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“one…two…kittehz comin’ for you…”
photo: ?
capped and submitted by: Dave
Notzees, ah haat Notzees.
we iz awn a mishun frum Bast.
Ok boys…dis is the plan….we hit em all in a row, Jack iN the box , mickey d’s..
now scram
wins!
kitteh gang iz gonna kick up sum dust
Yooz best be wachin owt !!
freddeh kitteh can haz ur cheezburgers…
in ur dreemz!
Gangster Cat is Gangster
Chainsaw Masacre town kitteh eez ebil hillbillkitteh…waitin fur yer skeenz…
tu bahd joo cannea see heemz pin-striped tabbeh suit!
Detektiv cat eez rechargin via solarz powerz…
SUPER EXTRA WINZ!
i iz kitteh kruger.
“u r all mah kittehs”
(s’ok, jus jokn)
I fell sleep wif hat…
Wut u meen i luk sillee?
kitteh be howlin anna growlin anna sniffin teh air –
cuz he can spot a cheezburger afore it startz to flame . . .
dat’s Y dey calls’im smokee
an dat’s how he gots his naem! (musik notes go here)
member
onlee yu cn pervent forist fyres
and overdun cheezburgrz!
this movie used to give me nite mayors.
… nao I cn laff at ti. sort of.
nite mayors?
u meen like… mayor McCheezburgerz?!?!
o, i hopes!
i can has Mayor McCheezburgerz?
AH KNOES, CHEEZE. iS VERY SCARY! kITTEH CAN JEST B WESTRN KAT 2 UZ.
Fuzzy Krueger alreddy haz clawz. Not steel, tho.
My brother used to chase me up and down the stairs of our grandparents’ old creepy house singin’ that song… shudder…
At last, Collumbokitteh is awn teh cays uv teh Misseeng Bukkit!!!
o, hai… jus one more thing…
Oh mai. I dont undrstand referunhs. Halp pleaz?
(kitteh warez Freddeh Kruger hat, like nitemayor on em stret… but, much kyooter den fred)
(but wide werld of lollerz find many other potenshul refruhnzez, too…)
I undarstand nau. Kthnx.
me2 thnx
N I thankz u as wel. Wun wud think everywun wud have seen dose moviez – but I did nawt, either.
Is Freddie teh wun in teh stripey shurt?
yes janet…freddie has teh stripey shirt en teh big klawz onniz gluv en teh hotz fr teenayj grrlz…en also appeerz in ur dreemz en killz u fr reel! is teh skaree, also teh phunnee if ur a grownup.
Dis iz Xactlee Y Ai haz nawt seen dose moovees! Ai iz growunp, but nawt needz nyte mares. (Reel horse nao, hmn…)
so glahd sum1 replyd.
aih neber sawd teh Freddeh moobiez
aih was towtallee cluules
I thought it was some kinda spaghetti western thing
spaghetti? MMMMM…
Maibee it cheezburgr westurn
Spagetti wit cheezbrgr balls?
Me 2. Slasher flix – DOEZ NOT WANTZ!!1!
Whadda Cute Kitty
3, 4 kitty’s at your door
5, 6 grab a pooper scooper
7, 8 better stay up late
9, 10 never sleep again!
one two freddys coming for you
three four better losck your door
five six grab your crucifix
seven eight gonna stay awake
nine ten never sleep again..
or something like that thank god i thought i was the only one who liked a nightmare on elm street.
…or in lolcat:
WAN 2 FREDDYS COMIN 4 U
3 4 BETTR LOSCK UR DOOR
5 6 GRAB UR CRUCIFIX
7 8 GONNA STAY AWAEK
9 10 NEVR SLEEP AGAIN..
OR SOMETHIN LIEK DAT THANK INVISIBLE MAN I THOT I WUZ TEH ONLY WAN HOO LIKD NITEMARE ON ELM STREET.
1, 2, kitteh comin 4 u…
3, 4, cheez bor gor…
5, 6, luz mah stix…
7, ated ur cookie. sry bout dat
9, 10, dun doos dat agin, or i killz ur fambly.
kthnxbai
Clever!
EVEN MOAR SUPER EXTRA PURRS FUR U!
dis mayde me lulz for long tyme.
black kitteh wiht green eyes nappin in the sun sez:
” u r stoopy, again…….. chezeburgrs reddy yet ? “
smokee catz seyz
onlee youz prevntn forst feyerz
I jus tink it looks liek hat from “The Country Bears” or some such liek dat. Mo countree dan fredee.
I iz trayned Shakzpereun Aktor.
Dis strayt-to-DVD sequel beneef mah dignities.
Mah apperanz on ICHC is stinkin up mah listin on IMDB.
Wud u liek to heer a soliloqueez?
Noes?
Oh wells….
Almost reel lyfe LOLspear… Regent University (ya noe, Pat Robertson) is puttin on a produxion of Midsomers Nite Dreem, Anime style. Teh mind, it bogglez.
o.O Whut?
My brainz just implodered.
I NO CAN SEEZ DA PIKCHUR!! OWTRAGEZ! ..Do want Pikchur….
gahhh i dont get the litteh box gag>.<
Baches?? We dont NEED no stinkin baches!!!1!
Daht’s Hedley, not Hedy!
Mongo only pawn… in gayme of lyfe.
Indyanna joynez kitteh haytez snaaaaaaakes.
i r 2 ol 4 dis webzyte. i thot dis kitteh were crazy guggenheim fum de Hunnymoonerz.
Plz to not be runnin in teh hallwayz Nancy
kthxbai
torgo kitteh sez: I look after teh place while teh Mastah iz away
Ai tots kitteh wuz B’n gangzta an tryn ta rapz lyk Snoop Gogg