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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ninjakittn is doin ninjitsu.
Unaware kitteh is unaware!
(das wut yr SPOZTA think!)
I really think the orange kitteh is “fishing” for black kitn.
I agree - the next frame must show gaijin cat spinning around to wrestle ninja kitty.
First!! But something has eeted dah voting brgrz (IE6 under XP).
working on mac, tho
Fisher-price computer always works.
workings on WinXP 64 w/FireFox 2
Ah fink sometimez long load tymez, mah borgrz eez lsst fing to load on dah gnuest IE.
Cheers guys; It fixed itself, but the message describing the fix has been eaten too as of now. It was all the burgers on the front page, and on both this page and “Fold Kitteh”. I didn’t go any further back.
They’re back now, and all I did was a quick visit to another site on my faves list.
LMAO first.
LMAO noob
3… 2… 1.. KITTYSPLOSION !!!
Yes, Stend, I wantz to see next pic frame. LOL adn see big marmie in, most liekly da same posishun.
Ebberting ‘terrorize’ my kittehs. Day so easy. I am used to a laid-back DLH (Harrigan) who jumped at NOTHING. Deze kittehs jumpz @ ebberting.
When it tiem for bed, dere is tiny T-Rex that live unner the mud-room door. Kitteh mush looooook, slide, looook and sidle butt first downz the hall, until past dis doorz. T-Rex dere ebber night. Move U foot whilez kitteh go past, kitteh go past while two feets in dee air. LOL. Too easy..bwaaahaha
I confess - I luvs to maek mah kittehs go “popcat”. Mah meezer is ten yrs old an still goes popcat at evry littul movemunt. Itz eezy in teh winter wehn I sits wif an afgan (I meen a blankie, not a goggeh) on mah lap. Tehn I wiggul mah toze when he wawks by and he goes popcat evry time. *snikr*
Mai brudder LURVES to do taht. It is a tiny sound he maeks by movin his shoez together - peepls can harly heer it - but kittehs goez straight up into teh air. We yellz at him fur doin it - but we also be ROLFing. MOZT amazing site! He says they thinkz it be snakez!
Sorry, Duffy. Bonzo Gal is rite and I shud hav sayed it, too. “Popcat” is GRATE word. I never before knew I has teh popcatz, and now I do! (know it, i mean.)
POPCAT is now officially part of our vocabulary, along with Happitail
Yes he’z teh cheef
He’z teh king, but abuv evrathing
He’z teh most tip top - POPCAT!
POPCAT iz mai nu fave werd! I can maeks anee kitteh POPCAT, if 1nce onlee.
I sitz wif ma feetz litl bit apart on teh sofa an wigglz ma fingerz at teh kitteh ontill kitteh iz btween ma feetz. Wen kitteh iz almost reddy tu jumps tu atax mai fingerz, I skootz mai feetz farder apart. Silleh kitteh goez str8 up in teh aer.
We used ta maek Theo go popcat alla time win him kitten. We laffed. Nao Theo maeks every1 go poppeep. Lubs to scare peeps, even visitors who is unawares. When u is bizy and u haz to pophoomin, is not so grate, akshully.
Ur composhur. I has it.
Me an roommate mayks kitturz go POPCAT! at ebbery possible opprtunity. BadKitteh iz quite vulnerable to POPCAT! tactix…sudden snap of fingrz. shoe noizez, neerly anyfing acshually. Him nerrvus kitteh.
Mah toaster maeks lowd noyz and shoots toste up in teh air… an kittehs 2… brekfest is awaz full of popcats in mah howse! (LOL, Duffy, “popcat” is grayt wurd.)
I tink we fown a way to start de reaktrr fur da “butterd toast/cat array” now! We yooz BG’s toastrr, pops toast an kittehs into ayr at same tiem!! LOL!
I used to have this broken siding on my front door, and every strong breeze would make the siding go plbplbplbplbplb like a giant raspberry– and now the bigger of the two silver cats is TERRIFIED of raspberries. I just have to make a little plbplb and he yoinks up in the air just like this tiny kitty.
POPCAT SCAREDYCAT!!!
P.S. I love your new word.
But is it a Hello Kitty toaster?
moar lyk Gudbai Kitteh
toste is great word too
Wowser. Now I haz a turn-over and popcat. Enoki lubs to scrinch her “mommie I lubs you” eyes and den turn-over. I alwayz ask ” what flabor iz you today?” coool.
TAIL IS MINE!!!
Extend claws! Engage levitation device! Attack!
Or mebbe kitteh tail skared babeh kitteh!!!
…an nows kitn can has REBENJ!!
Aaaagh! Hawribul orenj snayk gunna eetz meh!
LAWLZoR! EEK! Dat snaik gotz no hed!
No, kitteh, i thinks u is safe. Teh snayk just eated a big kitteh so he is maybe no hongry now. Look, u can see teh outline of teh eated kitteh inside snayk.
caerful, bebeh - teh big kitteh has five pointy ends, too!
DIS HAPINS IN OWR HOUS AL TEH TYM.
(sumtiems teh orinjj wun iz meeeee)
So, iv U sai UR a kitteh, RU reeli a leagul prufeshunul?
hehe noes… I T profeshinul.
Mai 2. Well, profeshunul mite B strtchin a bit.
[yawns]
[stretches a bit]
…sry, wut?
I spects, deeeep down, u iz KITTEH!
Duz dat meens we awl has inner-kittehs? Releese ur inner kitteh!
I releesed mai inner kitteh and she runned right smak into mah inner slyding dore. I has to take herz to inner vet now. kthxbai
. . . so i found an inner vet on teh innerweb an turns out, mai inner peese iz innerfered wif cuz of inner ear innerfection. . .
i am ful of lolz! hehe
Sounds like somewun needs a innervenshun.
HA!!
Duz taht meen u izz… POYZEN???
wel I iz werin teh orinj shirt todays…
Teho, have you have been spending too much time in the catcave lately?
Dere is nao sush ting as *tu mush* tym in teh catcave! Sides…iff he din’t staie dere so mush, sumbunny mite steel teh Rikster!
teh Rikkster has been making a royal BRAT of himself just lately. it’s a darn good thing he’s cute & lovey (when he’s not terrorizing Spot or climbing the screens or knocking things into the water dish or…)
…what?
oh sorry. um. right.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SCREEN KNOCKS YOU INTO WATER DISH!
Rik is goin froo his lidl kitteh adolessince.
Totalleh remindz meh of dah GANK kitteh ^^ so cyoot n stalk n pounce!
(n feel so sorree for dah shock dat oryng wan in fore!)
Dis is too funnee. Seens like dis happan alla time at mah haus, but i’m allus eetin breffus or foldin laundries or sumpin. Dey nebber happan wen i jus happan to hab a camra in mah hand. How peeples do dis?
Fuzzy littel stelth bomber kitteh launches surprize airstrike. Hed splodes frum teh cute. Kthxbai.
Ai tink sum peepls jus keries dere kamra arownd wif dem awl teh tym.
Oar dey has it surjikly impl…ipla…impal…glood tu dere fayse.
i kno! do deez ppl haz ful-tyme jobz, or do dey jus sit @ hom waitin to fotograf the kittehs???? or du dey haz sekuritee camraz takin tyme-laps fotos awl day?
I has teh feelings dat dis happen qwite a bit at dis howse. Owner probably recognized when little black kitteh went into Ninja-mode, and got camera ready…
Well, mebbe. But as soon as I gets teh cameramera out, teh kittehs stop actin cute and starts likkin deyselfs. Mebbe dey is holdin out fur modeling contract?
Ma kittehs alwayz walk up to camra lenz.. “Mamma, wha’s dat? Why dat? R U in der?”
Sigh. Mennee noze pix, no purty kitteh bodeez R funnee kitteh antix.
Recipe fur tihs foto:
One ol set-in-his-wayz kitteh, ignoring babeh kitteh, flipz jusda tip ov tail 2 espress displezzur wif home invaziun by nucomer
One babeh cattan, intent on makin big kitteh full ov lurbs 4 him, diztr