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Amphimibians much PLEH!
Gimme teh counting winged mowsie insted.
Wai duz kitty no like Kermy frawg?
Kermy is kyoot, cuggleey and adoorbell.
I alwaze thowt ebrywon lubbed teh ikkle fwoggie!
/me adjusts name badge & flutters eyelashes
Sum ov uz weyr alwuz Animal fanz insted. Not jst me; mai bestestest frend in teh hole wurld 2.
i luv animal too!
Kitteh is frenz of old guys in teh balkony.
heheheh
Stadtler an’ Waldorf! FTW!
Him Ms. Piggy can haz him. Do not like slime!!
Hey ho! Kermit the Fugu Frog here!
Y u not want? Kremit is teh good acter who sing good songz like Ranebow Connexion and Knot Eazy Bein Green.
i luvs kermy, too. mabe kitteh no like cause kermit hangz wif Ralf teh Dog.
Mamelee cuz himz girlfren will git yoo wif da “HAIIIIYAA!!” karatee chop! Ms. Piggee’z wraff – DO NOT WANT!!!
Jah she waz crazeh azz sow wuddn’t she??
when kitteh says noe, she meens noe!
sumtimes frorgs doan heer to gud.
Spshully wen all aiys n noes eers!!
O noes!!1! Noes meanz noes, froggeh!
Interspsheez violenz is so sad, srsly.
UR eyeball will b mi TROPHEE.
Thx ICHC…u mak teh coffee come out ov mai noes!
Dis plase b gud fur awll kyns ob tings comug owt da nose n awl ober puters!!
Wurld’s #1 snarf site!
Konsider it jus anover serviss we provydes!
Halp! Fozzeee, Miss Pigeeee, Snuppalupagus, Kermie’s attaking meee!!!!!
Tis is a job for SUPER GROVER!
Or miss piggy goint Hiiii YA!
poor kermit! u no want, I’ll have kthxbai
Dis am not teh Kermit. Dis am Kermit evill Twin. Hops out frum icky smelly durdy Swamp in duh darklynesss uv nite. Attackes deh unsusspe– unsuspk– innercent kittehs. O noes!!!!!
Knot Ezy Bean Grene rly abt overcome shame uv turble famly sekret.
Evil Goatee not visible from this angle. But kitteh sees it.
“darklyness,” lol!
When Muppets Attack
I love it so much it is so cute!!!!!!!! I would give this site 10.5 if i could.
How about eleven?
Yeah, my LOLscale goes right up to 11.
Kitteh skales has a weigh problem…
Dey AWL go to eleben!
GITZOUTTAMAH FAYCE U GWEEN FWEAK!!!!!
I R NAWT PIGGEH I R KITTEH!!!!
ANIMAL! ANIMAL! PLZ TO GUTZ UR FREN OFFA ME!
HAAAAALP!!!1!
Um…Still dealing with the kidney stones, huh?
Lawlz. How can you tell?
Got rid of one this evening. but I feel like there’s still sumpin dere.
maybe just sore. I hopes!
Thanks for asking and caring. Allus you guize makes me feel betterz!
****SMOO**** and {{{{HUGZ}}}}
It’s possible you’ve still got some to shift. Like to hope not though.
{{Melissa}}
When dey pass for sure, pain vanish quik like it neber der. Sometimes, leaves ouchie behind but not so bad as wanderin ston. Rollin stone gatder only medicine in real world!
Doant bites him kitteh.
U be like likkin teh phunnie stamp!
I likkeded a phunny phrawg. Much PLEH!
does kitteh kissz awn towds an phrawgs makes dem into hansum princes?
mebbe kitteh sez “ai r nawt princess yu blind frawg! am a kitteh! go kiss a piggeh!”
kermie definitley missing miss piggee a litl 2 muchly
Halp, poleese! I iz bein smoverd bah won ov de eskapt deemons frum Frogger!
OMIGOD!!! IT’S JIM HENSON, REINCARNATED!!!
I no is pig!
U need glassez frog!
Kermie (sings): Sumdae we’ll find it, teh cheezburg connexshun – teh snorglers, teh nappers, an meh…
Psychokitteh: U HAS TEH CHEEZBURG CONNEXSHUN AWLREDDEE!! I NOES U DOES FRAWG!!! SPILL TEH BEENZ OR I IZ PULLIN A DOC HOPPER!!!1!!
Kermie: Oh, golly. *gulp*
Alllz ov us undeah its spell.. oh waite! Ize datin’ Elmo who dis green fing!!! AHH!
u forgotz teh *crumpleface*
Ok ok ok. If I kiss you, you terns into a hansome prinse
Kermit is SCREWED.
Looks more like…
Never mind. I can’t say it!
Aaaaauughh! I iz live kitteh! Not reddy 4 teh Carousel! Not tyme to bekome muppit! Not my tyme!
Carousel!! BWAHAHAHHAHA
Logan’s Run FTW!!!
Sekund! Love that ref!
I do knoe wut ur intenshuns r frog, but trust me, aint goin 2 happen. I taek yur hed off.
Kermit thee Frog heer, just bak frum da kitchen wher I was hopin to innerview da chef who be makin tonite’s speshul: cheezburgrs. All of a suddn, I was bowld over by a crazed kitteh in seerch of a cheezburgr. He seemd to mistaek me for the object of his seerch an proceeded to attack me. Am goin to da hospitael nao. Am thinkin dat I got internal bleedin.
iss teh sveeeesish shef
Bork bork bork
Yah, cuz kittehs R colurblind! Whut da diffrence between a cheezburger an Kermit da Frog? Kermit needs stitches!!!
Kermet haz a flayvor, but it iz not lunch!
Kermit been habbin mach of de stress
nut sleepin so gud
takin de Ambien and habbin da sleep sex again
gonna be jail fur shure dis tyme
Kermit be habbin mach of de stress
nut sleepin soe good
taking de ambien an habbing sleep zex again
gonna be jail foar shure dis tyme !!!
ok froggy, u aksed 4 it
my clawz, in yr scalp…
…let me show u them!!!
Sam the Eagle: Kermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?
Oh, yeah, this is light opera:
Tit willow
Tit willow
Tit willow.
Ref “The Mikado.” “Mikado” be filleded with teh redemptionz. Nanki Poo – redeemed. Yum Yum – redeemed. Ko-ko – redeemed. Onlly Kat-ishaw is nawt redeemed. Alwayz seemed nawt fair fur poor Kittehshaw to remayne objekt of laffter at teh end,
Kermit: Trust me Kitteh; this scene is utterly necessary to the development of our characters in the film.
Kitteh: I don’t think so!!
my feroshusness, let me show u it.
Mizz Piggy mai frend…
No cheatz on her
Plz… Stay way! I no want ms piggy to be jealows. she noes kung fu! I saw her in moovies. She mean.
Wai duz kitty no like Kermy?
Kermy is kyoot, cuggleey and adoorbell.
I alwaze thowt ebrywon lubbed teh ikkle fwoggie!
/me adjusts name badge & flutters eyelashes
Kermit hiz felt iz aged n matted
I luked up hiz birthdate
He is 52 yo! dirty ol man, after teh yung kittehs
miss pigee is pas her prime
saw her hangin in teh sausij shop yesserday
MOMMEEEEEY! HALP!
Teh battel todes are beetingz me up tryingz to get mah cheezburgr!
Iz askeered… halp meh!
plees noat: DO NOT WANT has much funnyr withowt exclumashin pointz !!!<–nonono
U cud be rite. Kitteh fayce iz !!! aplenty.
I will has frawg leggs for dinner insted of cheezburger.. nom nom..
Oh noes! Spryte808 has ben cloned! Wait. Mebbe Sekrit Panda has ben cloned. Unoh, how we knowz wich wun ebil twin?!
I thawt my post didnt get posted so i posted agen… sigh… is not Caturday anymore is almost Muhnday.. I hait Munnday.
Iv dah ebil 1 haz had klonez, both wil hav goaty beerd, noez? els, neidah wil haz goaty beerd.
I will has frawg leggs for deener insted ouf cheezburgers… nom nom….
kermit, yur a pig!
hi hooooo……
Kitteh say, “I DO want….to kill!”
Keep yer warty slimee fingurs off mah fur!!! I no wantz to lik cleen from dem!!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! bestest kitteh evah!!!!
Vampire cat!!!!!
Gaah! Ebil Kermit!!
“KERMIE! YOU’VE COME BACK TO ME!! I WAITED ALL THESE YERS 4 U TO LEAVE DUM PIGGY”
Youse got it wrong – Kitteh is HAPPY!!!!
kermitz iz attakin!!!
Ahhhh!!! I have that kermit stuffed animal!!!