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Oh, Jimmy Durante reference FTW!
Wait…whut…dis not kitteh?
He ain’t no pink ellyphant, he’s mai bruther.
Backstory: Pink elefant iz reskewed kitteh’s “mum” – wuz onlee toy he seem to lyke. Pink elefant has de clock undah de ear so to make ‘tick tick’ heartbeat noyse and keep lytle kitteh happeh and comfurtabel.
Unfortoonately he chews pink elefant sew much we had ta frow it owt, but by den he growed up enuff not to need elefant no more!
(and yus his eyes dun went straight bai demselves)
i c no pink elefint
’speshully not no gyint fuzzeh smyly pink elefunt.
Kitteh? what kitteh? nowai!
Heffelump, rly
Heffelumps and Woozles, ftw!
wut? nobodee thot of snuffaloffagus?
An furdermore, hez hoggin all teh coverz.
Noes wunder u cant see elefant… kitteh has amblyopea. Needz to do eye exrcisez. (my dawter has, too, but not so much as kitteh!)
behbeh kitiz iz offin wall-eyed. Iz a kitn fing, I guezz. (sry to heer ‘bowt ur dawtur – iz megga heddake foar pplz, havin’ to prozess two immigiz dat iz nawt neerly da same)
I can has amblyopea. (Strabismus = lazy eye; amblyopea = improper function of brain center related to poorly functioning eye. Therefore, strabismus can cause amblyopea, but so can other illnesses and defects. You can cure the defect and still have amblyopea) I now have a prism in my glasses lens in front of affected eye. Double vision gone. Headache gone, depth perception now much better. It is an easy thing to try, but many optometrists don’t seem to think of it, because the outer signs of any previous disorder are no longer present.
This has been a Public Service announcment by The Refrense LOLbrarian
wow… thx for announcement. Interesting! Glad ur feeling bettr now.
I has teh prizm tu! I dunno if I has dem big werdz…but if I relax I seez 2 uv ebryfing. Mum sez I yusta go crosseyd wen I lookt at buukz en fingz up close wen I wuz smal. Prism is teh confoozing at ferst, den not so much.
i had a lazy ai, but den ai dotted it.
nah, ai jus traynd meself to see out of each eye sepratly soze ai cud wink wif eyether eye.
mai brudder has teh lazy ai, but hims hand-riting is badder dan mien. an he has teh amblyopea, but ai dont.
tank yu for da PSA, LOLbrarian!
My bebe kitteh RC had wall eye all her lyfe! Her favrit ting wuz to lay upside down on da cowch an look in 2 diffrint direkshuns at same tiem! Berree funnee lookin, I needa fin da foto I hab uv her doin dat, she look liek she goed SPLAT onto cowch!
Yus bebe kitteh funneh eye went away wen he gruwed up.
Just soes everywun noes
Jimmy Stewart kitteh sayz:
Dis is my friend, Harvey.
Can’t be Harvey. Harvey are 6 foot rabbit (6 foot tall, not rabbit with 6 feet).
Must be nother pooka — Jermaine or Tito??
Is remake. they alwayz haf to chang it a lil frum teh originl so seems moor …originl. Stead of hooman is kitteh, stead of 6 foot bunny is 1 foot elfunt, stead of in city, is in box. U no, to reflect moor modern timz.
oh yes, n stead of Jimmy only wun seein harvey, tis time evrywon sees Harvey but Jimmy, n it followin him round… evry one ask him bout pink elfunt wit him n he thinks they talkin bout victorian houzes… he say I live in teensy lil apartment, wat dey mean? (opps… i gess that wud be a white elephant)
Snerk! even LOL!!!
sshhhh! lil tarzan be stalking teh grate an skary pink ephilent.
wriggle butt, wriggle butt, OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO!!
Rawr!
wriggle butt FTW!!
Iz harrrrd for me to look at deez kitteh without WANTING!!
We dids not alwuz live in cardboard bawks.
Once, we wus Captains of Industry.
At hite of dot cawm boom, we is swiming in monees.
We launches Kibbles2urDoorsteps.com
Like Pets.com only more speshalist.
I wuz CEO. Efalump was CFO.
And then? Ruins!
Efalump snort all non-eggistant profits.
Merger wif Alta Vista nawt happen.
Mai Porsche haf been repossesseded.
Bruvver, wunt u spare a dime for cheezburger?
So sad to see kitteh down on luk so yung. Iz ok, bebe, yoo kin com home wif me, I will giv yoo fresh start in serviss indusrtee: I serv yoo cheezburgers an giv yoo schnorgles an shmoos. Yoo kin lay on ma lap an purr an halloosinayt all yoo want!
Elefant lookz worried. Please not to be worrying, kitteh has peaceful intenshuns.
dat kitty is adowable!!!
“Floofy kitteh? I sees no floofy kitteh…r not drunk neether!!”
pink elefant iz improvment, yesterdai kitteh saw 800 pound gorillah
An den he not tawks abowt it.
An it sits NEwhere it wants to!
Liek on yur bak. Or rite in da middl of da room.
So liek a kitteh, onlee biggr?
Pretteh much.
Tomorrow Gorilla sees kitteh!
Wow! Russian Reversal without teh Russian!
oh ma poar splortid brayn…
Mai new boddee gard…he werk fur peenuts.
ROFL!!!
Warefoar by de powr investid in mee bah stet of Cyoot, ah nao pranownse u hubbind an wyf. U mae kees.
is purrfikly leegle…kitteh r gurl, elefent r boi.
Or mebbe iz udder way roun…well, iz still ok. We can haz eekwul purrtekshuns unner teh law.
in soviet russia, pink elephant is so common, kittens no longer notice them
In Soviet Russia, Drunk Pink Elephants see you
O mai, please to throw away mah Ambien. Kthx.
(but in meentym, u gotz enny cheezburgurz?? I hongree.)
Mah fren’s mom can has halloocinashens wen tayking Ambien. Grate reference!
My dok prazkryb Prednisone. I zed, I need foar zleepydrug. Him saye, ok howbowt Ambyin? I lyk… um nofankoo… I no need sleep-eet … I alreddy on prednizon, u no need maek me fattur den I am alreddy.
Him zay ok howbowt nuffyng?
I zay ok I go to my p-sy-kyatrizt. him know wut to do.
Yeth, teh loonezta, it iz gud. (But I no taek no moar, I no need.)
Awl zleepydrugz makes me snakky tho, I nunno wy. Evin bennadryl an’ teh Q.
Mai faddah’s doktor sed 2 not haz zleepipillz. Jst haz Scotch whisky (50ml glass or so) ovr teh evenin.
Iz tru storee, jst rewrotted in LOLspeek.
da ambiens maiked me cut mai hairz wun nite afoar i got in da bed. wen i woked in da moarning n lukked in da meerer, ai sed WTF!?!?!?!!!! ebbrybody fawt it wuz da funniez. but not so gr8, akshually.
No Kitteh lurn from Dumbo. don’t drink dat watur or u’ll see Pink Elefunts on Parayed.
I has funny storee. I has littel boy who has autism and can’t speak anymoor. He is full of teh wonderful and teh happy. Bekaws he cannot speak, I often talk for him. example: he wants jeuss and I say” Mommy I wan jeuss”. U gets teh ideuh. Evidently. I has been yousin lolspeak laytlee because (he has communication device he uses at school, it has words and pictures and he pushes the buttons) I got a note howm dat told me dat he pushed teh buttons and instehd of pushing NO THANK YOU, pushed DO NOT WANT. Thank God his teacher has gud sents of hooomur, and speeks lolspeak.
wuvdeshibas: Dat adoorwabull storee! Sawry 2 heer ur littel boi has teh autism. So glad 2 heer hims full of teh wunnerfull an teh happee!! U r gud Mommy!
Dat is wunnerful storee! Ur son sownds full of win!! Dat is kewl himz teechur speeks lolspeak. Her gets extra cheezburger on Teechur Apurrsiyayshun Dae.
ur son has teh cool. Himz teechur too. lolspeek will brings teh werld togedder!!!
Lolspeek, crossin teh bowndreez!
Dat is hilareus–ur son is obveyusly veree clevur.
Some of the most clever children are autistic – I’m sure you’ve heard this, but don’t you ever let anyone tell you that an autistic child isn’t the brightest child ever. They’re too bright to be burdened with all the noise of our world, that’s my thinking.
It sounds like he’s VERY clever!! LOL Now… you need to teach him some key phrases… “I can has…?” and “ur doin’ it wrong!” to start…
That made me smile.
Do you has a kitty at home?
No, but I has two very fat, very old shiba inus doggehs. Dey are full of teh good.
OT…Dr. Temple Granden is autistic. Her kidhood awful. Wen she grows up dey find a medication dat works for her. She gets Ph.D. and starts a bizzness dat ends a lot of suffering in da world. She writes book “AnImals in Translation.” Eberbody go read!
What a sweet story! Your son seems to be very bright! I’m happy he has a wnderful teacher and an even more wonderful Mommy!!
U storee are full of win and awsum. Fank u foar sharings.
Thx for sharin ur story… ur son hs good sense of humor, too! Is sweety.
My dawter nonverbl, too, not autism, but hd 2 strokes wen baby (she 4 now). She v clver grl, too n uses communication boreds (wen she in teh mood! she v, v stubornz n much prefer to try tell verblly, but no cn understand her wrdz)
But mom! you *sayed* we couldz haz spleepover! Him telz U what him wants for breckfst?
lots n lotsa peenutburgers? wif teh syrup? dats wut mah mommeh maeks meh!!
BTW, wassup wif de pic of de kitteh in de sink dat haz de comments turned off? Was there another Troll War and I missed it?
dat maykes 2 ov us!!! Ai b in wunder 2. Annee wun noe y comments turned off?
I wuz wunnerin dat too, but I tink it mite be a new setup, ma page is weeeeerd lookin. Type all big, ebreyting ober to da left all da way….
{Windows XP an Firefox on lappie…)
at least the evil ann coulter is gone
noes, i logged awn dis mornin rite wen it wuz posted an teh comments wuz off. prolly jus borked.
Comments prolly went off to find teh baff teh kitteh took.
IOW, de comments has left de building?
Do I unnerstand correctleh? De commentz with de fawlty manifold dat teh under-the-bed kitteh maekanic wuz maybee gonna fix has left de building to find the baff teh kitteh took?
JCH4K r full of teh winz!
Commintz link fall in teh watur, shortid owt.
Kommentz link gon 2 luk 4 LOLrus’s bukkit?
k mebbee this is just egocentric, but i noticed that it happened around when we had moments of silence for the 9/11 peeps. couldnt help but think that cheeze an tofu wanted to represent in their own sweet way . . .
Pittypat -I think u is on to sumthing. It iz teh first pikshoor posted on Sept 11th. I do bleeve you has figured it out. And it iz indeed touching. I’m a bit surprized it took all of us (rather clever, if Ido say so maiself!) peepl so long to catch on. So glad u did. I shur u r right.
Guid kall. Dahr reeli wuz a ting wot “echoed round dah wurld”. I noze peeps who stoppd wurkin, an jst wachd TV awl aftahnoon daht dai.
He followed me home, Mom. Kin I keep him?
Of course, Dumbo dear. Anything that keeps those f#*%!^& MICE out of the pen is welcome in our family.
Lissn, Mom an Dad, u can has open mindz, k? I noes himz nawt a kitteh, but we has teh troo lubs!!
kitteh: “where mai familee?”
Lookout lookout, peenk elefuns on parade
Heer dey go, hippety hoppety
eestur on its wai??
Watta night *hicup*… oof, howd I get in dis tree house? OMG elfunt musta flew!!!!!!!!! (hey, r those birds in teh tree….nom nom)
I kin stanz teh site of wurmz
An luks at mikeroskopik germz
But teknikolor pakkidurmz
Iz reely too much 4 mee!
Ok kitteh u sobers. mm hmm.
u eyeses is poppin owta u hed but u sobers.
Ah teh kitteh yute.
Innerveshun u can has. afore it too lates.
Pur kitteh! Muches too yung to bein teh drunks n seein teh pink orphanantses!!
Kitteh sings: “Dey wanna mayks me goes to rehab, ai saysz no, no, no!”
Dat song iz win!
kitteh has tries to resolve schroederingers’s elefant pairaducks
by opening bocks
Mah Snuggill Buddeh
iz nawt effullunt! Himz juss
beeg Kuddlee Krittur
So mennee playses
2 Kurrlz andz Kuddillz up. I
fink himz nose t3h Best
Himz furz iz shoaturr
andz nawt az soff az myne, but
himz iz SO skwishhee!
Jack.
Purrhapz is Snuggil Lord Ganesh fur liddle Hindu kitteh.
wen I liddl gurl, bout free yeers ohld, I singed song called ” I’d lyke 2 b an uffehnum! Mai own berzen of elephant!
uffehnum…. i likes it!
Go ask Insurance Kitteh if u donts buleev meh kthnxbai
Russian reverse without the Russian. But maybe a bit UK-centric for the North Americans to get? (There’s a UK internet insurer called elephant.)
Bunnytrumper am Britisher and getsit lulz : )
Taht wuz mai 5 brgr vote 4 dah revers BTW. I iz Britizher 2.
Bunnytrumper knoes, sez thnx n Gud Sayv teh Kqean n has kis. Bunnytrumper iz Kornwallz Britisher – wher evree homies has kitteh n dey ets teh fishis alls day. O n doan forget say ohai to Piskiez
Oh noes! Datz last tyme I goze to haff price tekeela nite – I tort u wuz kewt syam-Es !
(wen I wuz at collidge gettin ma edumacashun, wuz gurl I gnu who sed she woke up ebery Thrusday next to stranjer as Wensday nite was haff price doubles nite in stoodint yoonion – dis remind me ob dat!)
Tekillah, it maek m happi!!
Ment 2 say dey bofe luks kindob ushamed ob demselfz….. iz so sad wen kittehs hv low morul standuds.
Man, I musta been tight last night!
(Elephant makes “so-so” gesture)
Sidekik kitteh says… holy pink pakyderms!
Y does peepz keep takin bout elefunts? Is no elefunt, is just purdy kitteh.
Nobuddy tole mee dis rume hav elfent in it. I calls hotel manajer.
Kittee have falled into heffalump trap. Be careful kittee; there are a silly old bare in the visinity. Offerink him hunny is prolaby a good idea.
WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS PERISHIN KITTEN OUTA MY FACE,AND KEEP HER AWAY FROM MY BERGERS!!!
pink elephunt nowai Iz thotz its waz teh captin morgain beesidez meh
Diz iz purrhaps funniest thred Ai haz reded!
Tanks tu U Awl!!!