Copy Cat
photo: found on zqad’s kattalogen
capped and submitted by: Osteogal
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Oh hai ure owt ov toenr!
I fixded ur papr jam.
I AM yur paper jam
( …in yur copier, givin you an excuse to call the hunky repair guy )
( …no staple or correlate pls. kthxbai )
u wuz nevr an ofix temp, wer u, stend?
aih haz bin offix temp, but no sees no hunkey copier repair men…i wuz deeprived
I tink we aul haz had offix tempz, but I waz copier repair man 2 (at same tyme). I iz hunk; IE, I iz shaplss pies of materyal!
lawl is a collate nawt a correlate
is ok, i cans fixit fr u…
( …no staple or copyoolate pls. kthxbai )
No copyoolatin wit teh hunky repare guy? Aww dam.
Mai copiur repayrman wuz a lezbean. Tawk abowt inkompatibull systumz!
ah tells me moar bout this copyrepair woman…….lol
In Soviet Russia, toner changes U!
But u has to want to change….
PC LOAD KITTEH?!?!
teh winz
lol
Eeeexcellent.
U doing it wrong. Suppozed to copy butt first!
Alreddy copeze mah butt. Now iz, ear groady- let me showz U it.
lol@ear groady!
ur emayl nots wurk.
apparently my lack o spacebar made a link to non existent email.. That would be a funny adress tho. Lol @ eargroady.com!
It iz teh fuchur ov clonin
Didn’t Congress maek dis illegul?
no, dats “copyright” law, not “copycat” law
lolz at dat
Ohhhhh, I see nao. Pollyticks so confuzing.
(moast uv al fr teh polly tishuns)
Politics is mayde up ov too wurds, poly, meenin manie, and ticks, meenin bludsuckin insekts.
Insert kitteh hed furst.
and face down, apparntlee
awwww, i can has copi?
Simple and elegant. The purrfect lol.
Agreez. Instant lolcat klassik!!!1!
Aww, thanx, guyz. *Blush*
I wants ONE MILLION copies k thx.
Dr Evil, izzat u?
MWA HA HA HA HA HAH…
dus copier hav reduction function? I want manee mini-kittehs.
A Milyun Litl Kitns? wayt, wich thred is dis?
i take 1 copy plz.
want big kitteh!!
nlarg 300 pursent, kthx!
They am to be knowed as “Mini-Me-ows.” Kthnxbai.
kongratz, Osteogal!
don’t think i seen her here latelee
Thanx, babe! Uze guyz r teh WIN!!! I xcited to have mah furst photo on Cheez!
Ur support is lolsome!!!
This is why – we need an office cat at my job. Awesome.
Aul offixez needz kittehz; 4 strezz releaf ib nozzin elz.
Copehd kitties go into mah kitty armie, who will march fourth to seek out awl cheezburgers and deliver them to meeee!
But wut if kittehs eet cheezburgers b4 yoo kan eet dem?
Kitteh, dat waz a paypurr trai, not a litturboks. No, itz not toenur. Don hit teh copee buttin–DON HIT TEH COPEE BUT–Eeyew.
oh ick
I cn has colur copies?
Yes, but costed U moar cheezburgers purr copee.
oh noes, Automatic Feeder iz 4 feeding copeyer, no for feeding kitteh!
Bravo, Osteogal, on cap.
Wuz jus enuff toenur for kitteh’s eers, top uv hedd, and tayl. Boddy an feets remaynz wyte.
Copy masheen bettr thann cloning masheen for kittehs? Discuss.
Bravo to Osteogal for xlnt cap.
Wuz jus enuff toenur left forr kitteh’s eers, top of hedd, and tayl. Boddy an feets remaynz wyte.
Copy masheen bettr thann cloning masheen (seen preevyusly) for kittehs?
Discuss.
Sry, dubble poast — poast disappeared — tehn tehre were 2. Copy masheen wurking!
ur coment prolly wuz stil in memry buffer. stoopy nufangld copyr fings.
2nd 1 waz bi UR ebil twin.
It’s Da kit-eeeeeeehhhhh, makin cop-eeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz. lol!
SNL ref!!!!!! FTW
its teh copycat-inator, copycat-orama
Sarbanes Oxley kitteh auditz u.
[SCOWL]
f’kin Enron go an spoylz it fr evrywun elss grumbl swear razzum frazzum zarg-a-ding dong…
LOLZ…dat’s wut Calvin n Hobbes’ dad wud sai…Rippin slippin dang fang rotten zarg barg a ding-dong…unfortunately I can never remember it when I’m really mad….
hasn’t lol’d so hard n weaks.
Iz wai betta tahn whot I gots now. My pane in teh a** auditors – let me show u tehm.
Halp!
Mah head is stucked!
Mah plan to flud the markit with forged copiez of mahself is foileded.
IN foochure, i sticks to cownterfitting of a monees.
If you gets me out, I gives you $50 bill.
100% genuine no funny bidness.
Wif reward u buy many cheezburger.
Halp, comes kwik!
Obviously, this iz cat scanner?
( here’s our new 64 slicer… watch those claws !!! )
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Obvious, but essential!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
WIN!
kitty is not old enough to remember old-style mimeograph machines… with hand crank, purple printing and smelly solvents…
ca-CHunk… ca-CHunk… ca-CHunk…
Do Not Want !!!
sniff….sniff….mmmmmm, fresh ditto……. Can you tell I’m the offspring of two teacher????
An probly obber 40!! Iz rememb3r mimeow masheen 2! Funnie smell — kitteh frm mimeow masheen wld be purple!
Dis kitteh iz wud LUV to snorgle wh3n kitteh finishh wid copying…
Ai rememberbers mimoew masheen! Lub sniffin teh fresh copeees!! Mayb Ai sniffded too much??
Naw, I is 30 and we hads mimeowgraf masheen too!
Mai daddeh rememberz a tray of mimeo gelatin dat u layed won peece of paper on at a timez…I dun noe how u gotz the eemage on teh gelatinz,
I neber fownd anniboddy els dat membered dat. we had at r howse. i used it. lots o fun – had nayburhud newspapur. (i wuz bout 10)
Ter ws ths spcial apper pakge wif prpl ink on 1 sheet (lik carbn ppaer) an hwite sheet stuck 2 it. U typd on prpl ink sheet and ink trns… trans4… go ovr to whte paper. Thn pu white sheet face dwn on gelatin and rub all over… Wif luck, typin then bckwrds on gelatin and can lay paper on ti and rub some more 2 mak copys. Dun it many tims bak in teh dai…
Thn l8r was Dennyson copyr wif bottels of liquid developr and rool of coated paper… Wai b4 Xerox…
I member teh mimi.. mimio… teh purpul ink printer thingys, mai daddeh wuz teechur (and wud kringe iffen he saws dis site) and wee wud hafta copy all kindsa things. Den we gotsa Xerox (insert trademark thingy here) and we cud copy in blak! An red! An BROWN!!!11! Ii wuz a mom… momen… a big deal.
I member! Mai skool ewzed it fur skool noospaper, parunts wuld stand in dark rum and krank handel. Dunno wai rum was dark.
is dat whai teh werksheets changed colur? dey changed hwen ai wuz in fiffth graed. (an ai is an yungun… freeky…)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditto_machine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimeograph
Teh mimeograf masheen isnt teh smelli wun, the ditto masheen (or spirit duplicaytor) wuz teh smelli wun. We alwaiz used teh words interchanjable liek, but dey be diffrent.
clik teh lynx an travl bak in tyme.
I useded to be English teechr. Furrst jorb wuz in very, VERY poor district in subbubs. Dis subbub wus SO poor dat dey had a 100-copy per-teachr per-semmester rule (less u brout yr own papr). So awl wrksheetz fr stoodintz had to be ditto-ed.
Dat wuz phun…phun and purply an stinky.
Yupz, teachurz kidz knows teh furst mimeograph sniff ob de semesterz ;0)
I member dem well. Dey bees cold an wet wen fresh off teh presses, pleh! But fun to lik teh fingurz an make tehm purbul rubbinz on teh ditto inkz, lol.
I member dat, y dey bees kold? no maykin sense uv it.
Iz sensibil. Wehn teh smellee solvint eva purr 8z, it steelz heet frawm dah paypurr, an daht maekz dah paypurr kold.
U werks 2 much.
I wants a brudder!
oh hi…waiting my turn to get on the tanning bed…please select between “Light” and “Dark” for me, ok? whut, not tanning salon?
Sry…see spry tan kitteh a few pics down, n asks hims ware to get dat purrfect ornj glow.
ACHTUNG
Alles Lookenpeepers
und Kittehs
Dis Kopienmachine is night fur gerfingerspoken und kittehgrabben, Ist easy schnappen ger springenwerk, blowenfuzen und poppen corken mit spitzensparken.
Ist nicht fur gerwerken bie das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sight-seeren keepen hans in der pokets – und watch das blinken lights.
Bei ordnung
Eingang Gerwotten Führer.
bratwurst flavored lolspeak?
Ja, it iz da wurst German I ever saw!
*GROAN*
*cringe*
I never sausage groaning & cringing!
rye has al teh joeks gon so sauer? wut is dis schnitzel?
Mus be teh Sausage Inkwisition.
Dis kitteh about to be beside himself.
Whoo kn3w German cud be so funnie? Iz alwayz thought a german was a sourkraut….
o hai.
german pooter-talk. kinda relik or sumtink like dat.
much win!
whazzat in german lolcat?? ai trans… twans… mayke it german, see:
o guttentaggerz.
dutch poohter spricht here. oooold shtuff. mebbez.
viel gwinn.
Damn Lolkeah instrucshuns agenz!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dis thred r full of teh win! Den cheezenburgheren to efurrbuddy!
That “German speak” used to be a sign that my father put on his stereo.
It was “mittengrabben” instead of Kittehgrabben…
Great Job!
Yu kno, for a minnit I thought dat dis wuz reel German. ^_^
Reel Germun lolcatspeek difkult, reel Germun alreddy have fonetik speling.
I’s in your zeerocks, coppyin mah harbls
Face up or face dwn? i forgetted.
Ummm…for harbls…face up, I thinks…
Iz purrfekt pikshur for dis joke!
Completely off-topic: I like your name! Reminds me of one of my favorite authors….
oh hai! is making clone-fwend to play wif. kthxbai!
I has a kitteh hoo luks jus lyke copy cat! I fink maybees dis iz wher copy cats orijins is comed from cuz I shuwer I sor mah kitteh yousin tha offisse masheenery.
Best.
EVAR.
i kindof agrees
short, sweet, an riet to teh poynt!
now fr moar copys…
yes – diz one of mah favritz evar too
is dat realz??? harhar!!
Hai, plz to not use teh staples on mah head. kthx.
Doo nut bendz spindlez or mutilatez
oh hai!
um… i iz ur noo copyur repair-kitteh. ur malfunkshuns, pls to be showin meh? hey lookit awl teh blinkee lites!!!WTF! *ahem* ah yiss, dis ur problem, no cat hair in masheen. i fix nao.
dis sounds lyke mai copeer repare man. he come, he fix, he back teh nex day. Nex tyme I sees hims, prolly tomorroe, I tells him bout adding cat hair. Mus be better sol- slu- fixer of problem dan wutever hes doings.
To fax kitteh, enter 1 and area code, then fax number.
Fax me teh kitteh, pls! I no has wun. ;-(
Awww, Floofy mus go to teh shelter or neerby resquuer n gets sum purrfict kitteh lub in floofy konatynr wids teh 5 poimtee ends n teh 18 razer shrps daggirs ov deth! Don fergits to tayk to vets fur to gets hrbls snippt!
Do I put teh kitteh faes up or faes down… I nevur can rembembr…
Sweetie, couldja get me a six piece chikin manugget & a small diet coke?…my hair still not done yet…thanx luv
Dis da copee machin? Dat wrong. Day higher me to be paper shredden!
Iz alwaes embarrasin to leeve sumthin purrsonal on teh offis copier.
hai kitteh, if u want 1 fotocopee yr butt, yr doing it wrong…
…the lid needs 2 be up!
Putin de lynz…. on dair coppees. Heh heh.
I can has kitteh on leegle? On letturhead? Too-side-ed kitteh?
I CAN HAS PRINT PREEVYU?
Calbin’s Dooplicator have been improveded on. Hobbses are testink with smaller subject; if wroks, Hobbses will be many thrilled.
Wai duz it sez papr jam wen dere iz no papr jam? I swere I kik this peece ov shit out teh windoh!
Yeh I has toste reddy an eberytin but no jam.
Haha, I lold… ;D
haha awww silly kitteh!
kittyjam. pleez call 4 servus.
WARNING: IN CAES OF KITTEH JAM PLEAZ 2 CALL TEK S’PORT AND HAV KOALA-FIED TEKNISHUN REMOVE. ATEMPTING 2 REMVOE JAM URSELF WILL VOID WARRENTY!
“Koala-fied Teknishun” FTW!
(Runs every few minutes to check office copier) Dang! Still no kitteh!
Kitteh
(clik clak) Kitteh
(clik clik) Kitteh
(clik CLUNK SPROING MREOWR)
copeer’s borked agin…..
if dere is one ting cats is good at, it is reproduusen!!!!
not so grate ackshuly.
copy cat iz copying
Is not copier! Is fax. Kitteh comes out here!
Is this a cat scan?
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