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ohai u want dis chair?

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…k lemme… just… zzz zzzz

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Pittypat

looks like oahu kitteh’z done too much hawaiian.

Pittypat

or ohio kitteh’z done too much columb - never mind.

Teho

i useta did too much ohio wuns. den i moovd. betr nows.

 
 
stend

bring… me… cheezburger…

now feed it to me

Jenny

I …cants… reach… remote… (hevy sigh) plz cn u change channel to anymal planet?

 
 
 
Melissa

*tappin Kitteh*

OH OH Soree… jus noddid off…
I gitz up noaw…..
ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ

KITTEH!!!

Hmmmm?

Jenny

remindz me of mine huzband

cat butt squirrel butt

Reemynds meh ov y Ah’m singull. :)

 
 
 
 
ManfredMom

Let me jus put lots & lots ob kitteh haires awl ober itz & taykes a nap, den mayB ai’ll fink aboutz lettinz u sitz in it!

Jenny

why u want dis bed anywayz? Teh pillow is vary hard. Come feel… see? N teh cushun is all lumpy. Dont worry, tho, I will be okay.

 
 
leaderoftheband

Want 2 mak funni but all ey can do iz
Zzzzzzzzzz
Snork

 
stend

“sorry grandma - kitty’s still in the chair”

“how long am I supposed to stand here?”

bubbyscranky

Is babushka granny…she’s fine, she doesn’t need a chair. Oh noes u musn’t move the kitteh, is good fer grannies arthimaritis to stand fer long time. U feelin guilt yet?

Nika

Mai mom does dis! An she dun even hav grankids yet. She aint gettin any fur a whyl if I gots anyting to sayz about it.

 
 
grammykatz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

My Mommeh, called Greatgrammeh catz, would do that , as long as the kitteh was in her chair. lolzs at the memreez

Stend is hilmariuz

 
RushnGreen

Friend of mine at work got a call from her Mum at home. Her Mum says, “I would have sent you an email but I couldn’t get at the computer.”
- Oh? Why?
- There was a cat in the chair. (They have 3.)
- Well, you could’ve just moved the cat.
- But it looked so comfortable

SarahD

Evvybodee nose, u cannot moov a sleeping kitteh. Itz just rude. And teh law.

Jennifffuurrr

An brings mor bad lucks tahn nor forderding teh e-mails!

 
 
 
 
Jennifffuurrr

Y u layin on teh hard arm? U shud b circled up on teh cushie poofie pillo!
Looks lika perfek nest site 2 me…

SarahD

Iz all part of teh kitteh simpathee ploy. Mebbe u not feel so mad taht he tuk ur sofa if he not completelee comfy?

Dis kitteh remind me of mah Beau. Mah mummah buy a nice Lazeeboi sleeper luv seet, chenille, ploofy back… I tihnk u see where dis be going.

Beau appropriated teh sofa for hissef, maed teh cloth “comfy” and took over teh back cushun jus lyk dis. Tehy had to restuff it 3 tyms, finully gaev it awae cuz it lukked so bad.

He wuz prettee mad.

 
 
Duffy

I has wun chair wif poofy back-pillo jus like this, onlee in burgundy…wif orinj, wite, gray, choklit, and creem-colurd aksents. On teh poofy pillow part onlee.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

The poofy pillow part aksent collorz are a sign of a highleh distingwished and dizcriminatin houzehold. Mai hause haz a similar decor - moztley in teh poofy partz, of courze.

stend

next up on HGTV : “designed by cats”

Teho

u shuda see owr furst hows. we wuz “inspyrd” by dis:
http://www.thecatshouse.com

doctorcat

I saw dat on teh teevee. I can has remodel?

 
 
 
 
karen

teh aksents on all my furrnichurr are in color of callycoe, blak-n-whyet, and grai-n-whyet. 3 kittehs dun all teh dekkorating. gud 4 teh cammyflaj.

 
 
 
Lotje

in ur chair.. enjoying ur siesta

 
Allergic2Kitties

kitteh iz depressd an needz a snorgle or 2 or 4 tah feelz better.

 
 
leaf

On yeah I’m speaking, um, i mean i’m sleeping Japanese oh yea i’m sleeping japanese **

he looks like a big sumo kitty on his comfy futon with a wooden block pillow.

** nebody remember 80’s/90’s group that had these lyrics…can’t think who it was, but they had british accent, mebbe…?

Darrkwolff

‘Turning Japanese’ - The Vapors. One of those ‘one hit wonders’ that I remember way back in high school. :D Good times. ;)

 
dapanferkitteh

The vapors. And the song iz utterly about masturbation.

leaf

really? i looked up lyricsfreak to get the words (thanks for the tip darrkwolff) but if it is it is VERY oblique to me. It seems to be somebody in prison lonely for his girlfriend (?).

stend

it’s a reference to a certain facial expression…

Melissa

Eyes squintin….
Teef bared…

Turnin japanese. Get it?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

ICHC Iz soooooo amazinleh educashunal!

 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

rite. and wen he is lonlee, he is…..u no.

 
 
 
 
mark day

I is emerge frum giant beige crysalis.

Veri, veri slowli.

Soon, i will spreads mah wings and flies.

Mebbi konkor Tokyo.

Awww…. sheesh….

I thinks I just dreamed dat.

stend

giant… beige… chrysalis? what are you, the vengeful goddess of bland? ;o)

mark day

Mah sofa has a flavur.

But the kolor is pleh.

whiskers

on msn tehr waz an artical “fabulous neutrals” i luked at teh picter wif teh artical an it waz awl difrent shads of beige brown tan… im thinkin mai dam apartement iz paintd an carpetd in these shads an nao they want me to DECORATE in tehm??????

I do not THINK so!

 
 
 
paws4thot

Krisiliz? Meen U R Mothra, no? An taht meenz UR A good guy.

 
 
PhxAZ

im on ur chairz, fuzzin up ur cushuns

D.R.

im on ur, zzzzzznz, chare (yawn)…

zzzzn ur zzzzzzs…

 
 
wuvdeshibas

Kitteh has honk phews. Howwwwnk……pheeeeew……..Howwwwwnk…….pheeeeew (sum peepels calls it snowring). Happeee dreemz kitteh

buggin2go

Or eben to teh tune of teh Free Stooges… Howwwwwnk….Pheeeeewww…Beebeeebeeeee!!!1! Howwwwwnk….Pheeeeewww…Beebeeebeeeee!!!!!

 
 
D.R.

Okey dis chare kalled beene bag

But it no com wif beenes?

cat butt squirrel butt

Hoomins .. stop 2 b confoozing kitteh. Ur schnoopidity wares t3h kitteh owt.

 
Darrkwolff

NO beens pleez. *points down page* Duch Uven picshur dat way. ;)

 
Melissa

No beenies no weenies.

Whadda ripoff!

 
 
Hyla's Brook

Yez, wh3n Iz dun napppin’ it will B all nyce n warm 4 u. Kitteh hair iz vry insoolating

U gib me cheezeburger 4 bein so thotful??? K thnx!

 
sillyannz

dear god, that cat looks huge. maybe himz fuxin mah percepshun.

i sees no reesin why we cannot shares. u can has teh bottum haff, an i can has teh zzzzzz…

 
kitkat

Pawsession iz 9/10s of teh law.

 
Jack Deth

Strypee Tawm pullz t3h
kushun awff t3h Kowch 2 maykz
hiz own Chayr bettah!

Kowch kushun’z kummin
wevvur itz lykez it or nawt.
Kitteh demandz it!

Strypee Kitteh duz
dis upgrayd so himz can haz
strrrretch owtz an relackz :-)

Jack.

 
The Olympic Blogger

Very Funny stuff here… LOL… I love cats. I used to have 9 myself… but now only one… he’s funny too…

 
onceajinx

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