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Stern kitty face prohibits others from using the chair
I also like the somewhat end of summer BBQ theme.
I think I dated a guy with that exact part in his hair.
I can haz Pitchur??
wit Ice T innit? wit splenda, lemmon anna sprig of catnip innit, K? tnksbai
You can has that liddle one there. Is fair, rite?
Oh Hai. Jus leevin u a prezint. U can has chare n a minit.
Dat nyce kitteh! Alweighs leeving fings fur meh arownd dah howse!!
i can has toilet papur?
MAH CHAIR!
Let meh show u it.
Hello, Troll.
hello !!! you called? I was out looking for a new bridge
hello !!! and welcome to my underpass !!! let’s teleport into my closet and talk about fashion !!!
phew, that was exhausting! here we have my fashionable fishnets, my teleport telepants, and my underpass underpinnings!!
Ive been hammering these aluminium cans into a new bodice !!! it’s very dramatic and enviromentally conscious as well !!!
I’m thinking of making a new blouse from these cut and folded beer cans – tht way, I won’t even need shoulder pads, the shoulders will support themselves !!!
Oooo, stend, watch those sharp edges…nipple cuts…do not want!
you’ve seen the video – surely you realize she’s made of bakelite? those cans won’t even scratch her ;o)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLheSKNYjM&mode=related&search=
do you like this gown? it’s very dramatic. the sleeves were hammered from aluminium cans under a bridge by a pink floofy troll
PS: we should totally do a screencapture with her holding her cat snow and title it… I’m on it
oh my. I’m not quite sure why youtube decided this was an appropriate next video, but I feel compelled to post it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrP0hMIufyw&NR=1
whatdus taht haf ta doo wiff anyting?
Oh Stehnd, yer whole troll thred maded meh LOL all mornin long! hehe!
I’m thinking the connection between Brenda and Derek is a tragic abuse of chemicals. Or she is just LIKE THAT and he has a two inch penis.
Holy Crap, Stend!!! How DO you find this stuff????!!!!! Derek seemed to enjoy looking at his monitor rather than the camera! You made my morning!! LOL!!! The only thing better this AM is that we’re springing Mom & Dad from their respective living environments, taking them to the house and having Dinosaur Barbeque for dinner!! YUM!!!
Hi Funny Grunt. (you NOT lowly here.) Missed you. Glad youz back.
this is my cat snow—- I am very hungry….
nk… i cannut contane mai cureeosities enee maor. hao ken u tell dere iz a troll messin wif da bergr votez? ai no can haz figgr it owt…i iz jus a stoopy hoomin (or mebbee OLD hoomin). ken sumwun halp plx? k thx bai.
It isn’t so obvious now, but when he first ran through, everyone had 1 burger vote on their comments, regardless. No one could have read each comment fast enough to vote accurately, so they must have just clicked 1 burger on each comment. Then, everyone else clicks 5 burgers to counteract him, so the evidence disappears somewhat.
burger theifin is sereeows crime! It gonna ketchup to u!!
n fill u wid mowse-turds (or mustard).
Lettis git dis cheezburger theef! We’ll hab hims in r gwasp by tomaytoe!!
Yes, there is someone who regularly runs through and gives every post one burger. I suppose that’s preferable to such troll actually saying something, though…
U got that rite!!
Troll posted ugly comments bout kittehs a few weeks ago. We pretty much ignored him/her til he/she shut up!
Vocal trolls – DO NOT WANT!
An dat bwingz doawn teh aberage? Liek whin u misses teh kwizz cos yu R owt scik? An turki prof sez No u cannot has maekup test!!! By-by A!!
is trool also “voting” on the burgers on teh right side of the page?
Wow. what a sorry life…..
In your chair catchin some rays
you cant cach rays wen is rainin kitteh.
In ur chair catchin some rains
If U didn’t want me to sit here, why’d U put it under da burdfeeder? Huh?
kitteh be sittin in teh catbird seat.
birdz alredy lefs presents in chair. u no want to sit her anyway.
teh catbird seat….
dat eggsprshin awlways maid me go Hmmmmmm….
Aih awlways picshur da kitteh sittin on a stool next 2 da byrd caij….juz waitin for birdee ta git da door open
We had a catbird whu lerned mai Daddehs whistles. Drove owr doggeh crazee. Hear Whistle. Go to Door. Noebuddy dere. Walk away. Hear Whistle. Go to Door…..
It mayde up for sum ob teh want in/want owt tricks he put us thru.
wai funneee !!!
aihs cud jus cee dat
goggie at da door wiff dat sidewaiz hed luk dey doo
u no, furst tilt hed sidewiaz den tilt hed opposit direcshun wiff da liddle whine de doo
An sinse ur juz standin der wai dont u makz mai margaritta an bring mi a pillow
kthx
N id like my cheezburger medyum well, plz, on toasty bunz, n donut puts ny salad on its! You ruinz it.
Mai whyte-and-marmie floof. Let me show you it.
if u cud jus chek bak in abowt ten minnits, i’m shoor mah drink pichur will need refreshing. thxbai.
wut u meen, i cannot has egg-wyt an mowsie omelette? dis iz unackseptabbul. hoo is in charj heer? i demans to speek to mennygrr!!
Beeg Outdoar Lawn Chayr
iz urrgonomick an haz
a wundurfull veew!
Fluffee Kitteh keepz
seet warm 4 Prittee Wun,
hoo’z in t3h Kitchunn
Noyzee Burdz annoyz
Kitteh, hoo juss wantz 2 ask
t3h Burdz owt 2 lunch
Jack.
TeeHee, Jack! Kittehs awlways wantzin to aks burdz owt 2 lunch!
Mine say “Purrrrrrr” Thx fur chin rubs!
still in yur chair, makin grandma stand. yup.
Pleez to be passing mah lardj bloo jug ov Catlua. kthxbhic.
… hic …
win
katlua……….win
Mmm, Catlua and creem. Fank u.
btw i are in Meebo room for a wile if ennybuddy wants chattings
Link is up on teh right side of page. (I wud put it heer but cheezservur eets mah posts whut has URLs in dem.) kthxbai
Hmmm….iz blu, duz hold watter…y lolrus gib bak to mee?
dont madder if holdz watter, iz pitcher not bukkit!
y doan u tayk a pitcher – it’ll last lawnger.
SRSLY? can a pitcher outlast a bukkit? ai doan see how….hmm.
A pitcher is werth a thousand werdz.
move along, move along nothin 2 see here
i love the look on this cat’s face lolz
Lub teh liddle fwown on teh kitteh’s fais!
Luk laik he sayin ” Did I nawt maek mysef cleer?”
Tha poole iz nyse taday. A leetl on de kold syde, but nah soo bad. Deed u breeng tha radyo an tha cheeps an tha limoayd an mah slipuhrs an de solsah fer de cheeps an mah gud kollar an de towallz, an cud i hab a hugs, pleez?
How dare u finkz u can has mai seet!
I gibz u cher if u gibz mee cheezburger. Fare traed, yesh?
best thing ive seen this year
What? Darla went out with Spanky? She was supposed to meet me here for lemonade! Gosh darn it….come on Petey let’s go home
(Under the table…huhn?)
Dere’s an echo in the valleeee– Yooooooo-hooooooooooo!
Where’s pillow? I likes soft seat.
Wut?
u r gettin on mah last nerv, stoopy hoomin……
iz rekwestid sweet whut has veew of pool, dis ar not in komplayence. I demands tu see manajur.
o…m…g…I work for a four diamond hotel chain…I had someone call one time to our reservations centre…they wanted a city view instead of a water view….strange…most people want water…I said that we could certainly get her a city view and she said, and I’m not joking… “Well, would I have to change rooms?”
:headdesk:
what I wanted to say was…OK, lady, I’ll just get the super special hotel remote that flips the building round so you can have a city view…yeesh…
but what I really said was…” Requests are not gauranteed, we do our best though it does depend upon availability…Ma’am, it would be our pleasure to transfer you to a different city view room. And may I offer you a complimentary full breakfast for the inconvenience?”
I am not going to get started…LOL…sorry guys…
Oh aih betz u cud tell uz sum storrees dat wud pin owr eers back.
Dat wud be phunn !!
no pinning of eers today…is SUNday (which is funday) but I still be at werk doing stoopy reservashuns! They gives us free pizza today bcz of crazy ‘puter mess up yesterdai though! they even has the cheezburger pizza…for real! so much awsum!
That’s as good as the old standard: “How long does it take to drive to Hawaii?” I always wanted to see the bottom of the ocean for like 20+ hours!
When I got there, I could visit with Cheez & Tofu!
iz tru…very soggy driev tho! I can has a towle!
No, dis chairs not takin’ k…iz takin U! Iz Soveeyet Rushin chare!
lol, nice one
THIS CHAIR IS MINE BETCH!!!!!
i hope noone posted this….
In Soviet Russia, chair has u!
Stend, if u did that already, my apologies.
U ferst hyoomins to post Russia joke fer dis lolcat. U winz!
Um, actually, Flartus did, look up about 1 page. She did it in reverse, tho, to trick u.
o.0 a reversal of a russian reversal! truly u has a dizying intelect!
akshully, jus dizzy. An bein real careful wit mai typin.
Yieks! I’z tohtahllee mizzt it! O_o
I’z stoopy hyoomins! *headdesk*
Repeet affer me:
“Ai, Darrkwolf, am NAWT stoopy hyoomin. Ai, am SMARTZ hyoomin hooses maykses sum mis-steaks! Ai, Darrkwolf, ams jus lyks eberybuddee else on dis site: SMARTZ HYOOMIN!!!”
Repeets dis in meeror elebentyseben tyms eberee dae!
Stoopy humon on LOLsite!? Doz notz compuet.
Insurt coyn inteh chest
Automotahn kitteh wil danz 4 u.
Automotahnz freek me owt! DO NOT WANT! givez me nitemaerz!
y? dey just sit at the foot of ur chayre an holdz ur footses up. ope, no wate…
diffrunt thing all togedder…Automotahnz iz liek on Dr. Who…chase you an stuffz…kwik, to the TARDIS!
scariest automotahnz I ebber saw: http://www.allearsnet.com/tp/mk/mk_small.htm
Now I rilly show mai age. I saw dis at teh Pepsi Pavilion at teh 1964 NYWF. It was like teh flashlight bit frum Blair Witch, an teh song was creepy…..
eeek! do not want…why did I have to click teh link…LOL!
ha ha ha ha ! klevvur, aynt yeh?!
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH, u gived me eerwurm, no funnee!
Me tooooooo – dey b skarrie – gives to me shibbers. Uggghhg gh ghg hg hg gh.
dat be teh mostest beeuuuooootifulest ketteh ai eber haz seed…awl floofy n whyte n gingery colurd…….WANT !!!!!!
His name are bibby, an he are a turkish van cat. he much bigga now..and very concerned.
Oh, ItyKittyKitty – dis be ur kitteh? He be byootiful. I wunz had a Turkish van -wudl luv to have another. He wuz SO funneh, and SO curious. Everything I did, he wanted to do, too. Wen people came over, he wud run to teh door to greetz them (instead of running and hiding, liek my odder kittehs. An he wud drink morning coffee wid me – him frum a saucer on the table with me – or coarse, his coffee has extra cream. His nayme wuz Shakespeare – I still misses him.
Sorry. Iz watin for Margueritas 2 b served. Come baqck later and maybe I hab drunk enough to fall of chair. If so, it yours.
Any sign ob melissa today? mAbe King Kong size ouchy has her? Meliss, you dere (meanin here ob course.)
k kitteh. I can has other chare to be sittin next to U.
[...] dis chair taken awlreddee. [...]
Yes……. but i shall get you out of it……………….
lololol