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Finaly – Ikea kitteh seems 2 b compleet. An it onlee took 147 phone calls.
Hug to activate
” and I will call him SCHNUUUUUUR “
Wen yoo sez “internets” do yoo meen harblz?
I doesn’t care if you hasn’t gots eberyting out of da box, it’s mine naow.
ware is teh sand? dis new kitteh toilet no good.
win
is it can it be a rael interweb?
show me?
Pleh! Fake interweb! DO NOT WANT!
kitty, didn’t you get the senator’s memo? the internet is a series of tubes, not a box
www.
boingboing.
net/
2006/07/02/
sen-stevens-
hilariou.html
lol stend u so phunny
Do yr internets still com wif a cat-hode ray toob?
the CAT scan machine has arrived
“And then I had a CAT scan, but he was no use, he didn’t know what he was doing.”
“…an das da way we duz it”
Cut a hole in box
Put your cat into the box
Kitteh opens box
**** in a box!
No, dat nawt Richurd, dat’s Alice!! See da subtitles!
christmas: kit in a box!
hanukkah: kit in a box!
caturday: kit in a box!
backstage at the CMA’s ???
www.
youtube.
com/watch?v=
1dmVU08zVpA
I order it off the Google.
it came thru a series of tubes
( recursive cat is recursive )
doan maek me sets off teh feedbak lup alarums agen.
It R A TWAP KITTEH!!!!
GITZ OWT!!!!
Please do not disturb…is my quiet place far from the madding crowd
It seems 2 b werking…. not a lolsheep in site.
oooooooooo srs leteraryies ref…….k, ai forgeted hoo writed dat…..so emberasseded……ai hadda edumacation, jest kant member nuffin…….(too long ago n too far awai)
Thomas Hardy. Try hims agayn, rilly readable eben in modern tymez.
I has a sum tings I liek to remynd peeple ob
1. Teh madding crowd = sheep
2. It is “Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him, Horatio.”
jus lyke to keep teh werld tidy-like.
An Long ago n Far Awai was a song bai Irving Berlin:
Dreary days are over.
Life’s a four leaf clover.
Sessions of depressions are through.
Every hope I longed for long ago, comes true.
[Refrain]
Long ago and far away
I dreamed a dream one day
And now that dream is here beside me
Long the skies were overcast
But now the clouds have passed
You’re here at last!
Chills run up and down my spine
Aladdin’s Lamp is mine
The dream I dreamed was not denied me
Just one look and then I knew
That all I longed for
Long ago was you.
Tommus Hardy too depressin. Turrible thingz happnin to undeservin peeples. Girlz raped, sheepdogz drive dum sheepp over cliffz, drunkards sell deyr famileez, leetle chidrunz commit sewercide. Iss too much sadd.
lurbs Tommus Hardy! Himz Mr. SA’s favrit riter. We has awwwwwwwwwl himz buks.
Dey cans be dark, but dey is still grate werks uv art, IMO.
I muzt respeckfuli disagwee. Dark kin be grayt art, troo, but hardy crossuz teh lyne frum “dark” tu “whiny.” Tess ov teh durbarvilz iz neerly unreedable.
Fur gud dark litrachur, i prefurr Orwell or Kafka. Much dark, no whiny.
… fur from the madding crowd ?
My box, let me show you it
looks like box is frum staples.
Kittehs.
Yeah, we’z gots taht
so wut hapin ifs i pres teh Eesy butn?
no! no! eesy butn sets off teh h-bomb!!!!!!
But iz ordred a “Kitler” kitteh – dis one not dat!
Pushin’ one owt. Privacee pleez. KTHXBAI!
Iz so sleepy. Dus this box hav bed 2 accomodayte my sily self?
Furget mah dik, internets in a box is all dah rage naow
Is cat in teh box
All awoun the mulbery bus
teh munka chase teh kitteh
Teh munka tot it was all in fun
POP goes teh kitteh
wayt! is cobblers bench, not mulberry bush, rite?
I lern somfin new ebery day! Aparintly in USA, is mulberry bush, in UK is cobbler’s bench.
Coz USA also has song here we go rownd the mulberry bush.
Also, Pop goes teh wesel is eether teh sownd a full spool ob thred makes, or it means to pawn ur coat.
tank u 2 straightdope(dot)com
Udder funee ting….mulberries are trees, not bushes.
Yes, der’s a yarn meazhooring device, liek a niddy noddy, it can has a lil tingie, when U reech sertin number uv winds, da lil devyce, called a weezul, goze “Pop!” Den U no U winded rite amownt, cut, tie, an start agin!
So cood be wuz orijunallee a wurk sawng fur yarn wurkers? When U git in a rithim on da windy macheen, it humz purty good!
Derez anudder verse 2 dis sawng, it goes “a pennee fr a spool o’ thred, a pennee fr a needl, datz teh way teh munnee goze, POP goze teh weezl” en derez anudder part, lyke a bridg, but i dont remembr how teh bridg goze eksep teh last lyne “kiss me kwik, I’m off, goodbai, POP goze teh weezl” k I shuddup nao
I r raised in US and I lernd it as “cobbler’s bench’. O course I had to sing the song in mah hed to remember. “Penny for a spool of thread, penny for a needle”……can’t remember the next bit….”Pop goes the weasel!”
OOOOPPPPSS….shudda scrolled down…thx, Teenie.
dis box is relevunt to mah interests. NO SHARES.
Kittehs are neber too be sharin. It is a tho selfishness is in der natures.
new n improovd Kitteh Explurer, verzen 3.0
Kaliko Kitteh
haz bran noo Bawks! No can haz
yet!.. Itz beez awll herz
Pakkeeng Pnutz maykz
skwisshhee, skweekee sowndz az she
getz kumfuttibbill
Bawkz beeg enuff 4
a Napz. Mebbee eeben beeg
enuff 4 2 Napz!
Jack.
paking penuts kitteh frum a few pictures bak will cleen bawks for yu
rong again!
No cheezburgers in dis box either.
no lyke dis type litturbox.
walz r bilt to kepe me in wit mai stinkies.
kitteh internetz haz outtadabox funkshunallitee
Luks liek indabox phunkshunality.
awl it needs is a little cressent moon on teh privvy
OOOOOhhhhhzzzzzzz NOOOOOOeeeezzzzzzzzz !!!!
noaw aih goez undergrownd
Be pwshg teh Ezy Buttn plz. Kitteh in boks delivrd 2 ur door. Awl ur orfuss probblums slved immed– immedy– ride awai. K? Yurwelkum.
Ya, look! Da copycat I ordurred has arribed! Get da paynts reddy!
Rawk da cat-box, rawk da cat-box…
Clash ftw!
No kitteh.
U can nawt download a cheezburger from teh innernetz.
we can has vir-choo-awl cheexburgers?
Vir-chioo-awl cheexburgers fix weight problem from kitteth on da odder picture. Him eet only vir-choo-awl cheexburgers, dat work better dan Wait Wachers! Hem getz thinny in noz timz.
To reboot, just turn upside down and shake (i wonder how long until he realizes we gave him an Etch-A-Sketch?)
…iz Catbert?
I’m bored and have a sinus infection
therefore, I am going to post random links
http://www.vectorama.org/
http://www.bldgblog.blogspot.com/
http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/
OK, dat site is funnee! Heeeelleeeeummmmm!!!!
http://www.bitterwaitress.com/
http://www.bigdeadplace.com/
we-make-money-not-art.com/
http://www.gawker.com/
http://www.blogga.ru/2005/09/18/rusmouse/
Do Want. These are cool. Scroll down, folks, there are pictures and English. Stend isn’t playing a weird trick on you, which was my first thought.
they’re real, AND for sale
I think now would be a good time to put all these links in a wordpress account… I can barely move
You should do the wordpress thing. Believe me, if I can do it, it is easy. Sorry about the sinus infection. You could try turning off the computer and getting some sleep, ya know? We’d miss you, but we all have to sleep sometime.
Take big lawng shot uv sumpin to help U sleepy firs! Vodka, Whiskee, Tekillya, or eben Nyquil! Den drinky wadder, an sleeeeeeeeeeep, SLEEEEEP!!!
I can has tranzmogrifier?
win 4 calvin & hobbes, eye forgets about their box!
ground shipping…. GROUND SHIPPING!!11!1….. I been in dis box for days. no cheezburgers, no onion rings, just cold furfurs and catsup… meh… next time overnight da kitteh orders kthanx
Kitteh be sayin “Pleez be leeving me alone nao” or “I vant to be alone” dat last wun shuld be sayd in dracula axscent. Or Brigit Bardot. Wat ebber floats yur boat.
Dat wuz Greta Garbo, she Sewdish liek IKEAkitteh.
My mistake, one of many, many, many. It wuz layt, mah brain wuz sloin down.
I herez dat hooms letz cat owt of da bag. Why cantz da letz me out ob da box?
Mebbee dey’r bizzy lettin da dawgs owt?
who? WHO? WHO??
Staples now has kittehs! Delivered to your door. Asleep–must recharge with cheezburgers.
It looks like a Starbucks box? A sleeping cat in a Starbucks box——now dats a knundrum.
) brb I need a latte…..
iz “STAPLES” — $tarbuxx wud be in greyn print
uh oh well dat not much phunny. I guess I was projecting my lak of catfennie intake Sigh.
Amazon dot cat
wen cahn i swich too dis amising neu eye ess pe?
noe lyke it here, I wans go back.
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