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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Furst cat can see ur day in teh barrel
kittehbutt-like koding detekted!
ftw!!12!!
Exackly mai thots! “Catbutt-liek typing detected…”
And yet, strangely, the resultant code is still more robust than Windoze.
but does this have anything to do with the kitty butt wiggle?
Wayt till kitteh pops a wheelie across deh keys lyk deh do on deh carpets. *SCOOT* *SCOOT* *SCOOTY* *SCOOT*
linuks kitteh forgots teh passwort
FreeBSD.
I CAN HAS ROOT?
dat komment mayde mai day!
I r teckinshun, it pose to go like this. I fink.
h@X0r[/\+ is frustrayted
So get a kitteh and get alife! 2 eezy.
PC load letter?!?! NOOOO DO NOT WANT!! I sits heer and wayt payshintlie foar my klevur zolooshin to kompyl den I zay YAY I fitzd it. I juz wayt. It fitziz it self, I no do moar. Juz wayt. Taykez a minnit.
Iz eezi fix; jst select “enable A4 - letter resizing” in dah printah congig!
“payshintlie”
Best. Spelling. Ever.
Yes! We needz dikshunairy wher we can vue teh variouz spelingz (and byootiful new werdz) and chyuz wich wunz we wantz to use.
PC Load Letter?? WTF does that mean?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWB6qpsPbfI
begats this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-xXOEzgCak
cat like thinking detected
Iz bedder tahn our tek support. At leest kitteh showz up, not putz phone on divurt and nebber seen agayn. And kitteh is cute, wiv no persnul hige…hyjen…freshnuss problms.
Is not teh hi jeans dats teh problem, its wen the teknishum is worken under ur desk and his lo jeans shows his butt krak. DO NOT WANT!
Teh teknishuns heer iz verry gud. No freshnuss or krak problms, kwik surviss, and yooshully has much teknikl smrats. We ar spoyld.
Wish we had kittehbutt teknishuns tho.
I can has job wid ur cumpanee?
Me too, pleeze!? needs moar job satisfackshun!
In Soviet Russia, job satisfackshun is exkloosif rite of KGB. You can has cabbage.
lolcode - ur doin it wrong!
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
…are you sure the computer has a hard drive?
Nao DAT’s laike mye tek suport.
My cats love to sit on the keyboard too!
free teh bee ess dees!
Kitteh can log in as root.
Looks at skreen… Kitteh is checking on moused!!
su - kitteh
make cheezburger
./cheezburger
# su root
password
*********
$ humon make_cheezbrgr
# make me cheezburger!
make it self!
# sudo make me cheezburger
okay, kitteh.
OMG boingboing had a cartoon on that ;o) “# sudo get me beer”
Wuz it purrhaps… DIS one?
http://www.xkcd.com/149/
Iz draaaft of mye neww book. Ins da buginngs Kitteh kweateded da eurth ands it waz gud soes den kitteh kweated da cheezburgar ands dat waz da bestest soes kitteh wrested ands sterted eetsing aaaaaall da cheezeburgars. Youse kan sea dat at the ends. All dat meanz nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. U seees it nao????
“Hey, Oprah, reed tihs 1!”
Arrrrrr such cuteness. Me can has programin halper plz? ♥
kitteh only b uzin emax. r not like vi… *chz uses pico*
Ah purrfurr dah skreen editrz. R much beterer 4 wrotting manee filez @ same time.
… am SO glad I have NO idea what you’re talking about … am going to stick to retraining to use antimatter emitting radioactive glucose to search for metastatic cancer and track brain function etc., sounds like much more fun, kthxbai
coding is the pleh !!!
am geek, but also agree.
I’z uzin….xedit! (hides head in shame).
I’z uses nano
Root kitteh is now hanging on the wall in my computerlab xD
Unix kitteh disdains microsoft.
IM IN UR FILE SISTEM
CHECKIN ITZ INTEGRITY
translated using my speaklolcat web translator
That translator is AWESOME! Thanks!
UR Translator roolz!
Ey fix this, u pay me in cheezburger? Ur moniez ar no gud here.
syntax error…but…but…I typed in all that code…nao haf 2 do all ober again…needz to get anudder pepsi b4 I start tho…darn TRS 80! :heddesk:
oohh- I hads TRS80 model 1 (well- my dads did)! kum wif fanc CASSETTE DRIVE. Ones dai we gets program on fanc cassette- program no work. Me has BIIIG idea- turn on cassette drive, listens to sound den taks cassette upstairs to music cassette drive listns to sound. waaay diffnt! Go puts new batts in ‘puter cassette drive. Problem sovld!
One of da bes de buggins I eber did! (I no programer- I jus lives wif dem).
Momcat
I can haz root loggin paswurd? kitteh butt dos not wurk.
kthx, bye.
cat-like sitting detected
Hye Tek Windo iz
iz way much kool! I sitz daown
an letturs appeerz
Mooveeng akrawss t3h
Windo. Lyne affer lyne. Iz
dis whut “Streeemeeng” meenz?
I canz mayk itz stop
wennebburz I want. Don’tz wantz
2 du it juss yet
Jack.
iz cobol cowboyz kitteh. iz partai like its 1999.
in egypt, dey R partying lyk iz 1999. dey uses teh difrent calendar, so dey selibraytes teh millenium today! Er, mebee yesserday? NEway, is tru. hrd it on npr.
Oh, hai! I sees ur problem–u are teh suxxor at coding.
Aiz don noes muches bout puters. Awl aiz noes iz dat ders not so muches ob mai hed left apter many dayses of teh kyootnesses! were teh windex? aiz feeel nudder “splort” comin on!
*SPLORT*
Oh hai.
Did u tri terning off then on agayn?
“Dis ar teh oonix, I knoe dis”
t3h doorlox! boot up t3h doorlox!
Or even: “Samuel L. Jackson-cat hates this hacker crap!”