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WAA!!! I WANTS MAH CHEEZBURGER!!1!
awh, thats soooo freaking cute!!!
Boom! Mah hed jus asploded frum teh kyootness!
kleen up on isle 5.an 6..and 7..major hed asploshun
Psychiatriss kitteh sez “Aww pls dun worree honee, eet be okeh…fings arr alwaze bettar in dah end, if fings nawt bettar, den eez not dah end, k?”
Psychiatriss den tells pritee blond kitteh
Aih sorree to be tellin u dat ur hethecar plan onleeze allows fr too moar visutts dis calindur yeer
Butt no worrees, Aihs putts u on xcellorated treetment plan an wee get da job dun
OMG! Thats Funny!
Dis r mayjer brakethroo. Dis owur wel spent. U pay ‘cepshunist on way owt.
” …in cheezburgers ”
” WHUT ??? (sobs) “
lol
phunniest eva. haz to pay in wun thing wants moast but can not has. isnt alwayz lik dat when yur down? lif jus kik u hardur.
Way way way 2 cute- poor widdle babai dont cwy- sum one shud makes u x-tra cheezburgers for kuteness
Dun choo lub dis akschaun moobie honee?? …Honee? …HAY! u sleepin agayne!!!
But why are the cheezburgers gone?
“where have all the cheezburgers gone…”
oh scuze me ;o)
“Long time passing”
stend started it….
and I’m sorry !!! oh GAWD !!! wurst song EVAH !!!
U eber heer Micael Roo Da Bot ashorse? How about Horss wid no nam? Wez takin “call 911″ level Pleh!
no, but I was just listening to this AWESOME cover of S.O.S. by ‘the meat purveyors’ – ever hear ABBA done as bluegrass? the first time I heard it, I almost ran off the road
DUUUUUUUUDEZ – check out george bush doing Sunday Bloody Sunday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlTeOYvl5fw
Funny for toatlee diffrent reezin dan XLNT funnee weerdness, but still JOY!!
LOLS!!! Sownz liek Hayseed Dixie – AC/DC as bluegrass. Much win, ackchooallee!
Also Richard Cheese, duz menne songs as lounge musick style. Kwite fun an funnee!
An Back in Baroque, iz Baroque style AC/DC, an da Pat Boone album In a Metal Mood, kwite nice, made hubby choke when he saw it! LOL!
Iz form ov filking, do U tink?
My favorite cover of all time (really, I’m being serious here) is Willie Nelson’s version of “One After 909″
Or, for a Uropeen oddyense, Status Quo doin traditional folk as 3-chord boogie.
gawn to tummies ebrywon. Teeter ended it right? RIGHT!
What I wanna know is where did all the fireflies, frogs, tadpoles and minnows go? Does anybody ever see them? I’ve seen one frog in two years. Now teh cockaroaches and teh Cuban lizards are nuther story…an teh fleas GUD do we hab fleas in Florida!
Just wunnerin.
Kthxbai
Bery sad storee Teeter,
Fire flies eaten by ChemLawn air pollutin get all da amphibs, frogsd, toads, ebveryubodee. No klu where dem litte fishies wented.
Surry doan mean to be sad. Was jus hopin it was jus around my area. On teh brite side…Has we gots KITTEHS!!!!!!! Halaleujah (sp?)! Teh Kittehs always be wit us and teh doggies an teh rabbits an awl teh furbabies an teh birdies….an ICanhas cheezburgers to makes us be laffin! Life is goooood!
In Texas, the mosquitoes, crickets, and fleas are out of control this year, especially. But I still see tons and tons of fireflies.
We still haz icky-crickies… But we saw a teeennnneeee weennneee bebe leezard yesserday! Happy! Mennee leezards eet dem icky-crickies!
Also seen several HEEYOOJ blak widows, rite at de doorz ov ma howse!!! I sprayed dem, but de udder spidrrz I just break der webz when I walk aroun, nawt kill doze spidrrrz. Bonus, cuz da icky spidrrr web dance I do den skeers away da skwirtls frum ma ponygranite tree!!
U send me icky crickies I send U awl teh ugly a$$ Cuban lizards what ate up awl teh pretty green chameleons . K?
Thnx bai
“When will dey eber lern, when will dey eber lern?”
Not to be forgetink last line plzthx.
Win!!!!!
Teeter….we gotz teh firefliez in Orlando….teh froggiez and lizzarts an teh minnowz in teh lil streems…yu gotta luk gud for em tho….Iz sad my kidlets didna haf az mennee as me when I wuz yung (rememmer, when dere wuz teh dinosaurz walking roun teh earth?)
Won, becoz dey arr vial meet, wich turnz good kittehs intoo aminals.
Too, cheez fair iz thowzun feets hi. An smellz dilishus.
oh…
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eef sumday not be on Furday…den maibees it be teh CATURDAY!!!1
yea!!!
IT BE CATURDAY!!!
kin we gets da cheezburgerz now…or weez haf 2 wate tomorowe 4 Sumday?
(hevy sighes)
waited uddur day…waited Furday…stil waitin Caturday…WANTZ NOW…noe waitz 4 Sumday !!!
HAAAHAAAAA!!!!! this one if effin genius!!!!!!
LOOOOOVE IT!!!
Iz lyke trix rabbit of teh ichc… but he haz therapies
awwwww im craiing. =’(
We’ll get them cheezburgers one day, i sware. We shall sucede!
Yeah, this one kinda hurts my feelings…snf
Awwww, pwecious!!
Strypee Tawm haz plan.
“Hewminz hab Kook~Owt. Das wen
we getz Cheezburgrz!”
2 Toned Gurl tyrd uv
Krunchee Fude. Wantz gowndz, seerd meetz
anz hawt meltid Cheez.
Hewminz fyre up beeg
shynee grillz. Strypee Tawm’z planz
kummeeng 2geffurr.
Jack.
Jack, I haven’t gotten the chance to tell you how much you rock. You appeared sometime during the summer when I had to disappear, so you were a surprise when I came back. And boy am I glad I did! I read your poems with *fur*vor!
Lurvz. Twooooo lurvz.
Poet kitteh sez: “Cheez deferred maketh the heart sick.”
I prefer my cheeze WITHOUT fur, thank you very much – but, whatever you’re into…
Stend–bettur nawt look for din at my howz, den. Too much kittefurr.
major pleh, reporting for doody
… I wonder if sticky cheeze would be good for removing fur, from, say, ugly couches?
Jes, an it wud prolly maek dem smell bettur, 2.
Heh. Stend sed “doody”. lolz!
…or from ironic sofas.
stend nawt noe dat kitteh hair are a kondiment.
An a fashun acksessoree, an a helf supplemint, an a craft ingreedeyent, an a gardin tool, an a…..
Dis pkshur awmoast az adorbabel az tikklie hammiez!
It duznt take much to see that the problems of two liddul lolcats don’t amownt to a hole hill of beenz in thiz crazy wurld….
Sumdai u’ll unnerstand dat. Naow, naow… Heer’s luuking at u, kit.
We’ll allwaiz has Paris.
But ef I put ma lips togebber an blow… I get
PLBPLPPLPLBBFHGHBPLPLLLBFT!!!
“Uv awll t3h sofas
in awll the sittees in t3h Wurld
she showz up awn myne”
Jack.
Plai it Jack, plai dah song.
Awh! iz teh bestest chzcat evar!!!!!
Casablanca FTW!!!!
CATsablanca.
But Juliet, a Tiger by any udder name wuld still havz nice flavur!
First of all, let’s get this outta way:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
This is SO cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
I love this pic!
sekond pikshur with kittiez crying dis week! IT MAYKS ME SAD FOR KITTIEZ.
Get them Kittehs cheezburger……STAT!!!
oh noes! por kittehs
u no, us pplz take 4 grnted how ee z it is to get cheezburger. but kittehs hav it no so ee z. help a kitteh! dunate a cheezburger todai!
yeah, dunate!!
…mmmmm, glazed dunate…
…and cheezburger…
I’m sending wun in teh mayl RITE NAOW! (Hoap teh enviloap izzn’t 2 greesee…)
Kwik! Sen me yr fax numbur and I’ll – um, I gess not.
now to be funneh (mebbe)
Oh honey there there is gonna be a-0k, u see…
oh it wuz terrible, i had kits underpaws all days, in fac feel like menepaws all days,
and i burnt the cheezburga casserole, and i got muh head stuck in the coke glass, and the peeps jus tink is so funny call me space cat like i got no feelings, then i got scritch when i had to go git the kids lunch munneh from the bullehs down the street,
and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
gonna be bettah i tell u (oh boy should just stayed cruzing)
Did sumone sez “menepaws,” lyk dat’s a bad ting? I resembls dat remark!
LOL…my gf can’t wate fur menopause. She hates her .
BOING!
Sometimes it takes long, but we gets there and we gets it FINALLY.
I kept saying to meself “Hates her…whut?”
The little dot “.” is not so insignificant, no?
Thanks for the translation, Leaf!
Mah dokktur tole meh I wuz startin it urlee (at 43) and she wuz all “Sry!” an I wuz all, “Y sry? Woohoo!”
An I barely got nineteen howers of sleep yestiday…
No mebbe’s!!! U has teh funneh. Dis be reeely clever! I lurves it.
“Don’t let go, Rose.”
“I’ll never let go, Jack”
“…uh oh…”
the blondie crying kitteh luks just liek ma madison what haz speshul blonde flayme-poynt colors.
madison do not want cheezburgers. she luvs crunchee nom noms and no hooman treets!
Awwwwwwwwwww!!!
Wen hoominz no givez us snorglez–we makes our OWN snorglez!!!
leen awn meh,
wen u ar hongree
an i’ll cawl fur cheezburgers.
i’ll help u sae DO WAAAAAAAANT –
fur it woant be lawng
til we gunna nom
sum cheezburgers wif baaaaaaaykun
U jus cawl on meh kitteh, an u’ll unnerstan… we awwwwl need sum kitteh 2 snorgle on!
FTW!!!!
“Don’t luk, baybay, dat skary Willyam-Shatnur mask gai is tryin to git Jaymee Lee Kurtis agin!!!!!”
{chasnchasnchasnchasnkillkillkillkillchasnchasnchasnchasnkillkillkillkill}
Hello? Iz NEbuddy der? I gonna go taek shower nao, all nekkies…. N prollee think durtee thots….
I tried posting this into my LJ account but the picture didn’t show. The post just contained code. Any ideas as to why this happened?
Oh my…that…I wanna go hug my kitty after seeing this. Usually these just make me laugh, this one makes me feel warm and fuzzy. I want a Cheezburger now, too…=(
HOLY CRAP! Wait till I tell teh kittehs! Thay mayd the FRONT PAGE! Thanks everybody for your sweet comments – I’ll make sure to give them EXTRA cheezburgers tonite!
Want more of these kitties?
Go here:
http://app.tabblo.com/studio/stories/view/52080/
Wow, doez r ur kittehs??? BERRY kyoooooooot! Byooteeful kittehs, Nonie. Congrats on teh posting heer!
note to self: Nonie has waaaaaaay kute kittehz.
ooo, da bobbie an’ mings are ‘dorebull…
dey BOOTIFUL! fank u foar sharings moar of dem.
Pawsumly gojus kittehs, Nonie & kool foto! Kan U tel mi hao lawng agoe U scent it inn?
Like, a millyun years ago. I dont evun remember…
Oh, Hai Nonie. I joynes in with teh otters in thanking you for this pikshur wit teh GRATE capshun – and tehn teh rezt of teh pikshurs. Do dey do taht awl teh tyme?
………..n ai will holdz himz ….n…squeezes himz……n …LUBS himz ……n …cawls himz georg!
tow oblivious?????
U be teh furst to say it, so purrhapz nawt so obvious. Ai wud hav said it had ai thot of it furst!
indeedeley doodeley!!
In Soviet Russia, hugs have you!!
Here kitteh. plz to teak dis Xanax.
love iz.. promising each odder cheezburgers
I wuv u mannnnnnn
Ok, but u still nawt gettin my cheeszburger.
Dere’z a cheez four uss.
Sumwarez a cheez four uss.
Meltie, gooie, an dairie cheez
Weight four uss, owt dere.
Dere is burger four uss.
Sumdays is burger four us
Burger cuvered in yummie cheez
Giv too uss! Giv its pleez!
Sumdayz! Sumwayz!
Gotz to do it! West Side Story FTW ! ! !
Maek of owr cheeze, wun cheeze;
Maek of owr bun, wun bun;
Maek of owr cowz, wun grownd cow -
Pikulz or not wont part
Us now
Make of owr noms, wun nom;
Day aftur day, wun nom -
Now we can start, now begin:
Nommmmm nom,
Diiiiig in -
Even mustird wont paaart
Us now.
(*snif* so touching)
Duffy! Duffy! Taht IZ touching! *sniff* *sniff*
And brilliant! I LOVED teh way u uzed “paaar”t to keep with the right notes. I wuz singin alawng, and dint do it rite teh furst tyme. Now I haz it rite.
Mozt heartfelt thanx fur this!
Theyz pretend’en to be Bono and The Edge in za concort.
S’ok. I wuz sads too wen I finded owt Sandy Claws nawt reel.
U R kiddin, no? He real! I lefs him cookie n milk, and he eated n drinkded it!! I swears is true! Was gone nex mornin n he lefs me caaaaaaaaatnnnnnnnniiiiiiiipppsss!
SRSLY?????????? sandy claws nawt reel?????????? *shee fawllz ober in ded faintz* (liftes up hed,,,,,telll me iz nowt truuuuuue…..kthxbai)
(out of kittehpidgin)
I just want to say what a wonderful group of well-rounded, intelligent, and culturally literate group of people we have here. Never would I see references to Tennessee Williams, old 1950’s songs, TV shows from the early years, old movies, and such, and have them fit so relevently…and with such panash!
My hat’s off to you all.
(okies…bak tu teh kittehpijin naow!)
not to forget menepaws, too!
Yesh, so troo!! ICHC has taked teh place of MST3K fur me…which tooked teh place of my colidge improv troupe.
Smartcrazyfunnycreative peeps FTW!!!
(Oh, and teh kitteh pitchers is purrdy cools, too…)
Sry – Purrhapz I nawt be so well roundeded as sum. Pls, whut is dis MST3K?
MST3k is teh funnay sho wear teh row-bots an won hyuman mak fun uv teh moveez. Butt dey dont sho it anemor.
Mistery Siense Thetur.
>pedant\end<
I hate HTML tags!!!
Pedant!! “Mystery Science Theatre (or possibly Theater) 3000!
“i lieks it heer
can i stays?
i lieks it heer
can i stays?
and does u has a monee
foar a cheezburger?
oh oh oh. . . “
n gilgertz n suliban…..n…..shakspeer….n…..lotz n lotz ob moosisianz…n…..KARTUUNEZZZZZZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Innit troo dough? Amazin span uv referinces frum awl ober culchur, historee, litterachure… iz a bery edumakated an wittee grupe!
Sweet Kitteh, I get you so much cheezburgers you cans dry your teers with the xtra buns.
I git u so menny cheezburgerz, u be cryin musturd…
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, and I live with some awesome animals. Even the most hard-ass person would have to agree, this pic is FTW.
Iss okey. Dere’s anuver gaem nex weik. We’s win den.
. . . and if we can’t wins gaem, we can wins teh partee. i brings teh burgerz.
“We gets throo dis togedder, brudder…”
…so week…need cheezburger soon…don’t know if i can keeps up this fassade of hope…it has been….two….hours….how much longer can we survive???
Smuggled up together, teh kittees takes a knap.
i wish i new hao to kwit u.
Cheezburger, I swear…
wow!!!! super cute >_<!! and funny ^ω^!!
i wish my kittens would do that when i m sad..^_^;
now THAT is definitely FTW, Scotch!!!! ::laughing so hard I can’t speak properly::
grief counselor kitteh is counseling the grieving
2 Toned Kitteh iz
reddee 4 bedz. Wuntz 2 heerz
a bedtyme storree
“Wunse upawn a tyme
dere wuz a Prinsiss Kitteh
hoo lubbd Cheezburgrz
“But a Draggunn stoldz
awlll t3h Cheezburgrz an hidz
dem in himz beeg kayv
“Prinsiss Kitteh can
haz Spesshul Majjik Reeng frum
Fairee Gawdmuther…”
Jack.
Ai luvs da stripey kitteh’s wittul wyet toezees!
hahaha that’s AWSOME
if u can sees ninja kittn iz 2 lates awreddy
Dis makes ma day full of Catpiness!
Give those cats some cheeseburgers, I say. All they want. Harrumph.
One of the best ever! Bravo!!!
As gawd is mah witniss, weh will nebber go hugriez again!!!!
This is one of those sites that is making me a wus! But…
AWWWWWW!!!!!!
Furst base. I haz it!!!
LOL. This was hilarious.
Kittehs soo kyoote – them brake mah hart.
We are the world, we are the kittens. Meow.
We ‘re suffering from mulnutrition and hypothermia.
Pls give us chezburger.
=^_^=
That is one of the best!
WIN!
awww so sweet
FANTASTIC!
god dammit i need a translation dictionary or something for whatever the heck ur saying!!!!!
Critic Kitteh saiz: Yoo fail, gtfo.
*snurt*
lemme guess kafleen…yoo doan have payshuns fur teh trollz?
aww it makses me wants to give them cheezburgerz
*sob* sniffle…zo kyoot!! heer…havs mah cheezburger. no, no, tayke it. i haz nuffing 2 do wif it…but eet it…but u kan eet it.