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Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant! FTW!
(How long hav u been savin taht up???) LOLz all over teh place!
Just since last nite, sumtimes mai brain just goes hmmm, whut if…
Wuz skeery close – just a minute! Butt – U DID IT!!!! Yay. This is just the funniest evah!
whut’s on second
DARKWOLFF!!!!!
Wizard nawt heer! LOL!
Foar refurens.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/03/wizard-that-way-lolz/#comments
princess in nuther castle?
kant evn see NE treshur!
halp Dustbunny got me!
In Soviet Russia dustbunny get… erm… anywai, is made of potato.
In Soviet Russia, dustbunnies are listening while you sleep.
In Soviet Russia, bunnies dust/
dat’ll be 5,000 cheezburgers, kthxbai.
dose mechanicats got me lyke taht on my first kar.
not falling 4 taht agin.
Looks like yous needs a bikini wacks.
:: shaved pussy thread re-starts… here ::
you azked for it
http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/8309.jpg
Shave pussee onlee happee pussee if yoo knows hao to treet dem!
Udderwise dey clime da drapes!
Dis eez relvantz to bof refrances Ah fink!
Dats so sad!! Why sumone gota do dat to teh poar kitteh??!!
This is relevant to my interests! :->
Kitteh is shaydetree Mekanix.
See dis here? Dis is teh Numbur 2 fetzer valve.
It r vary ’spensive.
It costes manee munees.
2nd opinyun?
Why?
Well stop wif teh speshul olimpix every nite an dis wuddnt happin!
dat wudnt be teh manyfold ober der in teh cornr, wudit?
Uz, no, es just manifold lukalik. U needz nu 1. Trust me, is profeshunul.
mai floofy harbls. let me shew yu tehm.
k gimmie a minn it to show i r vry floofeh hold on pls k tx
oh woops, i furgottid…TEH VET TOOKED DEM!!!
CURSE MY LACK OF POSABLE HRBLS!!!!
er, curse my sack of disposable harbls?
OMG !!!!
Wutz dat U gots under de bed ??!!!??
fer a bed!!!????
Wy duz a bed need a manifold??????!!!!
Yu izz a shady mekanic
I tol you to look under mah Chebby, not mah bed!!!
Pleez to refur to da “No Dutch Ovin” pitcher, kthx!
I no git it? What manifold has to do wif Dutch obbens an flatulens?
Is “exhaust” manifold. Cood exhaust enny type of gasses.
entire thred & foto intergrated in one sentence!…win
Wow! Holy-megasummary-tastic Batwoman!
Marie wif teh SLAM DUNK. ba da bing!
(yes i be mixin ma mettafoarz, an i feels fyn)
No, wuz B!’s joak. I just splained it. Took me moar dan an howr to stuf my sploded brainz back into playse aftir I read B!’s comment. It was muches winning!
B! maed me snikr, but wuz jus setup. ally oop… an u slamd teh bal!
crowd goez wild!
OMG !!!!!
Itz a wyte snAAAke !!!!
Random hair metal fakt: Chick writhing on car? Tawny KITTEH-n.
Heer i goes again on mah own! I can has groopies?
I can has be groopie, fur mizter mark day!
omg. I missed a chance for a tawny kitten reference… I feel so ASHAMED !!!
gets a ruum, u2.
(erm, u3?)
UZ 4 naw?
Always a bad thing, a missed Tawny Kittaen ref.
yesh, Stend shur muffed dat one…
Does a garden burger count? See my cat eating one on today’s post at thecrookedshallbemadestraight@wordpress.com
Great photos. I love it.
Baisickle repare kitteh found a nue neesh.
OH NOES! Anudder splinched kitteh! Pls to call St. Mungo’s!
kitteh did not remember: destinashun, deturminashun, deliburashun!
Can’t get it; Regret it; Forget it!
*from other side of room* Ayeeeeee! I is splinched!
Kitteh needs a new manifold teh sheets. Cant do it himzownself cuz no can has posable fumz. Womanifold teh sheets wud do, too.
damm meh n mah lakk ov oposible fumbs!!!!1!
possible fumes? dis thread can has much gazz
bwaAAAH HA HA ha ha ah haaa [snort] oh mans…
spot please? can I get a spot? SPOOOTTTTT…
nawt steroid dai pls to be halpin!
You is teh Greezmunky — Greezmunky…(Mai Favrit Seinfelld Referenz)
go greezlytnin, go greezlytnin
(favrit, um, Greez refrins)
Halp! sumones took my rooby slippers! Iz not dead!
Halp! Da Poltergeist clown gotz me!!
MOMMY de clown iz lookin at me! I hidin under teh bed!!!!!
Heemz neber fynd meh heer in dis portal ov eternal darknessez…
Oh hai.
I has see yur prawblum.
Playboy magazine frum 1987 is stuck in spokes.
Once i removes it, everi-fing shud run fine.
I send u bill, prompt paymunt apreeshated.
Kthxbi
(also i be keepin teh mag kthx)
David Duchovny woz rownd erlier. left sum ov hiz poyntless pussee lyin rownd. haz plenty to spaer. kthxbai.
I noes kitteh naemed David Duchovny. Lives in smal hotel in upstaet Noo Yawk. Sitz in hall at night n criz till peepl let him in teh roum. Mebbe dis woo u mene??
Kitteh eez under ur teen bed, spyin on u hidden pr0n collexschaunz…
Onlee himz tayl iz poysin.
Oh noes! Anudder poysonuzz schnake eez attacked to joo buttzes!! AIEE!!!
NASCAT kitteh eez preparin fur dah race, in dah pit fur onlee 5.3 seconds nao!
oh hai i has found werm hole and – TAKE MAH HAND!
Cheech Wizzurd Kitteh
Slydz unnder t3h Bed so U
no can seez himz face
Himz cast spesshull spellz.
Freezez Hewminz in thayr playse
so himz Napz in peece
Himz canz un-doo spellz
enneetyme himz wants. Needz wun
4 plumpz Cheezburgrz
Jack.
Jack Deth be proud, for some have called thee
bard of lolcats; for, thou art much so,
For those, whom thou dost praise, thou dost immortalize
in verse; and so, these lolcats can’t be killed.
They live in verse, and from their pictures come,
Much pleasure, and from thee, yet much more still does flow.
thank you, Ronniecat, fur taht lovely tribyoot to Jack. I cuddnt have sed it better myself. Indeed, I couldn’t have sed it at awl, fur I cant do poetree. Butt those r certainly my thotz!
Curz mah prezent lak ov a Muse!
ronniecat, thou hast Donne well!
Donne well? *GROANS FROM TEH ENGLISH MAJUR*
Limbo kitteh haz fawled down. Plz to set bar hi-er?
Oh shoot, um, help? I’m er stuck…my claws is stuck….noooo no lie down…ack!
G.I. Joe kitteh praktis crawlin under barbwyre. Yow!!1!
Is hiding from ceiling cat
Is Mattress Cat, Ceiling Cat’s ebil twin. Ceiling Cat watchez u from above, mattress cat watches u from belo. No privacee anywares!!!
snicker
I fink teh next post can has lokt us owt of coments fr privasee!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/11/um-scuze-me-dont-u-nock/
“Comments Off” maded me LOL – kitteh duzzn’t want to heer it! Himz duzzn’t need to heer himz bafftime singing deskrybd as “caterwauling” enny moar. Poor bebeh.
Purrhapz “Comments Off”" needz new manifold, too. Anyway to send this kitteh over to help?
[bemused]
…wut duzza coment manifoald luk lyk enywai?
U fold it wunce, twize, after 3 or 4 foldz, it haz manifolds, rite?
Mifbustrs did liek eleben fowlds wunce, wif HYOOOGE papr… srsly, dat shud be my job.
[daydreemz]
Do you need manifolds in order to collect comments?
Wy tehy lok us aout? Tehy hads 83 kommintz alreddy. Not wants to play nao?
Iff kitteh wantzed privasees fur baff, shud nawt hav let hewmin post baff pic on publik syte. Kitteh may now sue fur 1,000,000 cheezburgrz…
nono, dey hads dat meny VOATS. burgerratings. coments wuz nevar open.
At City Hospital,
we take our ‘Cat’ scans literally.
Furst da howse fallded on mai sista, nao dis. DAM EWE DORATHY!!!!
Looks! I has finded all dem left sox u lost!
I wuz playing wif stringz now I iz flatz … wut happnd?
Itz caws u dint C sharp.
Wuz those teh strings that go frum teh wall to teh lamp?
I noes I puttedz mai chooin gumz sumbearz unner heer….
Duz it has a flavr on teh bedpost overnite?
LOL You are full of good refs!!!
Momma sai tehre no monsturz unner teh bed. U shur bout taht?
Brave kitteh taeks a luk.
Mechanic cat is fixin the snoozmobile.
kitteh sez:”….luks like ur byonik leg blew out teh sleep-numbur-dual-manifold- intigratid-digital-sistem….. dis gona cost alot, gud thing u under freebie plan…”
Wooh! Dis wun biiiiig dus bunny. Wen wuz teh last time yu mopped under bed?
new kitteh record: lifting bed cathugory.
Manifold be sixty eleven trillion dolarz plus labur
….. an chezeburgrs fer life uv corse.
This mechatnic are no good. Even I knows maniflods on top, knot on bottom.
shhhh, theyz no fine me here