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OMG teh kitteh said i has flavor… wat flavor?? lunch??
Your noze. It haz me.
in soviet russia…
I’m sooo glad you said that. I thought I’d have to do it myself on my own comment.
… nose is carved from potato.
And only one per fambly.
Take turns.
“your grammuver hav no nose, how does she smell?”
“She hav a flavur.”
etc.
She smellz lyke strogunoff!
U shur she not smell liek vodka?
“Mooooom… Grandma’s all LOLly with the Stoli… AGEN…”
LOLOLOLOL! Good wun, sillyannz.
ai do not no Y i lub dis,
butt ai do! ai do!
mai hed esplodes from tew much kyoot!
splat!
*KERBOOMSPLOOSH* myne tu!
My nipples explode with–
Wait, sorry. Wrong fandom.
ROTFL which fandom is that???
–delight!
(is montee piefone, of corss)
I thot he ment “Fandom of teh Opera.”
WIN!111!!
My hovercraft is full of eels!
I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.
Teehee, Useless Hungarian Phrases FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ve37gVwxw
Ohhhhhhhhh! I was onedering wut was refrense. Thx!
Well, TAHT certainly esplaynes a lot! AWl that wuz hidden iz now reveeleded.
“ROTFL which fandom is that???”
I Can Has… …uh, never mind.
I can has Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, and Spam?
sry, baked beenz r off.
Sowndz liek slash fikshun 2 mee.
your head a spolde
mine implodid. =]
Mine too. Is OK, my sinuses was killin me NEways.
Oops–of course I meant ur noze, not your noze.
*sai* I meant opps, not oops.
eliotm, purrhaps u cood turn ur spellcheker to “lolcat” to avoyd teh ‘barrassmint ov rong spelling. course, in lolcat, der reely isn’t any rite or rong wai to spel…
I haz old dynosoar compyootr wit old spelcheq befor lolcat. It 1 yeer old!
eksept fur “teh”
Hou manee ov uz do taht in Inglish Speelingz NEwai?
Maybee u cum bak heer sum day and see this. Do u meen uze spelchek? I did - cuz I typed out all of teh programs for mai theatre department. I iz ligntnin fazt, but sumtimes ritez teh straanj werds. Befoar computerz, wehn I juzt had to uze a typewriter, mai programz was sumtymes qwite funneh, even tho I tryed very hard to pruf reed az I went. Thot IBMs with correcting tape was GRATE invention!
Itz ok, speline test nawt entil wensdy.
gud. I studdie and studdie. Reed lots of lolcats. Wurk unbeeliv…unbealeev…reelee boaring todei.
R u mai mommee?
R u mai snak?
hehe WIN!
kitten sez “hmmm smells like snack, but I don’t know if I can eat a whole one”
momma cat, offscreen “why do you always order more than you can finish?”
U aksed fur dat much, u eats it all!
Teknikally, teh buffay is “all you CAN eat” not “all you DO eat”…
Buffay be all you can STOMACH
Damn supersizes these days!
Kittn replyz “Momma; aul dah menu sed waz ‘goggie’, it nawt sez waht sawrt”!
Aunt Hilda’s Flapcats……mmmmmmm mmmmm..
U not mai momie, u is a snort!
last christmas I asked Momma, what u want for present? She sed “surpriz me.” So… i got her new copee of “Are you my Mother.” Ebrybuddy else is all Hunh? Whut? an Momma is all happee wit her grate gift. It were owr favritist buk, an Daddee did ALL teh voyses. Sumtimez, I gets gud ideas. She be 71, an teh buk is on her cofeetable, displayed like artwerk.
I haz same xper…expier… storie when I wuz litl. It were my favoritist buk when I wuz littl. I laff and laff at da “SNORT” in da buk. I hope sumday I can haz kids & make dem laff at snortie2.
Iz reeli reeli thawtful idee, coz it givz UR Momma lotz n lotz ov happee memories.
I luved teh “Snort Book” wen I wuzza youngun! Didn’t kno teh Snort had a aktual name til I wuz bout age 5 an mai 6-yr ol kuzzin say, “No, stoopie, iz notta Snort, iz a Diggeh!” Oh, well pardun me.
I remembers book from wen I were young child small. Are very fitting and winful comment.
Mai noze hares, let me show u them.
Hehe, this tewtally made teh image of many bunnehs in teh dogies noze… nose hares!
Also, my hed splode from kyoot. That bebeh kitteh is so happeee!
Noze hares! FTW!!!
uhoh… dangit, heer i goes agen…
: : : P O I T ! ! ! : : :
Sigh.. Kleen-up, eye-yull 5.
KA-BOOM!!
And eye-yull 6….
*bloish*
an eye-yull 7…
wehn i saw tehis, i wnet OOOaaaahwww….
mai husband proly thot someone was trien to killz me…
Awwwwwww…..dont breethe tu hard, big goggie - yull whoof teh bebeh away!
Goggie is preparin kitteh for huffing.
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing