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  1. paws4thot says:

    Ninjakittn is doin ninjitsu.
    Unaware kitteh is unaware!

  2. paws4thot says:

    First!! But something has eeted dah voting brgrz (IE6 under XP).

  3. Nick Reeves says:

    LMAO first.

  4. stend says:

    3… 2… 1.. KITTYSPLOSION !!!

    • Shaungrl says:

      Yes, Stend, I wantz to see next pic frame. LOL adn see big marmie in, most liekly da same posishun.

      Ebberting ‘terrorize’ my kittehs. Day so easy. I am used to a laid-back DLH (Harrigan) who jumped at NOTHING. Deze kittehs jumpz @ ebberting.
      When it tiem for bed, dere is tiny T-Rex that live unner the mud-room door. Kitteh mush looooook, slide, looook and sidle butt first downz the hall, until past dis doorz. T-Rex dere ebber night. Move U foot whilez kitteh go past, kitteh go past while two feets in dee air. LOL. Too easy..bwaaahaha

      • Duffy says:

        I confess – I luvs to maek mah kittehs go “popcat”. Mah meezer is ten yrs old an still goes popcat at evry littul movemunt. Itz eezy in teh winter wehn I sits wif an afgan (I meen a blankie, not a goggeh) on mah lap. Tehn I wiggul mah toze when he wawks by and he goes popcat evry time. *snikr*

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

          Mai brudder LURVES to do taht. It is a tiny sound he maeks by movin his shoez together – peepls can harly heer it – but kittehs goez straight up into teh air. We yellz at him fur doin it – but we also be ROLFing. MOZT amazing site! He says they thinkz it be snakez!

          • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

            Sorry, Duffy. Bonzo Gal is rite and I shud hav sayed it, too. “Popcat” is GRATE word. I never before knew I has teh popcatz, and now I do! (know it, i mean.)

            • elfinugget says:

              POPCAT is now officially part of our vocabulary, along with Happitail

              :)

            • Pittypat says:

              Yes he’z teh cheef
              He’z teh king, but abuv evrathing
              He’z teh most tip top – POPCAT!

            • hwygrl says:

              POPCAT iz mai nu fave werd! I can maeks anee kitteh POPCAT, if 1nce onlee.

              I sitz wif ma feetz litl bit apart on teh sofa an wigglz ma fingerz at teh kitteh ontill kitteh iz btween ma feetz. Wen kitteh iz almost reddy tu jumps tu atax mai fingerz, I skootz mai feetz farder apart. Silleh kitteh goez str8 up in teh aer.

            • theosmommy says:

              We used ta maek Theo go popcat alla time win him kitten. We laffed. Nao Theo maeks every1 go poppeep. Lubs to scare peeps, even visitors who is unawares. When u is bizy and u haz to pophoomin, is not so grate, akshully.

              Ur composhur. I has it.

            • Gladys says:

              Me an roommate mayks kitturz go POPCAT! at ebbery possible opprtunity. BadKitteh iz quite vulnerable to POPCAT! tactix…sudden snap of fingrz. shoe noizez, neerly anyfing acshually. Him nerrvus kitteh.

        • BonzoGal says:

          Mah toaster maeks lowd noyz and shoots toste up in teh air… an kittehs 2… brekfest is awaz full of popcats in mah howse! (LOL, Duffy, “popcat” is grayt wurd.)

        • Shaungrl says:

          Wowser. Now I haz a turn-over and popcat. Enoki lubs to scrinch her “mommie I lubs you” eyes and den turn-over. I alwayz ask ” what flabor iz you today?” coool.

  5. lifeonpaws says:

    TAIL IS MINE!!!

  6. Jacki14 says:

    Extend claws! Engage levitation device! Attack!

  7. Charity says:

    Or mebbe kitteh tail skared babeh kitteh!!!

  8. sillyannz says:

    caerful, bebeh – teh big kitteh has five pointy ends, too!

  9. Teho says:

    DIS HAPINS IN OWR HOUS AL TEH TYM.
    (sumtiems teh orinjj wun iz meeeee)

  10. mystique says:

    Totalleh remindz meh of dah GANK kitteh ^^ so cyoot n stalk n pounce!

    (n feel so sorree for dah shock dat oryng wan in fore!)

  11. doctorcat says:

    Dis is too funnee. Seens like dis happan alla time at mah haus, but i’m allus eetin breffus or foldin laundries or sumpin. Dey nebber happan wen i jus happan to hab a camra in mah hand. How peeples do dis?

    Fuzzy littel stelth bomber kitteh launches surprize airstrike. Hed splodes frum teh cute. Kthxbai.

    • Cottleston Pie says:

      Ai tink sum peepls jus keries dere kamra arownd wif dem awl teh tym.

      Oar dey has it surjikly impl…ipla…impal…glood tu dere fayse.

      • Charity says:

        i kno! do deez ppl haz ful-tyme jobz, or do dey jus sit @ hom waitin to fotograf the kittehs???? or du dey haz sekuritee camraz takin tyme-laps fotos awl day?

    • Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

      I has teh feelings dat dis happen qwite a bit at dis howse. Owner probably recognized when little black kitteh went into Ninja-mode, and got camera ready…

      • doctorcat says:

        Well, mebbe. But as soon as I gets teh cameramera out, teh kittehs stop actin cute and starts likkin deyselfs. Mebbe dey is holdin out fur modeling contract?

        • B! says:

          Ma kittehs alwayz walk up to camra lenz.. “Mamma, wha’s dat? Why dat? R U in der?”

          Sigh. Mennee noze pix, no purty kitteh bodeez R funnee kitteh antix.

    • Jennifffuurrr says:

      Recipe fur tihs foto:
      One ol set-in-his-wayz kitteh, ignoring babeh kitteh, flipz jusda tip ov tail 2 espress displezzur wif home invaziun by nucomer
      One babeh cattan, intent on makin big kitteh full ov lurbs 4 him, diztracktid bai tip-flip (mus invesg, um inversgig, um chek it owt)
      Haf camamera reddy – nex step takz millisecunz
      Cumbine ingrejience. Eff hyoomin not ROFLAO an suffrin asplodid hed, takes da pix!

    • RushnGreen says:

      Admyr teh way fotografr caught teh *egg=zakt* perfick momnt wen kittn wuz in ayr wif awl klors aout!

  12. Bannoch says:

    UR tail.

    I has it.

  13. D.R. says:

    Ninja kitteh preepaer tu asasanate targeet

    Dedlee Cute m-ploid

    Now wif ekstra Sproiiiiingg

  14. mystique says:

    AIEE!!!1! OMG U HAS A SNAKE ATTASCHED TU JOO BUTTZES!!!!!11! AH GETS IT!!!!

  15. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    I are teh Silent Death. Mai Ninja skillz are far superior to ur tail…

  16. Lucy says:

    Ninja babekitteh have learn how to “advance to da rear”!

  17. mystique says:

    NOOOO KITTEH! Dah oryng wans arr POYSON!!!!

  18. mystique says:

    Ahm at dah top of yur stairs, scarin dah biggur kittehs…

  19. sol_niger says:

    Whoooaaa! Uat a big wurm! Gonna shred’t!@1!1!!

  20. Vharshyde says:

    and here I was thinking “Leerooooooooy Jenkins!!!” would fit better as a caption…

  21. myf says:

    Statik kitteh iz stuck to wall

  22. mystique says:

    Outlet kitteh eez elektrikfied…

  23. Cottleston Pie says:

    “Dat dam littl blak kittn, allus snekin up teh stayrs and skeering me. I is goyna be reddy dis tym wen teh littl bugr trys tu jomp awn…WAAAAUGH!!!

  24. mystique says:

    Oh hai! Ah found yer tail…

  25. kittyface says:

    I want to see the picture that was taken 10 seconds after this one.

    • paws4thot says:

      Showing the orange cat attached to the wall, beside the picture equivalent of the ironic sofa?

      Look, I don’t mind Surrealist, or even some Abstract (as long as it’s attached to someone else’s wallet), but that picture is just dog-ugly!

  26. homescribe says:

    ginger kitteh has beeg surprise coming …

  27. tallian says:

    Kamakazi kitteh -
    May expect deth,
    But iz for good cawz.

  28. Sabrina says:

    wire fu kitteh is in teh matrix

  29. educand says:

    PK Kitty needs to lvl up first.

  30. Jennifffuurrr says:

    Shot frum cat-apult
    Landz on tail
    Suprize attack
    To no avail
    Life roun here
    Iz neveh stale
    Wen babeh Blackie
    Reaches Stripey grail!

  31. Pittypat says:

    Mai new moskitter netting: not so grate, aktshilly. Skitters getting bigger, too. Hrrmpff.

  32. Tina says:

    Oh hai

    I can has yr tail?

    kthx

  33. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Tiny Black Kitteh slinks silently, slowly. His favorite prey, teh Stripy Orange Buttsnake is in view, unawares…Downstairs, the arrival of the owner has provided the proper distraction.
    Little Spiky Furred wun settles into crouch…pupils dilate, haunches flex–Teh Butt Wiggle of Doomâ„¢ is wun of teh first skillz to develop.
    Breathing settles, then with a quiet gasp, a tiny furry missle launches itself into the air…tail flexes instinctively to make subtle corrections to flight…muscles clench and tendons tighten to reveal hidden weapons…a perfect kill.
    A quiet, happy purr involuntarily escapes MRROOOOWWW!!! and 4 legs react, however independent from one another. Proving the adage of cats being graceful wrong once again, a mass of shades of orange plummets down the stairs–front half running, rear half still on it’s back–partly sliding on its butt, partly still trying to defend itself from the surprise attack…after completing a full forward summersault with a one-and-one-half twist, full traction for all 4 feet is only gained after impacting the wall on the far side of the landing. Sleek and agile once again, 2 quick leaps takes the large orange one down the rest of the stairs, past the front of the feet of a surprised owner, and then quickly settles into the classic “cat sitting” pose in the middle of the living room and begins to wash his face with a front paw.
    “Oh, hai”, he meows, as if just noticing the owner walking in. “Um, that so didn’t scare meh…”
    From the landing on the stairs, a tiny mew of inquiry, little black head cocked slightly to one side…”Where did u go? We wasn’t done playing yet…”

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

      FTW!!! FTW !!!! FTW !!!!!!!!
      TURKEYBRURGER – u haz outdone urself!! We wuz awl wantin to see teh foto after dis one, and u have given it to us. It challenges “a picture is worth a thousand words.” Ur werdz here IS a thousand pictures. Thank you. I’m still LOLin and SNERTing.

    • B! says:

      I LUV dis! Joo haf gibben us de pix ov momints befoar attack! Butt Wiggle uv Doom alwayz funnee!

    • Summer says:

      ROFLMAO!!!

      Nao mai kittehs laffing at *me* cuz ai falld awff da caowch laffing at diz storee!

      WIN!!!!11!!!11one!!

    • mystique says:

      Turkehborger joo has MUCH WIN! Ah was reedin so intentedleh n lyke “OMG WOT HAPPENS NEXT?!?!?!” Ah laff so harded mah doggeh wanderin if ah losted mah marbalz!! (which not entirely NOT true…) Joo storee of “aftermath” eez much awesum!!!

  34. Pittypat says:

    i krushes ur armees wif mai pincer manoofer! pince! pince!! pince!!!

  35. LuvBJones says:

    **HAIKEEBA!!1!**</b?

  36. LuvBJones says:

    **HAIKEEBA!!1!**

  37. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Ginger kitteh has powerful explosive poots. Little black kitteh is discovering that burgers maed with pepperjack cheez nawt so grate, ackshully…

  38. Jenny says:

    OMG is SNAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!

  39. divageek says:

    Awl five poyntee endz is ayrborne. OOF, I fink landings nawt so graceful.

    Amerikun judge givs a 9.5.

  40. Patty says:

    invisabul drum kit. allwus surpriz leed singur.

  41. LOLDemon says:

    Jinjur: I fink I b choozin dis egzakt sekkund tu goew daownstayrz.

    Behbeh Eenkblawt: YAAAA-uht-oh!
    /lahnd n awkwurd puzishun

    Jinjur: /tern arownd
    O hai, Behbeh Eenkblawt. Wut iz u up tu?

    Behbeh Eenkblawt: Er, nuffin. Jest dewin mah mornin yogah rooteen.

    Jinjur: (undur breff) Weerd littul gai.
    /wak awey

  42. Leaf says:

    Bobby? Bobby? BOBBBBEEEE !

    Oh man I gotsa find that little brat….This is so not worth one cheezburger an hour.
    And I suppose to meet Tommy Stripes at the window! He is like so hot!

    BobbEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! THUD!

    aaaah…wut’s that…sees words in crayon below “Pikshur of fat as****d nanny splat on wall”

    BOBBY! YOU ARE LIKE SO DEAD! RRROWWWR!

  43. Duffy says:

    Dis pikshur is rife wid cat-ass-trophic potenshul.

  44. Kevin says:

    Feer is da mind killr

    I can has sandwurm ride

  45. Leaf says:

    Heehhhe heeh hehe heh..

    I am super ninja kitteh…i stalk my prey, anudder big fat babysitter, like her sistas.
    Mommy smrt not to tell them how good i be at this or they never come again, but I takes care of them.

    Steady steady …. (steady run and leap!)

    BOBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! THUD!

    hee heee heee heee hee … she nevah find me in this closet.

  46. Theresa says:

    He iz also elektrik.

  47. Jack Deth says:

    Blakk bawll uv fluff
    seez plump strypee snake. Muss sayb
    t3h Wurld wunse moar!

    Bebbee Ninja wayz
    nexx 2 nuffeeng. Duz nawt luk
    arownd t3h kornur

    Midnyte Bebbee showtz
    “ATTAKKK!!1!” as Strypee Kitteh
    slowwwwwwlee turnz arownd :-)

    Jack.

  48. B! says:

    Kweschun remaynz… iz Ennkblawt Bobbee jumpin forwurd to pownce, or backwurdz in popcat mode? Mebbee iz Shrodingrrz kitteh, doin bofe or neever at saym tiem?

  49. catalogical humor says:

    u guyz iz reading it rong.

    Blak kat attak on ginger cat
    suksesfully repelld bai rear deflektor sheeld!

  50. CCN says:

    Banzai no war cry!
    Banzai = Long live….

    So….long live little black kitties attracted to big red cat tails by static electricity?

  51. Taleg says:

    Bloody brilliant foto.. long time since anything remminded me of my cats unholly kitten days. made me laugh long and hard, so i figure it deserves my thanks.

    *still laughing*

    Taleg

  52. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    “Marco!”
    “Pollloooooooooooooooo!!!”
    “AHHHH!! WTF??? Ur doin’ it wrong!!”
    “hee hee heeeee”

  53. lolbukkit says:

    Suhpwize! *tailhop*

  54. Oracle at Kitteh says:

    i has blak kitn and big orunj kitteh…litl kitn lurves to play popcat wif big kitteh

    mah lil bro too….lil black kitteh walks past him……he shout “BUGSY!!!!1!!” is not kitteh nymor. is popcat.

  55. Skul says:

    OK, this might have hit number one. I’ve smiled and laughed at others, but this one got a hOOt.

  56. Johnson442 says:

    I can has Kamikaze attack?

    Domo!!

    BANZAI!!!

  57. i love 1.0 says:

    omgosh i think this is thebest won ever1

  58. buggin2go says:

    Hello! My naym iz Inigo Montoya. U killded mai fathr… prepair 2 die!!1!

  59. jarrod t. says:

    DESTWOY!!!!!!!!

  60. Trachelle says:

    I keep hearing Harvey Birdman seque sounds “HOO CHA!!” in my head.

  61. Neko-kun says:

    Totally made of WIN!

  62. Neko-kun says:

    For the Win!

  63. Mount says:

    Tiny Klingon Kitteh sez: Is a good day to die.

  64. syahidali says:

    cat-li doing a jacky chanz. wachaa!

  65. SJ says:

    Hyoomin comez home later…findz much floof on stare carpit, plantz knocked over, priceliss orminints smashed, liddle black kitteh hidin on top of frijj, orinj kitteh sulkin under teh bed. Hyoomin tinks “waddindahell happen here?”.

  66. Chitinmaster says:

    This one is so old!!!

  67. Erik says:

    I tink Jinjur twiched tayl away @ last secund, & Inkblott gott faceful uv carpett.

  68. Alex says:

    I can has surpries buttsecks?

  69. me says:

    Cute!

    Ninja Kitty!!!

  70. Thom_Serveaux says:

    O NOES! Dis not endz wel

  71. neaner says:

    baby kitteh not no M upstares, hehe.

  72. crookedfang says:

    i lizt all teh kittehz: happycat, ceiling-cat, basement-cat, ninja-kittteh, vampire-kitteh, an much mowrei don kno yet,,,i juzt joyned icanhascheezburger

  73. papertiger418 says:

    Clever girl… [Jurassic Park]

  74. Hardrock41442 says:

    the little black kat is sooooooooooo kute


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