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Furst cat can see ur day in teh barrel
kittehbutt-like koding detekted!
ftw!!12!!
Exackly mai thots! “Catbutt-liek typing detected…”
And yet, strangely, the resultant code is still more robust than Windoze.
but does this have anything to do with the kitty butt wiggle?
Wayt till kitteh pops a wheelie across deh keys lyk deh do on deh carpets. *SCOOT* *SCOOT* *SCOOTY* *SCOOT*
linuks kitteh forgots teh passwort
FreeBSD.
I CAN HAS ROOT?
dat komment mayde mai day!
I r teckinshun, it pose to go like this. I fink.
h@X0r[/\+ is frustrayted
So get a kitteh and get alife! 2 eezy.
PC load letter?!?! NOOOO DO NOT WANT!! I sits heer and wayt payshintlie foar my klevur zolooshin to kompyl den I zay YAY I fitzd it. I juz wayt. It fitziz it self, I no do moar. Juz wayt. Taykez a minnit.
Iz eezi fix; jst select “enable A4 – letter resizing” in dah printah congig!
“payshintlie”
Best. Spelling. Ever.
Yes! We needz dikshunairy wher we can vue teh variouz spelingz (and byootiful new werdz) and chyuz wich wunz we wantz to use.
PC Load Letter?? WTF does that mean?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWB6qpsPbfI
begats this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-xXOEzgCak
cat like thinking detected
Iz bedder tahn our tek support. At leest kitteh showz up, not putz phone on divurt and nebber seen agayn. And kitteh is cute, wiv no persnul hige…hyjen…freshnuss problms.
Is not teh hi jeans dats teh problem, its wen the teknishum is worken under ur desk and his lo jeans shows his butt krak. DO NOT WANT!
Teh teknishuns heer iz verry gud. No freshnuss or krak problms, kwik surviss, and yooshully has much teknikl smrats. We ar spoyld.
Wish we had kittehbutt teknishuns tho.
I can has job wid ur cumpanee?
Me too, pleeze!? needs moar job satisfackshun!
In Soviet Russia, job satisfackshun is exkloosif rite of KGB. You can has cabbage.
lolcode – ur doin it wrong!
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
…are you sure the computer has a hard drive?
Nao DAT’s laike mye tek suport.
My cats love to sit on the keyboard too!
free teh bee ess dees!
Kitteh can log in as root.
Looks at skreen… Kitteh is checking on moused!!
su – kitteh
make cheezburger
./cheezburger
# su root
password
*********
$ humon make_cheezbrgr
# make me cheezburger!
make it self!
# sudo make me cheezburger
okay, kitteh.
OMG boingboing had a cartoon on that ;o) “# sudo get me beer”
Wuz it purrhaps… DIS one?
http://www.xkcd.com/149/
Iz draaaft of mye neww book. Ins da buginngs Kitteh kweateded da eurth ands it waz gud soes den kitteh kweated da cheezburgar ands dat waz da bestest soes kitteh wrested ands sterted eetsing aaaaaall da cheezeburgars. Youse kan sea dat at the ends. All dat meanz nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. U seees it nao????
“Hey, Oprah, reed tihs 1!”
Arrrrrr such cuteness. Me can has programin halper plz? ♥
kitteh only b uzin emax. r not like vi… *chz uses pico*
Ah purrfurr dah skreen editrz. R much beterer 4 wrotting manee filez @ same time.
… am SO glad I have NO idea what you’re talking about … am going to stick to retraining to use antimatter emitting radioactive glucose to search for metastatic cancer and track brain function etc., sounds like much more fun, kthxbai
coding is the pleh !!!
am geek, but also agree.
I’z uzin….xedit! (hides head in shame).
I’z uses nano
Root kitteh is now hanging on the wall in my computerlab xD
Unix kitteh disdains microsoft.
IM IN UR FILE SISTEM
CHECKIN ITZ INTEGRITY
translated using my speaklolcat web translator
That translator is AWESOME! Thanks!
UR Translator roolz!
Ey fix this, u pay me in cheezburger? Ur moniez ar no gud here.
syntax error…but…but…I typed in all that code…nao haf 2 do all ober again…needz to get anudder pepsi b4 I start tho…darn TRS 80! :heddesk:
oohh- I hads TRS80 model 1 (well- my dads did)! kum wif fanc CASSETTE DRIVE. Ones dai we gets program on fanc cassette- program no work. Me has BIIIG idea- turn on cassette drive, listens to sound den taks cassette upstairs to music cassette drive listns to sound. waaay diffnt! Go puts new batts in ‘puter cassette drive. Problem sovld!
One of da bes de buggins I eber did! (I no programer- I jus lives wif dem).
Momcat
I can haz root loggin paswurd? kitteh butt dos not wurk.
kthx, bye.
cat-like sitting detected
Hye Tek Windo iz
iz way much kool! I sitz daown
an letturs appeerz
Mooveeng akrawss t3h
Windo. Lyne affer lyne. Iz
dis whut “Streeemeeng” meenz?
I canz mayk itz stop
wennebburz I want. Don’tz wantz
2 du it juss yet
Jack.
iz cobol cowboyz kitteh. iz partai like its 1999.
in egypt, dey R partying lyk iz 1999. dey uses teh difrent calendar, so dey selibraytes teh millenium today! Er, mebee yesserday? NEway, is tru. hrd it on npr.
Oh, hai! I sees ur problem–u are teh suxxor at coding.
Aiz don noes muches bout puters. Awl aiz noes iz dat ders not so muches ob mai hed left apter many dayses of teh kyootnesses! were teh windex? aiz feeel nudder “splort” comin on!
*SPLORT*
Oh hai.
Did u tri terning off then on agayn?
“Dis ar teh oonix, I knoe dis”
t3h doorlox! boot up t3h doorlox!
Or even: “Samuel L. Jackson-cat hates this hacker crap!”
U beet me two it.
inside voice : “…. more indian siht code, we al be d-buggin tihs crwap…. ”
outside voice: ” teh puter is rong….”
did sumbudy say “buggin”?? jus wundrin. Thot I heerd mai name. kthxbai
teh bug I sees it!!
Im on ur keybord… messin up ur login.
Meybe u gt loked out, den has to spen moor timez playin wif fuzzy kitten. Is good plan, no?
Cat entropy makes the best passwords.
Cat entropy!!!!!! F’ing brilliant.
We can getz iMac? Yoozr frendly?
oh-oh boss locked mee owt – too much ichc
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH — DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!
oh hai.. is not bloo?
Den is FIXABL! (excooos mai color bindess!)
Why is this tagged “linux”?
this is FreeBSD -
FreeBSD is not linux
i’m sure the cat didn’t upload this
What, like the kitteh is supposed to know the dif?
Srsly.
We don’t nitpick about little things that aren’t important to the photo/caption/funny here.
Unix (of which FreeBSD is a version) and Linux login prompts look almost identical–which makes sense, since Linux is derived from Unix. Most people can’t tell one command line interface from another. So chill. It could be tagged “pink floofy trolls” for all I care.
except it says freebsd in the prompt…
haha aww silly kitteh! ^_^
Is Unix. I know this!
Jurassic park, FTW!
t3h doorlox…boot up t3h doorlox!!!
muwhahaha … i can now unlock the “no comments” on that earlier pic of bathing kitteh…i gonna sell on e-bay!
Kontroll – Alz – Deeleetz
%: cat moused > /dev/null
K I typeded usrname. Wot ur passwurd being?
Typ typ typ typ typ typ typ… no… typ typ typ typ typ typ typ…
…No…
Fzzzrt, lets get cheezburgers.
im in yr terminal
entering yr matrix
dis screem….. has a flavur…..
Kitteh be applyin fuzzy logik
Are kittee; must be fuzzy illogik.
I sees problm. Yu has error in lien 42.
Hows didz knowz my pw!!??!?!?!
I thinks mai whut is teh funneh about dis is on teh screen it ackshully says “password incorrect” then “login” followed by a long line of 66666 followed by about half a screen of garbage. And a little kitteh sitting there going “why dose wurdz keeps going up teh screen liek dat?”
Um, I no unnerstanz this – let me call mah neffyoo, k?
FSCK!
killer kitteh doez matricks flayvered hakng skillz and uzez linucks, woot!
Kittee thinkink “It want log in; wear I suppost to stick log into? No seeink slot big enuf for log. And also as well, who I suppost too pass word to? And also as well, what word? Computners too many difficult!”
DO WANT tek sooprt purfeshunl kitteh.
HAYYYYY, who broked da puter? Now me cant play WoWz. /cry
hai fhb, is you having an ok day at work today soving complicated puter issuez? this kitteh puter pictoor makez me fink of you.
okbai(thx) from da girl
thought swordfishz is a real fishz. do not want hackingz.
I iz sittin on ur keebored
brootforsn ur login!
Y CANT I HAS ROOT?
don’y worry. Daddy cat come and fix it
freebsd is unfixable.
i can fix thiz sorta | nerdd.net…
\r\nLolcat tries fixing FreeBSD. (I guess this can fall in Linux/Unix)\r\noohh- I hads TRS80 model 1…