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Exchanjin nsotrilll flewids!
OMG teh kitteh said i has flavor… wat flavor?? lunch??
Your noze. It haz me.
in soviet russia…
I’m sooo glad you said that. I thought I’d have to do it myself on my own comment.
… nose is carved from potato.
And only one per fambly.
Take turns.
“your grammuver hav no nose, how does she smell?”
“She hav a flavur.”
etc.
She smellz lyke strogunoff!
U shur she not smell liek vodka?
“Mooooom… Grandma’s all LOLly with the Stoli… AGEN…”
LOLOLOLOL! Good wun, sillyannz.
ai do not no Y i lub dis,
butt ai do! ai do!
mai hed esplodes from tew much kyoot!
splat!
*KERBOOMSPLOOSH* myne tu!
My nipples explode with–
Wait, sorry. Wrong fandom.
ROTFL which fandom is that???
–delight!
(is montee piefone, of corss)
I thot he ment “Fandom of teh Opera.”
WIN!111!!
My hovercraft is full of eels!
I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.
Teehee, Useless Hungarian Phrases FTW!
Ohhhhhhhhh! I was onedering wut was refrense. Thx!
Well, TAHT certainly esplaynes a lot! AWl that wuz hidden iz now reveeleded.
“ROTFL which fandom is that???”
I Can Has… …uh, never mind.
I can has Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, and Spam?
sry, baked beenz r off.
Sowndz liek slash fikshun 2 mee.
your head a spolde
mine implodid. =]
Mine too. Is OK, my sinuses was killin me NEways.
Oops–of course I meant ur noze, not your noze.
*sai* I meant opps, not oops.
eliotm, purrhaps u cood turn ur spellcheker to “lolcat” to avoyd teh ‘barrassmint ov rong spelling. course, in lolcat, der reely isn’t any rite or rong wai to spel…
I haz old dynosoar compyootr wit old spelcheq befor lolcat. It 1 yeer old!
eksept fur “teh”
Hou manee ov uz do taht in Inglish Speelingz NEwai?
Maybee u cum bak heer sum day and see this. Do u meen uze spelchek? I did – cuz I typed out all of teh programs for mai theatre department. I iz ligntnin fazt, but sumtimes ritez teh straanj werds. Befoar computerz, wehn I juzt had to uze a typewriter, mai programz was sumtymes qwite funneh, even tho I tryed very hard to pruf reed az I went. Thot IBMs with correcting tape was GRATE invention!
Itz ok, speline test nawt entil wensdy.
gud. I studdie and studdie. Reed lots of lolcats. Wurk unbeeliv…unbealeev…reelee boaring todei.
R u mai mommee?
R u mai snak?
hehe WIN!
kitten sez “hmmm smells like snack, but I don’t know if I can eat a whole one”
momma cat, offscreen “why do you always order more than you can finish?”
U aksed fur dat much, u eats it all!
Teknikally, teh buffay is “all you CAN eat” not “all you DO eat”…
Buffay be all you can STOMACH
Damn supersizes these days!
Kittn replyz “Momma; aul dah menu sed waz ‘goggie’, it nawt sez waht sawrt”!
Aunt Hilda’s Flapcats……mmmmmmm mmmmm..
U not mai momie, u is a snort!
last christmas I asked Momma, what u want for present? She sed “surpriz me.” So… i got her new copee of “Are you my Mother.” Ebrybuddy else is all Hunh? Whut? an Momma is all happee wit her grate gift. It were owr favritist buk, an Daddee did ALL teh voyses. Sumtimez, I gets gud ideas. She be 71, an teh buk is on her cofeetable, displayed like artwerk.
I haz same xper…expier… storie when I wuz litl. It were my favoritist buk when I wuz littl. I laff and laff at da “SNORT” in da buk. I hope sumday I can haz kids & make dem laff at snortie2.
Iz reeli reeli thawtful idee, coz it givz UR Momma lotz n lotz ov happee memories.
I luved teh “Snort Book” wen I wuzza youngun! Didn’t kno teh Snort had a aktual name til I wuz bout age 5 an mai 6-yr ol kuzzin say, “No, stoopie, iz notta Snort, iz a Diggeh!” Oh, well pardun me.
I remembers book from wen I were young child small. Are very fitting and winful comment.
Mai noze hares, let me show u them.
Hehe, this tewtally made teh image of many bunnehs in teh dogies noze… nose hares!
Also, my hed splode from kyoot. That bebeh kitteh is so happeee!
Noze hares! FTW!!!
uhoh… dangit, heer i goes agen…
: : : P O I T ! ! ! : : :
Sigh.. Kleen-up, eye-yull 5.
KA-BOOM!!
And eye-yull 6….
*bloish*
an eye-yull 7…
wehn i saw tehis, i wnet OOOaaaahwww….
mai husband proly thot someone was trien to killz me…
Awwwwwww…..dont breethe tu hard, big goggie – yull whoof teh bebeh away!
Goggie is preparin kitteh for huffing.
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
Dang yew Stend!
I luked at teh kitteh huffing page.
-hed sploded
-tonsils went ker-flooie
-tung terminally tide
-sholdrz iz totly borkd
-tummi went intu cnvulshunz
-hed sploded sum moar
… off tu sikh kittehs for huffulization ’sperimentz
An heer we thot laffin wuz good fur yoo. Mebbe nawt so good fur Anukki!
Or mebbe Stend iz drummin up bizniz?
*sporfle*
*sporfle*???
*sporfle*!!!
Sum peepls lieks to snorgle wif sporks. Go figger.
Kitteh Huffing………..dat waz teh sillieestest tea party I eber been tooo
So did Bill inhale, or did he not?
do not attemp!
OK – look at this!
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing#Yelling_at_the_kitten
Look at the white kitteh on the right being stretched out on teh right. I think this is the White Kitteh in the Box.
Mayd mah day Stend! Followed teh linkies from “Henry II” an “1126″ an gotz teerz in mah eyes! Fynally a wiki taht givz teh right information!
*young medical intern squints* “Yes, I can see it. My first jellybean case. Won’t be my last I’m sure.”
yup, ‘kording to teh pediatrikatus practikatus, teh extrakating of beenus-up-nozus is a reel tuffie.
“I is not tastee or nootrishus, k?”
(because somebody has to say it!)
You had me at Meow.
Iz dere enny LOLdawgz?
tunnz. yuz srch funkshun on ryt syd.
Cuteness factor high.
Heads exploding everywhere.
Cleanup on aisle four.
Kick do LoL-ku!! Ai lubs LoL-ku!!!
Lol-ku FTW!
Grayt beeg Krittur can
haz luukz owt 4 me. Lyfe iz
guud! As U canz see
Nawt yet yuzed 2 herz
wet noze poosheeng me alawng
whenz I moove 2 slowz
Beegur dan Mommee.
Much moar lowd. Momme watchez
an I finks she’s prowdz
Jack.
Sooooper Sweeet, Jack!!! Az awlways, Lubs ur LoL-ku!
Dat wuz da bestest of Jack Death pomes EBER!
so berry naic, Jack
mach warm and wonderbubbles
Awww. Just awww. What else is dere to say? Oh..wait…POIT!
MM getz Windex to cleens awl teh sploded heds messes owf insides ob her puter screene! Den cleens owf owtsyde afper her hed goes *SPLORT*!
This is such a sweet pic!! Bebeh kitteh is soo trusting! Big goggeh luks like she wants to adopt bebeh kitteh!
Now dat my head has SPLORTed all over puter screen, I no has brainz to work wif. I go home nao?
My boss just sez, u no use brainz for work anyway, so u has to stay. Iz not fair
i has idea.
u shows dis pic to teh boss,
den u bofe goes hoem!
I soree but anuthr pichur in past 2 dayz had a funnee coment added with ::::POIT:::: simyoolatin a rektul thermomeder insert noyse. So all deese ::::POUT:::::’s mayk me thinkz ur all gettin ur temprachurs took. Hee Hee!!!!!1!
hed bump meens i luvz u
tip o’ noze bump meens i luvz u
. . . or in Manhattan, a little visit to teh plastikat surdginz.
Image left on PC screen will be the only clue for CSIs trying to explain the spatter pattern at my desk. Kah-bloooey! Hed esplodes n hart oberfloz…
Mah day is teh happy nao.
AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I WANT TO SNORGLEZ em bof. My Heart U 2 Has It! Win teh kyootness ward for teh week!
*eskimo kisses*
Goggie: Ah can has furst keess?
Kitteh: *squints & finks: pls dunnea eated meh, pls dunnea eated meh…*
I havded kisses liek dat…. sigh, nawt so grayt!
Jeeprs, puppeh! Do not eckshale so hrd!!!
Ur dogg bref … it haz an odor.
You not haz cat smells
Too much kyute!! Mah hed iz asplodin’! Dai iz littel hapiyer now. Mah loldobie, Ginger (http://www.flickr.com/photos/iamhoff/791630337/), iz at teh vet gettin’ an MRI for bak payne. Much snorgles toonyte wen we git home.
Pliz to get ur noze outta my eye? Thxbai.
that’s weird – anyone know why the comment thread on “um scuze me dont u nock” is off?
“I’m in ur sinks, clogging yur drainz”
The cheezserver seems a little off right now.
Wayt…
Did stend jus’ post FURST on “um scuze me dont u nock” when no commentz r eben allowd on dat wun yet?
NOT FAIR!!!@!
um no he dint.
Teho, I nermalleh bowz to ur sooperior knowledj abawt these thingz, butt it think, sinz as of this moment, commenzs r still closeded and it appeerz it may remayne so, Stend muzt be considered teh furst post. If forzed into it, i spose we cud all juz start our commentz HERE! They can’t taek away r freedom to comment . . .
CAN THEY ? ? ? ? ?
[sigh] wuz hopin i wudnt hafsta do dis…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/10/looks-liek-u-needs-new-manifold/#comment-89868
(not to sliyt teh Stend of cors… buts teh fakt remaens: i iz TEHO.)
waow. i hab neber seed da commentzez be clozded befoar. i wunner wai? am full ob da keyurius nao!
I maded you a commint. But I eated it.
you can has breath mint!
*both say at same time* U haz a smell.
awww so cute
I’z (almost) in ur tummi, pretendin’ to be Jonah.
D’aw… Cutenezz! X3
Oh hai, I are as big as ur head!
SO CUTE!
haha SO cute. i just want to SQUEEEEZE it
Don’t worry, Lil Kitteh and Big Doggeh. You’ll escape the iron curtain soon!
Young sky walker, great power within you Yoda sense.
I madez vakume in teh room. I take bwref rite B4 I goez” AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”. Nature she abhore teh vacuum, but she make the kitteh ceptshun.
*whoa* whho’s a whore. no, no. not third base she’s on first. where, he’s not playin. ba da da bump
No….sorry..not your mommee OR your daddee
Look I’m flattered kitteh, but you’re too young, and I’m REALLY not your type…So sorry…your prince will come one day
Big doggy, my noz itches but I has no fumbs. Rub da itch wiff youz stiff whiskers, K?
It’s Marc Anthony and PussyFoot!
ooooh I LUV da Marc Anthuny toons more than enny uther!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnEeCOZMbko
7:21 uv sweetness. Can u stand it?
Dat Murc Angony meks saem fezzes thet I du wen I seez bebeh kitteh. Wire we hleplis n tee faze of cyut?
yep. Tank u. Tank u! TANK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bebe kitteh sooo keyoot. Big goggee remynz me uv ma Gus, cep hims eers stood up. But he lurved bebe kittehs sooo mush! He kiss dem an lurve on dem, he reskyood sum wun tiem. he wuz ma good googee….
an nambed dem jorge
It had to be said.
me two, ai hadda goggie maned Anju…..n he did lub kittehz two, whin dey waz behbehz he wood pik dem up by der HOLE hedz and wif teh litle bity kitteh bawdies hangin dowm he wood tak dem to wher he thot dey shod be……….awl ob mai behbeh kettehz had punc haredoz, from teh goggie spit. spikey hares all ober der hedz!
U can has friend if I can has kitty mcnugget.
Its da end ov da wurld as we know it
http://frogstar.soylentgeek.com/wav/disaster.wav
tiny nose snorgle!!
this is a good illustration of the universal appeal of kittens. look at the dog’s ears–it’s not thinking “mmm, dinnner,” it’s thinking “aww, kitten snorglez”
LOL This blog is ALWAYS funny.
kitteh: Okeh, yu wawk to kinergartun wif me, an for return I givz you neck massajes.
bigbig goggie: wukeh.
kitteh: heh heh. NOW lets see those mean guiz try an get mah lunch munnies.
>bigbig goggie: wukeh.
Win!11!
want to gib Duffy and sum other peepls) teh burgers, but cannot. Eberybuddy befoar Lucy (see above) can has burger ratings, Eberybuddy aftir dd (see below) can has burger ratings. Eberybuddy in between, no can has burger ratings. Makes me all sadness.
I gib u xtra burgers sum other timez, OK?
An now eberybuddy can has burgerz! Yeah!!!!
Bebeh kitteh has hart ob a lion;
an ballz ob a elepant
U talkin’ to me? U talkin’ to me? U talkin’ to me?
Well, whoo teh hell else are u talkin’ to? U talkin’ to me?
Well I be teh onlee one here. Oh yeah? Huh? Huh?
Taxi draiber ref?
dis remins me of my greyhound (bigg doggie) and mah himalayun kitteh. at night whens dey is in bed an teh grey is snogglin (big snorgles) teh kitteh will snogles wif us an comes to teh doggie an den sex “hey, youz earz not klean. i helps” an liks teh earz. vry kute.
i hz 3 doggehs, 2 kittehs. 1 of the kittehs is frendz wit all teh dogs, and teh other one teh doggehs chase (nvr hurt him, but jus bother him). I fink is kitteh attitude. Blak kitteh walk up to teh dogs and rubs on em all lovey, n they are nice to him. Orang kitteh is a lil evl one and not like to share house with dogz.
Becaws teh oranj ones is poysin?
Is tru in my case. Ornge kitteh is name Nosferatu. nuff sed!
I luff dis pickshur. Bebbeh kitteh and goggie!
Mai goggie iz gud wif kittehs inside de howse.
Keten noogies always calms goggies
kitteh sez- do not want deth.
doggeh sez- jus’ sniffin’. r’lax.
kitteh: pweez no sneez – u mait fink its funny but it snot…
goggie sez “hmmm vaigly cheezberger smellz”
kitteh sez “grah I bitez teh ankle”
Now that makes me smile. Sorry, no kitteh talk from the Cinephile.
As long as u iz smilin, tahtz awl taht matterz heer!
(We iz awl flooent in Inglisch az well, so unnerstandz u very wel.)
Dogeh: I foun u! Tag, yer it!
Kitteh: Ding, roun tew… neks tym i not hyd on toppa tree stump.
Okey this photo jus too cyoot. It shud bee a poster or somfin.
It’s lyk it ekseeds the cyoot standerds ov da Federal Cyoot Act of 1979.
Thank you Thank you thank you for the wonderful Chuck Jones cartoon link.
I hadn’t seen the Marc Anthony/kitteh love toon for years, and I always loved it as a kid. I appreciate it even more now!
That a great day brightener! ;-D
Blind Kitteh sez… ur noze iz all wet.
Cud put mai hoal hed n noze thrill f i wannid.
“Noze thrill” is many funnee! Win!!
Hallo. Vould u lyk a roll in ze hay?
*is vry happee no “omg goggie gun 2 eet kitteh, kitteh in mortle perill n owners shud be shot” comments 2 b seen!*
Me predicks dis will be next inspurrashinull poster 2 see in doktor’s offiss.
no u can haz eated
O MAI GAWD! Dis iz wae 2 kyoot!!!!!!111!!1!exclamation!!11one
Dis iz….KYOOT NUKULAR ASPLOZYUN!!!!!!!!!!
Dere iz noe excaep. *dai from hed asplody*
This is officially my favorite lolcat, or even just cat picture, ever. I’ve never seen anything this sweet and cute.
Oh, this one is pretty good, too….
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/16/i-has-a-hat/
Too cute for words!
no, but you can has— CHOMP!!!!
I have visited your site 371-times
sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
AWWWWWWWW :3
kitteh cuetnez kant takes much mor okai yu wens wittel kitteh
Yes! Yes! YES!!! of course yu can haz fwend! *splort*