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Mi liver, it is ornge. Da ornge wunz iz poyzoniss
“actooly I’m orange all the way thru – wouldn’t you rather have a cheezburger instead? get one for me too – kthxbai”
cuz evreebody noes she’z a femme fatale.
Or notz. Ize seed peepz collin Stend “he”.
Thaaat thaat dude loox lika laydee?
Stend, U is ornj? I thot u wuz teh red and teh black!
Pink wit pink hare, last time I seed Stendz avitur.
Stendhal FTW! Fur tohse uv u jes joynin us, stend used to be stendhalismo (teh eck*stend*ed verzhun)
Can enyone pleez tell me de ref fer the orunj one’s r poysin. My attempts to look it up has been not so grate aktually. thx.
Is a previous pic. I posted the link, but takes a while for links to show up. Drove me crazy tryin to find it, too. I hadda ask someone. Cheez and Tofu? can we have a tag for orange?
Thx D. I has seen dat pic before! I think we needs and oranj tag.
Jus tipe in “orange” in serch bawks on rite. Took me rite 2 it. Or “poysin.”
I (and I think bubbyscranky, did too) thought that the original pic referred to some other reference, like a movie or video game. You know, something obvious to everyone else that we just weren’t “getting.” Don’t know why, but the search box didn’t work for me earlier. Does now, of course. Seems like my link got eaten though.
Read my post again and don’t like my tone of voice. Sorry. Thanks for helping, I do appreciate it. Too tired to make sense, and I am goin to bed now. Nite Nite!
Iz kewel; I noze waht U meenz. I jst taked it az hou nobodiez likez oranj flayvor hard candies; dehy all purrfurz green, yello or red 1z.
OH – I SEE! I, too, thot bubbyscranky was tawkin abawt THIS pikshoor. I alzo haz always wundereded about teh original pikshoor, and thot it wuz sumthing everybuddy knew butt meh. Butt we haz now sed it so much taht it is funneh on its own. But what DID it mean. Any wun know? Sumhow I don’t think itz oranj kandies.
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/02/colorful-poisonous-frogs.html
Tho – cud be this. “The golden poison frog, called terribilis (the terrible) is so toxic that even touching it can be dangerous. A single terrabilis contains enough poison to kill 20,000 mice or 10 people. Probably the most poisoness animal on earth.” LOTS of cute frog pictures here – but scroll to close to the bottom – there is the “golden frog,” looking VERY orange.
I not noze, but dah kandys thery made sens 2 me, and made dah funniez wurk.
fugu sez “you wanna do WHUT ???”
try it, and you sleep with the fishes !!! ( the other fishes )
an putz dat chianti an fava beans awai…
elsa Iz be ur worst nitemare
After having to look up ‘fugu’, I got the meaning of the catpion here.
I’z still stoopy hyoomins.
qwit sayin dat. U not stoopy. Ya looked it up, didnt you? Stoopies dont bother to look tings up. Only stoopies in dis site are teh legal professhunal trolls. All udders r smrt.
Did ya eber notiss dat teh way we spellz profesSHUNal has a real good werd in teh middl?
I dint think to luk it up becuz, at first sight,I thought it ment sumthin else! *blush* Thanx for the “lookitup” hint – it haz a whole new meening now! Butt – I haz MAC OS X – duz this mean I haz a fugu tu? I never knew taht!
And I liek tht professhunal has a secret meening!
I noed about teh fugu feesh, but nawt about teh fugu Mac. (I can has Mac OS X, too! FTW!)
ICHC is so much edoocayshunals fur me.
I finks it ment smpin ewls 2. Nao capshun mayks senseses!!!
Okies…so maebees I’z jess sillee hyoomins….
I hadz to luk it upz 2…ai not speke “puter” reel well yet sigh
Long as puter don speak to you, you OK.
I can haz voyc synthasizer?
Donut worry. I has to lookit up 2. Thx goodnis for wikipedia!
Teh other day I has to lookup “FTW” (much embarassed)
i had to look up fugu, too. Den I remembered da Simpson’s episode where Homer loves the fish, but the cook makes it wrong and Homer gets sick……..
ah tastee fish, ah tastee fish, ah poysohn.
An doan forgetz the delicimous feelin’ of goin all numb an mabe litl nommy paralysis frum tasty fugu liver!
FUGU ME!!
doant be imbaresed, Jenny. I has hads to luks up mani mani of de abreefiyashuns. Ur knout alowne.
Erin
yes, if it sez so in the Wiki, it mus bee troo! dats wut I always say…
I off10 l00k up stuff on dere…iz lipe saber sometymz!
I is sumtyms askeered tu luk up stuf, becuz dere is minny tings dat I wud radder nawt no bout. So I trys to juje by teh kommints. If efrywun ar saying “eww…dat’s grose!” den I jus asume is sumting nastee and I let it pas. I is happee jus getng teh jenral jist of teh mening.
Teh trubl is dat so minny tings can has dubl ontonders…so sumtyms is kumpletely innysint lyk teh Japneze poofer fysh, but culds sownds lyk it kulds be nastee…
I askeered dat sumtyme I look sumthin up, an den sumthin else catches mai eye, and den sumthin else, an den I look at teh clock an I hab spent hours lernin stuff an lookin an laffin, an I dont know how I got dere. If teh innernet wuz a library in a big buildin, I wood hab 2 use a ball ob string to map mai way so I cood get back owt. Dats why I like lookin up stuf fur peepls. I tell maiself, no, cant look at all teh other stuff, someone’s expecting you to come back!
Teh Interweb liek a Terry Pratchet librury, cept wit lez LOLOrangOtangz?
Pratchett FTW! but teh orangs ar…
“i didn’t say monkey”
ZZ cat sez: Ok hoo da fool? Where’s my shades, hat, and revolving guitar…? Doods, I can’t tour withouts them…trademark you know?
sum cheep sunglasses?
sum cheep sunglasses be Lynrd Skynrd, I fink! Still souther rock tho…iz all good…
I were rong…needz to brush up on my sowthern rawk…*blushes*
FTW!!!
Fugucat seyz: get da fug away u.
tuna soprano says, fuguddabowdit!
fugu kitteh sez moar statikgard kthx
sorry. can’t comment. laffing.
kitteh has fat livr.
He not being fat, just big bon’d!! And da floof too. Serlsly. Like a kitteh furby.
Joolya Chile sez…
SAVE TEH LIVAHH!!!
I LURVE sooshy.
REELLEE I DOOS.
nommy!
voolayvoo sooshy avek mmmwa?
how’z today going ‘lissa?
ok. I passed one ’bout an hour ago, but I feel like der is moar. still hurtin. But, a lil better. Not so manee “urges” to stay in teh bafroom.
U guize r teh sweetestes. Fankoo fur carin!
ware elts but ICHC can u be cheerd on by da massez foar passin a kindey stoan? jus wun ob da menny reezuns ai lurbs it heer!! hoap u getz rid ub dem awl, Lissa, n feelz bettr soon!
Uz bk! How U iz?
hehehe… oh, I’ve cut the dickens out of my thumb.
SNL FTW! My sisters (I has 3) and I were rilly rilly tyred when we saw dat da first tiem…my father came down and gabe us keck for being so lowd in the middle ob the nite!
we were rilly tyred and laughing to kill ourselves…my dad came down and told us all to get to bed!
Hoo teh nutcays dat mayk meh luk lyk tribbel wid hed??? Aiz getz u fur dis!!!
Poodle Cat is Not Impressed with yer ideas of fashun
(seriously, how’d it get so floofy? Is partial shave job?. photoshop?..I happy to take jeers and jabs from the ket xperts…as i gots no time to do research at the momento)
partly breed charachteristics – an undercoat to keep out the cold and wet plus a longer sleaker overcoat. The undercoat is naturally floofy. When the cat is bathed, afterwards they are dried with a forced air dryer which helps the coat stand out even more. Then, I suspect this cat was brushed right before the pic was snapped. My Sabre looked like this right after he was brushed, but then he would give this all body shake wiggle thing that laid the coat down. Then he would snicker at me. I didn’t have a dryer, and would towel him off. When he shook the water off his coat cat hair would fliy everywhere, then stick because it was wet. I not only had cat hair on the couch and carpet, I had it stuck to the wall, the ceiling, and especially the windows.
Tank U Marie! Alwuz be lerning nu stuff here!
Er, sorry to have to ask, but what breed is that? I iz not purbread cat affishynaddo.
Mite nawt be purbred, mite hab Maine Coon or Norwegian Forest Cat in its background. Mite be a breed I don’t recognize. Check out Wikipedia for the above 2 cats and you will see sum pritty picshures, tho. My Sabre wuz Maine Coon, which is why I knew teh answer above. Ya gots a long hair cat, you lerns to groom dem in self defense. Kitteh wit fur mats = unhappee kitteh. Unhappee kitteh = much pleh.
fashion forward kitteh is fashion forward…no-one gets sooper stylish fashun cents! In 5 years, all kittehs will hab dis luk!
Evrybody’s crazy ’bout sharp-dresd man.
ZZ Top ref! Woot! and does he (forget she) have Legs, and knows how to use them?
Iz nawt Fugukitteh.
Iz Wookie Kitteh!
lost but not fugukitten?
Oar mebbee Kussin It’z kitteh….
IT’Z KITTEH IT!!
Soviet Union cat is contemplayting eeting ur livur.
Maine Coon Cat… haz an impressive Maine!
yr “bargin” kat fud syde efex…
…let me show you them
I dont know why but I be feelin so sad
I long to try sumthing I never had
(liver man, o, where kan u be?)
Fry me a liver
Fry me a liver
I fried a liver for you
i fried for u
nao itz ur turn to fry over me
Kitteh can has been attacked by rogue blow-dryer!
“My, kitteh, you’re lookin blowfish dis mornin.”
Fugu iz puffy, Iz fluffy. DO NOT EAT ME!
But if U getting sooshi, I’d like a spycy toona roll, kthxbai.
minus teh spicy an teh roal. mebee jus sum otoro sasheemee?
mmm…tuna hand roll…unagi…neigihamachi…*goes to get car keys and wallet*
I also had to look up FUGU! but I’m glad I did now!
Ol’ man kitteh sez:
Get of mah lahn!
dag kittins deese daze, whuit wif dere fourin fuds… gimme a tuna or a samon eny dey
I iz Beefeter gard
Keepn an ey on de Kween’s lyfe
Also her supply ov cheezburgers
beefeter gard kitteh r serious kitteh
not smilez
iz part of job
him seem to have loss him beeg black hat tho!
Sonic kitteh is rolly polly.
Luk aot fur Nukkles Kitteh!
*sigh* i onlee ast fur a cut, rinse & dry, but she just insists on stylin it.
I iz teh Floofmaster.
Ar u teh Smookeeper?
WIN!
Loved that movie!
I can haz kreem rins? Kthxbai!
all it comes down to is this: kitteh is just too floofy!
Dis trap for stuupy hoomins. Dis kitteh notin but flooy. No liber, no hart no lungs. Fluffy from one side to da odder.
Yeah, no such ting as too floofee, but I agrees abowt flofkitteh bein all floof… nevver wuz moar piteefull site dan a wet Willem… he becumd da long cat, da toob cat, skinnee puppee cat, until after burrito kitteh time, an a good likin in da sunshyne. Dem himz a floofee purty kitteh agin!
He wuz almos too lawng to warsh, an seemed to streeeeeeetch when he got wet. 5 foot 3 mommee tryin to warsh a 7 foot lawng toob kitteh iz purty diffikult, eben when kitteh coowoperatin! But den I jus twist an wring him owt! LOL, nawt reellee, jus yoosed menne towelz to roll him up an dry him a lioddle befoar he eckscaped to da living room.
Yes, cat hairz on seeleeng an walls, why yoo ask?
fie upon thee!!!!!! der be noa sucha thing azs toooo floofy!!!!!!
dis be beeeuutiiiifuullll behbeh, nowt tooo floofy!!! jest rite
i can has mah hands bak?
Oh, hai! I found yer Rogaine!
kitteh lookin very chic in hirsute.
That means…
Nah! Let ‘em look it up, themselves! Be good for them!
hirsute…funneh!
*applaws applaws applaws for haute cature*
(pittypat – u very very clever)
Yay, Pittipat. I reely lurves a good pun. And dis is wun, I bleeve, taht muzt be quite rare. You boldly siezed teh moment.
Yer Abakor….I haz it.
ROTFL! Wins!
took me some xta searches ta find it, Fugu isa typa liver ‘parently
Cha-cha-cha-Chia Kitteh!
kitteh says “I can has lion king tickets?”
oooh! fluffy kitteh! me wants ta huggles it!
ah tastee fish, ah tastee fish, ah poysohn.
from teh simpsons in kayse U dident amember
I iz big beyootiful kitteh, not poyzin.
Oranj wuns r alwayz poyzin.
Is conundrum – mai wunnerful Barney Cat is oranj. N hiz funnie son Fin (Glorfindel) is, too. How dey be poyzin? Az teh King say – “Iz a puzzlement.”
Fugucat wantz out of dis Pomeranian!
Oooh, Kitteh, wehre u git such wonnurful wiskahs?
So long, an stiff, an wite!
Izza mirakle u don brake a leg
Trippin on em at nite!
i did not to be understandin dis capshun at furst eithur then i tinks about it for a littel and is funee!!
I Luv teh Orinj wunz r poysin.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
I lurve pufferfish/dogfish. Dey haz happee fayces an I tink dey liek me too, cuz when I at akwareeum, dey hang arown an let me take lotsa pitchers! Dey berree interesting, an relavint to ma interests!
iz importent to have tings relavint to your interests…dats for sure…
Wun tyme I wuz in Japan an evil wurk colleeegs order food in JapanEs. Only JapanEs I nose is Banzai an Bonsai thx to good edumacashun from ICHC – so I has no idea what dey ordrin. Most timez in Japan, dis is good ting.
So I’z eatin fishy, an notice dat all JapanEs peeps is lookin at me bery closely. Dis nebber good sine. So I aks “what dis fishy?” an dey say “Is Fugu – wait, we tranz…truns….tells you what dat is in Engrish.” But I nose wut dat is….teh DEADLY POISIN!!!!!
Suddenly I not so hungree. Poisinus fud….pleh, do not want. I can has cheez sammich?
Funnee storee, thanx fur sharin! “Engrish” LOLZ!!!!1!
Fugucat iz not tastee or nootrishous.
Be patient. They hatchez soons!
alzo, do not eat green wobblie bitz.