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Pass the wasabi…
Iz tow hrd nomming da suchee cuz iz no has uposibul thums but iz gonna try…
raw fisheh okay, but dis seeweed pleh
Swimz up heer, fishee – ai notz wanna getz wiskurz wetz!
ai needz a lawnger tung…..oar a biggest belleh 4 2 put awl dis watter.
Hasta go
Sluuuuurp
*ptoo*
sluuuuurp
*ptoo*
sluuuuurp
*ptoo*
an hope mommah dosnt come in an see teh mess befor he gets teh fishie.
non-ketteh aside……
can’t you just SEE that!!!!!?????!!!!!!
Fisherkitteh is usin tong as lure. Looks … I fink he goin forit!!
Dunno, kitteh. Dass a Tahi fightin fishie–hims mite nips ur wiskers off.
*Thai fightin fishie.
(cat-like typing detected)
U betta watch out (hehehe)
Argh, Dr. Cat… I’m gunna has 2 tuna u owt naow…
Teh Missing Lynk! between cat and catfishes!
Bobbin for Fish…advanced players only…
Pleh…need bigger bucket
Gee I feel awfully sorry for you, being separated from your peeps and all.
Tell you whut: You just grab my tongue, and I will reunite you with them guys, ok?
Durty Tank-eray Martini up, no twist, live fishee, plz. Maek it a dubbl!
lolz…tank-ery, gud one!!
Ai is Tonee teh Tiger Sinklayr–reddy to tank-eray?
Diz watr….
It has a flavr
Oh, dis luks just lak mah Emerson kitteh (waitin at teh Bridge now) who wuz teh sweetest big boi in teh wurld an had no branez at all. He weied 24 pounds and looked lak more becus of all teh floof…he fell into fings a lot becuz of not noein how big his feets wuz. If dis wuz him, hed liekly get his hed stuk in teh bowl an not noe whut tu do next.
Usually, Tux came an gotted me when Emersun wuz in trubul.
(I suspeks sometimes Tux egged Emersun on in teh firstest plaise: “Go on, see if yu can tawk to a fishie under water. *snork*”)
Ah teh infamoos Instegaiturz.
I had a kitteh like dat too. When I was makin teh marrije to mah first hub, we had 3 kittehs, Squeaky, Miss Turkey, And Good Sam. Squeaky constantalee got Ms turkey into trubble. They would both be diggin in my dead plants And squeak would hear me and run away, leavin MIss turkey holdin teh bag.
Lil BETCH. But I lubbed her.
Yoz stil in der typin, Melissa. Any ud news yet?
Nuffin yet. DAMMITT!
Teh trolls are here tonite.
Dey gives u onlee one burger,
Trollz, we has ‘em.
I haffs a kitteh like dat. Hiz name iz Aldous Huxley, an him way 17 pounds. Him iz a big blak kitteh, an teh oder kitteh, Baby, takz advantij of teh vakyoom in hiz hed. I calz him teh Lardmuffin of Love.
Ur kitteh mane kewn? I has two plus tabbie (Marble, Sally, Tora).
I alwaes spected he wuz teh Mainely Coon cuz he looked liek teh pikshurs, hyooje (not fat neethur) wif tuftee ears and glorious stripey tail, but he wuz a reskue so I nevur noed for sure.
Iz DAT how yu noez iz a mayn coon? I haz a hyooj kitteh, 21 pownds wif lawng floof, she havz tufty eerz. Her furz iz kaliko tho…mebbe mayn coon mix?
fanciers(dot)com is a fun site. U can luk at teh picshures an see if ur cat has teh characteristcs ob a certayn breed. Teh Mayn Coon is a “natural” breed (not bred for any xtrem traits liek teh tailessness) so der r lots ob non pure-bred cats wit similar trayts. Teh site sez dat Mayn Coons “come in all colors except for chocolate, lavender, ticked tabby, and the point-restricted (“Siamese”) pattern.”
I had a Mayn Coon wit papers an eberyting, an he was a “classic tabby” but, I hab seen cats I knew were not Mayns dat luked jus liek hims. I always figgers its more a descriptive ting. If U say Ur kitteh is a Mayn Coon mix, den peepl will unnerstan you mean a big floofy silly kitteh wit a bottle brush tail an tuftid eerz an a real catitude.
If it maeks u an ur kitteh happee, it maeks me happee, too.
ZOMYG!! My beeg boi kitteh wz mane kewn.. No Branes had he!!! edda… Most awsumful puddy tho… Attackeded the goggies dat no belongeded to us…Himz bested fren was mai bxr/lab… dey both went to de brigde same year…at 15 yrs..Wz bornd same yr 2…
Eben tho i gots mai Po,,, i stil misses those 2….
Many,,,many years of >great……
Dat fishie haz a much durty bowl.
Dat’s why teh kind an thotfull kitteh is kleenin it 4 teh fishee! He a bery caring an consernd companyun-aminul.
Come fishiessssss……………………. i luvz u allz but you must come near me mouth!!!
Fishie: if u wantz tartar sauce, go to the Bikini Bottom!!!!!
i can has plecostomus?
he cant has cleen bowul
If u wants tartar sauce, head for the Krusty Krab and ask for Spongebob
And “Undersea cheez”.
That soundz dirtee to me.
timgunn cat sez “iz makez it werkz tayme”
oh noes … timgunn cat stolez my keybaord and commentz deh wrong macro!
I come home from dorms for christmas last yearz…i bringded my dorm fishies home…i had four bettas…all waz sepurrated by glass, o course! but kitty watched….and kitty learned…and bettas did not make it to new years…i has not getted new fish…i has learnud too
i think some one needs to cleen that bowl
Tink of teh lolfiddies!
Dat’s funneh–Ai coud have sworn dere was a bonsai-kitteh in heer a few dayz ago…
hmm, i cans only fit one pointy end in heer atta tiem… mebbe if I drinks awl dis watur, fishy can has no playss left to hied!
srsly, luk at dat watur level an wer teh icky stuff ends… dis is nawt kittehs first drink frum heer. mebbe teh moldy watur is liek likkin funnee stamps? “d00d… teh fishys turnin awl dese cullorz, luk!!” kitteh is addicted.
fishy is pissed. “dat’s MY trippee watur, no shares!”
I fink mebby yoo got sumthin there. My Snickakitteh likes ucky-water…an even BETTER dan ucky-water is ucky-water TOWELZ. We had a towel where my howz waz leeking, and it smelled VERY Steenky indeed…Snickakittur grabbzez stinkehtowell an carrys it aroun in his mouf, like “Dis MY steenkytowel. Steenkytowel iz my frend!” an den he makes nest of it and wuzzles wif it.
Him same kittur who gets in bafftub an trys to lift baffmat to get at da underside. Dats how I know wen is time to kleen bafftub.
“Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? That’s my house you’re drinking. Um, sir? Excuse me? I’m very fierce. Excuse me? I’ll set the building on fire….”
ROFLMAO!!! Dat last line mayd me snort mah minnerul wattur. Office Space FTW!!!!!!
BUTIWASTOLD that i could hav thiss water all to maiself.
IMEAN if other betaz get teher own water, i should be able to have mine.
SIR i bleev you has mai water.
I could put strychnine in the gooshyfood.
Kitteh sez: “heer fishy fishy fishy….., I can seez u, no hidingz in ur empty boul”
fishy fishy fishy fish
fish fish fish fish fish fishy-o
dat went warevar i did go
But dahlink, wez from differnet worlz!
Dis kitteh berry polight
Iz wai beeg enuff too jump on da rim an dumpee da watur
Kitteh ownlee habbing a drink wit fishee fren
*wink wink*
Dat wat he tole da fishie
Fishee lukz so beeg
insyde t3h boal, butz dere’z 2
much watturz 2 dreenk
Fishee boal wattur
tayst kind uv “Pleh!”. Mebbee
Kitteh rawkz t3h boal?
2 much wattur 2
nawt maykz a mess. Koodz mayk nyse
snakk 4 Caturday!
Jack.
My mouth, let me show you it.
Fishie sez: DO NOT WANT!
Teh kurrect shape ov glass halp tuh koncentrate teh aromas ov teh wine, for teh air hav a flavur.
This wine haf a distinktive aromas of seasides and vegetayshuns and fishy.
I takes it, monsewer somalierz.
Now plz to bring anuvver bottil.
Go ahed kittah… drink all u wont… I am peein’ in heer.
LOL, W.C. Fields sed he didn’t drink watur- bcuz fish f*** in it!
That fish tank really needs to be cleaned. You need to use distilled water, too. I’m surprised the fish isn’t already dead. I guess the cat can just finish it off.
Dang dis resront no gibes u persnal servis.
Sillee! Dis is teh boofay!
Dat is some dirtee azz aljie waddur kitteh.
As Ina Garten wud sez..
It has lots of flavor!
Im in ur bole
nozin ur waters
down in teh middy ob an iddy biddy poo
fwam fwee widdle fiddies
anna mama fiddy too
fwim sed teh mama fiddy
fwim if u tan
an tey fwam an tey fwam all ober teh dam—
all togedder now……
boomp boomp wadda lotta wadda shoo…
ooooo datz 1 ob mi bery faboritz !!!!!!!! ai ben singingz dat cince ai waz a bery liddle gurl ……ai allus singingz wen ai feelz inna gud muud…to dis bery dai!
i tink its
boop boop diddim daddim waddim cchooo
i lurned it as oomp boomp biddum boddum waddum shoooooo
i can has krabby patty pleeze?
kthxbai
kitteh joost lyk KT. luff tarter sass. mmm.
fiddy say “you gottum spongebob card? no? go fish! kiiteh say “ok, I go fish”
*slurrp*
momcat
b kliban reeferrrrr——sneakercat
dis watah tastes phishy fo some reasons…
Ob course I iz vegematarian. Now hold still.
I needz howse ef to dreenk watter fur mee furst.
(obscure references ‘r’ us)
Ai hadd a kitteh wuns taht tryed saem ting wth mai Betta. Betta bit kitteh’s tung. Didnt hurt teh kitteh, o cors, but kitteh wigged owt. Kitteh wuz skeered ov da fishie after taht. So phunny, big kitteh skeered of tiny fishie. Taht wuz wun badass Betta.
HAY u neede 2 kleene ur akwayereeum NOE TARTAR SAWZ 4 U
Cute picture, but that fish bowl needs cleaned. Badly. O_o
teh kitteh can hasd cheezbugr sauz
Clean the fishbowl!
NOW!
Dr. Kitteh’s favrit part of speermnt – beta tasting.