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Where’s me grog, wench?
photo: Meme cats
capped and submitted by: Ayesha
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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One Eyd Jack sez ARGH!
Oh ai hadda kitteh maned i ied jack…….corse hiz ful and kompleat mane waz “Teh 1 Ied Jack, Hoo Stollded Mai Hart Awayz” caus he waz a floofy whytie kitteh hoo hazd 1 bery bery bluu ei n waz teh lubbiest and cuddliest kitteh who evah pranceded teh plannet……..he n “Loco, Aliases Beest, Sun ob Draggon, Cat ob My Catz” were wif me at teh saime tyme…..Loco waz longy hared black kitteh n Jack waz a longy hared whyte kitteh …………dey waz the bestest ob frennz ……..dey wate four me at teh rainbow bridge……….
Ey B teh Dread Pirate Roberts!
Jus poynt me towards teh ROUS.
ROUSs FTW!
i nots bleev dem exists.
I feels stoopy, cuz I dontz knowz what iz thiz ROUS or thiz FTW. Plez halp thiz noobee. thx (hidez in stolen buket)
ROUS: rodents uv unusual syze - see book or movee Teh Princess Bride
FTW: for teh win - see phrases and memes we cite to teh point of meeninglessness
Yea, ScotchAndMoreScotch, GBTA (Grate BRAINZ Tinks Alik)!11
FTW is “for the win”? guess I’m too much of a noobie, too - i always thought it was for “F the World” and couldn’t figure out how that applied!! LOL!!!
Deer Sillygrrl, yew not stoopy, jez type letterz in googly-thing and owt pop (cultur) refz!1!
The Princess Bride (1987) - Memorable quotesButtercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.’s? Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist. [Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him] …
Ai has meny funz lukkin up awl stuf ai not shur of from ICHC!!!1!
I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.
sumfing i needz to tell u… i are not left-pawed!
sumfing you needz to no as well… I’m not left-pawed either…
As yu wish!!!
enytiem sumwon maek refs tu Teh Primsez Bryde, i cant halp buts giv 5 cheezburgs. is liek gets-outa-jayl-free card.
i has a weeknes.
(comverslee, “In Sovyet Rusha” alwaiz gets teh oposit treetment. is simpul neejork reyakshun.)
In sovyet Russia, neejork reyakshun has yu!
(can’t beleev nobudy deed this yet.)
[deep, primal, continent-sized GROAN]
u keep usin’ dat word. i do not fink it means wat u fink it means.
StrokeCat can’t feel half his body. :-0
completely inappropriate disability humor FOR THE WIN !!!
Jean Chretien kitteh is in ur parliment, leadin ur Canadia
Noes!! kitteh has Bells Palsy… not permnent, n jus face!
(Aside in non lolcat: my daughter had two strokes when a baby - see daphnestory dot com if interested)
Donut wry, tho iz not fendid. I grantz my vry authoritative prmishun to proceed wif cmpletely inapropryate hyumor.
Jenny, so sorrie to hear abowt yr daughter. Yor cattitude is very refreshing. Thxs fur sharing.
Thx. Don be srry…. she happy n luved, iz there rlly more? Sides, politcal crocteness iz dtrmental to funnys, n dis site make me laf!
that’s refreshing - I was waiting for psycho K to jump out and go GHARRRRRGHHH !!! ;o)
Yeah, ur catitude is a good cattitude! Needz moar ppl like dat to make wurld funnee playse.
Sumtymz lyf be eezier to taek wens you laffs at it. Iz gud coping skilz.
Daphne’s a cutie-pie!
Say, didn’t I see you guys’ story on Mystery Diagnosis on the Discovery Health Channel, or some program like that?
Thx! Yes wuz us!
teh kewlz! selibrtee heer on ichc.
Wow, we standz in awe, an awwwww, at yoo an yoorz! Lurve an happee iz best part uv life, nuffin else matturz!
An I tink yoo haf put it bestest, dat PC is detrimentul to funnee, an dat why we mus fite it wif laffter. Den it get embearassed an goze away! “Point and laugh, children!”
Hugs to yoo!!!
I thawt I rekinized hers purty orynj hayr! An her preshus lidl smyl!
currajus stry 4 teh win! mai God bles u & ur dotter muches!
i is also teh gimp (I can has cyborg?) and gives permish to be toadally insensetev if it is for mad lolz
I not reveal my majick powerz though. mebbe u findz out organecally.
ur 7 daiz erlee, pyrit kitteh!
(but we cans maek alowinsez)
Das whut I wuz gonna say!
GHARRRR - I AM A FLOOFY PINK TROLL
kawaii!
Teho mentioned this earlier, but if anyone is feeling trolly, or just wishes to play a troll
http://www.topix.net/forum/source/chicago-tribune/TMHJHEO52N31LPLNV
I just told this guy his research skills make Jayson Blair (of the Times plagarism and falsification scandel) look like a good journalist ;o)
GHARRRR !!!
I gotz ta agree wit u, stend…WTF…doesn’t luk like he knows how to write an interesting sentence either..
not yellow jurnalisim….*issy jurnalism !!!
FTYUCK!!
Stoopy peepl doesn’t unnerstan hoomer. They mines is too litteral. Dey speshally doesn’t unnerstan wordplay. Eveyboddy that loves ICHC has teh big brane, and all bee reel clevver! An also verry sweet.
That stoopy reportter jus too dumm to see teh hoomers.
The guy can’t even write coherent paragraphs. they jump all over the place. What a piece of crap.
And he SO does not “get it”
and he gets PAID for this drivel!
mah sens of humoor. let me show u it.
mebbe u like to borrow it? u do not seem 2 hav 1.
and that makz happy cat sad.
Maybe steve jonson was bit by poisonus orng kitteh az child, n has remaned antagnistic twrd kitteh, r mabe he alwayz dreemed of strtin a lolsqwirrel website n success of lolcats dashed dreems. Mabe, jus mabe, is closet kitteh lovr one day to be fon in bafroom taking pikchur of kitteh in sink (prvert!)
Dere was that wun ting he sayd in teh article that wuz much funny — oh, forgets it, it wuz qwote from ICHC site: “call mah lawyer” from kitteh bein dunked in baftub. (stll getz me)
Jenny, u R so bad…luv that steve jonson iz a synk prvert !!!
I tink he iz oranj!
Oh an kleerli doznt haz ne frends wit kittehs, or maibee jst doznt haz ne frendz?
Agreed. I commentd wif dis:
“What’s so terrible about Precious Moments, anyway? They may be terribly kitschy, but they’re not hurting anyone and plenty of people like them.
From your article, I gather that all the “research” you did was glance at the front page of ICHC and make your judgments from that. Like Stend said, did you even read the comment threads? They’re full of literary allusions (such as Hemingway, Joyce, Kipling, Steinbeck, Eliot, etc), cultural references, and meta- upon meta-references. However, it seems that you think adults just aren’t allowed to be silly or to purposely use kitteh pidgin. It’s a great stress reliever and provides many laughs after a long day. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to read it. Nobody’s forcing you.
Relax and find a sense of humor.”
Perfect!
Amen. (A-kitteh, too.)
You speak for many with that comment, I’m sure.
Kitteh sez, “Mmm. . .pidgin. . .” *nom nom nom*
“not unfunny”?
I has sens ob hummor. I haz laff 2. I showZ it to yuz. Furst, corner of mouf go up. Den sound come from bellie. Sound lik dis: Ha Ha Ha. Try it, yuz will like it
I tol him now wunner teh (s)noozpaypurs are loldinos. Tehy allus get it rong!
Wahhh, people are having fun on the Internet talking to each other and not being all serious and visiting the Chicago Tribune or even buying the dead tree version and reading every article as gospel even though we hand out 1 million coupons and color ads every day and we are losing revenue and no wonder the world is going to he|| in a handbasket and what am I gonna do with this stupid journalism degree when this (s)newspaper goes belly up? What a world, what a world. {melts}
omg, check out teh first “ad by google” in teh middle of ohhh Steve’s article:
Get Rid of Cats Now.
Keep Cats Out of Your Garden. Stop Cats Litter Abuse - Easily.
http://www.Get-Rid-of-Cats.com
made of lolsum!! I has blog post about Stoopy Steve.
Stend, how yuz gotz so full of da funniez?
is sydafect of teh antymattr. maeks u sily in teh haid.
Iz keepin my i on youz! (sorry. Couldn’t resist.)
Be sure to keep it safe whilst its outta my socket, kthx gbai
Has ye seen me eye patch?