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k this made me lol… but mostly cuz i has a weigh problum too.
Mai wait prolem is dis—- yer makin me and I don’t wanna….
(wait fur da next pic)
Smile
I’m in shape !!! round is a shape !!!
( mebee if I cover the scale with my floof, they won’t see it and they’ll give me another cheezburger )
U noes can see dese nummers on dis skayle nao. Ebbry tiem u luks at dem u say “eeek, no moar cheezburgrz foar us!” an, wells, we just can’t have dat nao, can we? kthxbai.
onlee solooshun to weigh problim: dont weigh!
Kitteh no haz wayt
prawblum! Kanz allwayz arraynjj
herzself 2 luuk slim
Warm flat Bawks iz nyce.
Hewmin’s lap-tawp pickchur Bawks
iz eeben nyser
Kitteh wundurz wie
warm flat Bawkz hums wen she layz
awn it?…. Muss be borkd!
Jack.
thx4 weigh. ai can haz curdz?
I tink iz all de curdz wut gib da way porblem!!
nonono…. curdz n weigh is cottage cheez. iz GUD fur weigh problm.
can have curds of any kind of cheez. Good num nums is fried cheddar cheez curds at A&W.
cheez press pushes water out of curds to squish together to maek harder cheez.
I watch too much history and discovery
in Canada, at A&W, you get the nom nom cheese curds and fur furs and gravee! is called poutine! is so much awsum!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine
alwng caym a spider
an sat down in cider…?
inside ….!?!?! ew!!
is this thread recurdzsive? I cannot tell
nawt shoor. hadnt o’curd ta meh. gess we juss hasta Tuffet owt
u guys confuse teh shiah owtta me. Kurd u explain, sunni rather than later?
Didz you knows u can make musical instrument from curds? Iz called an acurdeon!
Fank u, folks, u has been a grate audience. Pleez to be trying de chicken curdon bleu.
An dont fergit to tip yer watress.
..over.
i cantst keep aweigh frum teh cheezburgrs!
I is weigh too cute!!
Dont ferget: my fur alone ways 10 lbs, so i not really all that heavee
HEY GET AWAY myob!
scale it back a wittle …….u bery intensified…..I not woke up yet
so what you’re saying, kitty, is that you want us to shave you to help control your weight? cause that’s what I’m hearing
:: placing ‘shaved pussy’ joke thread placeholder here ::
Stend stend……u soooooooooo badz
klik on mai name, “leaderoftheband” an’ u’l C shaved pussy. Rly!
hi to evry one
mabe if i only put haf me on scales day not notice and i gets nother cheezburger!
I noes, iff i covers teh skales I no see teh nummers. I no woree ennymore
mebbe i eet gardenburger instead
. . . nah
I has awai problem you sai?!?!? GO AWAI!!
Mai problem…too much nom.
Dis way slydz nice acrost dis slickeree floor! Iz fun, no porblem!! Til mommee gitz Noid wif da noyzes an takes it a-way frum me! I nebber gedda hav NE fun!
Kitteh if u didna do it in middle of da nights Mommee would be less noid and u could plays.
Oh lawdy
i gotsta heet da jym
GO AWEH, U CANNO C!
But nowhere to put it.
Taim to start mai Catkins
Wut u mean iz shud wai self wet?!?!?
Weigh? No Weigh!
Kitteh, ai seez wot u iz doin der. Put dem bak feet onna skail too.
Honistlee, u iz wurs dan me takin off eerings beefor Wayt Watchaz meetin!
My weigh, I will not show u it.
weit watcher kitteh sez stik to yer dye it
I hep you by eetint all your cheezburgers
wut ar u tawkin bowt? dis nawt a skayl, dis mah pedes… peduh… showoff spawt! dese numbers jus tell meh how menny cheezburgers i deserb. i is vry winning cat. *preens*
“he aint hebbe- hes my kiiiiiiittty” tanks- now dat I sings can I hab my cheeseburger?
lub dis pictur when I waz baby kitty had biiiiigggg black cat nom midnight, hims only eat warm bef libber. My moms had to fix for him eberynight. He be bout 25 pounds. berry detrmined kitteh no would go on diet when moms try to get himz to looses weight.
my moms say midnight raiseded me- would follow me round house and swat me when moms say I does somnth wrong.
still miss dat kitteh some 40+ years lader. Got mouth cancer no could eat libber anymore so crossed bridge. I teencat, I crieded.
momcat
The bigger of the two silver kitties loves to lounge on my scale too– I have no idea why. Does he think it’s a kitty pedestal? “If I’m on this thing will you adore me MORE?”
da Puck kitteh, mai tubby baybee, lubs to sits on da scales 2!
Oh hai! Keepun dis warmz for ur feetz!
It Caterday! Time for my favrit show:
“Weight, Weight, DON’T TELL ME!”
Dat b tru. Don tell me.
kthxbai.
lub dat show! move Oregon to Colorado- frst thng fin NPR dat haz dat show.
show mak caterday all good eben if I does hav to do houseworkK
momcat
akshowle gascat lub show 2. las year win a skool quiz cause gascat listn ebry caterday.
him alzo lub “cattalk w/ click n clack de tappit kitties ” too.
move Orygun to Colorodeo? DO NOT WANT … leavez Orygun alonez … homescribe and homescribe’s kittehz livez in Orygun and lak it just likez it iz.
yah-
I libs in Oregon 40+ years. Hubby got relo cat ed to colorodeo ( I liks that)- seemed lik gud thng at the time.
been in colorado 1 year plus cupla months- whole fambly not happy- too hot, too dry too way up high. Sorta likum thunderstoms though-
wuda gone back to Orygun but gascat now college kitty here. kinda make it hard to moves back.
mabe in 4 years *sigh*
momcat
who u callin fat?
[b]In[/b] [b]soviet[/b] [b]russia,[/b] [b]weight[/b] [b]problum[/b] [b]has[/b] [b]u![/b]
oh man, bold doesnt wurk the same wai as on uther site ksorry my bad
In soviet russia, weight problem has u!
use < not [ here.
and you could do it like (w/o the space of course) b4 da whole thing and /b in da < things after it all.
yah use <B <I full text </I </B
(you’ll need to add a right bracket to each set – add 4 above for)
full text
o. kthx i was confused. In my pants (Nerdfighters!!!) is different.
uhh… lemme try…. In soviet russia, weight problum has u! i hope it did….
hurrah. i mean Hurrah!!!!
Ugh. i was trying to say put the symbol before the first word, then do the whole thing, not before each word.
Just ‘gnore me.
Akshully, sence I is hoggin teh skayls, U is teh wun wit teh weigh problim.
Go fine sumwhayr else.
HA! I WISH I has ur weigh problum kitteh!
Melissa can has borked scalses?
Did dood luks jus like mah BlueMax. His wayt is 21 lubs. An vet sez hes not fat neethur, jst maed owt uv very flexibul cinderblok.
lulz flexible cinderblock i lold very hard!
An I did it my weigh.
must protect mai hoomins
iz gud guard kitteh
Donot approach dis box. It maybe innosent lookin, but it alwayz makes hooman mommy cry. Is puuuure evl. Donut worry tho, I is immyune n will protect u.
i iz not fat, i just eet too muny cheezburders… ooff……. i feel like fat kitteh.
Oh wait, i are fat kitteh. Silleh me.
my bad plz to be getin slimfast now kthx i gotta go jog
Yeah i has a weigh problum! i cant see the goddamn little screen thing! Move your tail!
kiteh is nawt overweight kitteh just haz big bons datz all
noes!!!!
wen she ganez a pownd, she not byz food.