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Hmmmm…dis r not Scoddish fold kitteh, r it?
frawm thee distended pelviss, may be reecently foaled kitteh. we can haz kittehvetz opinyun?
SRY TO INTURUPT!!
BUT. . .LOOK AT TEH KITTEH’S EYES??!!
EECH PUPL AR DIFRUNT? KITTEH EYEZ WEIRDSZ!1!!
kitteh eyez got teh shadowz
iz not nesisarily momma cat. mah boy kitteh sit like dat when he relaxed. he gots a floppy pelvis.
Exactly what I thought when I saw the “fold kitteh” on RSS… I expected to see a Scottish Fold.
Wait, I didn’t do that right, let me try again…
egzakly wat i thot wen i seed rss fede…. i expek 2 see skottush foled
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate
…Legsellent….
Insirt tab A intew slot B… oh pleh!!!!
Humans make this look so easy.
Jah kitteh yoga totalleh fer dah burds…
Dat kittehs hyoomins got dat kowch to match der kitteh. Keeps frum habin 2 spend 2 much tyme cleanin up teh kitteh fur.
Duz dat maek dis cowch…. ironic? R mebbee sarcatstick….
Sarcatsick ah tink!
Cowch potatoE (Quayle spell) kitteh on sarkcatzical couch…. film at 11.
Y dey tink it called “fur-niture”? Duhh…
is akshully 2 kittehs…wun lying on its bak, teh udder standing up on its hind legs. Dey has turned cowch into tunneling funland.
ai woz tinkin iz mebbe half buried floordwelling cannibul kitteh haffway thru an unforchinit and gravitashunlee challenjd ceeling kitteh. see the look ov surpryze lyke ‘hey! i’m eetin here!’
Sept mebbe nawt so much funz for teh bottom kitteh. Teh lavah couch haz swalloed himz all up.
Nah, i thank tat buttum kitteh iz ruhg.
Origami kitteh makes cute decorashun.
iz dis mowntin fold kitteh or valee fold kitteh?!? (sins we hav establshd dis not skotich fold kitteh.)
Wood bee valeee fauld kitteh. Valee fauld movz endz 2wrdz U.
Clehfur dedukshun dere!
I usd 2 do origami.
HALP! I iz melting into couch!
look on kitty’s face sez “you wouldn’t dare”
0_o but kitteh has meni fuld lines! see all dem stripers! *cries*
Plez fold on dotted tabby lines..it says in instuctionz
Iz origami kitteh. Wunce yu finish folding kitteh, yu can has byooteeful kitteh buttrfli, or kitteh crane, or ennyting yu can fold da kitteh into!
Nika…u goes ahed and foldz the kitteh. I iz afeered of the five pointy enz….
Iv U tri fauldin Kitteh, U can haz badlee skratchd armz!
Wen u finishd folding on menny dottdz lynes u gitz… kitten!
Teh rare Japanese Fold kitteh.
hehehe!
pls lik stamp an place in upper right krnr. kthx
hyoomin…WHUT did u just do 2 may?
Kitteh iz da envee uv da hyoominz. Haz conkerred abilitee to sit up an lay down at same tiem! Haha, my spine is bendee!!
contorshonist kitteh is makin contorshon.
And can lick own harbls.
since when can kittehs NOT lick der own harbls?
mabey y shud fink abowts dat fr a litl.
I’m gonna say there’s an evens chance that a randomly chosen kitteh can’t lick its harbls.
Especially if girl kitteh, that doesn’t has harbls.
Paws – I bleeve u ciud play roulette awl teh day long and never lose!
..an if it r a boy kitteh dat made teh fateful trip to teh vet, it can’t liks its hrbls. Oh, it can try…and try….
wut? wassup? WUT? That’s my tail doofus… be useful and get me a beer and some nachos wouldja? Already waching the game.
Kitteh’s got “lounge-atude”
Oh lawlz. it like teh back page of teh Mad magazine.
aren’t we always?
Maybe its having a bigger writing team, or being more in tune with my SoH, but I think we’re funnier than Mad.
Sertinlee funnier dan teh currint MAD.
Why Why WHY do u allus has to be comin ’round wif dat camera fingee
WHEN I’Z LIKKIN MAH HARBLZ???
SHEESH!
I can has privacee plz?
NOW????
dis is whai i nevah leeve da howse
Transportur acksident!
or mabe him got splinched…? leev him midl part behind wen he apparated.
Kitteh canz curl anz
strrretch. Canz foald if rekwyrd. Dis
iz nawt t3h ryte tyme
Kitteh much klevvurr.
Haz purrfeckt spawt 4 watcheeng
t3h Tawllkeeng Windo
Kitteh haz Reemoat
hiddun. Kitteh wantz 2 watch
Naminull Planitt
Jack.
Jack,
U breaks our hartz wit your lovellee lines
That twinkle an bubble awl soff an sweet
Brushing our nozez an ticklling our feet
Awl warm an huggee like dis fresh gingerzbread
Gentellee tumbulling around in our hed
* sigh *
O LBreeze. * sigh * Taht wuz lovely too. I so envy you guise. There be no poetry in mah hed – butt i shur lurves to reed it. I lurves werdz altogezzer and how nawt wun iz liek teh other. I hav a stranj ant (well, I kshully haz a HUGE fambly, so haz lotz of stranj relatives) but dis wun ant haz no feel fur werdz an duzent bleeve it ackhully matterz which wun u use, so lawng as peepl know whut u meanz. She alzo duzent see why peepl care about history, but tahtz a different story!
Meybee U needz a muse? I can onlee haz poettree in mah hed when I haz a muse.
Mah muse is call Errato. She waks me in teh hed wen Im driving or in teh bafroom ushully.
Extra wunnerful, Jack. Fank u.
I hadz kittah whut watchded Star Trek: DS9 wif me. He liekded teh beginningz wif floaty asteroyd.
air iz ‘zcapin outta kitteh
startin ta go flatt fazz
PLZ SUMBUDDY halp !!!1!!
kitteh muzz be puffd bak up !1!!!!
NOWEZ !!11!!!1
Elaine, u haz to lisun karefullee. on teh beltlyne uv teh automatikpilutkitteh dere ar a toob. nao, dat is teh manual inflashun nozzul. Take it owt and blow on it.
Lukz liek ah pikd dah rong weak 2 giv up sniffin gloo!
Duz u liek moobies wid gladeeaturs?
don cal me Shirly.
Roger, Roger! I am now handing controll of the plane to Unger. Over.
Wherz teh plase to blow in – WHUT!WHERE!!???!!??
No wai Jak.
If kittee are on dotted lion, should be runnink away, not foldink.
If I wer on a dotted lion, I’d be runnin!
Jesus Christ, it’s a [dotted] lion! Get in the car!
Wate. Iz Ok. Ah kin taek him!!
yez, is gud nabigater. can folds teh maps.
Dats whut means “tear along dotted lion?”
Dotted lion is leppard? Is Okeh, sneek up, it cant heerz u — is def.
An kant run fst; onlee haz 1 arm!
Hysteria – when you neah
por cheezburgrs on meeh!
I has noes tummy…. ware can put cheezburger?
Dat face are sayin “What?”. Nonchalant kitteh is nonchalant.
Yoga kitteh is stretching and bending
OK: so I’ve got a completely inappropriate complaint which is totally off topic, but I’ve just gotta vent to someone before I blow and no-one’s picking up. I just went out to dinner with a pal of mine who’s been in a train wreck of a relationship for going on two years now (I’ve only known him for two months tho), where the other guy is not holding up his end of the deal financially and is kinda a drunk and a dr4g on the one side, but my pal is scr3wing around on him left and right on the other (I mean, like all over the place – this guy is like the d4mned easter bunny with a BIG basket of candy for ALL the boys, like he thinks he’s s4nta cl4us and everyday is chr1stmas or something), etc. etc. etc – more than enough drama for the whole family. so, we’re out to dinner and my pal has a comment on the cr0tch or 4ss of every guy who walks by, like, literally every guy, but then when I make some inane comment like “oh, look at you just moving on, moving up like the jeffersons …” or somesuch, he turns on ME for being insensitive to the heartbreak he’s going thru
excuse me? HOW man times have I busted you coming out of the bushes after bl0wing some trucker and you’re coming down on me for invalidating the sancity of your relationship and the pain you must be going thru? forgive me, how could I have been so inconsiderate, you underhanded, two-timing, manipulative piece of sh1t…
I’m so mad right now I could just sp1t – girls, say it with me now: MEN SU*K !!! can I get a praise Jesus hall3lujah ???
I’m with u there Stend. Men su*k absolutely. Mind you, that could just be ‘cos I’ve just finished a dead end relationship with a guy who thought more of alcohol than me.
Ok, u gotz it — praise Jesus hall3lujah! I lukkee to be oldish an nawt caer bout teh whole man theeng anymoar.
an HOW ole yu tink yu be wen dis be happning?? not happun to me yet…men still my favrite toys!
Off Thread on your Off Thread….I can has digression? I found you a link. I was trying to find the old “Fold on the dotted lion” pun, and I didn’t succeed. Puns aren’t funny with only the punch line.
ANYWAY, I stumbled upon a site for trading and collecting barf bags. You sound like you need one about now, so check out bagophily(dot)com.
Is a present, just for you.
is a tweasure for you? LOL’S thanx – that was perfect !!!
Stend, Stend, Stend…don’t cha see??? You’re messing up his self image of himself as victim!! Been there, done that with my exhousemate. “Say anything to me, as long as you don’t acknowledge that I have any flaws whatsoever. Everything bad that happens to me is someone else’s fault…”
I suppose that’s no better than the woman a few months ago that wanted to move in with me after *two* dates!!!???!!! WTF???? I know there’s the old joke about the UHaul, but *please*!! Don’t reinforce the stereotype.
Sending you a virtual bottle of the libation of your choice, patting the other end of my sofa and inviting you to come sit down with me, eat popcorn and talk trash all night about exes and friends who make poor choices.
Hall3lujah! Member Eric Burn and him book “Gamz hoomins pla”? Him callz dis game “gotcha”! Kind, cumpashunut frien goz out wif pal, but pal is really waiting lik spider for poor frien 2 saz anyting him can uz 2 pounce. He reely NOT friend. Dump dis jerk. Now dat U noz him R bad medicine, keave him to make him udder frenz mizable (if him gotz any). Fine better fren to hang wit. If uz want gud pouncer. get nudder kitteh.
Stend. How meny kittehz DO u hav? Just curious.
2 troo… liek Dan Savage sez, “DTMFA”, Dump Teh Mutha Fokker Awlreddy! He iz nawt “frend.” He iz “Drama Martyr.” Bin ther, dun dat.
Wut u need iz frendz wid sense uv hoomor abowt demselves and their sichooashuns… sumwum liek… U!
Stend, you haz creeated kewl consept: ICHC therapee! I imajin a big room wif menny ironic couches to chooz frum, each quippt wif own puter. Teh klient pix himz couch, den goez to ICHC so teh smart and phunnie LOLcat frenz can helps himz werk it out. I wud be publik service!
Complete wif cozee kittehz 2 make starfish feetz on ur lap, an not onna keybordz! Psy-cat-therapy?
Stend – Life is too short. Ditch all the bullsh*t and bullsh*tters.
I liek dat idea. ICHC therapee be da noo revalooshun in psycho…psyk helpin peepl feel bettar.
In regards to yur “frend”, dun let him play da victim ennymoar. Wurld duz not revolv arownd him, no mattar whut he think. He obveeusly not so hartborkd if he be chekin out evry dood dat walks bai.
Stend, I is sendin yu virtyual tekeelas. Mayk yurslef a margareeta an furget dis guy.
I give up.
Srsly, that is such bull. I just lubs people like that – “There’s one set of rules for me – oh boy! And one set of rules for everyone else in the entire world. HEY! Stop acting like I’m not a victim! Rule #1: I AM A VICTIM AND EVERYTHING IS EVERYONE ELSE’S FAULT. K, glad we got that clear.”
I don’t normally advocate ditching friends, but if you’ve only known him 2 months, now might be a good time to walk away, Stend. Clearly this guy doesn’t know how to treat anyone else with decency, unless they’re a passing-by trucker.
in otter wurds, u gots to noe wen to fold ‘em?
(an wen to walk away and wen to run).
Heh heh heh — vry clevver segue back on toppik!
Dere Stend, we iz alwais reddy to listen to u vent, cuz we lurves u. And we akshully understandz u. I’ve had frenz liek dis, and so by n by dey getz VERY tyresum. Butt – I has a qwestion. Do u know the trooth about the other guy? Purrhaps (I speeeks English now) perhaps the relationship is not so trainwrecky as he would have you believe. Sounds like these are two people in a – hmmm – forgot what it is called. Well, sounds like two very flawed and needy people who have found completion in hooking up with someone as flawed as they are so they don’t need to feel guilty about anything and have lots to complain about. Some people just aren’t happy if they aren’t unhappy, if you see what I mean.
Butt that doesn’t mean that YOU have to be a sounding board. Does he have any redeeming qualities? You said “pal,” which would seem to mean there is something in him that you like. So perhaps you need just to be up front, tell him that topic is tiresome and see what happens?
Good call Janet. I’ve not had friends like this (mercifully, since I think there’d have been an “OMG, he’s goona blow (up)” moment or several in the relationship), but everything you say sounds pretty much on the money.
Furshur kittehs and doggeez is much betr dan men! Is why I has 3 doggehs and 2 kittehs, but only 1 huby (an I chooz the kittehs n doggehs ovr him NE time) Furbabeez much wins.
thanks for the support, peeps – I’ll go check out that book and website. thankfully they’re breaking up and getting seperate places, so none of us will have to put up with this specific cr4p any longer. unfortunately, I can’t ditch this guy cause we’re both in a very small field here, but I just went hands-off
Stend, I am sending you love and energy. I am so glad you are here. Just seeing your name makes me happy.
mens are the suxes, dats why i lyk the womyns. stoopy “friend” of urs, stend. hey, ever see that website passiveaggressivenotes dot com? you could passive aggressively post your vent there then passive aggressively email him the site.
*evil giggles*
oooh – I like ;o)
everyownes takingz liuk thiz? Cool pic BTW.
welcom tu teh partee!
We treiz. Is noo langwij. Sum moar flooent tahn otters. (??? Whut did ey just say???) I muzt correct taht to AWl be moar flooent tahn otters. U see – langwij na has a few bugz yet. Butt basik vocabewlary iz growing in leeps and boundz.
Sum more flooent tahn otters? R dhose dah otters daht steelded teh LOLrus’s bukkit?
I bleeve tehy are!! They can tawk thier way awt of ANYTHING.
Yess! Otters may nott B fluent, but tehy shur iz fluid.
Ooh Janet 4 Kittehs — grate mindz tinhks alyke!
Hallp
De kowch iz eetin me!
UFF. CANT—TOUCHES—TOESES—TOO—MUCH—FLOOFY—BELLEH.
Iz kwarter to tree
Derez no wun in teh playse
Xcept me an me *hic*
So set um up Joe
I gotz a litul storee
Yu otta noe..*hic*
Ize drinkin mah frend
To mah end
And a breef episode
*hic*
Tween a near-sited tabby
An a dump truk on teh road…
(‘Nuther tuna colada, Joe *hic*)
Wut iz dat frum? It souns famiblar.
Is folded kitteh vershun of Frank Sinatra’z “1 Moar for teh Rode.”
Reminds me of the those little aliens in MIB. The ones with the coffee who want to play Twister…
zomg! i wuz tinkin same ting! i was waytin fer kitteh to say “Bwaaangah!” awl kitteh need iz cuppa cawfee n fry to wave arrawnd. ciggabutts iz bad fer kittehs! (bad fer hyoominz 2, but i still don’t haz kwit. but onlee can haz smoke owtsidez awai frum kitteh!!)
LAWL~!!!!!!11!!11! HILARIOUS!
u wants to do waaaht with mah harbls?
Fancee comb ovr crotch part. I haz it!
cirque du soleil kitteh
george formanz kitteh cook cheezburger now?
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