we calls dis coordinaytin’
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
You mean COW-ordinating!
(first? FTW?)
I don’t know whether to give you five burgers for the awesome pun or one burger for the “first?”.
5 for the pun, of course!
definitely add a burger or two for having a first post that is not lame!
Psych 10101
Condition known as “Adrenaline Rush”, Causes and Effects:
1) Drugs
2) Sudden Danger / Extreme Stress
3) Seeing “No Comment” on viewing the newest lolcat post.
Effects can include, and not limited to:
Sweating, anxiety, heart palpitations, and not having the ability to frame the bestest awesomest winningest caption to lolcat post in nanoseconds.
My hat’s off to you as this is probably not your worry.
new firsty rule: OK if not lame
“Lame” inkloods enny menshun of being “first.”
Chime in, Teho! Ur blog has a gud essay on dis fenomenomenom.
no bleening comment.
*blush*
*grin*
leaf, ya has me peggged!
This is not a caticism of you, fren, your caption is cool pun. Being first AND soopa comment is FTW!
Jes, I do nawt meen to criticyze dapanferkitteh, hiz/hur comment wuz teh funnay. I iz just nawt a fan of teh “First!” in teh first poastings. YMMV.
Sum of us hoo r relativ newcommerz did nawt know it be unkewl to shout “Furst!!!” should teh occasion present itself. Dis is gud to know. Unwritten roolz are - hard to reed!
I’m for it ( how often do people get to be first IRL ? ) but then, I’m a floofy pink troll
( PS kitty sez to nearsighted girl : if you try to look for your car keys in my kitty butt ONE MORE TIME, I’m gonna give you lazik - with my claws )
Mai hatz off to U, leaf!
Sam Spade not in? Drat Now I gotsa drag this cow back down da stairs wit me.
Next time I want a smaller purse
I wonder if they got the cat or the purse first?
mah muneez on da purse
An teh cowcat’s munny is IN teh purse.
We calls tehm cowcatz tooo. Speshully if tehy’re mosly wyte wiff few blak splolotches. (Wyte wiff black tayle makes teh gigggles.) MOOOO-EEOOW!
cowcat wunders ware de matching bootses is. Cannut go to rodeeow wifout prawper shoos!
*COWCAT* FTW !!!!!!! ai iz in teh libbary, n ai snortled owt louwd n ebberyonez turneded rond n glareded reallllll hard at me…….teh laptoppie izznt big enuff 2 hid behindes…….ai trieded 2 luk innercent, cept teh big girn on mai faze gibbed me awaied……..
I allus callded ‘em Holsteen kittehs.
MOOOOOEEEEOOOWWW!
ummm, u mean y’all dont by stuff 2 match ur kittehs?
I Do.
All I wear are tabby stripes.
I’ve heard that can be very slimming, or nausea inducing if you know how to belly dance ;o)
I doan’t has 2 buy stuff 2 match mah kittehz… aftur a wile, awl mah stuff is so cuvverd in cat harez, it matches ennyway.
mah kitteh is blak…..i wood be emo to match mah kitteh
or GOTH!!! ^_^
Lolz… me 2! I has blak kitteh and white/ orange kitteh, 2 blak doggeh (won a huskee mix) and 1 white/brown doggeh. No maters wat I wearz, is accented wif fur. Evn if I goed naked, I wearz fur. (woodnt be cawt ded in no otter kind, thow)
I think they cloned one from the other. but which one?
Ok Stella, listen good…soon’s Sam open the door, im gonna be flirting with his ankles. All he’s gonna notice is my “big” bag, so when I’m batting my eyelashes, and do my lines to fool the big dope, you leap out and go get the bird….Got it?
ankle flirting FTW !!! pervy !!!
Kitteh on left iz anuthr Ikea snorgleflorgenkittehbutt waitin for peripherals. Kitteh on rite sighs…iz not so much fun to play wid till hed and feets arrive. But on uther paw, no has to share supper dish.
lollercoaster! iz troo, u never gets all parts at once from ikea! *mumbelgrumble six months to get flurgleflingen shelfs for grallblubblin bookcase*
Lolberwocky! Iz u froomious?
We is floomping in teh Squornshellous Zeta swomp!
hmmm… Douglas Adams/Lewis Carroll crossover… nows dats a buk i wud reed.
I can has Pratchett and Gaiman too pls?
WANT.
’speshully teh pratchett.
Yes you *can* has.
Good Omens ftw!
It a tribble ’till u gitz teh partz.
Um, mummah? Why u sqwerze?
WIN !!
I will take two of boff !!
Gotta love a Holstein kitteh !
Mah maekup caes
let me show u it
Hellooo, and welcome to mai howse. I will shows u hao to be teh glamerous…
let’s teleport to my closet and talk about fashion !!!
I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie’s heart away,
And I got Sidney’s leg.
Lowly Grunt,
You’re a major hit. Feelin mor at hoom nao?
Sure! Thanks!
kitty looks annoyed–how embarrassin to show up in de same owtfit!
Kitteh’s thinkin, “ZOMG, dat beeyotch copeed mah owtfit, she tewtallee saw meh buyin it at Furreber 21, she haz no stile uv her oan… wut a luzer!”
( clueless ref: )
“amber, was that you I saw going thru my trashcan?”
“AS IF - I don’t shop at judy’s !!!”
( or something like that )
3 werds: aksessurize, aksessurize, aksessurize
well, it is Fashion Week in NYC after all
The Mad Modder-Downer has been busy, I see…
Yeh, I bin notisin dat… gess dey just want 2 drop a littl poop on ebberybuddy’s day.
WUDebber.
“Mom! This new Transformer puked on my bed!”
Why dey say dont have a cow, man
looks good akshuly
o rly? u wanna mess wif meh? cuz dis is wut happind to teh last kitteh dat messed wif meh. go ahed, i needs a noo purs ennywai.
luv teh luk awn kitteh’s faec… it’s either “bring it!” or “this wasn’t funny the first 5,000 times either. better check ur shooz later.”
win!!!1!!1!!
but do the shoes match the bag? and… I (briefly) hesitate to ‘go there’, but does the carpet match the drapes match the shoes match the handbag? because THAT would be interesting…
plus, it would work nicely with the BLING MY TW4T thread from last week…
… here, if you missed it
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/08/23/halp-11/
Y dis cow got no head or feet?
Here I go just a-walking down the street, and I hear em saying
Move ya dum kitty kitty dum kitty dum!
So I turns around with my white bag and then I scream “Say Whut?!”
The road crew is flingin tar, and all of a sudden it goes Splut!
(Lyrics interrupted)
Helloooww? Dept of Transportation? I’m here to file a reimbursement claim of $200 for dry cleaning and salon bills. My last name is Whyte, and my first is Snobella, but you can call me Sno.