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that are such conondrum
Cats are not good with conundrums. They require ‘lateral thinking.’ That is what makes this funny. This cat is up a conundrum creek without a paddle.
unless they go pop cat, in which case they require horizontal thinking
This is several conundra at once, starting with how the cat got itself into that position, then following rapitly with how it gets itself out, and what it is so delicately balanced over, and indeed, why it isn’t doing an I meant to do this, really expression.
10 points fer yoozin da kerrekt ploorul ov conundrum. yay!
doy..i no understnd whatz conondrum??/?
I dun get it either. Waht’s teh reference?
Conundrum is teh beeg problem.
The reference is to the position the cat is in etc, rather than to a published work, or an in-joke like monorail cat and ceiling cat.
Dere Pawz – U be very gud person. Meny noo peeplz nawt necessarileh knowz weather or nawt there be previous funniez maeking this wun funnie. These capz n commentz r liek ogrez, with meny layerz.
Tkx.
They R liek Ogrez!? I thnk ogrez R leik trollz, onlee biggr?
Tehy R like unyons, wit dah manee manee layrs.
it’s a mineral, also known as ruby or sapphire – corundum. I guess kitty is trying to get to the gems?
Stend! Why yoo teaze teh liddel childruns like dat?
Do not lissens to him childruns. Stend just talkin to hisself agin.
Iz FUN to teraze teh liddel childrenz!
saint kitteh can walk on watur
No, dis kitteh be ‘tap’ dancin!! ::dodges tomato::
fzk – CLEVER, A++
Kitteh bin great Farrah Fawcett fan for yeerz, was misleds…wrong fawcetts. No grate new hairdoos…bummr.
kitteh gets his rebenje in jus a minnit….as he tries to git off fawsitts, he manajes to turn dat handle unner his frunt feets. Jus a littl trickle dat no whun will heer….until it much 2 late. Silly hyoomin shulda halped him instead of takin picshure.
halp me down or i shatter ur ear conondrums!!
i agreez! silly hoomans can be so cruelz, but pictuurs are so damn cute for posterity. this is a favor to humanity…thank you kitteh for suffering for us!
must stop imminent bath
stoppeng teh watr itsef, iz mah last best hoap
…what I do wif it?
popcat lands in teh oddest places . . .
oh, happy new vocabulary.
Dat haz such peepull in it!
I’m still drinkin mah cawfee = and ur maekin meh SNERT!
Mah conundrum. It puzzles me.
It iz a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhapz there iz a key . . .
Winston Churchill FTW !!!
in soviet russia, conundrum has YOU !!!
Which, by a curious (or not knowing Stend), is what Winnie was referring to when he sait “It is…an enigma.”.
yez, iz too erlee for dat kine of hedscratcher…
Yas. Teh conondrum ar wish wun tu trun awn frist. Teh hawt and mayk dady’s shaower frezng oar teh coald so dat ownlee haf of teh gardin ar watrd.
Kitteh on fawsitts = “Tinkle Toze”???? Just wunderin.
kitteh wif bottle of alcohol is “twinkle noze”
no wai!
kitteh can walk on watur
must b saint?
Okey
Doez i mess wif de waterz, or deh jiant wite bocks neks ta mee?
I shall not be bathed today, fankoo vary much!!!!
Conservashun Cat iz saiving watr
(We haz a drout heer in Oztraleea at teh momint)
Post a URL, and I’ll e-mail you some of the UK’s floods. Oh, wait…
U haz ta HALP fasser dan dat !!!
Perhaps de precariossness of mai sichewaishun izn’t arowsin ur compashunz
Lawl! Much win!
ROFLAWLZ. . .. roflest werdz used in kontext since foar eber!!1!
Yez, BRILLIANT!
O hai! I has gud balance… now how I getz down? :O
Summbuddy forgetted 2 put teh walkee belt thingee on mai tredmill!
O hay, i don needs treadmillz anyways, i iz skinny cat!
GETS MEE ORFF!
This room is a puzzle for me too, so don’t be dissing the kitteh: It doesn’t look complete somehow….
Where’s the tub?
WHat is that thingie on the wall? (A/C unit, clothes dryer? – i bee not hep to latest appliances apparently if is american)
i doesnt blame kit either to be confushes. Mebbe he is preparing for the great log rolling contest…he looking balanced.
I think it is partially remodelled laundry room, see how fresh the yellow paint is? Mebbe they took out the laundry sink and washer to paint?
Is a frash foto. Frash allwais makes paynt luk noo. Trai it.
Kewl, so insted uv payntin ma howse, I jus take flash fotos. Den, eever LOOKS new, or NEwun whoo lookin is nao blind!! IS BRILLEYANT!!!
Wurkz beterer wit biig flashgun; U can haz guide number 200 Mecablitz?
not american. european, maybe british. turns on hot water, sometimes water pressure. electricity plus water is bad. showers in britain are cold and awful. i doan blame teh kitteh.
If that’s a British device, it’s a fan unit, not an instant water heater, which would have the faucett and a directable noffle on it, and only one (cold) faucett associated with the adjacent washing sink.
As to the question of showers, IME hotel showers, which try and feed off the domestic hot main, are worse than domestic ones, which run using 8 to 10kw heaters, and will go hot enough to cause scaulds if not protected by thermal cutouts.
i tinks mebbe u B raight
I tinking mebbe appplainanz on whal iz instanz-hot-wadder-heeder. But ne aways so instanz. Turns on at be4 goes 2 b3ed if everboddi wantz showr in morning!
(At leas was liak that in UK 10 yrs ago!)
The box on the side is a dryer. Open door, stow in clothes, turn dial at left corner (light blue for delicates, dark blue for cottons) and DRY!!!!
I believe taps are connected to washing machine by way of nifty pipes. From the looks of it, washing machine only gets cold water.
an mebbe u B raight 2!
(Both can has raight? Nebbermind. I goes bakc to sleeps noaw. Bai.)
Kitteh needz moar roks on hiz clymin wol.
Mai fawsets. Let me show u them.
Kitteh ben puttin noz wher dah sun don’t shine?
Kitteh’s viewin’ shelf wuz here juz a minnit ago! Ah, iz bein upholstered.
Put all jumpin force into the y and z axes, put no force either way into the x axis, then you will not turn the faucets.
Um, I meenz, halp teh kitteh, rite.
i can has
angular momentum?
O, I jus *haets* remodelink… is impawsible to gets arown teh hows!
I can has hot and cold running cheezburgers ???
ifs yur cheezburgers are running, yu needs to stop likin teh funneh stamp.
Teh mousey will never fink to look up here…. when he runz by lookin for food – bam – I pounce! *Iz never sees to amaze meself*
Teh flore is lava!
Kitteh so klevvur.
Balunssed precayreeuslee
atawp 2 fawsettz
Canz luukz owt Windo
Haz 2 strrrretch 2 due itz. Nawt
so guud, ackshuelee
Kitteh needz bettahz
purch 2 watch t3h Wurld goez bie.
Dis wun’z kynda “Pleh!”
Jack.
Mr. Jack Deth, wood u plez emayl meh? Ur haikooz ar so consis… kunsestinly… alwaiz vury gud, and i wood lyk tu discuz dem wif u, if u has teh taim.
Mai emayl iz davis_zaq@hotmail.com. Pleez to be emaylin meh if yu wood!
No problum. Jest tap dancin.
Teh wurst tihng iz, the front tap’z kowld as ais and teh back un iz skowldin hot… but if I lifts a paw, I fallz an look stoopy in front of hyoominz.
I are Dunecat’s cousin…
Teh Water must nawt flow…
I controls teh faucets…I controls teh baths….
Heer Ai thot conondrum wud meen safer baff!
this conundrum is easily solved, take the hammer out of the hidden compartment you so secretly devised and break the glass ever so slightly to make sure you dont trip any security devices. THEN MAKE OFF WITH THE QUEENS JEWELS!!!
Halp! Flor is WURSE than lava – is WATUR!!!
Thank god I don’t have a cat.
I likez mi waterz fresh.
screwed circuz kitteh.
kitteh iz tap dansin?
conondrum sowndz liek condom
No conundrum – joo opin windoe, I exkapez baff