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Cheezburger Network Blog
Kitteh should be in last post–no moar recyclin ideeyas….
Man, I woke up trollish this morning
Ooo, but do mai eyez deeseev meh? hmmm, whut spot does mai post occupy? hmmm…
wachit bub.
TB gettins big hed??!! TB must gets up eerly to be furst poster! Hoo getz up eerly on Caturday??
Turkeyburger (no relation) is FIRSTY FIRSTY FIRSTY HAH !!! SAID IT LOL’S !!!
( NEENER NEENER NEENER )
Is it just me, or do all kittehs have the freakish ability to change their body size to exactly fit whutever space they want to get into? Srsly, they pack themselves into tiny little crevices, or expand to fill containers that are larger than they are…
I’ve noticed that too. Weird isn’t it? Mai kitteh loves to find strange spaces to fit into. Nee kitteh I’ve had could push me out of a bed by completely covering it or curl up in my lap no matter what was in it.
my doggie duz that. Even tho she’s too big.
Cuz kitteh be teh only noen solid that:
* be incompressible.
* maintain their volyoomz regardless of the sizes an shapes of teh kontainers in which they be snoozin.
* do not have any karacteristic shapes, but adopt teh shape of teh lowest parts of teh kontainers in which they be snoozin.
* diffuse verry slowlee.
* evaporate from open kontainers (wen not snoozin).
I has co-werker who says dat her cat can transform into a big heavy stone block at will. Sometiems when u goes to picks him up, he squishes himself down into a brick shaep and mystically gains about 50 pounds…
Oh, yeh – they akyoomulayt grabity wen they wantz. Thatz why they maek such noize when they runs thru teh howse – whumpity whumpity whumpity – theyz burnin off eksess grabity.
siyantiffik fakt FTW!!!
My tootsie used to gitz into shopping bags and they always looked closed.
Vary strange.
duh, isn’t it obvious? they’re made of a gas filled fur shell
can’t…quite… fit… :::poot::: ah, der we goes.
see? it all makes sense now. kitty is a fur filled baloon of self generating gases of different weights, which kitty can mentally move at will to simulate weight by applying heavy gas to pressure points on silly hoomans or by generating heavier gases (kitties have tiny fusion generators, and turn nitrogen from the air into xenon for weight). they can also expell and ignite flammible gas so they can fly like rockets and reach unreachable places – like a kitty butt rocket
an jus waht r u takin fur dat sinus infeckshun? “It all makes sense” duz it?
Ceiling cat wuz just cot in teh act, hay?
And if Frau Schmidt married the Captain, instead of Maria, she’d sing:
raindrops on roses and flaming-gas-expulsions from kittehs . . .
LMAO! Kitty Butt rocket!
Sounds liek me tryin to fit into mah jeans…
An ther ztill room 4 him 2 tuck iz hed down in an b purfecklee evin wif teh rim of teh bazkit!
anti-environmental-safty cat is anti-environmental-safty.
Pretty kitteh btw
Frowed awayz cuz of booger??? Halp!
wat werks fur Cindy Craawford, not werk for kitteh………. out!!!
So far ur attempts to rite teh Grate Merikan Novel haf resultsed
in a trash can fulls of borked up pepers.
But looks.
Grate fur keepins me warm, so all is not losted.
Srsly, i reed first draft.
Not so good.
Second draft?
Pleh!
Third draft?
Smell of dead mowse.
And not in good way.
Face fakts – you is no Ernuts Hemmyways.
Purhaps now you gives up and consuntrates on fixin me Grate Merican Cheeseburger.
Kthx.
to has an has not a moveable feest!
Ask not for whom de bell tollz. It tollz fur me and my cheezburger.
nk now,
Doant fergitz to sepirates
paypur
glath
plastick
kitteh
LOLz! Feelin anee better ‘lissa?
oof spozed to be reply to ‘lissa’s post. tippikal caturday morning foggyhed.
I am so foggy from teh meds but alas nuttin has passed. Dr. sed I has kidney infection as well and that might be what is holdin everything back. had ultrasound and it r not too big. was it yesterday? Srsly, I have been on Lortab and flexeril and I am positively STOOPY. And itchy.
But I feel ok in spite of it all,
Thanks for askin and carin.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
poor melissa. flexeril not be fun.
mebbe whut u shud do is drinks a bunch of tsty bevrgz, den reads all ur favorite posts on ICHC so u gets to laffin so much u neerly peez ur pants and dat will helps things moove along…
srsly, not tryin to makes funneh of ur situashun, ai feelz ur pain. Kidney infects have much Do Not Want. Try to keeps laffin throo teh painz, it can only help. HappiThots sent ur wai…
that’s the old curse for stones – a six pack drunk real fast. by the time the stone passes from the pressure you’re too drunk to feel it
AI vayglee ummember taykin flexeril at wun tyme. Mayde me sweepy n goofey n stoopy! Hopes u feelz bettr sun lissa!
thanks fur contributin, Melissa, even when ur feelin pyunie. get wells soon!
Ooooh, kidney infections ar not fun. DO NOT WANT. I hadz a itty bitty tiny one at da beginnin of summr an I wuz MIZERABL. No 24-hr drugstorz be by me. Cud not sleep cuz of payn. Cryed when I went baffroom cuz of payn. Cryed cuz wuz 5 inna mornin an I hadda work at 8. Finally gots aboot 2 hrs of sleep an felt a littl bettr. Went to work an drank SO MUCH water. Den went to drugstor an got meds, an den went back to bed.
At least yu gots da good meds! Feel bettr soon!
No need to Shred, Guardian Cat of Seekreets in on the Job!
Yu go away!
whoa! she makes that much cheezburgers! He did whut? He looks so innocent! Check that profit out! and they act like they so poor…so raises are not do-able….hmmmm
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Congrats to Cheez an Tofu. On “Top WordPress Blogs Today” ICHC has moved to first place, Above CNN News Ticker.
Happy Caturday!
Hooray!!
*starts chant*
We’re number One!! We’re number One!!
Kittehs wayks u n finks: “stoopy hyoomin. better dan bein number two!!”
Congrats to Cheez & Tofu!!!
Wowee! ICHC beets CNN? Kewl. MAeks sens tho – no news is good news.
a-tiskit a-taskit
an oranj n white baskit
i wrotes a lttr to mai kitteh
n on teh way i drops it
was it brwon? nom, nom, nom, nom
was it red? nom, nom, nom, nom
was it blu? nom, nom, nom, nom
jus an oranj n white baskit
hey that was a cute kitten…
indeed the baskit was full ..
lol again
thinks agin, kitteh
we empties taht baskit in teh shredder
resaicler kitteh be reducin yer carbun futprint
poor kittens!
u will haf to use bukkit
…wait, where mah bukkit?
Pur kitteh gots throne inteh trashes!!
Is OK kitteh. Haz teh trashmanz beinges u to mai howse! Aiz gibs u lots ob cheezburgerz!
no mixed recycling here !!! kitty needs own basket
u can has taken mah bukkit, but u’ll get mah lolbaskit ober mah floofeh pointy-ended a$$!
Kitteh seys:
Right click >> Empty trashbin
Kthxbai!
BIG boy arencha buddy
I think this kittehs name is Torus.
I lived in dorm with dorm kitteh named Ledger, becuz kitteh liked the bin foar whyte ledger recycleage.
mah kittehs can transphormz into any stayte uv matter at will
once i had a kitteh who could likwify and ooze under doors, and reconfigger into solid kitteh on other side uv door
Mykal Jordnz kitteh wishez he wud get over it.
mai brudders n me recycled kittehs too from shelter
me no likey. GO GREEN. RECYCLE
rawr! trashcan avenger!