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MY INTERNETS IN A BOX.

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..LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

D Marie

Finaly - Ikea kitteh seems 2 b compleet. An it onlee took 147 phone calls.

 
stend

” and I will call him SCHNUUUUUUR “

 
Theresa

Wen yoo sez “internets” do yoo meen harblz?

 
 
bubbyscranky

I doesn’t care if you hasn’t gots eberyting out of da box, it’s mine naow.

Jenny

ware is teh sand? dis new kitteh toilet no good.

 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

is it can it be a rael interweb?

show me?

Pleh! Fake interweb! DO NOT WANT!

stend

kitty, didn’t you get the senator’s memo? the internet is a series of tubes, not a box

http://www.
boingboing.
net/
2006/07/02/
sen-stevens-
hilariou.html

 
 
 
Duffy

Do yr internets still com wif a cat-hode ray toob?

stend

the CAT scan machine has arrived

E

“And then I had a CAT scan, but he was no use, he didn’t know what he was doing.”

 
 
 
Teho

“…an das da way we duz it”

KickahaOta

Cut a hole in box
Put your cat into the box
Kitteh opens box

B!

No, dat nawt Richurd, dat’s Alice!! See da subtitles!

 
 
silverweezingbus

christmas: kit in a box!

hanukkah: kit in a box!

caturday: kit in a box!

stend

backstage at the CMA’s ???

http://www.
youtube.
com/watch?v=
1dmVU08zVpA

 
 
 
 
leaf

I order it off the Google.

stend

it came thru a series of tubes

( recursive cat is recursive )

Teho

doan maek me sets off teh feedbak lup alarums agen.

 
 
 
Melissa

It R A TWAP KITTEH!!!!

GITZ OWT!!!!

 
leaf

Please do not disturb…is my quiet place far from the madding crowd

D Marie

It seems 2 b werking…. not a lolsheep in site.

 
sarah koester

oooooooooo srs leteraryies ref…….k, ai forgeted hoo writed dat…..so emberasseded……ai hadda edumacation, jest kant member nuffin…….(too long ago n too far awai)

D Marie

Thomas Hardy. Try hims agayn, rilly readable eben in modern tymez.

I has a sum tings I liek to remynd peeple ob

1. Teh madding crowd = sheep
2. It is “Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio.”

jus lyke to keep teh werld tidy-like.

An Long ago n Far Awai was a song bai Irving Berlin:

Dreary days are over.
Life’s a four leaf clover.
Sessions of depressions are through.
Every hope I longed for long ago, comes true.

[Refrain]

Long ago and far away
I dreamed a dream one day
And now that dream is here beside me
Long the skies were overcast
But now the clouds have passed
You’re here at last!

Chills run up and down my spine
Aladdin’s Lamp is mine
The dream I dreamed was not denied me
Just one look and then I knew
That all I longed for
Long ago was you.

Theresa

Tommus Hardy too depressin. Turrible thingz happnin to undeservin peeples. Girlz raped, sheepdogz drive dum sheepp over cliffz, drunkards sell deyr famileez, leetle chidrunz commit sewercide. Iss too much sadd.

 
sillyannz

lurbs Tommus Hardy! Himz Mr. SA’s favrit riter. We has awwwwwwwwwl himz buks.

Dey cans be dark, but dey is still grate werks uv art, IMO. :)

Zaq

I muzt respeckfuli disagwee. Dark kin be grayt art, troo, but hardy crossuz teh lyne frum “dark” tu “whiny.” Tess ov teh durbarvilz iz neerly unreedable.

Fur gud dark litrachur, i prefurr Orwell or Kafka. Much dark, no whiny.

 
 
 
 
stend

… fur from the madding crowd ?

 
 
graceisgone

My box, let me show you it

 
medicated_maiden

looks like box is frum staples.

Kittehs.
Yeah, we’z gots taht

Teho

so wut hapin ifs i pres teh Eesy butn?

miss foots

no! no! eesy butn sets off teh h-bomb!!!!!!

 
 
Hyla's Brook

But iz ordred a “Kitler” kitteh - dis one not dat!

 
 
buggin2go

Pushin’ one owt. Privacee pleez. KTHXBAI!

 
CJ

Iz so sleepy. Dus this box hav bed 2 accomodayte my sily self?

 
enchilada

Furget mah dik, internets in a box is all dah rage naow

 
miss foots

Is cat in teh box

All awoun the mulbery bus
teh munka chase teh kitteh
Teh munka tot it was all in fun
POP goes teh kitteh

miss foots

wayt! is cobblers bench, not mulberry bush, rite?

D Marie

I lern somfin new ebery day! Aparintly in USA, is mulberry bush, in UK is cobbler’s bench.

Coz USA also has song here we go rownd the mulberry bush.

Also, Pop goes teh wesel is eether teh sownd a full spool ob thred makes, or it means to pawn ur coat.

tank u 2 straightdope(dot)com

Udder funee ting….mulberries are trees, not bushes.

B!

Yes, der’s a yarn meazhooring device, liek a niddy noddy, it can has a lil tingie, when U reech sertin number uv winds, da lil devyce, called a weezul, goze “Pop!” Den U no U winded rite amownt, cut, tie, an start agin!

So cood be wuz orijunallee a wurk sawng fur yarn wurkers? When U git in a rithim on da windy macheen, it humz purty good!

teenie

Derez anudder verse 2 dis sawng, it goes “a pennee fr a spool o’ thred, a pennee fr a needl, datz teh way teh munnee goze, POP goze teh weezl” en derez anudder part, lyke a bridg, but i dont remembr how teh bridg goze eksep teh last lyne “kiss me kwik, I’m off, goodbai, POP goze teh weezl” k I shuddup nao

 
 
nelleellen

I r raised in US and I lernd it as “cobbler’s bench’. O course I had to sing the song in mah hed to remember. “Penny for a spool of thread, penny for a needle”……can’t remember the next bit….”Pop goes the weasel!”

nelleellen

OOOOPPPPSS….shudda scrolled down…thx, Teenie.

 
 
 
 
 
sillyannz

dis box is relevunt to mah interests. NO SHARES.

bubbyscranky

Kittehs are neber too be sharin. It is a tho selfishness is in der natures.

 
 
Jenny

new n improovd Kitteh Explurer, verzen 3.0

 
Jack Deth

Kaliko Kitteh
haz bran noo Bawks! No can haz
yet!.. Itz beez awll herz

Pakkeeng Pnutz maykz
skwisshhee, skweekee sowndz az she
getz kumfuttibbill

Bawkz beeg enuff 4
a Napz. Mebbee eeben beeg
enuff 4 2 Napz! :-)

Jack.

miss foots

paking penuts kitteh frum a few pictures bak will cleen bawks for yu

 
 
philene

rong again!
No cheezburgers in dis box either.

 
catalogical humor

no lyke dis type litturbox.
walz r bilt to kepe me in wit mai stinkies.

 
LBeeeze

kitteh internetz haz outtadabox funkshunallitee

conscious cat

Luks liek indabox phunkshunality.

miss foots

awl it needs is a little cressent moon on teh privvy

 
LBeeeze

OOOOOhhhhhzzzzzzz NOOOOOOeeeezzzzzzzzz !!!!

noaw aih goez undergrownd

 
 
 
Kat H.

Be pwshg teh Ezy Buttn plz. Kitteh in boks delivrd 2 ur door. Awl ur orfuss probblums slved immed– immedy– ride awai. K? Yurwelkum.

B!

Ya, look! Da copycat I ordurred has arribed! Get da paynts reddy!

 
 
Nika

Rawk da cat-box, rawk da cat-box…

 
 
Melissa

No kitteh.
U can nawt download a cheezburger from teh innernetz.

Sabrina

we can has vir-choo-awl cheexburgers?

Lucy

Vir-chioo-awl cheexburgers fix weight problem from kitteth on da odder picture. Him eet only vir-choo-awl cheexburgers, dat work better dan Wait Wachers! Hem getz thinny in noz timz.