…btw whut i duz wit hed?
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Whut I seed, aftur yoo cuts awf hed, evryting gets all sparklee and de opponint disappeerz….
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Kitteh In The Hall sez:
“I’m krusheeng yor hed! I’m krusheeng yor hed!”
I can has Qwikening?
if it means a better couch, I say go for it
do you think it would burn a hole in the couch? I suspect that fabric is quickening-resistent
CURSE YOU, SCOTCHGARD™!!!
I yoost 2 hab dis cowch’s awfspring- a reeklyner wif aksents uv teh endaynjered nauga’s hyde! Glad 2 sai it haz gawn 2 teh dump!
I tink ebreebody had dis cowch wunse.
THINK OF THE LOLNAUGAS!!!
“We was jus talkn wardn”
i’m trying…
still trying…
outlook hazy…
Kidz in teh Hawl refrense ftw!!!
Iv U reely iz dah lazt immortul, wehn U decapit8z dah otter 1, U bekomz a mortul IIRC.
And I thought I was the only one who remembered that bit… Great!
Puts it on a steak 4 awl to see.
oohhhh….Vlad the Impaler Kitteh
eethr that, or kitteh can has A-1 soss
mmmm A-1 soss…
*hungree nao*
Ackchewalli notz. Vlad Tepes impalded hiz NMEz thro dehr bodyz, wehn dehy wuz stil alive!!!!1
dis gabe me nitemayres when ai reeded it az littul gurl….major PLEH!!
Zorri. Baaahd memoriz – DOEZ NOT WANTZ!!! (2 hav or 2 giv bak)
If u reelee wants nitemaers, u shuld watch teh SciFi channul verzun of teh Impaler storee.
Den u can has nitemaers abowt hao much it sux’s!
dis bein ware “Doesn’t to kill de mess-un-jer” is comin frumz
*sigh*
i gess i putz dis hed in teh bocks wit teh uhdurs. gunna nead biggur bocks sün.
küdos fr teh ümlaüt!
Ah tells Shrodingur, everyfing in mah bochs, defaluntly deaded.
Nope. De efalunt iz in teh uther thred.
ROFLMAO!!!
perhaphps if i line up all the heds in a special ruum and use them as a secret concil, i can be emopor of centauri
Jest watch out for Vir. Dat boy is just CLUMSY!!
dude! bab 5 ! long time no ref.I still miss it. Peter jurasik is nice man too! met him at dragon con. very much plezentness
Luki U! I’d lik 2 meetz him somtime.
BWAHAHAHAH! B5 FTW!!!
Or can put tehm in jars and line dem up neckst to heds of William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, and den reinact teh Orijinal Seeries?
Today rare cojoined (but tabby not siamese) twins from Katiskan came to the United States for a 47 hour surgery to separate them. Film at 11
Winz!
“rare cojoined (but tabby not siamese) twins” LOL!! great pun!!
Much win n awesum!
AHAHAHAHAHA!
I am ta roc! full nelson 4 u!
CAN YA SMELLZ WHUT TEH KITTEH IS COOKIN?????
Yes, and it kinda smellz liek teh cheezbrgrz.
Yesh…Roc Kitteh ftw!
haha! winz!
Yew geef heem a beeg phfat smoo on da lips, den da nose, den da little spot between da ears.
roll over, den repeat….K ?
Ack! My…name…is…NOT GEORGE
Name is Punkin McKitteh of Clan McKitteh.
O reely now, g’wahn shur. An haff yee anee relyshuns to teh O’Cheezes frum Macroom?
Omigod, mai hed jus sploded! *SPLOO*
FTW!!!!!!!! dat behbeh inna hedlok iz teh kootestest of teh koot…..ai wantz to hol himz n squeeeeezzes himz n lubs himz n cawlz himzzzz…….oh wiat, hiz mane izznt Georg……….OH NOES!!!!!!!!! whatteber will ai cawl himzzzz??????
sam? frankie ???? umm bob??? scsott??? jeremy?? richard???? mike???? kenny???? ummmm roy???? stev?????? josh????
ollie???? edwardo the magnificaent????? sumbody stop me!!!!!!!!
Ai voets fur “umm bob”!
Sponge and Thingama’s brother?
FTW!
Hansen wrote a song about him… Oh wait that’s MMm Bop
SOrry
dis be mah casuwall faic
Iz casuawally beheds dis wai ebbery day
yoos shud try
U putz it in teh compoastin heep, make moastest speshul compoast.
make gween beens an korms growes to moastest gweat hieghtz!!!
I vill sqvache you vike a grape !!!
NOOOO !!!
Other kitteh sez “Halp! Momeee! He doin it agin.”
Momee kitteh sez ” Stop smooshin ur bruder. Donut makes come ober der!”
Mmmmmm donutz!
STEAMROLLER!!!!!
steamroller better dan dutch oven!
sqwishd kitteh sais: “UUUNNCCLLE!!”
dis remindz me uv hwen mai mom lost all hers dignity.
She wuz upset wif mai brudder (probly cuz him wuz skwishin mai other siblings agen) and she yelld “clyde!” Clyde luukd up is shock (him is teh kitteh), and Daniel (ma brudder) jus sits dere wundering why aim laffin. Is xtra funneh, cuz clyde is Daniel’s teddy bear, even though him is a livin breevn kitteh.
Kitteh, don firgit teh xxxtra too pauwses wid dose KYOOT pink pawspadses!! U noes wan dose, aiz tayks dem, teh hed n NEfing else mite b hydng!
*poit*
(MM rushes off to get that windex again!)
Silleh kitteh … you leave hed as prezzy for ur humyns. Rite ware they seez it furst thing when thay gits up in mawnin.
Tibbles Flanders sleepz wit dah fishez!
Or eben bedder, rite owtside frunt door so dey treds on it wivout notissing an warks roun all day wid ded ting on heel.
(did this wunce wit vole an still…styl…hi-heel shooz – thx bery much 4 luvlee presint kitteh)
Is it okie we sharez stuff frum other sitez? Haz ennywun else seed the Mean Kitty song on You Tube? ;D Too much teh funnee!
yes – please do !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
Yay! The Butt Wiggle of Doom!
guy is kyoot must haf insted of kittehs!
Thanks for telling us about Sparta, you two~ great video.
it’s a kind of magic
Noes, I hasnt any ideaz where my grey brover went. Iz not my brover’s keeper.
those shoes are mine betch
OK !!! (gasp) just get off me !!!
(purpl dragin comin!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
actually kitteh got a text message “brakeup”
Zaphod Beeblekitteh sai, “pan galactic cheezburger, anybodi?”
if only i read all comments first…. HG2G FTW!! lolololol
tastes like a slice of cheese wrapped around a large gold brick…..
is feel dat wai in tummeh, too
H2G2 FTW indeed…
I jest thot of teh HG2G ref dis mornin…I can has slowness? Beljum bumr.
Pangalaktik Gargl Cheezburgerz iz teh speshul of teh dai at teh Restrant At Teh End Of Teh Yoonivurs
Of cors Id be teh slow…had haf mah brane remoovd…seknd hed removd bai Humma Ca..Gavoo..Kavoo…teh bad guy. I can has thinking cap?
ohnoes! Patrick musta bin thru teh Towtl Persepshins Vortfuxx!!
[gasp]
Sean Conner-kitteh displai range ov acting abilities by plai-ing Spanish nobleman wif suspiciously skawttish akkent.
Giffn dah Christopher Lambert waus plai-in a skawtchman wit a french akkscent…
Noo MoodKitteh can has snorgly-kyoot fun an sho ur moodz, too! Heer u cans see MoodKitteh changin frum Cheezburger Kitteh to I-Poop-In-Ur-Shooz Kitteh. Um… wait, dat’s nawt gud adver… adbur… dat woant sell.
LO. IKEA Kustomr Servis? I haz jst gawt a nu kittn from UZ, an it haz commed wit 2 hedz, onlee 1 of wich is same color as bodi!!1
De prawblim iz, deh hedz R fitein ovr witch 1 getz dah bodi.
“he was tawkin bot fite club…. “
Noes, Iz not ornj! I drker shade of butrskotch. Y u think I poison anywun??
(cusses…. dere is teh beeting hart sound gain. I noes uhears. stop lookin at me)
pashunz runed out… i voted fur my own post *much blush*. I noes I shuldnt, butt i crack myself up. (at leest sumuns is amewsed)
no wurys, i saw wut u did ther. is literboxary refruns, riet?
u sed “butt crack” — Beavis FTW! huhuhuhuh.
The Tell Tail Hart! U Crackz me up, too!
…or Poe. wutevr.
2 posts 2 diff refrunces. U winz too!
Liddil Kitteh no
haz sayftee pinz in hims neck.
Muss nawt beez Krogan!
Himz looz fyte fayr andz
skwayr. Mah sharpee klawz bettah
tahn hims sharpee klawz
We canz fytez awll dayz
lawng. Dis nawt saykrid grownd. Dis
Iz Beeg Lawng Chayr!
Jack.
No, no! I “pinching” yo head!
dammit! that ended up in the totally wrong place!
Did it? Makz purrfect sens heer.
Kids In The Hall FTW!!!!
“I crushin ur hed!”
“I pynchn ur fayce!”
I can haz airz plz?
iz wot dei shuldf done to christofer lambert suner
Just a cute cat..
I are myootant kitteh from Total Recall?
“Quaaade…start teh reacktorrrrrrr…”
(it’s amazing hao many tiems I’ve used that ref on ICHC)
I thot u peeps mite lyk to see dis:
Mai kitteh Lex lukkin at ICHC!
He’s alwaes hoggin teh screen nao.
win! very good photo.
Fanks! he luvs teh compuder.
wynnar cat…
… iz ful of wyn.
“‘Who’s ur kitteh…’ you says it! Says it!”
Shaksper kitteh says “Alaz por Yorik, I has know him well.”
Alaz por Yorik, I has know him, Horatio
iz pet peeve ob mine.
Ur comment stil funee, tho!
Oh hai mom,
i am not stuffin littel brudder inna cowch. Honiss.
Butrskotch kitteh luks liek he frgot whut he wuz doin…
Kitteh 1: Hmm, hmm, wundr if itz suppertime yet…
Kitteh 2: OOG! GET OFF MEE YU OFE!!!
hehe… hi. Se i has teh protektshun. its kool.
2 heds are bedder den wun
It’s just a flesh wound…
Methos: NOOOOOOOO!!!! I kill Silus! I be likin Silus!
Silus: kthxbai QWIKNINZ!!1!
Hai-landur fanz: AAAAAWWWWWW teh CYOOOTNESSS ::email email email::
ginneh: mai hai-landur fangurl creds, let me show you them: i can has many t-shirt, katana letr opnr, hubby I met hai-landur kons, lotta good timez. Good timez.
oh my gah kitteh i luh yew WANT WANT sew bad.
i iz princez of ur univerz