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Meh. Job sux. Pay sux.

Meh. Job sux. Pay sux. Doan wanna get outta bed.

Doan wanna get outta bed.

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185 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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sol_niger

Oh lolzie! me thoo! Bside, iz thersdai teh thertin!!1!

Wilf_brim

me too. vry tird this mornin. werk=teh suxx0rz. DO NOT WANT.

scarletkitty

Yah, da onlee feeng wurser dan hazin a jawb iz NAWT hazin a jawb!

 
 
 
Teho

owr oldr teenaygr sed dis at dinertym to owr yungr teenaegr teh othr nyte. yungr teen wuz trying vry hard to be sullin… but cud nots keep frum laffin. (speshly sins teh oldr teen is yooshuly th moar emo wun)

much funey it was.

 
 
starling

Looks, it be me deez mornin!

whiskers

i waz jus thinkin taht. wurk. pleh.

 
homescribe

if only it wuz caturday … 2 moar werk dayz to goe

 
 
SarahD

Meh too! Wifout teh fur.

Nao I sitteng in mah desk tryeng to waek up. Not wurking.

 
 
Lora

Specifically, what exactly do you mean by this written statement response?

 
GothicJoe

Lora duz nut get wot iz sayin. luks up redundancy in teh dikshunarys k?

lynette

aktually GJ, wit awl due respeckt, i don’t think dat u r getting wut lora iz saying. ;o)

Teho

ryt on, u gots it, tru dat, werd, uh-huh, ayup, & YA RLY.

 
 
Lora

lol…haha…rofl…
er, nebermind

 
 
Cottleston Pie

Foar moar infoarmayshuns, konsult wif teh Dapartmint of Redundinsy Dapartmint.

B!

Iz liek layoff peepull? Redundinsee wif nice settlmint packij, plz!

 
Jenny

Oooh… i cans take early redundinssee?

 
 
 
 
 
 
catalogical humor

INVISIBLE NAUSEA

 
 
B!

I haz da nawsheeya frum trying ot beet bak da antses…. too much spray maek me go pleh..

I call pest cumpnee today to git da antses. An mebbe da blak spydrrz wif red on dems - DO NOT WANT!

 
 
sarah koester

ai jest gotta stop caterousin awl teh nite longe and eetin cheezburgerz awl teh nite….ai mai haz to frow ups…….

 
Johnson442

Visible co-worker!!!

One grate reason I likes to werk alones!!!

 
Sarah

That’s my father everyday! Only he’s not furry. Or cute. Kitties are cute.

 
trtskh

& taht idiot Garry always b maken callz from hiz cyoobicl

 
scribbleed

I iz model for cat on ICHC banner. xcept no giunt cheezburger on me. but I can dreamz…

homescribe

I luv dat smashed kitteh … iz mai idealz avatar … iz copyrighted?

 
 
 
Charles Fox

Crooz ship eez fun, but I’z shood not hav had awl thoz peenya colahdas.

ronniecat

noar-wok virus cruise ref FTW!

 
ozzy mandius

Pleh! DO NOT WANT.

B!

EYE NOES!!!! Ma hubbee sez, lesgo on crooz. I say major Pleh, sick enuff wivout seesick den unknown sick, less not go crooz….

 
 
 
B!

MMMMM!! Frum Trader Vic’s, wif perfick hayr! Crushded cocomilk ices wif rums an pinappul - YUM!!! Iz neerlee wurth tha $12 pryce!

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Hai - aren’t u teh Dutch guy that wuz a bit offended bai teh “Dutch Oven” joakz? No one meant any harm - and they ARE commonly used phrases. I have some Dutch relatives, and I think they wud juzt have laffed with us. They awl had GRATE senses of humor! So - cmon - lighten up and joyne us in teh fun.

Teho

an enywaiz, we is qwiyt prowd of owr suxxoring abillyteez.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Yes, very prowd. Suxxoring r us!

 
 
stend

does anyone else remember that awful song from clueless, ‘rollin with the homies’?

TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN…

Patrick

Big mowse, keep on clikin’
Keebord, keep on typin’
Trollin’
Trollin’
Trollin’ on teh Interwebz

Nika

Whar’s Tina Turner wen yu need her?

 
 
 
 
 
Lotje

lol no, i iz teh dutch GURL!
and it was just in fun that i replied.. i get teh jokes, yu dun gettit, yu lighten up!
even teh ‘you sux’ was said in fun but alas…

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Ok, Lotje. U see, we dont even know Lotje be a gurl name. So - letz juzt pretend awl taht nebber happeneded and start again. We’ll juzt AWL lighten up. U see, sumhow teh “you sux” didn’t sound so funneh and teh peeplz took it rong. So - do stick around and let’z awl try it agani!

Lotje

wy, wat happened?
yu win anyways, cyz yu can haz 4 kittys and i can haz only 2 ;o)

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

It seemed to meh taht waht happeneded wuz dat u waz misunderstood and peepls waz’nt qwyte az nyce az purrhapz dey shud hav been. And yes, I’se lukky to hav teh 4 kittehz. As so offen happenz, dey awl came to meh - juzt at a tymez when it wuz possible to give dem awl a forever home. 2 gurlz and 2 boiz. Teh 2 gurlz r a small short hare black (Fiona) and a medium sized long hare grey (Cinders); teh boiz are both golden short hare - Barney (the most wunnerful kitteh in the werld) haz a Susan Herbert cat type face, and Fin (Glorfindel) lukz juzt like a Chausie (long EVERYTHING bur hare) and always into everything.

Whut kindz r ur two?

 
Lotje

i noes! i have wierd (black) sense of humour but i thought most people did here!
mine are boi and gurl, sometimes in love, sometimes in hate, just as most couples. he is tuxedo, she is beauuuuuutiful tigered grey, came together from shelter

and.. nice to meet you :o)

 
Astarid

Gud to meat yu toos, Lotje. We iz nawt awl black humorists, butt very most weird!

 
Lotje

no no. no ‘meat’.. i’z vegetarian :o)

 
 
 
Teeter

Or maybe Mercury be retrogradin gain. Dats astrology tawlk fur Use who don’t knows. I’m very talented kitteh.

 
 
 
 
 
 
paws4thot

In Soviet Russia, hangover has you!

Oh, waet, dahz nawt a reverz; is same heer 2!

Jenny

Mabe…. in Soviet Russia hangover gets u BEFOUR you drink. Only cure iz vodka!

B!

Iz liek dat drinkie in Terry Pratchett, liek a time traveller’s ale, yoo get da hungover first, den drink da drink. Makes hed jurt tryin to figger it owt… or mebbe it’s a hangunder, an I getta drink tonite?