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Waats taht?
Eet 45 ov dem?
Den folloe wid cheezburgers to gets teh tayst ob all dat shuger outs ob kitteh mouf!! Much PLEH!!!
I reegrets u did not get 50 votes fur dis. Dat wuz awesum funneh!
Oufh, but iz no taest liek reel bunniez
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Peeps b comin alyve ifs u gibes dem watur aftir midnite.
o! maybee dat’s what wee shud do wit teh stoned kitteh frum “DUDE” pic!
eerz nut reekwired anneewai
watchit kitteh…bunneh comes back for you later…
I read this spooky comic about how these kids would relish eating the heads off the chocolate bunnies, and one night (isnt it always) this giant bunny dressed in coats and tails, comes out of nowhere and after going off about it grabs the kid and the last frame is his huge mouth with glistening teeth showing above the kids head
ummm….thot u needed to read this, no reason…
Uh…Thanx for sharing!
(Walking around turning on all lights in the house)
insomnia: et naw be kontagous.
Kitteh, doz peepz made of marshmellow. Dey stik to yur teef and make dem all yucky. U tongue be spendin the hole nite twistin and lickin tryint to get dem off. If youz eatz dat peep youz be soooorrryyyy!
I wuz told I iz good peeps wuns….now I unnerstanz….
earz opshunal anneewai
Bunne haz flaver. Flaver of toot DK!
<3 «toot DK»!
No dentist– PLEH.
Toof DK– DO NOT WANT!!
I eets teh peeps ten run arownd howse sixty gazillion times to burn of shurger hai
Ah Peepz, Wurldz bestez candiez. I eatsez eerz, Nom, nom, nom.
Iz choo Uz upah anz spitz Uz oawt !!!
uh, who u?
OMG Pat – joo has dopplegangar! o.O
omg i noes halp!
yew kan haz stalker?
Oh chlorpf chlorpf chlorpf chlorpf…
Waet…
Nao mah moof stuk tageddir, mwwh mwhm mmwm mhmm
Oh, iznt dat the cutest lil ting? I can has 4 pet plz?
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
Dah ear fome connectid to tha hed fome
dah hed fome connetid to tha bodee fome
dah bodee fome connetid to tha feetie fome .. no moar peepz DELISH!
Ur peepz maed uv fome? PLEH!!!
Nao DAT eez sum arteefischal flavorins!
Member to eatz peepz hed furst, kitteh. Den u doan heer they tiny screemz.
so wrong! *hed splodes* an still Iz laffin!
ROFLMAOPIP!!!! No tinee screemz!! LOL!!!
Tell meh, Clarice, do you still wakes to teh tiny screemz of teh Peeps?
but I lieks teh tinee screems! Dass wai I byte off teh laigs fusrt. Den I cn leev dem on the table n’ listen to the lamentayshuns of dere wimmin, and not wurry bout dem excaping.
oh mai, so rong, so rong! been torcheree n meen to da widdw foam buneeez, how joo lib wit sewf? Lamentayshuns abownd!
Lub 2 eet dem mowsies
Mowsies wat I lub 2 eet
Bite they tinee heds off
Nibble on they tinee feat!
iz haz memriz bout taht sawng.
i cna c da blak an wite ketteh wif da giutar on da nee, singn to da mousie.
cna’t membr teh artsts name.
But,
cna’t membr artst nme ref, FTW.
Kliban! The big black-and-white tabby cat cartoons that preceeded Garfield.
http://www.eatmousies.com/intro.html
thankz, Kiwican. I LUVZ Kliban catz.
niis pull
taht woodv hantd neh all dai
Dey dont screemz, they onlee peeps.
a werd out ta all mah peeps: get in mah bellay!
oh hehehe WIN! so klevarr!
I will putz u onna cowntur an leeve u dere till u r nice an chewee.
regwetz? NAAAHHHH!!!!
U wont feel a fing bunneh!!!!
mai momma LUBS peeps, but her lubs dem bestest wen dey a littul stayle. so we always has bocks ov peeps in howse wif hole pokeded in it, so dey can AGE.
heh, heh, she also tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order, right?
Tehre’s a mezzage in mai M&M’s… it saiz “MMMMMMM!”
Thas stranje…mine saiz “WWWWWWW!” (Yes, I blonde!)
Hoverblonde sez wwwwwwwwww?
Jennifffurr I remember dat wan!!! HAHAHA! So much laff todai, u gaize maded mah mondai!
divageek, you might think your family is weird… but in mine, we chomp the whole peep backwards, leaving just the tiniest bit of two eyes and a beak left over, and then we hide them all over the house for other people to find– in the medicine cabinet, on the milk jug, balanced on the computer “on” switch, clinging to a toothbrush… Then we start singing…
PEEP HEADS PEEP HEADS ROLLY POLLY PEEP HEADS…
eat em up yum!
just a kweston, doan teh ants gets the peep?
No, usually whoever finds them has the pleasure of eating them (not my preferred option) or throwing them away. But watching a line of marching ants carting off a peephead like some sort of prize trophy would be amusing as well….
I think “amusing” is a vast undertatement here!
Dr. Demento For The WIN!!!!
well, barnes & barnes akshuly
wiht a killer video
YOU have an appointment!
“Then we start singing…
PEEP HEADS PEEP HEADS ROLLY POLLY PEEP HEADS…”
i fink dat are excalunt.
btw i nebber said my famlee was weerd. 
Ah, feesh hed song. I haf a fren of Jewish perswayshun who translayts feesh hed song into Heebroo langwich.
That is too friggin cute! Can I come libs wif u?
I wanna find peep hed!!!
deys not aged, deys DISTINGWISHEED
>^.^<
In mah house we haz ah bit hav ah different wah of going aboot NOM-ing our Peeps
http://kats-kradle.livejournal.com/182383.html#cutid1
It ish lameh, but it helps pass teh day, plus the kittehs love teh peepicide
:\ Buh Godzilla Peep didna turn out so ok
ebbery Easter, my daddy wood bai sum bunnie peeps and hide dem inna cubbard , sew dey getz nic n stail n aftur 6 monts or sew, he wood “fined dem!” n nom nom nom dem awl bai hisself, nowt shrarin oar nuffin, awl 4 himz!!!!!
doan worree, mr. peepz, teh mikrowaev will maek ur sad demyze kwik, almoast painless, an sooper-funneh… we has onlee ur best intrists at hart.
LULZ, yesh, peeps in mikrowaev gets
bigger and
Bigger and
BIGGER
and dey eyes are BERY SCAYREE becaws dey luk liek dey LUKING AT U.
*hides*
I lubs to nuke the peeps. They getz hooj and FLOOFY
lol, yeah!
http://www.peepresearch.org/
http://www.keypad.org/bunnies/
geekbabe.com/peeps/
Peeps has bin mennee eckspearminted on!
I lies !!! I regret nothing !!! NOM NOM NOM
but then – BUNNY REVENGE !!!
http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html
How long do u poke afore sumpin happins?
keep going
I pokeded teh bunnie a buncha tiems, and den my browzer crashed. Is sposed to happin liek dat??
O M G LOLing hysterically at tihs. Bunnez tayks lawng tyme to git angreez — but wehn tehy do – WATCH OUT!!!
Fanks fur mah mawrnin LOL Stend
wha-what……… happens? I iz too scared to do taht. I very untrusting wehn it cumz to that stuf.
It’s OK to eat peeps ’cause they has no feelings.
…. and torchure tehm to? wat abot torchure?
mutalashun, microwashun, parshuldekappitashun, general xsplooshun?
all taht OK?
Oh noes!! Fink of teh lolpeeps!
(Is I teh onliest person on teh planet hoo duzn’t liek dose fings? Pleh! Gib me chonklit or gib me def!)
Htz dem. Sticky, gggey mass of air trqapped in sugar. Ptooo! Pleh. (not bad stale doh.)
Dat Grate! Cry ob da gnu revolusion. Give me Chocloatg or gib me def! (Him really saz dat in Va. assembly all dem yrs ago?]
u shure dey not skreeeeeeming at ultrasonik frekwensees?
i nots fink Kurt ment dat qwiyt teh way u sez it.
peeps get reddy, there’z a kittehtrain a-nomming
dont needz no baggage, u juss get on kittehtongue
To me, the baby talk is laid on a little thick in this one.
Oh! I mean:
2 meh, tha babee tok is lade un a litel thik n thees 1
a troll !!! have a peep, you’ll feel better !!!
Dats it! Peeps aint candee, dey R medsine!
warning: ichc bites teh eers off trollz.
but we nawt bites off teh hed becaws we lieks heering teh tinee screems.
butt dey start with da toez furst
wohn toe atta tyme
den da finger tingz
den brekz da neeze
den twist off da noze
den finally…..if nawt too tierd
dee earz….cause u gottz ta heer uself screem for awyle furst
no, naht da earz.
firsts we takes da feetses blow ankels, den da hands at da rists, den da nose and left i follod bai rite i
he keep him his eers sos him can hear ev’ry shreek uv ev’ry kid at seein his hideeusness to ceerish
ev’ry kitten what weeps at him showin up an every moggy what shouts “DO NOT WANT! what am he?!” will echo in him purrfect eers
it mean we leaf troll in in angwish, wallowin in freekish mizery furever
Luvvin dis! I noze it frum a moovee, but cannot amember whut wun….. It soooo good skeeree eeeree moovee, too!
tu da pane
dis be frum The Pricess Bride… am gud movie.
Humperdinck!
Toby, I agree with you. I usually don’t mind reading lolcatese, but it does get a little hard on the cerebral cortex at times.
And I really have a hard time writing that way too, except for a werd or toooo here n there..
I can’t either – it kinda reminds me of act 2, where the couple has to agree to stop using baby talk because it’s ruining their relationship
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=123
act 2 is not so great actooly, but act 3 is absolutely f*cking amazing
( act 3 =36 minutes in )
Exerciz 4 cerebral contest.
howe else u talks abot peepz?
In soveit teh peepz eeted YOU!!!
troo dat !!!1!!!
liddle tinee nibbles
Oh shush
kthzhafnicedaibi
Sorry dood, ur doin it rong. Taht’s “teh babee tok.”
i bets dis bun are exscapee frum Bunnee Survival Tests. O crool fate!
http://www.keypad.org/bunnies/
Regwetzzz I’z hadda few..
BUT NAWT TOODAI!!
NOM NOM NOMMY NOM
*uurrrrp*
Yes, there was times, I’z sure u knew
Wen I bit off moar than I could chew.
But thru it all, wen there waz dowt,
I ate it up and spat it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And ate peeps maaaaaaaaiiiiii way.
Sid Vicious kitteh sing it like dis:
I’z had mah fill: PLEH!
Mah shayre ov losing. . .
Sinatra ref FTW!
y’tink Frank ever had a peeptini?
Luvvin da blurree white paw on da lef comin rown to swoop an grab dat bun if da taste test iz go!
soylent green … iz made from peeps OH NOES
why’s bunny a soylent peep?
u dont hear a peep outta her.
I wants to noe wy cheezservur eets mai posts wen i post link. . . it has just did it agen. *sigh*
I fink dis bun are exscapee frum Bunny Survival Tests. . . oh, crool fate.
Nao pls to Googles “Bunny Survival Tests” becaws FTW cheezservur nawt want 2 lets me post link.
Dis wuz a divageek Publik Servuss Annowncement. Fank u.
DivaG dat happened to me too da won tyme aih tryed to paste a lynk
but juz lyke cheezburger madjic a cupla daiz latter mai post wuz dere wiff won of
doze barz at da bottom soez u cud copee da hole lynk.
Dem bunneh survivl tests *tough*. Dey notr surivie my teef doh, or kittehs effer.
Hmmmm … is yello liek a corm. Must tayste … PLEH! Dis iz not a corm! Gimme a corm!!!
Yah yah corms FTW!
What??? No pink peeps?? De pink dye has much bettr flavor, buts I suppoz not good to waste teh yellow one.
Dat why I nukes da yello wunz! Nawt a waste to see peepz reech critikul mass uv goo!!
In regards to “too much baby talk” or “too much lolspeak”, i jus haz dis to sai:
ICHC beez lyke da Washington Post… “if u doan get it, u jus doan get it”.
jus sayin. k thx bai.
No. Really. They did go too far here.
A few wurds like this, iz ok.
But this one just went crazy. I like to think it was a parody.
4 tohse hoo unnerstandz — noe ecksplanayshun iz nessessessess(brake squeel)arry
4 tohse hoo dew notz — nun iz pawssibul
dang keepz fergittin to cloze dat bold sine — teknopezzint heer
ur Pokemans, i gonna nom tehm all
yes…YEEEESSS! teh PEEPZ tey is ower natural AL-EYES! mah loyal deth eeturs, pleez to be allying wif duh peepz kthxbai!
http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/hppeeps.jpg (death eaters + peepz = YES )
eye theenk yoo wint ovurr borde with thuh miss spellingz.
uthurrwyz eye lyk it.
otay, dat peep testin site waz vewy funneh, but naow peep eyz b scarin’ me.
Bunneh says:
I haz a rendeuous wf Death
as I dispute dem kitteh teef…
In Soviet russia, peeps eat u! lame and unoriginal but i had to post it.
Dis hole tred has me wooriens bout sum of teh peepuls on heer. Mebbe needz to talk to sy-cat-atrist.
peepuls: Ah eets teh feets soze dey kant run rownd and ah lissens to der skreems.
sy-cat-atrist: Mmm-hmmm, mmm-hmmm. And hau did datz make yoo feelz?
Tiem foar anudder “bit o’ trivia”: People who talk about “aging” their peeps to maeks dem stale should ackshully knows dat teh Peeps dat you buy in teh stores right now were ackshully made about a year ago. Dey cranks dem out and stores dem in a big warehouse.
so, “fresh peepz” is oxymaroon?
here comes peeper cotton tail
hopping on teh bunnee trail
hippity hoppity
Ea… nom nom nom
want pink naow pleaze
Oh my gosh! It’s my kitty! She’s famous!
[...] my peep. but dat won’t last too long… [...]
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da Peepz??
Tast lyke chikn??