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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Zomgz! yes kitteh, you can as all de sprinkls you wants. but onlee if you dun *pleh pleh pleh* demz.
sprinkl is de best wurd evar.
i kinda like *pleh pleh pleh* wordee-wise. Perfick word for dat consept.
And I reeleh like “wordee-wise,” wich iz also perkeck werd for teh consept!
I agree sprinkl is da bst wrd eva!
I can has dubbl on tawn dray?
now that is an obscure reference
verrrrreee nawtee – jus liek weez liekz dem!!11!!
*WHOOOOSSSHHHHH*
sound of reference going over my head!
(akshuly me tu… i didn fink wuz refrins; wuz jus bein crood)
Pleh, linkee no post.
Go to google, type “Annie Sprinkle”, you’ll see why I giggled.
wel wudya noes — it wuz a dirtee refruns!
long live the NEA Four !!! down with republican budget cuts to the arts !!!
( steps off soapbox )
Get back up on taht soap box! Dis haz importanz!
Annie Sprinkl FTW!!! Ma hubby big fan uv her, an I liek her buks! She cool, liek Nina Hartlee, she our fren an lotsa fun!
ZOMG Nina Hartley!!!! Whadda cool lil pr0n chik. Lest we fergitz teh Ginger Lynn!
At least they didn’t make beeg azz owt of selve like teh Ron Germy!!!
*pleh pleh pleh*!!!1!!
*pleh pleh pleh*
!!!2!!
dang! sry about that, didn’t appear the first time (thought I skipped a blank on the form), really didn’t merit SIX plehs!
Iz okaaAAHHH! Blamz dbl on UR ebil twin!
I is glad I is nawt teh ownlee wun wif a dertee mynd…
as IF
Ah tinl aul LOLfrendz R kewet, inzane & dertee mindeded (wich iz aul guid bi me).
Bess Club EBARRR!!1! ^^
Iz my birfday? I can has cheesburger flavoz cupcake wif sprinkl nommnooomnoom ggrrrr noom nooom noom
In soviet russia, sprinkl haz u!
soviet russia comments r only funnee wen teh inversion invokes a clever ironi of sum kind
k, then… I haz a sprinkl!
I reiterate: *pleh pleh pleh*
er, “pleh” wuz for criteek, i liekd Quinten’s comment!
in soveit *help help help*
I dunno, I fink dis Soviet Russia comment funnee becuz iz surrea…surrill…becuz it makez no sense! If dat makez any sense
Daht makz sens, but iz rong. Sirreel meenz incongruous, not making no sens. So it is sirreel image, an therfur funnee!
… but has that ever stopped us?
in soviet russia, sprinkles has you, so you write a book about it, end up in oprah’s book club and are then found to have “fabricate(d) crucial portions of (the) ‘memoir’”, thus publicly embassarsing Oprah which is probably not a good idea, EVER.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Million_Little_Pieces
in soviet russia, CUPCAKE SPRINKLES YOU ah. feelz beddr nao.
choklit -
ur doin it wrong
k now this be mai big pet peeve. Reely, if we be callin Brijitt Jonezezez Diary “chiklit” why dont we be callin Teh Hunt for Red Oktober “diklit”?
Oh u said choklit? Nevver mine.
I allus be classin moobies as “chik fliks,” “dik fliks” and “zit fliks.”
I’ve got some pals in dik flicks. oh, you meant the other dik flicks?
actually, they just did some art films when they were younger and needed the money. like, last week. yeah, that’s it.
Genius sez I! Dicklit! Masterpiece!!
choklit = “Blackboard Jungle”
2 much cake, not enuf choklit?
Oh noez kitteh! I hope dat is carob frsting.
Kitteh noes bettr – dat y he be eatin teh sprinklz.
Yes! Don let kitteh eat dat chonklit. Is varry bad fur kittehs.
Besides, I wants it.
NO! Iz MAI sprinkl!
Noes… not teh blue one!!! Pleh… u allredy licked it. okay u can has.
Juss don eat da GREEEEEEN ONES !! They are much PLEH !!
Why? Same f-x as green M&Ms?
if green sprinkllz haz same effex as green mnms, I WANT!
teh orange wunz are poizin!!!
Teh blue wuns is best!
Pleh! U can has my bloo ones, den!
sprinklz haz a flavur?
Yes. Iz sugar flavr.
‘Member kitteh, da orinj wuns ar still poysin.
…but teh GREEN wons is SPESHIL.
Yep. Iz liek don’t lik da brown acid–dun lik da green sprinkl!
teh oranj wuns mess j00 up REEL gud.
aw, shucks, beat me to it (good thing I checked
).
Just dont huff teh ornj wuns.
Damn–spent two extra minutes changing the spelling to lolcat and look what happened.
iz still funnee! getz 5 burgrs frum mee!
yes, I agreez. Meny burgrz of funneh. But – haet to say Ise stoopy, butt muzt bee. Whut happened? Whut hav I missed?
comment above ElliotM also referenz ornj poysin, posted while EM wuz lolcatin his post
O thx – I seez it now, includin teh two minutes ref. Tho ElliotM use of “huff” iz extra funnie!
Little does kitteh know those aren’t sprinkles but cat medicine pillz.
*pleh*
Uz theenk u foolz me? U be rong! Now u hafta find owt weez on eez medcin pill beefor u can eets cake.
Note: I am worried. I am a translator. My livelyhood depends on being able to spell. I find spelling lolcat far too easy.
Maybe just means u liek playin wit werdz?
Ha!
Ai wuz tipin emale tu sumwun dis moarning an I hadz tu stawp an mayk miself tipe in prawper English an nawt Lawlcatt!
“Yas, I is abaylibl tu gao tu teh klyints awfis on Fursdai. Thxbai.”
Wudabowt me in Mikdawnalds last week aksing “I can has cheezburger?” to teh kid werking dere! He nebber blinkded. Mebbe he LOLCats too!
ZOMG!!! Part of my job consists of responding to comments for a .gov website, I just KNOW that one day I’m going to send a response in lolcatspeak. And it’ll probably be to a Congressional office…
I hafta memmer whut site I’m at when I post commints. Iz hard to be taken serreeyuslee on poli-tick website when yoo type in lolspeek!
Iz easy. Juzt say “Pleh, pleh, pleh” to Congreshunal offise.
You may want to rethink the career you have chosen for your *livelihood.*
oh THPPPPPPt.
com bak wen u notso much grump. (an be hapy i dids not rite dis in LOLklingon)
hay say it dont sprinkl it!
grump cannot haz notso much grump. Grump iz grumpy!
But Teho – pls to rite sumthing in LOLKlingon. I’ve no dowt taht everywun heer wud luff it.
I haz even tarted TAWKING lolcat.
Lucklie uthah haf speek it 2.
mee 2, but da udder haf tinks it stoopy.
mai husband jus came up an saiyd “i can has lip smakin?”
2nd 4 JCH4C’s moshun 4 sum LOLKlingon!
Whoa, LOLKlingon. I can has LOLElvish? as spoke bai Galadrilol, Legolols… hmmm… he can has Lego (TM) ?
I can has Legolos?
WANT! wif an green sprinkl on top!
does pointee eers- dey is teh muches hawt!
braaaavoe!!
isnt that ” livelihood ” ? or maybe ” livelieyhood”
hmm
I can haz writing for monies ebbery dai. Iz harwd nawt 2 tipe awl muh storiez n lolcat. Berry skerry. Ebiditodores getz pizzed.
why worry? just add it to your resume… heck, it isn’t any worse than the english the president and miss south carolina are using, maybe a market will open up for it ;o)
pls to be findings betr egzampls kthx
Dere ARE no beddur xmplz, sorree. (Well, nawt dat ai rellee noze much abaot miz sowth carolyna…)
If u had seen her splanashun of her furst remarkz, u wud juzt remayn with “Dere ARE no beddur xmplz.”
Aul daht provz iz daht U iz intrezteded in langwidg, wich iz guid ting 4 tran slater noez?
Mmmm, happeh birfdae to mehhhhh!
Wait, whut u meen, it not mah birfdae?
I nom ennywae.
I can has candlez?
nom nom nom, dees sprinkls, dey haf a fl…OMG…TOTAL SUGR HAI
Last nite I waz watchin teebee in bed, nommin on some Froot Luips, straight outta da box. Snickakitteh nosez bedroom door open, womblez in, jumpz up on bed. Notices that Mumma is eating something.
“Mumma? Whatcha got, mumma? Yoo gotz eetsnax? Yoo gotz guushyfuud? Whachoo gotz, mumma?? ”
“No, Snick. Cannot has. Is peeple-fuud. Not kitteh-fuud.”
“Mumma? Whazzat? Wazzat round fings? I can has round fings? CannIcannIcannI??”
“Is round things for PEEPLZ !” :::munches cereal::: “Not for kittehz! You would say Pleh!”
“WANT da ROUND THINGS, Mumma!! ” :::noses into box::: “Gimme round fings, mumma! Or I won’t letchoo watch da sillybox no more.”
:::heaves gusty sigh::: “All right, FINE. But you won’t like it.” :::holds out Froot Luip:::
:::sound of voracious nomming, followed by expectant gaze:::: “Can has another one? Mumma? CannIcannIcannI?”
:::holds out second Luip:::
:::sound of voracious nomming:::
:::lather, rinse, repeat.:::
I think if I hadn’t finally cut him off and sent him downstairs, Snick might very well have finished off the box. And then I would have been annoyed, because there would have been none left for me.
Lol! Mah KipKitteh lieks da blooberi mufins. She pops up on cowch nexta me n sneeeeks ovah liek I cant be seein her if shez caerfull. Den she puts her ikkle pawses on mommah’s leg and gives much sad face until Iz be gibin her a bite.
AWWW, sharin snax iz da BEST!
My Melly kitteh wuz weerd kitteh. Wun day I watchin fooball, eetin chips an salsa. I glance down at bowl uv salsa, der’s a kitteh hed in da bowl! She nomming up da salsa! Mayterz, unyunz, peppurrz, she eeted dem an lick up da joos! She never got sick frum it, eever, so I wuz glad. I let her hav sumtiems, nawt often.
Fareli kool salsa? Ize nebbah seed a kitteh daht likd chilli.
Itz popcorm at r houz. Got 2 b too much ov a battle, so nao iz 1 bowl 4 teh hyoominz, 1 bowl 4 teh kittehz. Teh kittehs bat it, chase it, tehn nom it. (Peeps jis nom, no frolickin.)
mai kitteh goze krazi for da bebbe fuud. dey jus nom nom lik lik nom nom bebbe-faise-lik.
it wuz funneh won dae- we wuz owt uv kitteh fuud, and dere wuz haf uh jar uv bebbe fud in da fridge dat ma liddle sister wudna eet no moar (cuz it had cannd peas init- yuk!). so we givd it to da kittehs an dey nom nommed and likd da bowls cleen. anoder kitteh wud beg for da bebbe mush as a snak an den lik it off mai brudder- him an mai brudder waz teh bestest frenz.
First of all the appeal is: MAN THAT CUPCAKE LOOKS YUMMEE!!!!!
oh right, it’s all about the kitteh:
mmmmm cupcake looks….wait mmmm blue tray so smooth and prittee, oh and cupcake is good too
I hope that isn’t chocolate.
Litul bugs is pritty and tastee too…wundur why mommee dusnt mind this kind ov bug on teh cuppycaek? She ushully makes lowd noyses wen I bring her bugs.
U shud pul teh laigs awf teh bugs frist. Den dey nawt so ikky.
noes! u brings reallee big bug in howse an play katch-releese for howrs but teh reel fun is watchin teh hoomins run arown wif noospaper makin skweelee noyses.
Or jus nom off wun layg, so da bug hops inna sirckull. Gotta trayn da sillee hyoomins to ketch da bugs instead uv smooshing dem or letting dem go outside. Sigh. Iz hard to rayse hyoomins!
Yas. Dey hyoomins iz stubern cusses, aynt dey?
An’ jest try bringink them a nice joocy mows to practicify their huntink skills on! The way them carries on! Is ridiculdocul!.
A Kupkayk muss hab
Spreenkilz an ieseeng, lyke a
Kitteh needz rubbinz
Prezzentayshun iz
kwyte nyse. Loanlee Spreenkilz drawz
Kitteh much kloassur
Chokkee ieseeng inz
Kitteh’s fur. Den nom, nom, nom
frum top 2 bawtumm
Jack.
Hmmph. Does I smell troll? Hu wud give Jack’s lolkus less than 5 rateburgers?
Yas. Teh Fantom Partee Pooper is bizzy agin.
troll watch alert – it posted once as “pittypatt” (extra t) and mocked one of my comments (one of my better ones at least, lol). just fyi to keep a look out.
I’m thinking someone needs some cupcake-frosting lessons. lolol
Well, that one looks pleh-ingly store-bought anyway.
i am glad u says it b4 me. I thinkd it too. WTF?
ai coodn’t tel if it waz a hat oar frostink…….stil kant!
:::Homer Simpson voice:::
mmmmm….frosting haaat……
::::/Homervoice:::
well hello! see how much u kan do with axessorees? sprinkls, anyone?
i paired this one with frosted lipgloss! yum!
well hello !!! and welcome to my spice rack !!!
It’s full of fashion! And sprinkulls!
Let’s teleport into my refrigerator and talk about fashion!!!
I can haz 3 spyce rakz? (yez reelli, I haz lotz of spycez an herbz).
Too inch thik cuppycaek, wun inch thik fwostin.
Luuks purrfict two meh!
I was just thinking
wow. it’s like a frosting toupee
and then I thought
OMG – DONALD TRUMP CUPCAKE !!!
Donald Trumpcake?
I no!!! Toopay cupkayk! (Madez bai Donal Twump??)
Best. Evar.
Seriously, this one brought me to reminiscent tears.
This sprinkle haf not teh flavor of fishy wich reflektz mah interestz.
Oh wells, i sniff it anywai.
Purrhaps u has sum fish sauce wich ah coulds uz as kondimunts?
i has u on mah mahspace.
IF U AR, IN FAKT, MARK DAY?!
I can has documentashun tu prooves it.
(I can has cupcake from Krazy Kat Lady who werks on Reception?) x several timez per week
Arabella Figg wurkz at ur recepsion?
squibz gotsta mayk de monies somehowz.
Diffurnt kat ladeez. Same sweaturz at Xmas tymes.
Yesh, kitteh, u can has teh sprinkls, an I can has teh chocklit. We can gibs teh boring caek part to teh goggeh. Well, mebbe jus a littul nibble… hm… mmmm… *nom nom nom* hahaha goggeh gits nuffin!! Heer, I left u a sprinkl.
Nom nom nom tiny fing… nom nom nom nom, soogar…
Okey, i’se dun. U can has rest.
Remembur every1: chocklit is vurry poisinous 2 cats, just az it iz 2 dogz.
This anover poster frum “Too Cyoot” serees.
iz not cheezburger. do not want.
Iz gonna hod everone of dez sprikls in my mouf. When dat dum dog come droolin thru hear: ptshoo! ptshoo! birfdae Revenge ob da Kitteh!
Goggee runz away “Ki YIPE! Ki YIPE!!” Wif sprinkulls stuck to himz butt fur!
Oh hehehe funnee mentall pixture!! bwahhahaa!
I just want to say that this is a remarkably professional looking photograph. Kudos to the creator.
(How did you avoid posting a comment on the chiklit/diklit thread earlier on this page? In your place, I would not have been able to resist the temptation)
I agree with your comment on the picture quality. The sharpness of focus alone would make this a great shot.
Fuzzy kitteh forehead rinkles….
Dont sum playses dey callz dem “jimmehs?” Joizey, I tink.
Iz okay, I notz be eatin it….I’z keepin it speshully for u. I just leabing floof an tungprintz on it so eberywun nose it’z urs.
Awww
purrty please just one. What did I do to you?
zomg teh frosting be floatin awai!
Kittee, you suppost to nom spirinkls, not snortz them.
ommigawd u fluffball
Sprinkl o.k! D’koklit be poisunus to kittehs, though!
Spreenkul Notsee Kitteh sais “Noe spreenkuls phor joo!”
Cute picture and cute cat. I hope that frosting isn’t chocolate, because that is deadly for cats. Hope you are a responsible pet owner.
da yelloe onz taste icky
omg that cat is sooooo cute!!!
one too many cupkakes……. but i willnot give up