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this one rox
in ur hamper, leavin you presents
In replacement of the left sox? No Thanx, kitteh.
U will neber see ur froggie pare agin!!
Finally, i seen teh sok fary! I alwayz new he existed! Now if only he lefs me a doller uner my pillo for evry lef sok…
oh bai the way
FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRSTY MWA HA HA HA HAH !!!
Em, not what the timestamps say cutiepie.
hapi to meeat u firsty, i b hungwy
Ooo, denied…
kitteh is mah present? WANT!
Ah smell cheez! I knoes a cheezburger muss b in here!!
Noe kitteh! toe cheez nots same az cheez on cheez burger! Do nots eet!! Muches PLEH!!!
Es Fromunda – es aged in hampers jes for kitteh.
dis iz PUUURFEC catpion !!!! FTW !!!!
In agreeance. Brilliant!
so tru.
nao whuts left r teh rights. wait…whut?
U gotta kiss a lot of sox b4 u find ur prince.
Vampire slayer cat steals Dracula’s left sock
Dracula wears froggy sox? who knew?
wherz mah mittinz! WHerz MAH MiTTINz!!11! Oh der day are on mah pawses..
U sillee kitten!
In Soviet Russia, all sox are left sox.
In soviet russia, Socks wear you!
Here too. I only gotz wun pare dat it maykz difamerintz between left an rite.
howz teh kitteh tell teh lef wons? thiss mornin i canz hardli tell teh shirt from teh pants…
If they gotz cartunes on them, the cartunes go on the owtside. But moslee its hard to tell. I beleeve Dr. Einstein had problems wif that isshue and sat on his bed for howers ponduring.
an den he sitted awn a waffle iron cuz himz landlady wudnt let him has an stove. an den him went to da hospitl fur da burns. him was a silly wun.
Gimme back left onez! Sox stealin iz bad! Bad kitteh, bad kitteh!
But iz whut ur drier usuallie duz.
ai tought dat teh sokmonster wuz a lelefant! nao ai sees it jus be kitteh. dis is enlite-tenin ta me.
HAHAHHA LULZ!!11!!!1! Kitteh be teh rite 1unz fur keepin cheezburgrs warmz.
nao, wherz did i hided my sekret cheezburger? waz in heres?
Bebbee Kitteh lubz
t3h Kloathez Hampurr. Lawtz uv
stuff dayr 2 ecksploar
Lawtz uv smellz insyde
t3h stuff. Bebbee Kitteh digz
4 hiddun Trezzurrz
Bebbee Kitteh digz
an digz. Den digz sum moar. Wen
tyrd, she taykz a Nap!
Jack.
Ur sox has a flavur. Not so grate akshually.
WIN!!!
An heer I been blaymin da dryurr fur takin ma left sox, when all dis tiem, wuz a floofee lil kitteh!
da big kittehs say dat there r cheezburger in heres
Inspired by the prior disturbing picture, kitteh finds evidence of her momma’s attacker, and seeks to avenge her…
Oh wait, das dark, man, um okay, wait…um got it…
Ewwww….Pee Yew!…oh there’s mowsie…gonna pee on you!
BRB…need more caffeine (or less)
Okey okey oeky, waer did thay hides tha seekrit bocks? Deh map sed it wud bee heer. Had big Eks ober eet an erryfing. (Digdigdig– digdigdig) Oh, heer floofy towal. I get sum sleeap. Zzznorzzzz. Fynd trezzer later.
Wahhh! Getz my firs mousie but he get away. I tink he hidin in here. I heaz da tiny squeeks. I get’s him!
(Srly, my baby meeze get a mouse and take him to laudry basket to keep udder kittehs away. Next mornin, put on my clean jeans. AAAAHHHH! Mouse in da poket!!!)
oh noes!! LOL
I always wunnderd wut teh dryer-spirit looked like–teh one dat claims a sock fur evry load. Muss be virgin sock, too–mah dryer wunce gave back a sock wif a hole. Spit it out all cuvvered wif lint–pleh! Dint no dryer-spirit cud take kitteh-form.
Read Terry Pratchett’s Teh Hogfather. Teh Eater of Socks b in dat book, alowng with teh Oh! God ob Hangovers, an menny other spirit critters. Didn’t call him dryer-spirit den, becaws no hab teh dryers.
nao we noes.
didn it luk liek a lelefant?
Lucy noes needz Koffeee dats day!! Mowsie in pokets gets arde…
adnre…hoel body moobin fastest!!
You got dat rite. Take till noon for my puls to get under 150. Not sure who was more scared me or mousie. Best news…mousie got away!
oh noes, nodde left ones! pleez take right ones!
cause den onlee da left ones b left??
Rite!
I have the same socks!!!
I haf wundered muchly why teh kitteh likez teh laundry biskit. I fink its cuz it shniffy – shmells like daddy after he werks hard. *foo!*
Oh Noes! They be stealin’ mai sockses!!
i ar seeriyus kitteh, an dis ar serriyus bizness.
srsly.
…WHEEEEE!!!!1!
sweet babee kitteh luking for purrfek steenkiest sockes snorgles wif. mai brudders an me duz it too
nite nite
this kitteh knows Stitch from lilo and stitch?
“now he will be drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone’s left shoe.”
Dis my dotters favrit muvee, watch it almos evrydai. Dis what I tink of when i see this pic
Yes! Thank you! I knew I’d seen dis sumwhere! I couldn’t remember where tho!
I iz goin to offur up teh sox to teh grate dryur g0d an mebee be transportid to teh nex dimenshun uv pen-capz, eerrings, and all teh cheezburgers you didnt get in teh drive thru ordur.
*BWAHAHHAHAH*
Years ago I read an amusing sci fi story written from a cat’s point of view. It explained that a house cat’s purpose in life is to defend us from a monster that is visible only to cats, which lives in our homes, eating left socks and extruding wire coat hangers. I don’t remember who wrote it, but it was really cute.
teh kapsheun on dis piktur iz grate.
also, dat kitteh iz much much much kyoot!!!!!!!!!!! i wan to kitnap!
(u see wat i didz there?)
Is he in ur White Sox or ur Red Sox?
Okay, did this person know about the Left Sock Thievers song by Dr. Seuss? http://www.digitaltimes.com/kids/lyrics_for_kids/leftsock_thievers.html
since the kids likeplaying hide-n seek and alway include me. I’ll just hide here and take mynap.
lol friggin p.i.m.p.
I luv this
quote: also, dat kitteh iz much much much kyoot!!!!!!!!!!! i wan to kitnap
i agrees most kitteh-like. I luvs dis kitteh, he so kyoot!
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I have totally seen dis before…sumwhere…about sumthin stealin left sox… Anybody know?
OMG! You see the green socks in the basket? I have the same pair!