurk. pleh.
what u sed.
if only it wuz caturday … 2 moar werk dayz to goe
Meh too! Wifout teh fur.
Nao I sitteng in mah desk tryeng to waek up. Not wurking.
I can haz redundancy?
Specifically, what exactly do you mean by this written statement response?
hahaha
Lora duz nut get wot iz sayin. luks up redundancy in teh dikshunarys k?
aktually GJ, wit awl due respeckt, i don’t think dat u r getting wut lora iz saying. ;o)
ryt on, u gots it, tru dat, werd, uh-huh, ayup, & YA RLY.
lol…haha…rofl…
er, nebermind
Foar moar infoarmayshuns, konsult wif teh Dapartmint of Redundinsy Dapartmint.
DDRRDD FFTTWW!!
(hi-5, C-Pie!)
Iz liek layoff peepull? Redundinsee wif nice settlmint packij, plz!
Oooh… i cans take early redundinssee?
INVISIBLE NAUSEA
not fr longs, mabey…
Kitteh is hungover… teh bed.
I haz da nawsheeya frum trying ot beet bak da antses…. too much spray maek me go pleh..
I call pest cumpnee today to git da antses. An mebbe da blak spydrrz wif red on dems - DO NOT WANT!
ai jest gotta stop caterousin awl teh nite longe and eetin cheezburgerz awl teh nite….ai mai haz to frow ups…….
Visible co-worker!!!
One grate reason I likes to werk alones!!!
That’s my father everyday! Only he’s not furry. Or cute. Kitties are cute.
& taht idiot Garry always b maken callz from hiz cyoobicl
I iz model for cat on ICHC banner. xcept no giunt cheezburger on me. but I can dreamz…
I luv dat smashed kitteh … iz mai idealz avatar … iz copyrighted?
Oh, I’m with kitty.
Crooz ship eez fun, but I’z shood not hav had awl thoz peenya colahdas.
Mmmm peenya colahdas…
SIGH
Mmmm noar-wok vyriss…
noar-wok virus cruise ref FTW!
Pleh! DO NOT WANT.
EYE NOES!!!! Ma hubbee sez, lesgo on crooz. I say major Pleh, sick enuff wivout seesick den unknown sick, less not go crooz….
MMMMM!! Frum Trader Vic’s, wif perfick hayr! Crushded cocomilk ices wif rums an pinappul - YUM!!! Iz neerlee wurth tha $12 pryce!
yu sux!
Hai - aren’t u teh Dutch guy that wuz a bit offended bai teh “Dutch Oven” joakz? No one meant any harm - and they ARE commonly used phrases. I have some Dutch relatives, and I think they wud juzt have laffed with us. They awl had GRATE senses of humor! So - cmon - lighten up and joyne us in teh fun.
an enywaiz, we is qwiyt prowd of owr suxxoring abillyteez.
not touching that one
Bwahahaha!!!! Prollee fur da bes dat U dont!!!
Yes, very prowd. Suxxoring r us!
does anyone else remember that awful song from clueless, ‘rollin with the homies’?
TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN…
RAWHIED!!
Big mowse, keep on clikin’
Keebord, keep on typin’
Trollin’
Trollin’
Trollin’ on teh Interwebz
Whar’s Tina Turner wen yu need her?
…teh THUNDARDOEM!!
lol no, i iz teh dutch GURL!
and it was just in fun that i replied.. i get teh jokes, yu dun gettit, yu lighten up!
even teh ‘you sux’ was said in fun but alas…
Ok, Lotje. U see, we dont even know Lotje be a gurl name. So - letz juzt pretend awl taht nebber happeneded and start again. We’ll juzt AWL lighten up. U see, sumhow teh “you sux” didn’t sound so funneh and teh peeplz took it rong. So - do stick around and let’z awl try it agani!
wy, wat happened?
yu win anyways, cyz yu can haz 4 kittys and i can haz only 2 ;o)
It seemed to meh taht waht happeneded wuz dat u waz misunderstood and peepls waz’nt qwyte az nyce az purrhapz dey shud hav been. And yes, I’se lukky to hav teh 4 kittehz. As so offen happenz, dey awl came to meh - juzt at a tymez when it wuz possible to give dem awl a forever home. 2 gurlz and 2 boiz. Teh 2 gurlz r a small short hare black (Fiona) and a medium sized long hare grey (Cinders); teh boiz are both golden short hare - Barney (the most wunnerful kitteh in the werld) haz a Susan Herbert cat type face, and Fin (Glorfindel) lukz juzt like a Chausie (long EVERYTHING bur hare) and always into everything.
Whut kindz r ur two?
i noes! i have wierd (black) sense of humour but i thought most people did here!
mine are boi and gurl, sometimes in love, sometimes in hate, just as most couples. he is tuxedo, she is beauuuuuutiful tigered grey, came together from shelter
and.. nice to meet you :o)
Gud to meat yu toos, Lotje. We iz nawt awl black humorists, butt very most weird!
no no. no ‘meat’.. i’z vegetarian :o)
LAWL y’awl!1!
Teh moon mus be full.
Or maybe Mercury be retrogradin gain. Dats astrology tawlk fur Use who don’t knows. I’m very talented kitteh.
In Soviet Russia, hangover has you!
Oh, waet, dahz nawt a reverz; is same heer 2!
Mabe…. in Soviet Russia hangover gets u BEFOUR you drink. Only cure iz vodka!
Iz liek dat drinkie in Terry Pratchett, liek a time traveller’s ale, yoo get da hungover first, den drink da drink. Makes hed jurt tryin to figger it owt… or mebbe it’s a hangunder, an I getta drink tonite?