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…growin you a kitteh

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  1. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    Furtalizer = cheezburger.

    Manee, manee cheezburger.

  2. sillyannz says:

    Teh Kittehus Treeicus is an inneresting egsampul uv teh ebershed tyep. Rathur den remaynin ebergreen, or sheddin its fur onlee in teh fawl, teh Kitteh Tree sheds awl yeer rownd, thus providin its own mulch.

  3. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    Ah plants mah kitteh seids, burry dem an cum spwing a bewutiful littel kitten will sprowt frum teh grund.

    Pleeze 2 gyv meh privassee so Ah can mayke t3h seids.

  4. Henny says:

    Is this how the cat trees of Canada get started?

  5. pittypat says:

    Dont be especting a bonsaikitteh to grow the miniature planting it.

  6. gayla34 says:

    I haz a hol

  7. bubbyscranky says:

    What u means u didna digs dis hole fer me? I is claiming dis hole naow. U go digs somewheres else. kthxbai.

  8. Duffy says:

    Dis luks like a goste kitteh to me…O GAWD! Yu onlee moved teh gravestonez!!!

  9. stend says:

    I’m just gonna plant these kitty seeds right here

    what you mean, this not a litterbox? stoopid hoomun

  10. Duffy says:

    I will grow cattails, an pussee willows, an a catclaw acacia, an a catalpa…o an catnip of corse.

  11. Lucy says:

    Dig dis wa, rite? How far to Shina?

  12. Seward says:

    “… And that’s where babies come from.”
    “…”
    “Do you have any questions, son?”
    “Dad?”
    “Yes?”
    “Did Mom ever tell you you’re full of shit?”

  13. mystique says:

    kitteh chikkin (n) – paistee wite kat of colourz, domain eez praktiklee werld dominaschaunz & founded on all conteenents cept Annartika (mebbe dere 2 juss stoopy hoomins not found yet), eetz n consumez all forms of chezbargars frum dah plannit, n reproducez bai layin wittle kitteh eggz in yer gardenz (see also: eestar bunnehz)

  14. daisycat says:

    luxery oudoors plumbing wif privacy

  15. mystique says:

    Ah maded joo a hole but I fillded it…

  16. Jack Deth says:

    2 toned Kitteh
    sez: “Starrlytez… Starz bryte. Can haz
    growz Bebbee, 2nyte”

    Hewminz arz klebburr.
    Plantz t3h Cheezburgr seed deep.
    Kitteh waytz payshentlee

    Hewminz allreddee
    hab Mayturr, Musturd plantz and
    beeg heddz uv lettiss :-)

    Jack.

  17. graceisgone says:

    BRB Going to Wonderland

  18. Mando says:

    -”That’s strange, this plant outside just asked me if it ‘can has cheezburger’”.

    -”LOL”

  19. leaf says:

    From the pages of The Cattery

    “As you can see, our lovely model demonstrating our outdorr littabocks is earth frenly, tree frendly, ket frenly, in fak can accomodate more kittehs to make the nachurel processes more companionable. $99 at Au Naturel branches. Cheezburga coupons for the first hunderd customers.”

  20. profkrakatoa says:

    Geologist Kitteh says “I can SO dig all the way to the Crust/Mantle Boundary!!!

  21. Cottleston Pie says:

    This is the feline version of “dign 2 china brb”

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=china

  22. paul says:

    Shulda tooks left at albukerkay…

  23. BonzoGal says:

    Kitteh pops owt uv hoal, sez, “Dang… I noo I shudda turned left at Albuhkirkee!”

  24. Mando says:

    GOIN 2 RESKUE MINURS BRB

  25. chemgirl says:

    This proves it: All Cats are Holey.

  26. thepetmuseum says:

    Oo! me want kitteh bush. i plant cheezburgers.

  27. D.R. says:

    The U.S. Department of Forestry and Mining hired new workers to complete a public works project. They completed it, all right. They ate it.

  28. LamontCranston says:

    foxhole cat is on alert

  29. B! says:

    LOL, dis ackshoolee remynz me uv ma Gus doggie.

    He wood dig hole in da yard. NUFFIN wood deter him. After a yeer I reuhlize that de holez wuz perfick size to put in da scoopins frum da yard! He dig a hole, I fill wif scoopins. He nawt dig der N E moar, he dig anuvver hole, I fill dat. We bofe happee.

    Befoar dat realizashun, at anudder house, he wuz diggin into da gofer holes, makin trenches. I tink, I get rid uv goferz. So I get da sulfur bomb, kinda liek flares. I start wun, eww, steenkee. I put in gofer hole, berry it, go to nex hole. Etc, til I use all de bombs. I realize I still smellin da sulfur sooooo strawng….

    I turn arown, der’s Gus sittin behin me wif a bomb in himz mouf, eyes wadderin liek crazee… “here, Mawmee, U dropt dis!” He bin followin me arown wif dat bomb….. Sille pupper! I lurved him soooo much…

  30. catalogical humor says:

    TREE’S A CROWD

  31. Pittypat says:

    groan. . .
    cantaloupe kitteh iz planning a tradishunal wedding.

  32. KITTEH!! says:

    kitteh can has cheezburger if kitteh growz mor

  33. catluvr2 says:

    duz this meen that katnip is in plot next to teh kitteh?

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