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Ninjakittn is doin ninjitsu.
Unaware kitteh is unaware!
(das wut yr SPOZTA think!)
I really think the orange kitteh is “fishing” for black kitn.
I agree – the next frame must show gaijin cat spinning around to wrestle ninja kitty.
First!! But something has eeted dah voting brgrz (IE6 under XP).
working on mac, tho
Fisher-price computer always works.
workings on WinXP 64 w/FireFox 2
Ah fink sometimez long load tymez, mah borgrz eez lsst fing to load on dah gnuest IE.
Cheers guys; It fixed itself, but the message describing the fix has been eaten too as of now. It was all the burgers on the front page, and on both this page and “Fold Kitteh”. I didn’t go any further back.
They’re back now, and all I did was a quick visit to another site on my faves list.
LMAO first.
LMAO noob
3… 2… 1.. KITTYSPLOSION !!!
Yes, Stend, I wantz to see next pic frame. LOL adn see big marmie in, most liekly da same posishun.
Ebberting ‘terrorize’ my kittehs. Day so easy. I am used to a laid-back DLH (Harrigan) who jumped at NOTHING. Deze kittehs jumpz @ ebberting.
When it tiem for bed, dere is tiny T-Rex that live unner the mud-room door. Kitteh mush looooook, slide, looook and sidle butt first downz the hall, until past dis doorz. T-Rex dere ebber night. Move U foot whilez kitteh go past, kitteh go past while two feets in dee air. LOL. Too easy..bwaaahaha
I confess – I luvs to maek mah kittehs go “popcat”. Mah meezer is ten yrs old an still goes popcat at evry littul movemunt. Itz eezy in teh winter wehn I sits wif an afgan (I meen a blankie, not a goggeh) on mah lap. Tehn I wiggul mah toze when he wawks by and he goes popcat evry time. *snikr*
Mai brudder LURVES to do taht. It is a tiny sound he maeks by movin his shoez together – peepls can harly heer it – but kittehs goez straight up into teh air. We yellz at him fur doin it – but we also be ROLFing. MOZT amazing site! He says they thinkz it be snakez!
Sorry, Duffy. Bonzo Gal is rite and I shud hav sayed it, too. “Popcat” is GRATE word. I never before knew I has teh popcatz, and now I do! (know it, i mean.)
POPCAT is now officially part of our vocabulary, along with Happitail
Yes he’z teh cheef
He’z teh king, but abuv evrathing
He’z teh most tip top – POPCAT!
POPCAT iz mai nu fave werd! I can maeks anee kitteh POPCAT, if 1nce onlee.
I sitz wif ma feetz litl bit apart on teh sofa an wigglz ma fingerz at teh kitteh ontill kitteh iz btween ma feetz. Wen kitteh iz almost reddy tu jumps tu atax mai fingerz, I skootz mai feetz farder apart. Silleh kitteh goez str8 up in teh aer.
We used ta maek Theo go popcat alla time win him kitten. We laffed. Nao Theo maeks every1 go poppeep. Lubs to scare peeps, even visitors who is unawares. When u is bizy and u haz to pophoomin, is not so grate, akshully.
Ur composhur. I has it.
Me an roommate mayks kitturz go POPCAT! at ebbery possible opprtunity. BadKitteh iz quite vulnerable to POPCAT! tactix…sudden snap of fingrz. shoe noizez, neerly anyfing acshually. Him nerrvus kitteh.
Mah toaster maeks lowd noyz and shoots toste up in teh air… an kittehs 2… brekfest is awaz full of popcats in mah howse! (LOL, Duffy, “popcat” is grayt wurd.)
I tink we fown a way to start de reaktrr fur da “butterd toast/cat array” now! We yooz BG’s toastrr, pops toast an kittehs into ayr at same tiem!! LOL!
I used to have this broken siding on my front door, and every strong breeze would make the siding go plbplbplbplbplb like a giant raspberry– and now the bigger of the two silver cats is TERRIFIED of raspberries. I just have to make a little plbplb and he yoinks up in the air just like this tiny kitty.
POPCAT SCAREDYCAT!!!
P.S. I love your new word.
But is it a Hello Kitty toaster?
moar lyk Gudbai Kitteh
toste is great word too
Wowser. Now I haz a turn-over and popcat. Enoki lubs to scrinch her “mommie I lubs you” eyes and den turn-over. I alwayz ask ” what flabor iz you today?” coool.
TAIL IS MINE!!!
Extend claws! Engage levitation device! Attack!
Or mebbe kitteh tail skared babeh kitteh!!!
…an nows kitn can has REBENJ!!
Aaaagh! Hawribul orenj snayk gunna eetz meh!
LAWLZoR! EEK! Dat snaik gotz no hed!
No, kitteh, i thinks u is safe. Teh snayk just eated a big kitteh so he is maybe no hongry now. Look, u can see teh outline of teh eated kitteh inside snayk.
caerful, bebeh – teh big kitteh has five pointy ends, too!
DIS HAPINS IN OWR HOUS AL TEH TYM.
(sumtiems teh orinjj wun iz meeeee)
So, iv U sai UR a kitteh, RU reeli a leagul prufeshunul?
hehe noes… I T profeshinul.
Mai 2. Well, profeshunul mite B strtchin a bit.
[yawns]
[stretches a bit]
…sry, wut?
I spects, deeeep down, u iz KITTEH!
Duz dat meens we awl has inner-kittehs? Releese ur inner kitteh!
I releesed mai inner kitteh and she runned right smak into mah inner slyding dore. I has to take herz to inner vet now. kthxbai
. . . so i found an inner vet on teh innerweb an turns out, mai inner peese iz innerfered wif cuz of inner ear innerfection. . .
i am ful of lolz! hehe
Sounds like somewun needs a innervenshun.
HA!!
Duz taht meen u izz… POYZEN???
wel I iz werin teh orinj shirt todays…
Teho, have you have been spending too much time in the catcave lately?
Dere is nao sush ting as *tu mush* tym in teh catcave! Sides…iff he din’t staie dere so mush, sumbunny mite steel teh Rikster!
teh Rikkster has been making a royal BRAT of himself just lately. it’s a darn good thing he’s cute & lovey (when he’s not terrorizing Spot or climbing the screens or knocking things into the water dish or…)
…what?
oh sorry. um. right.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SCREEN KNOCKS YOU INTO WATER DISH!
Rik is goin froo his lidl kitteh adolessince.
Totalleh remindz meh of dah GANK kitteh ^^ so cyoot n stalk n pounce!
(n feel so sorree for dah shock dat oryng wan in fore!)
Dis is too funnee. Seens like dis happan alla time at mah haus, but i’m allus eetin breffus or foldin laundries or sumpin. Dey nebber happan wen i jus happan to hab a camra in mah hand. How peeples do dis?
Fuzzy littel stelth bomber kitteh launches surprize airstrike. Hed splodes frum teh cute. Kthxbai.
Ai tink sum peepls jus keries dere kamra arownd wif dem awl teh tym.
Oar dey has it surjikly impl…ipla…impal…glood tu dere fayse.
i kno! do deez ppl haz ful-tyme jobz, or do dey jus sit @ hom waitin to fotograf the kittehs???? or du dey haz sekuritee camraz takin tyme-laps fotos awl day?
I has teh feelings dat dis happen qwite a bit at dis howse. Owner probably recognized when little black kitteh went into Ninja-mode, and got camera ready…
Well, mebbe. But as soon as I gets teh cameramera out, teh kittehs stop actin cute and starts likkin deyselfs. Mebbe dey is holdin out fur modeling contract?
Ma kittehs alwayz walk up to camra lenz.. “Mamma, wha’s dat? Why dat? R U in der?”
Sigh. Mennee noze pix, no purty kitteh bodeez R funnee kitteh antix.
Recipe fur tihs foto:
One ol set-in-his-wayz kitteh, ignoring babeh kitteh, flipz jusda tip ov tail 2 espress displezzur wif home invaziun by nucomer
One babeh cattan, intent on makin big kitteh full ov lurbs 4 him, diztracktid bai tip-flip (mus invesg, um inversgig, um chek it owt)
Haf camamera reddy – nex step takz millisecunz
Cumbine ingrejience. Eff hyoomin not ROFLAO an suffrin asplodid hed, takes da pix!
*pout* I no can get babeh kitteh… huzbin sez no… lol
Great recipe!!
Admyr teh way fotografr caught teh *egg=zakt* perfick momnt wen kittn wuz in ayr wif awl klors aout!
That is trooth. Unless it was a still from a viddeo…
…or fotoshopped.
Blak kitteh don’t gots flash shadow, do he?
don matterz much.
Yes, dere is a shadow–hard to see because it’s almost the same color as his furz. Luk under his nose and front pawz. He’s just too close to teh wall to leave much shadow
Nooripuss, 4mer fuzzeh blak photon-kittin, sez to photogrufers: “Allus has da catnips reddy ‘n creeate photo-opps” (Nooripuss has spent intire lif in Washington, DC area–she knows da photo-opps.)
UR tail.
I has it.
protovision… i haz u now! [/wargames]
In Soviet Russia, oranj tayle haz U.
Ninja kitteh preepaer tu asasanate targeet
Dedlee Cute m-ploid
Now wif ekstra Sproiiiiingg
AIEE!!!1! OMG U HAS A SNAKE ATTASCHED TU JOO BUTTZES!!!!!11! AH GETS IT!!!!
Doonot worry bigbrover cat… i gettin the big, stripy snake dat sneekin up on you!
ftw. iz vera goodz
I has komed back foarty-leben tyms tudai to sniggle ober teh “JOO BUTTZES!!!!11!”!
LAWLING OWT LOWD!!11!1!
pls to be on yer interwebs – haxin yer LOL’s! ^^ hehehe
I are teh Silent Death. Mai Ninja skillz are far superior to ur tail…
Silunt Deth kitn iz can be no mach fr teh Silunt Butt Dedly!
Ninja babekitteh have learn how to “advance to da rear”!
NOOOO KITTEH! Dah oryng wans arr POYSON!!!!
ROFL, WIN!!!!!!!
Ahm at dah top of yur stairs, scarin dah biggur kittehs…
Whoooaaa! Uat a big wurm! Gonna shred’t!@1!1!!
and here I was thinking “Leerooooooooy Jenkins!!!” would fit better as a caption…
At least I has chicken
Statik kitteh iz stuck to wall
Outlet kitteh eez elektrikfied…
“Dat dam littl blak kittn, allus snekin up teh stayrs and skeering me. I is goyna be reddy dis tym wen teh littl bugr trys tu jomp awn…WAAAAUGH!!!
hahahahahaha win win WIN!
Oh hai! Ah found yer tail…
I want to see the picture that was taken 10 seconds after this one.
Showing the orange cat attached to the wall, beside the picture equivalent of the ironic sofa?
Look, I don’t mind Surrealist, or even some Abstract (as long as it’s attached to someone else’s wallet), but that picture is just dog-ugly!
Sofistikayt orinj cat is distractid, kontemplatin teh piktur: “My God, it’s hideous! I’ve scraped cat litter over better *bebbeh pouncees* GAAAAAAGH!!!!”
Orange kitteh thinks “Man, that is wun BIG baklavah somewun smashed on teh wall dere. Mmmmm, baklavah…I wunder if we can noms it? Whut do you think, little kitteh?”
hedsplozun wit laffin @ U 2!
oh dis make me laff so mausch too! ^^
ginger kitteh has beeg surprise coming …
Kamakazi kitteh -
May expect deth,
But iz for good cawz.
wire fu kitteh is in teh matrix
o pls.
kittehs not NEED wyrs. das fr pithetic hoomins.
oh hai, nebber thot of dat! kitteh is da 1! he can SEE da matrix…sneak up on Agent Smith Kitteh!
PK Kitty needs to lvl up first.
Shot frum cat-apult
Landz on tail
Suprize attack
To no avail
Life roun here
Iz neveh stale
Wen babeh Blackie
Reaches Stripey grail!
[drum-and-bass bridge]
WIN!
Mai new moskitter netting: not so grate, aktshilly. Skitters getting bigger, too. Hrrmpff.
An hayrry, wif klawz.
Oh hai
I can has yr tail?
kthx
Tiny Black Kitteh slinks silently, slowly. His favorite prey, teh Stripy Orange Buttsnake is in view, unawares…Downstairs, the arrival of the owner has provided the proper distraction.
Little Spiky Furred wun settles into crouch…pupils dilate, haunches flex–Teh Butt Wiggle of Doom™ is wun of teh first skillz to develop.
Breathing settles, then with a quiet gasp, a tiny furry missle launches itself into the air…tail flexes instinctively to make subtle corrections to flight…muscles clench and tendons tighten to reveal hidden weapons…a perfect kill.
A quiet, happy purr involuntarily escapes MRROOOOWWW!!! and 4 legs react, however independent from one another. Proving the adage of cats being graceful wrong once again, a mass of shades of orange plummets down the stairs–front half running, rear half still on it’s back–partly sliding on its butt, partly still trying to defend itself from the surprise attack…after completing a full forward summersault with a one-and-one-half twist, full traction for all 4 feet is only gained after impacting the wall on the far side of the landing. Sleek and agile once again, 2 quick leaps takes the large orange one down the rest of the stairs, past the front of the feet of a surprised owner, and then quickly settles into the classic “cat sitting” pose in the middle of the living room and begins to wash his face with a front paw.
“Oh, hai”, he meows, as if just noticing the owner walking in. “Um, that so didn’t scare meh…”
From the landing on the stairs, a tiny mew of inquiry, little black head cocked slightly to one side…”Where did u go? We wasn’t done playing yet…”
FTW!!! FTW !!!! FTW !!!!!!!!
TURKEYBRURGER – u haz outdone urself!! We wuz awl wantin to see teh foto after dis one, and u have given it to us. It challenges “a picture is worth a thousand words.” Ur werdz here IS a thousand pictures. Thank you. I’m still LOLin and SNERTing.
I LUV dis! Joo haf gibben us de pix ov momints befoar attack! Butt Wiggle uv Doom alwayz funnee!
ROFLMAO!!!
Nao mai kittehs laffing at *me* cuz ai falld awff da caowch laffing at diz storee!
WIN!!!!11!!!11one!!
Turkehborger joo has MUCH WIN! Ah was reedin so intentedleh n lyke “OMG WOT HAPPENS NEXT?!?!?!” Ah laff so harded mah doggeh wanderin if ah losted mah marbalz!! (which not entirely NOT true…) Joo storee of “aftermath” eez much awesum!!!
i krushes ur armees wif mai pincer manoofer! pince! pince!! pince!!!
**HAIKEEBA!!1!**</b?
ooops.
stoopy hoomin
is stoopy
is ok!
is Frydegg an enywaiz I gets ur MST3K ref!
Yay! MST 4 teh WIN!
ROWSDOWER!
ROWSDOWERURURURUR! XD
By nao ma lungs wuz AKIN fur ayr!!!
**HAIKEEBA!!1!**
is ok!
is Frydegg an enywaiz I gets ur… um wayt, did I alredy sez dis?
Has u ebber has day jah view?
Dehr iz dayjahvu and dehr iz repitishun; iz deht efer repetishun!
( from BBC comedy show I bet no-one else ever saw )
Wut wuz da show? Ai myte haz seen it…
I has seen minny sum BBC comdess, but nawt awl. (Moastlee teh owlder wuns.) Wich wun is it?
Ginger kitteh has powerful explosive poots. Little black kitteh is discovering that burgers maed with pepperjack cheez nawt so grate, ackshully…
darn u tb– I am NEVE NEVE NEVE drinkin pop while reading ur missives again! NEVE
)
I just found this pic takes on a whole new lvl of funneh if you picture teh little cat moving backwards away from teh Ginger–and what would be causing that…
eez lyke LOL in reverse…but mo bettah ^^
OMG is SNAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!
get in da car!
Noez, wate. Iz okai; ah kin tak hym.
agen wif teh day sha foo…
is rilly “vuja de.” Not onlee has we ben hear befoar, we will bes hear agayn!
I always thot dat teh “voojah dey” wuz “I nebber seen dis befoar”
Nooripuss ( blak 4mur photon-kittin, haz Frensh spekin reltifs & btw dem duz NOT spek kitteh-pigin) sez:
“I tinks you meenz toujours-vu. So dere! ;ppp. Butt srsly, vuja dey vera clever!”
Alzoe I called “noor” cuz aldoe I all blak I is fast as sppeeeed ob da lights. Noor Airbic 4
light!
“voojah-day” is wen do it al rong agin
If u plais teh kuntry moosic sawng bakwerds, duz hims wyf an dawg an truk kom bak?
mushrum mushrum.
Kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh kitteh.
Mushruum, mushruum.
Kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh, kitteh kitteh.
ARGH!
Snayk! A Snayk! Wu wu, itz a snay-ayk!
U has win, muchly, yeth.
Mai “pawp kulcher” ignerince is showin agin. Wut is teh refrince hear, plz? Kthxbai!
this teh ref-uh-rinse:
Badger Song
stoopi me. nawt typin html so gud today, aktually
typ teh address of tehs: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
sry for the stupi’z
O yah, I mimbr teh Bajer sawng! I fergotted teh mushrums, tho.
Evvytime I hear da Badger song, it maminds me of da Llama Song.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
Da LLama SSong mmakes mme hhappy.
Awl five poyntee endz is ayrborne. OOF, I fink landings nawt so graceful.
Amerikun judge givs a 9.5.
invisabul drum kit. allwus surpriz leed singur.
Jinjur: I fink I b choozin dis egzakt sekkund tu goew daownstayrz.
Behbeh Eenkblawt: YAAAA-uht-oh!
/lahnd n awkwurd puzishun
Jinjur: /tern arownd
O hai, Behbeh Eenkblawt. Wut iz u up tu?
Behbeh Eenkblawt: Er, nuffin. Jest dewin mah mornin yogah rooteen.
Jinjur: (undur breff) Weerd littul gai.
/wak awey
Eenkblott: [shoulder-lick] [non-shalont] [shoulder-lick]
Yes, this is importunt rool for kittehs: When in dowt, wash.
…bcuz u MENT tu do dat!
Behbeh Eenkblawt – still maykin meh laf…*snicker*
Bobby? Bobby? BOBBBBEEEE !
Oh man I gotsa find that little brat….This is so not worth one cheezburger an hour.
And I suppose to meet Tommy Stripes at the window! He is like so hot!
BobbEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! THUD!
aaaah…wut’s that…sees words in crayon below “Pikshur of fat as****d nanny splat on wall”
BOBBY! YOU ARE LIKE SO DEAD! RRROWWWR!
Dis pikshur is rife wid cat-ass-trophic potenshul.
Speshully if jinjer kitteh duzn’t muve hims ass befoar blak banzai kitn gits hims klawz awl up innit!
Feer is da mind killr
I can has sandwurm ride
Popcat Atreides is can NOTS be teh Squishits Hartatak.
but I not goin tels him.
u tels?
Heehhhe heeh hehe heh..
I am super ninja kitteh…i stalk my prey, anudder big fat babysitter, like her sistas.
Mommy smrt not to tell them how good i be at this or they never come again, but I takes care of them.
Steady steady …. (steady run and leap!)
BOBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! THUD!
hee heee heee heee hee … she nevah find me in this closet.
He iz also elektrik.
I gots ur tayl nowe, iz elektrik!! *boogiewoogiewoogiewoogie*
Blakk bawll uv fluff
seez plump strypee snake. Muss sayb
t3h Wurld wunse moar!
Bebbee Ninja wayz
nexx 2 nuffeeng. Duz nawt luk
arownd t3h kornur
Midnyte Bebbee showtz
“ATTAKKK!!1!” as Strypee Kitteh
slowwwwwwlee turnz arownd
Jack.
Kweschun remaynz… iz Ennkblawt Bobbee jumpin forwurd to pownce, or backwurdz in popcat mode? Mebbee iz Shrodingrrz kitteh, doin bofe or neever at saym tiem?
ooooooh — iz QWANTUM eenkblott!
I nebber herd uf a qwantum earregulairity called Bobbee b4! Phfisix is kewl!
Bobbee cans demminstraet fr u teh spooky akshun ata distince!
u all has made mah hed splode frum qwantum hoomor! mah LOL’s eez nao exponential =D
u guyz iz reading it rong.
Blak kat attak on ginger cat
suksesfully repelld bai rear deflektor sheeld!
Banzai no war cry!
Banzai = Long live….
So….long live little black kitties attracted to big red cat tails by static electricity?
Yep! BANZAI LIL ENNKBLAWT!!!
Meestr Marmalade, BANZAAAAAAIII!
Leetle Eeenkblott, BANZAAAAAAAII!
Tennoheika, BANZAAAAAII!
(Sorry, got carried away. Tennoheika=His Majesty, the Emperor)
Bloody brilliant foto.. long time since anything remminded me of my cats unholly kitten days. made me laugh long and hard, so i figure it deserves my thanks.
*still laughing*
Taleg
“Marco!”
“Pollloooooooooooooooo!!!”
“AHHHH!! WTF??? Ur doin’ it wrong!!”
“hee hee heeeee”
Suhpwize! *tailhop*
i has blak kitn and big orunj kitteh…litl kitn lurves to play popcat wif big kitteh
mah lil bro too….lil black kitteh walks past him……he shout “BUGSY!!!!1!!” is not kitteh nymor. is popcat.
OK, this might have hit number one. I’ve smiled and laughed at others, but this one got a hOOt.
ya dis akshuly teh furst won dat i printowt an stik on ma ofiss dor.
The caption was perfect. Hard to improve on that.
I can has Kamikaze attack?
Domo!!
BANZAI!!!
omgosh i think this is thebest won ever1
Hello! My naym iz Inigo Montoya. U killded mai fathr… prepair 2 die!!1!
sssstop saying that!
Incontpththeeevable.
No mor rymz now, I meen it.
…Anybodi want a peenut?
DESTWOY!!!!!!!!
I keep hearing Harvey Birdman seque sounds “HOO CHA!!” in my head.
Totally made of WIN!
For the Win!
Tiny Klingon Kitteh sez: Is a good day to die.
cat-li doing a jacky chanz. wachaa!
Hyoomin comez home later…findz much floof on stare carpit, plantz knocked over, priceliss orminints smashed, liddle black kitteh hidin on top of frijj, orinj kitteh sulkin under teh bed. Hyoomin tinks “waddindahell happen here?”.
This one is so old!!!
…and stil so gud!!
I tink Jinjur twiched tayl away @ last secund, & Inkblott gott faceful uv carpett.
I can has surpries buttsecks?
Cute!
Ninja Kitty!!!
O NOES! Dis not endz wel
baby kitteh not no M upstares, hehe.
i lizt all teh kittehz: happycat, ceiling-cat, basement-cat, ninja-kittteh, vampire-kitteh, an much mowrei don kno yet,,,i juzt joyned icanhascheezburger
Clever girl… [Jurassic Park]
the little black kat is sooooooooooo kute