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Furtalizer = cheezburger.
Manee, manee cheezburger.
Teh Kittehus Treeicus is an inneresting egsampul uv teh ebershed tyep. Rathur den remaynin ebergreen, or sheddin its fur onlee in teh fawl, teh Kitteh Tree sheds awl yeer rownd, thus providin its own mulch.
WIN!
lol wow
It shud be staytd dat K. treeicus haz yooneek methud uv waturin. It azorb nootrishus nootreeuntz froo itz mowf. Anee atemps tu waddur wiv a hoze may bee met wiv clawz.
This are what I thinked when I sawed the pikchure. Are many true; kittees not like beink watered.
Just 4 fun”
Official Kitteh nam r: Felus catus. No lie! Ya can’t make this stuf up!
No, iz “felis catus.” Lyke Felix da Cat
Dhis maekz it a konifuruz speeshez shirley?
doan cawl meh shirley!!
LOL!! Ai wuznt teh onlie 1 who tauhght ob taht!!
Ah plants mah kitteh seids, burry dem an cum spwing a bewutiful littel kitten will sprowt frum teh grund.
Pleeze 2 gyv meh privassee so Ah can mayke t3h seids.
hehehehe! Kitteh layin seedz! WIN!
Wif DOZE seeds, I dun tink beeyooteefull liddul kittehs will be growin. Mebbe Bebe Roof Barz…. but nawt chocklit!
Is this how the cat trees of Canada get started?
HAHAHA! kitteh tree FTW!!!!
In canada cats grow in trees!!!
Dont be especting a bonsaikitteh to grow the miniature planting it.
pittypat dats jus wrong lol
*head desk*
I haz a hol
N Soviet Russia- ad hol haz u
(It has be said)
N I has a lol frum dis kommint!
mai firstest stretchy smilye face……I WINZ!
) lol
Yesh u duz!
in sovyet rusha–lol haz YOO!
What u means u didna digs dis hole fer me? I is claiming dis hole naow. U go digs somewheres else. kthxbai.
Innit funneh hao dah kittehs juss kinda “take ober” anyfin u tryin to do srsly?
Mah girl kitteh “helped” meh plant an herb gardin bai “rototilling” teh growd 4 meh. Unforchoonatlee, it was AFTER I’d planted ebberting. Si.
bunkerkitty detects enemy movement
all ur bunkers r bilongs to us!
(u can has dem bak wen we’s dun furrtilizin, kthx.)
Dis luks like a goste kitteh to me…O GAWD! Yu onlee moved teh gravestonez!!!
oh noes! pls 2 b esspektin interdeemenschanal portal heer wif giant hedz k tx bai!
OMG – that explains the poltercheeze !!!
LOL, dat my first thot!!!! U moov da hedstone, U get poltercheez!!!!
Iz poltercheez good wif rayzins or appulls?
Dunno, but aul cheez guid raw wit krakerz, or in cheezbrgrz.
Deere Heeeeere….
I’m just gonna plant these kitty seeds right here
what you mean, this not a litterbox? stoopid hoomun
Teh wurld is mai litterbocks!
I will grow cattails, an pussee willows, an a catclaw acacia, an a catalpa…o an catnip of corse.
lolosity
)
plant dem kitteh-korner frum each udder.
lol
Dig dis wa, rite? How far to Shina?
Long waiz. Rmembr 2 trn left @ Albakirky!
“… And that’s where babies come from.”
“…”
“Do you have any questions, son?”
“Dad?”
“Yes?”
“Did Mom ever tell you you’re full of shit?”
this made me LOL forever.
kitteh chikkin (n) – paistee wite kat of colourz, domain eez praktiklee werld dominaschaunz & founded on all conteenents cept Annartika (mebbe dere 2 juss stoopy hoomins not found yet), eetz n consumez all forms of chezbargars frum dah plannit, n reproducez bai layin wittle kitteh eggz in yer gardenz (see also: eestar bunnehz)
luxery oudoors plumbing wif privacy
Ah maded joo a hole but I fillded it…
2 toned Kitteh
sez: “Starrlytez… Starz bryte. Can haz
growz Bebbee, 2nyte”
Hewminz arz klebburr.
Plantz t3h Cheezburgr seed deep.
Kitteh waytz payshentlee
Hewminz allreddee
hab Mayturr, Musturd plantz and
beeg heddz uv lettiss
Jack.
BRB Going to Wonderland
ROFL, WIN!
-”That’s strange, this plant outside just asked me if it ‘can has cheezburger’”.
-”LOL”
From the pages of The Cattery
“As you can see, our lovely model demonstrating our outdorr littabocks is earth frenly, tree frendly, ket frenly, in fak can accomodate more kittehs to make the nachurel processes more companionable. $99 at Au Naturel branches. Cheezburga coupons for the first hunderd customers.”
Geologist Kitteh says “I can SO dig all the way to the Crust/Mantle Boundary!!!
Jeeologist kitteh is jeeologizing.
Ooh! Look out kittur–don’t digz too deep!! Derez MAGMA down dere somwhere!!
Pyroclastic surj–DO NOT WANT!
De deep unnergrownd iz LAVA!!!!
but magma cookz cheezburgers FAST!
Are attemptink to reach Moho-hooha Discount-annuity. I is hopink kittee is many patient; will take lonk, lonk time.
This is the feline version of “dign 2 china brb”
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=china
Shulda tooks left at albukerkay…
u can haz Tazmanianin Devul
Kitteh pops owt uv hoal, sez, “Dang… I noo I shudda turned left at Albuhkirkee!”
LOL, Paul, yoo beet me 2 it, dagnabit!
GOIN 2 RESKUE MINURS BRB
I tink dis wurk much beddar dan whut stoopee hyoominz hav been doowin!
This proves it: All Cats are Holey.
Oo! me want kitteh bush. i plant cheezburgers.
The U.S. Department of Forestry and Mining hired new workers to complete a public works project. They completed it, all right. They ate it.
Doant u meen, “dey eated it”?
foxhole cat is on alert
LOL, dis ackshoolee remynz me uv ma Gus doggie.
He wood dig hole in da yard. NUFFIN wood deter him. After a yeer I reuhlize that de holez wuz perfick size to put in da scoopins frum da yard! He dig a hole, I fill wif scoopins. He nawt dig der N E moar, he dig anuvver hole, I fill dat. We bofe happee.
Befoar dat realizashun, at anudder house, he wuz diggin into da gofer holes, makin trenches. I tink, I get rid uv goferz. So I get da sulfur bomb, kinda liek flares. I start wun, eww, steenkee. I put in gofer hole, berry it, go to nex hole. Etc, til I use all de bombs. I realize I still smellin da sulfur sooooo strawng….
I turn arown, der’s Gus sittin behin me wif a bomb in himz mouf, eyes wadderin liek crazee… “here, Mawmee, U dropt dis!” He bin followin me arown wif dat bomb….. Sille pupper! I lurved him soooo much…
LOL…Gus r divoted doggee. So meny gud memrees dey leeves us! It wurf it.
TREE’S A CROWD
Ok, I LOL’D! Soooooo bad, iz good!
dis iz truu.
*groan*
groan. . .
cantaloupe kitteh iz planning a tradishunal wedding.
kitteh can has cheezburger if kitteh growz mor
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