Comments on: Elefant? Whut elefant?

By: I can haz - Sopaipleto y Jugo » Sopaipleto y Jugo

I can haz - Sopaipleto y Jugo » Sopaipleto y Jugo — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:49:55 +0000

[...] ai swayrz ai haznt bin drinkin, occifur! [...]

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:53:30 +0000

Diz iz purrhaps funniest thred Ai haz reded!
Tanks tu U Awl!!!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:42:50 +0000

Snerk! even LOL!!!

By: michael

michael — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:38:51 +0000

pink elephunt nowai Iz thotz its waz teh captin morgain beesidez meh

By: Stanley Hallwood

Stanley Hallwood — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:48:19 +0000

WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS PERISHIN KITTEN OUTA MY FACE,AND KEEP HER AWAY FROM MY BERGERS!!!

By: Trowzers

Trowzers — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:20:28 +0000

Backstory: Pink elefant iz reskewed kitteh’s “mum” – wuz onlee toy he seem to lyke. Pink elefant has de clock undah de ear so to make ‘tick tick’ heartbeat noyse and keep lytle kitteh happeh and comfurtabel.

Unfortoonately he chews pink elefant sew much we had ta frow it owt, but by den he growed up enuff not to need elefant no more!

(and yus his eyes dun went straight bai demselves)

By: Trowzers

Trowzers — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:08:33 +0000

Yus bebe kitteh funneh eye went away wen he gruwed up.

Just soes everywun noes

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:29:47 +0000

wut? nobodee thot of snuffaloffagus?

By: bella

bella — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:15:09 +0000

By: BorisEvenWorse

BorisEvenWorse — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:13:48 +0000

Kittee have falled into heffalump trap. Be careful kittee; there are a silly old bare in the visinity. Offerink him hunny is prolaby a good idea.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:21:38 +0000

i had a lazy ai, but den ai dotted it.

nah, ai jus traynd meself to see out of each eye sepratly soze ai cud wink wif eyether eye.
mai brudder has teh lazy ai, but hims hand-riting is badder dan mien. an he has teh amblyopea, but ai dont.

tank yu for da PSA, LOLbrarian!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:48:24 +0000

Purrhapz is Snuggil Lord Ganesh fur liddle Hindu kitteh.

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:47:07 +0000

Pretteh much.

By: sish

sish — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:55:43 +0000

I kin stanz teh site of wurmz
An luks at mikeroskopik germz
But teknikolor pakkidurmz
Iz reely too much 4 mee!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 18:23:22 +0000

Nobuddy tole mee dis rume hav elfent in it. I calls hotel manajer.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:54:09 +0000

Thx for sharin ur story… ur son hs good sense of humor, too! Is sweety.

My dawter nonverbl, too, not autism, but hd 2 strokes wen baby (she 4 now). She v clver grl, too n uses communication boreds (wen she in teh mood! she v, v stubornz n much prefer to try tell verblly, but no cn understand her wrdz)

By: RushnGreen

RushnGreen — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:43:51 +0000

Man, I musta been tight last night!

(Elephant makes “so-so” gesture)

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:37:00 +0000

Ment 2 say dey bofe luks kindob ushamed ob demselfz….. iz so sad wen kittehs hv low morul standuds.

By: bunnytrumper

bunnytrumper — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:21:46 +0000

Bunnytrumper knoes, sez thnx n Gud Sayv teh Kqean n has kis. Bunnytrumper iz Kornwallz Britisher – wher evree homies has kitteh n dey ets teh fishis alls day. O n doan forget say ohai to Piskiez

By: starling

starling — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:44:17 +0000

Y does peepz keep takin bout elefunts? Is no elefunt, is just purdy kitteh.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:27:25 +0000

Sidekik kitteh says… holy pink pakyderms!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:26:26 +0000

uffehnum…. i likes it!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:22:46 +0000

Tekillah, it maek m happi!!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:21:06 +0000

Taht wuz mai 5 brgr vote 4 dah revers BTW. I iz Britizher 2.

By: teenie

teenie — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:19:07 +0000

I has teh prizm tu! I dunno if I has dem big werdz…but if I relax I seez 2 uv ebryfing. Mum sez I yusta go crosseyd wen I lookt at buukz en fingz up close wen I wuz smal. Prism is teh confoozing at ferst, den not so much.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:16:01 +0000

Oh noes! Datz last tyme I goze to haff price tekeela nite – I tort u wuz kewt syam-Es !

(wen I wuz at collidge gettin ma edumacashun, wuz gurl I gnu who sed she woke up ebery Thrusday next to stranjer as Wensday nite was haff price doubles nite in stoodint yoonion – dis remind me ob dat!)

By: Lucy

Lucy — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:45:53 +0000

OT…Dr. Temple Granden is autistic. Her kidhood awful. Wen she grows up dey find a medication dat works for her. She gets Ph.D. and starts a bizzness dat ends a lot of suffering in da world. She writes book “AnImals in Translation.” Eberbody go read!

By: wuvdeshibas

wuvdeshibas — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:39:38 +0000

No, but I has two very fat, very old shiba inus doggehs. Dey are full of teh good.

By: bunnytrumper

bunnytrumper — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:34:32 +0000

Bunnytrumper am Britisher and getsit lulz : )

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:17:58 +0000

Russian reverse without the Russian. But maybe a bit UK-centric for the North Americans to get? (There’s a UK internet insurer called elephant.)

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:12:28 +0000

Guid kall. Dahr reeli wuz a ting wot “echoed round dah wurld”. I noze peeps who stoppd wurkin, an jst wachd TV awl aftahnoon daht dai.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:07:01 +0000

Kommentz link gon 2 luk 4 LOLrus’s bukkit?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:02:07 +0000

Mai faddah’s doktor sed 2 not haz zleepipillz. Jst haz Scotch whisky (50ml glass or so) ovr teh evenin.
Iz tru storee, jst rewrotted in LOLspeek.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:55:52 +0000

So liek a kitteh, onlee biggr?

By: bunnytrumper

bunnytrumper — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:33:58 +0000

Go ask Insurance Kitteh if u donts buleev meh kthnxbai

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:33:06 +0000

Pittypat -I think u is on to sumthing. It iz teh first pikshoor posted on Sept 11th. I do bleeve you has figured it out. And it iz indeed touching. I’m a bit surprized it took all of us (rather clever, if Ido say so maiself!) peepl so long to catch on. So glad u did. I shur u r right.

By: kiwican

kiwican — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:18:20 +0000

wen I liddl gurl, bout free yeers ohld, I singed song called ” I’d lyke 2 b an uffehnum! Mai own berzen of elephant!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:53:46 +0000

Watta night *hicup*… oof, howd I get in dis tree house? OMG elfunt musta flew!!!!!!!!! (hey, r those birds in teh tree….nom nom)

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:52:51 +0000

Mah Snuggill Buddeh
iz nawt effullunt! Himz juss
beeg Kuddlee Krittur

So mennee playses
2 Kurrlz andz Kuddillz up. I
fink himz nose t3h Best

Himz furz iz shoaturr
andz nawt az soff az myne, but
himz iz SO skwishhee!

Jack.

By: Jeanie

Jeanie — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:35:46 +0000

da ambiens maiked me cut mai hairz wun nite afoar i got in da bed. wen i woked in da moarning n lukked in da meerer, ai sed WTF!?!?!?!!!! ebbrybody fawt it wuz da funniez. but not so gr8, akshually.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:34:34 +0000

Some of the most clever children are autistic – I’m sure you’ve heard this, but don’t you ever let anyone tell you that an autistic child isn’t the brightest child ever. They’re too bright to be burdened with all the noise of our world, that’s my thinking. It sounds like he’s VERY clever!! LOL Now… you need to teach him some key phrases… “I can has…?” and “ur doin’ it wrong!” to start…

That made me smile. Do you has a kitty at home?

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:30:13 +0000

My dok prazkryb Prednisone. I zed, I need foar zleepydrug. Him saye, ok howbowt Ambyin? I lyk… um nofankoo… I no need sleep-eet … I alreddy on prednizon, u no need maek me fattur den I am alreddy.

Him zay ok howbowt nuffyng?

I zay ok I go to my p-sy-kyatrizt. him know wut to do.

Yeth, teh loonezta, it iz gud. (But I no taek no moar, I no need.)

Awl zleepydrugz makes me snakky tho, I nunno wy. Evin bennadryl an’ teh Q.

By: homescribe

homescribe — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:17:21 +0000

at least the evil ann coulter is gone

By: chaospixie

chaospixie — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:14:29 +0000

Dat song iz win!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:09:34 +0000

oh yes, n stead of Jimmy only wun seein harvey, tis time evrywon sees Harvey but Jimmy, n it followin him round… evry one ask him bout pink elfunt wit him n he thinks they talkin bout victorian houzes… he say I live in teensy lil apartment, wat dey mean? (opps… i gess that wud be a white elephant)

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:02:31 +0000

k mebbee this is just egocentric, but i noticed that it happened around when we had moments of silence for the 9/11 peeps. couldnt help but think that cheeze an tofu wanted to represent in their own sweet way . . .

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:00:17 +0000

Is remake. they alwayz haf to chang it a lil frum teh originl so seems moor …originl. Stead of hooman is kitteh, stead of 6 foot bunny is 1 foot elfunt, stead of in city, is in box. U no, to reflect moor modern timz.

By: Sophie Tucker

Sophie Tucker — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:53:51 +0000

Can’t be Harvey. Harvey are 6 foot rabbit (6 foot tall, not rabbit with 6 feet).
Must be nother pooka — Jermaine or Tito??

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:47:01 +0000

wow… thx for announcement. Interesting! Glad ur feeling bettr now.

By: divageek

divageek — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:38:42 +0000

U storee are full of win and awsum. Fank u foar sharings.