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kitty had a rough night.
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I can has herbal refreshment?
I can has deja vu all over again?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/28/dude/#comments
Turkeyburger! Thanks for that page referral. That Kitteh is a cute as this one is. But honestly, I don’t mind the double posts – it’s still funny.
But – when I went back, I started going back looking at the earlier pictures, then I got into the Lolcat language stuff, and then I found Elfi’s blog – and TEHN I found the cute pictures of her cats (they are apparently very good cats) dressed in their blue elefant hats! SOOO cute.
It’s too bad I’ve got other things to do – wun could spend one’s live here! But my other things are fun, too.
more originality please…
I haz bad hair dae….rilly rilly bad hair dae.
Having a bad face day.
Bobbeee!! Subbuddy squised by dose!
nao, nao bebeh, dat’s wuh happuns wen yu sleeps on yer face…
terminal headdesk. I told you your face would get stuck like that, and now look…
:::::: stamps tiny paws ::::: but i a PURRSIAN! i s’posed to look liek dis! and i a CALICO purrsian, so once i waked up, i gonna hissspit at you all!
Try dat agin:
Bobbeee!!! Subbuddy squished by dose!
who be dropping kitty on face by tail? kitty is NOT firecracker !!!
psych session kitty on couch sez:
“I feel like I’ve hit a wall. you know, in MY LIFE”
ROFL win!!!
“an da wall kums tumblin down, an da wall kums tumblin, crumblin….”
see was worth it to hit wall. now open wurm hole an go to resturant at end of world for BIIIG cheeseburger”
momcat
(I is avoidn skool work, dang it is caterday after all- wrk all nigt on silly re seach paper ’splainen why I wanna be special ed teacho” shud be obvious I jus nuts- l like my liddle kiddes, de mind me of my kats somtimes..) think go bed now, not sure makn sense anymore)
kiddehs, kittehs – all teh bebehs needs deyr edimicashuns frum well rested teechurs…
nap time…DO WANT!!!
wow – because you like a challenge, you like having things thrown at you and you’re mildly insane? seriously – good luck with that – that rates up there towards pediatric oncology for me – the kids aren’t generally terminal, but you don’t get the funding or the same sympathy points either
I always wondered what a stoned tribble looked like…
and we naos!
I ment to sai NOW we naos! not enuf redbull yet, sorree!
wait, whut? ;o)
STONED TRIBBLE! HAH! ~passes out~ XD
Tribbles! YESSSSS! it should say what u wrote!
oh noes.. iz monday again?
noes, bebbeh! is Caturday, jus early yet!
monday iz teh pleh! speshullee aftr werkin teh weekend! ebrywun lyke “oh, bak tu werk” en im lyke “wuddayameen, BAK tu werk?!? i wuz heer bustin my tayl on CATURDAY, en on SNOOZDAY tu! ya effin lytewayt!”
heer! heer! Ize werkin’ today and tomorrow and our sistims are down til tomorrow nite but we gotz to stay heer in caze ppl cawls us soze we can tell them we can’t help dem..is like, why bovver? u noes?…is dubble pleh!
At leest u gots ICHC to turn to.
yeah – iz on my feets awl day. nice to come homes to teh funnee kittehs!!
I is having hengover
So iz duh fuzzzy kitteh.
I can has brownies?
u has had enuff browneez alreddy. kthx.
I urmemburz sumfin abowt a hayr draiyur an a hawt ayyr vhent an meh sayin I wuz meralin Muhnrow. Bud aftur dat, I iz nawt….
/lukz in meerur
/heddezk
Okeh, kal teh hayrdrsur fr emurgensee hows kal. I no iz leevin hows tudey.
TigerPig kitteh sez…
Dude, liek so stoned now…
yeah, dude, les turn on the teletubbies and get a bag of cheesie poofs! awesome!
I can has cheezburger? An bbq chipz? An dis 2 litter of Mt. Dew? An a pint of Cherry Garcia? An mebbe we callz 4 peetsa? I’z kinda hongree rite nao…
awwww! cherry garcia…with salt and vinegar pringles! YEAH!
munchies ftw!
no mo catnip for you buddy
ann Funyons, man. Yea!
yea
and sum oringe pop!
Wayt . . . u forgotz teh MnMnMnMnMs. Cept, acors, nawt teh orunj wunz.
Burl Ives Kitteh
http://static.flickr.com/115/309772681_54791a50d6.jpg
Noooo man, you’z kidding me…. really?!?!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo way dude!!!!! Ehm…… what?
wook peeps…..I gonna sit here n tink about world peace. Can uz baak off a bit orady?
visualize whirled peas…righteous!
i has a ressipee for whirrled peas
xclnt! give to whirled leaders…they can’t mess it up toobad, can they?
i’z peezed off at whirled leaderz…..Dey mezzes up muh hairz.
All we is sayin’, is give peas a chance.
Haos bout gibin brakolee a chans?? may B cowleeflour???
bu not brusl sprouts K?
Let err b peas on Erf,
An letit beegin wif meeeeow
dang — I posted pre-catinafeeine or I wudda say whirled peas…. *smak head* lol
Srsly, dood… nuffin bettur den a gud ol-fashuned waek n’baek to start ur Caturday rite…
Cuz it’s Caturday, u aint gawt no job, u aint gawt no car, an u aint gawt sh*t ta do!!
dude, I’m just gonna take a break and have a kit kat
dude, if your not doing anything, how do you know your takin’ a break?
dude, cuz I’m havin a kit kat!
yeah! awesome!
(stoner dude dubble revelation)
air guitarz!
WHERE”S YOUR NECK!!!!!
seriouslY: best lolcatz EVARR
I lol’d so much.
Too bad it’s not an original thot
(troll goes back under bridge now)
under teh bridj downtown?
Da bridge in Fremont? Dere is a troll dere! I seed it!
Yay seattle. I duz miss it much. but husband and I r goin up to visit my relatives in seattle this x-mas. mebee I shoes him teh freemont troll.
( that was me – I was vacationing. a lovely bridge really, but next year I’m touring the LA river instead )
U gutz hangober tuu?
no, unfortunately. just being a bitch.
d00d, kitteh…u haz a HUUUUUUGE hed!! how u walk wif dat melon?
d00d kitteh, u haz a big hed! how u walk wif dat melon??
OMG it’s
SON OF LEE PRESS ON HEAD
aieee !!! RUN !!!
Dim vew kitteh taks teh dim vew.
Caturday partees stert erlee.
catz naym iz steev. steev blew evrywun owt at yer party awn Caturday wiv storeez ov how the freekwencee ov a bubbling bawng akshullee heightenz elektrikul kawnsentrayshun in thee part ov thee brain thatz kind ov like the ensuite adjoyning your creative centre and yer practikul prawblem solving centre. He awlso explaynd how Deep Purpel nyoo this which iz why they wrote the messidj-laced Smoke on the Water, coz thay hoepd evrywun wud tyoon into it, ya dig? He awlso explaynd haow traynz and subway carridjez are set to vibrayt at ekzact freekwencee foar hipnotyzing peepul to wurk 9 to 5. Evrywun woz foollee blown owt by him. Steev rawks. Eeven after Steev hookd up wiv yer ex awn yer bedroom flawr an ayt yer stash, dat woz juss Steev bein Steev. But naow he haz been lyin awn yer kowch since he woekd up Munday Moarning, heez juss smoekd yer last cigrette, an heez asskin if yoo cud remembr to get sum kawfee wyle yer owt – y’know. the good kind. nawt lyke that shit yoo bin drinkin. an itz thursdee.
Wait….what?
dood u lost me at “smoke on da wadder”
duh duh duuuuh
duh duh duh-duuuuh
duh duh duh
duh DUH
thatz mutch impressiv LOLriffin. . . u can haz Stairway?
man…that woz too harsh foar teh pikshr. Diss littl dood cud crash teh galaksy into a wall at mai playss ennytiem. Soarry littl Mad Purrfessor.
Aye but it was funny and very – Wossisname, Irving Welsh, sounding
oh my god – imadjining trying to read LOLkitteh writtn in Jordie aksent. . . . essploed,
Chewbaka babee puchur. Noze don turn blak til 1 yrz old. Srsly!
wht u luking at?
Rez-u-may for Wise Ol Kitty on Mountaintop:
Serene posture, check
Lock of White Hair, check
Squint of wisdom, check
Actual words of wisdom, neh….just bob your head up and down while they’s blethering on and on, and if pressed…heer the wind, the trees swaying in the wind, ohhhhhh the anser is blowing n the wiiinnnnndddd. i must….rest….naow….
Stuff like that
Cheezburger offering bowl, check…
Dis bebe be needin much snorglez and a anabiotik fur teh eyez. He cryin cawse U peeps lafin at himz. I bet dat kitteh prettier than awl u guyz puts togedder. I take teh liddle iddy biddy tribble. It turn into a beeutiful pedigreed sumday be wurth many cheezbures.
Kthxbai
teh cheezbures noms like cheezbures…
Hiz too youngz to experricence the cat nip! lol (yes im laughing at my own joke)
Quaaaaaaade…
Staaart teh reacktoorrrrrr…
i can has bad trip?
don’t take the bown nip, man!
That is so me like all the time.
-Jessica lynn
Whoa!!1! So many stoner kittehs. I nebber knowed dere wuz so manys..
This quote was actually used on another lolcat pic. The other kitteh was funnier.
honestly, i think this one is more apt, a friend of mine looks EXACTLY like that when hes stoned…
Dude Cat sez: I can has rug back? That rug reely tyed the room together.
Hay, kareful, man, there be beverij here…
Big Lebowski…FTW!
Jus beet it okeh – I has sinus infekshun an Im not gettin up today.
O wate – befor yu go, han me teh Nyquil? I needs anuther shot. kthxbai.
Flatz faysed, 2 kewwwt Bawl
ub Fluff waykinz frum himz Napz.
Inturruptid dreemz.
Wuz such exsellent
Napz! Bebbee Kitteh chayseeng
furree Naminullz
Bebbee Kitteh leeeeepz!
Soarrrrrrrz froo t3h ayr. Suddinlee
waykz up 2 THIS?!!1!
Jack.
Looks like a kitteh version of Jack Black o_O
Dis kitteh luk liek Baby Stewie from teh Fambly Guy.
itz a monchichi with a cold!
late post WIN !!!
ai tink iz awlso Stendtrollismo’z nemesis!!!
I think I’ve already met this kitty on the Internet before (sorry don’t know who to credit for the original pic), and even shamelessly captioned it twice for Fark threads (once with the very same caption used above).
If it is the same little guy, I think it’s time for an intervention. Kitteh clearly has a substance abuse problem.
LOL! What a face! Either the camera always catches him by surprise, or he’s got the perfect for radio!
Not sure how to post clickable links here, sorry if they don’t come out right, but y’all can see for yourselves if it’s the same dewd (both links are the same pic, different LOLcaptions) –
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1011595841&size=o
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/695/dudewaitpi7.jpg
Kittenkat, wut r u lernin? Bestes to b wit mee. I teeches bytin n scratchz likz a reel tigr, GRRRR
Yeh, but has u ever aet cheezburger…ON WEED?
Has you evah smashded into a wall…ON WEED?
Half-Baked FTW!
i can has bad nite wifout weed…jest tak 2 me aftr i’z had 2 howrs ov sleeps and haz to goes to class and luk intelegnt, tho i feelz liek crap…
Iz not stoner kitteh. Iz MAUGWAI! Don be feedin dis bebbeh after deh midnite.
I can has mogwai costume?
I can haz u?
Man, don taek teh red pill…
I gess iz kind of funny. shood be mor smartical tho. not rily funny.
Da funny kitteh 4get stuf quikly