UR THEORY HAS MERIT
…I SUBMIT FOR PEER REVIEW
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Reruns guys!
cutenez = cheezburger kitteh squaredz
I tired…..canz I jus walk dis time?
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ur theory is provened
i submit for rerun
FIRSTY!!! Neener, neener neener!
Aww was ty wif Leaf!!
MayB reruns but hed still asplodes frum teh kyuteness!!
*splort*
*cleans mess off of puter*
Hee Hee…I not go “Firsty”, so immodest…so I goes “YOUZ SECONDY”, and grinz.
“Adrenaline Rush….It’s a Killer” woot
MM gotz to lern teh huml… huim… teh modesty!! NEway, awlredy had won firsty, MM needs to lern sharing. (Notz eeezee fur won hoo libs onlee wid kittehs!)
Iz OK, MM. CBSB git berry x ssited when gits furst post.
Wen I see dere b noe commints yet I gits al nervus an tri 2 post berry kwicklyl. Sumtymes it taykes ebbrey ownce ov strenth I can has 2 nawt post “FURST!” But iz gloreeus momint none teh less.
[sad, slow headshake]
I’m right there with you Teho.
@#&)(*^#$ AAAAA-men teho!
Page 6 “You Blink, You Luze” I think I like that caption better. This will be the voting page
I liekz tehm both. I say – TIE!
As we said before – diffrunt capshun iz ALMOZT diffrunt pikshoor. We seez it with a diffrunt mynd set – and suddenly, kitteh, too, iz a diffrunt purrson from befoar.
Dis verreh troo.
And sums of us r noo and havent seen em befoar.
And now I’m gonna have one of those hed splosiuns yawl r always talkin about.
So blessed kyoooooot!
Well – sinz we are all tawking heer abawt we wantz, I will do a repeat (as I haz sed this befoar.
I WANTZ THE WHYTE KITTEH IN THE BOX BACK!!!! I LIEKED taht pikshoor (even tho kitteh luked a liddle skeered) and teh commentz were mozt interesting. And we lozt Jack’s pome, as well.
Yeah! Gib us bak owr WHYTE KITTEH IN DA BOKS!
And I lubs da reech cullerz in dis foto.
Phiziks Kitteh iz ponderin de nachoor of de umaverse
I waz gonna sai sommat purrty much lik dhis!
Ah well.
In Soviet Russia, Peer reviews have You!
Not just in Soviet Russia!
Bebbeh Kitteh luuks liek himz hed mite sploooode frum aul dat thinkin
noe qweston bout it…….dis be adornablest kitteh……….oh s**t, noa MY hed goes *ka boom* splodesed alllllllober mai puter……oh noes kant see to kleen it up!!!
I’m going to try to stay away from my usual trollish biatching about reruns, and just instead try a new line of trollish commentary:
This one just doesn’t “speak” to me. While the cap is kinda funneh on it’s own, it really doesn’t go with the pic. There’s nothing about the kitteh’s facial expression or body posture to fit.
Just mai $.02
But srsly, can we cap the repeats already?
So dis a trolley “NO” vote, long version?
So I take it as a “NO” vote then?
i goes on Cjheezburgr Facrty first tyme lasst nigt. Iz lotsa lotsa lotsa werk! So menny lolcatz to lueks at! So manney catshums to redes!! I be n00b, i gives the win to 1 pix, findez sayme won lbelwos wiv bedder catpshyn! Fel liek swch silly hyoomin!
I has teh wonder– meybe in CF all same photies go 2tgedders, we can has choose bestest catshum uv all?
Or iz 22222 muches wrerk fur Cheese n Tofu? I heers on teh Kim Komando dat dey gets 500++++ submissh ebry dai!!!!
But is bery troo. Sum captshun has teh werk much bedderest dan d odderes. Dis won not so gret akshly.
I dunno – Iv had sum boszez taht lukeded a bit liek this – just nawt so KYOOt, ov coarse!
It duz not speek tu u? either dat meens teh medz ar finally wurking or we has nu flavur of troll… art critic troll! I lieks teh ideas of kitteh macros bein placed all over teh Gettee an pepul talkin boutz dem criticallee in lolcat…
I think the problem lies in how much work this site must be…. Maybe just no time to cull for repeats. Maybe people with kitteh pics need to load them into the cheezburger factory so people have new photos to work with. I would rather not see repeats, myself, but I would rather see a repeat than have Cheez and Tofu spend the time culling the photos from the voting site when they could be spending the time going through the new submissions.
Er Rerun-itis is contagious…woopsie
T’is cute, but I’s votin’ no.
I can has tenure?
Tehory haz meryt, buts also tu must shows kommytees assyngments, klassload, konfrynce sysuns, kommunyty servynks, nyver said footsbal teym sux . . .
Lub the Footsbal teym part teh mohst! Kant b gud prawff if u no lieks teh joks!
[feels positively meritorious]
That, an’ I has a bridj to sells u.
An sum luvely oshun-frunt propertee in Iowuh…
Mebbe iv teh globbul warming teorhy rly has teh merit, u can has!!
[i hpoes not. i waytes furr oshun vyew in Pixburgh]
Ur theory haz merit
I submit for paw review
I has a merit. What I do wif it?
Mus be math prof — kitteh waaayyy too yung to be prof in ennyfin elce.
Discussin teh “String Cheeze Feeory uv Burgrz” az oppozed to “Feeory uv [Burgrz wif] Evrytihng”.
BTW, tohse uv u kommentin on reepeetz — u iz reepeeting ur kommentz ; )
kool, aint it?
Kitteh has a GUT–Grand Unified Theory! An we all knows dat too manny cheezburgrs giv yu a GUT. Also be discussin String Cheez Theory. Unibers be made of many many sooperstrings of tastee cheez.
I has kontraversyul theery
Dat meens i needz moar snax
duz it goe up up down down left rite left rite bee aye?
for those who wuz thinking “Ope, ScotchAndMoreScotch has given up his tenacious grasp on those last vestiges of sanity”, I wuz thinking ov theory of teh kontra-verse… teh wun ware if u understandz it, u gets 99 lives
Woud purfur 99 cheezbrgrz.
O-R-E-O kitteh would liekz some milk,plz. k? thx
Iz bozzis wet-beyind-teh-eers son. He noo Frist Vise Prizident in Chareg uv Intimiddatding teh Werkehs.
Hee sai NO U CANNOT HAS TEH RAYZE!!! ALL UR MONNIES R BELONGG 2 MEEEE!!!!
followed by him saying
we done here, I has 11:45 Tee Tyme…
Bebbee Tucks Kitteh
watchez t3h pawt wyle hoaldeeng
Sebbenz ober Kweenz
Marmee Kitteh bumptz
an checkdz. Bebbe Tucks seez an
rayzez Krunchee Fude
Kittehz 2 yungz 2
playz 4 Cheezburgrz. Dat willz
happenz sune enuff
Jack.
I nebber snorgled a member uf deh publikashins comittea b4…
*I likes dis cap better den blinks/lose. Kitns interist iz obv peeked. I like the cog dis of cute bebbeh kitteh ponderin theeries! didn’t vote burgers on dis or teh other pic, tho. REMEMBER 2B VOTIN BURGERS (lo or hi) ON TCF!*
no more repeeets, eben ub da kyootest kittehs–dis wun wuz just lahk last week or sumpins!!
dere are plenteh uv kittehs in da wurld dat diserv representayshins wifout repeeteters
Can I ask a question? (Okay, several questions!)
What is everyone’s beef with using the same picture with a different caption????
If it was the same photo with the same caption, yeah, it’s a rerun. But a new caption means that someone thought of something else funny to say.
Why is that a problem?
Seriously, do you really think people should have to trawl through all the hundreds of archived posts to make sure someone hasn’t already used the photo? And then post their new comment there? Where nobody will see it?
Agree w the Pie. Plus, those who are submitting burgerz often have *no way* of knowing whether/how the pic has been used before. Pix don’t reach the voting page for weeks — you submit a cap, then discover days/weeks later that other people have used the same pic w different (maybe better) cap.
Those who don’t like repeats of pix could scroll to the next pic?
Enough harrumphing — bakk to ur reglarilee skedyooled LOLs.
Thirded. A different cap is very likely to send me off in a different direction, and there’s a good chance that the first one won’t be that perfect that a different cap isn’t at least as good too.
Fourth-ded, fwiw.
Cheezburgr Kloaneeng/
Transmawgrifyer Masheen
can has much merit
Iz pertinent 2
Kittehz’ interrists. Muss hab
Cheezburgr acksess!
Cheezburgrz arz besst
fude in t3h Wurld 4 Kittehz.
Ebbeewun knoes dat!
Jack.
I don’t mind reruns, really, but I’d like a little more space between them. New captions might be funnier if we’d had time to forget the old ones.
Plz scuse mah funnee talk. I furgetted mahself fur a minnit.
Agreed!
I wud liek to see sum of the ooold wuns (from Janlolary or Feblolary) ri-posted so sum uv os cud post new riposts.
Like the late night golden oldies show on the radio stations? Works for me. Is ooold older than oold, which in turn is older than old?
u wunt dem ri-posted 2 post riposts?
iz dat da saym az a rerun?
Ize revywd theory. Now must throws ewe off pier. kthnkssplash.
LOL!
Wooh! Luv “kthnxsplash”. Will steal.
Luks like kitteh is still in shock from watching Britney Spears at de VMAs last nite. Wuz not so grate akshually.
I can mime that well. I don’t look as good in a black glitter bikini though.
I has never heard “not so grate akshually” used more appropriately. kthksbai.
Ai wants to see teh peers ob suches a kyoot kitteh! Hopesfully der b lots ob kyootesee kittehs!!
Kitteh jus bein moddest — he iz peerless
(the madness continues) Doctor Snowball, you are needed in surgery. A hairless ape has eaten Lieutenant Fluffykins’ stomach!
Lieutenant Fluffykins iz long lozt son of Captain Jean-Luc Kit-ard.
Ennebudde notiz kitteh gotz two different kuler EYZ?
Wot dis meen u fink?
spice floz / spice not floz
Hot and cold flowing spice?
Kittn noms Spice, but onlee wit 1 syde ov mouth?
Scholar Cat defends his thesis.
The milk squirting out of the reviewers nose when they read the caption distracted from the fact that this pic is below avergae cuteness and unrelated.
me iz jerk.
Stoned staryng kitteh is stoned …. n starying.
I winned a No-Bell Pryz
but I eated it
omg
im seein wat yr doin there
“All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too.”
Monty Python ref FTW!
*ahem!*
tank yu berree much, Ann Elk (Miss).
A moose once bit mi sister.
ur theory is sound
I submit for pawlickation.
Science kittah says “QED mother f*&$er”
Wish my thesis committee had been this cute & snorgleable
He luks liek a T.A. whut I hadz in a statystiks class wunce. That gy didnt speek Inglish very gud neether. I droo litul pikshurs in mah notebuk all fru classtime.
(I think I got okeh grade, but I don remembur.)
Whut yu meen “teh Urth goze arownd teh sun??” Blasfemee!!
Show him – teh comfy chare!!
i b honest heyar, i no lyke dis kitteh. i meen, kitteh is cyoot, but dozzint go wif kapshun. i lyke staring contest kapshun bettur. dis getz pleh vote
Honesty is gud. Is nawt rekwired taht u liek kitteh. Butt – I liekz this kitteh – and I thinkz taht teh capshun goez very well. It maed me LOL. How very earnest iz hiz liddle kitteh fayce. But, moar tahn teh fayce, it iz teh way he is holding hiz pawz taht doez it for meh. So – juzt letz meh has this wun – and u may go on to teh nextz wun. I thinkz there be plenteh of room here.
publikashun i haz it!