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DEM CHEESES MOVED


DEM CHEESES MOVED

I SWEARZ!!

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  1. brainfire says:

    teh cheez wuz just heer a minut ago. plz bringng it bak. kthxbai

  2. Erdan says:

    I uses teh forze to moav cheezez hear…

  3. Quinten says:

    telikinetic cat is telikinetic.

  4. Jenny says:

    Oh noes… Brie has somesorta forcefield round it. Must penetrate!

  5. homescribe says:

    green eyes of kitteh mastery

    • julyisthebestmonth says:

      is bery hard to taek foto of black kitteh. iffen dey close dem eyes……poof! juss big velvet dustbunnie.

      • chewly says:

        o, i noes! i can’t get a good pikshur of my old lady kitteh (she’s 15) and it maeks me sad. she’s such a bootiful floofy kitteh.

  6. RushnGreen says:

    Chzes mooved, but wut about teh BURGR???
    OH NOES — tehy be steelinz mah burgrz!
    Kitteh’s eyes wil jumpp rite out of fayce to find!

  7. gayla34 says:

    nos I wan cheesBURGER…….cheeseBURGER……stupi hoomins.

  8. dapanferkittah says:

    Wit all dis cheeze dere mus be a burgur on da way!

  9. tallian says:

    U bettr cut bak on teh nip, mai fren.

  10. paws4thot says:

    I noez mah purrsin sez he likez srawng cheez, but daht jst zilly; dah Gorgonzolla’s woking across teh tabl!

  11. LuvBJones says:

    i will nao levimitate teh bree wit teh powur of mai mind …

  12. cratz says:

    Loox lyke teh werk uv doze nawty mouses, Sniff n Scurry. I’ll hav dere haids for dis – on ur pillo tonite!

  13. Nick says:

    O noez… iz lactoz intolrant

  14. Cheez Snob Kitteh wud liek to see the wine list now, kthx.

    And purrhaps hav a wurd wif da manigir about dis tablecloff.

  15. Leaf says:

    Nom nom nom nom …. ok Brie w oranj marmalade, is good…hey u putting away the food already? I not finished dood! Spoon me some of that deli stuff…whatchocallit?

  16. sillyannz says:

    Cawshuslee, teh mitee hunter stawks his prey…

    • jazzmoth says:

      FTW!

      The wild cheez grazes on the tablelands lush flora. However, it is unaware of the kitteh predator, camouflaged with the shadows. Only his eyes of death are visible…

  17. Duffy says:

    Engajing traktor beems – NOW!

  18. Jack Deth says:

    Skannurr Kitteh haz
    roodimentaree skillz. Canz
    unrapp cheez wiff mynd

    Or getz himz Hewmin
    to do it wiff a sylent
    lawng, powwurful stayr

    Kitteh iz payshunt.
    Knoez that whayr dere iz Cheez. Dere
    iz t3h Cheezburgr :-)

    Jack.

  19. fillyjonk says:

    “Who moved mah cheezburger”?

    Is new book on cat management.

  20. scribbleed says:

    I iz bigger than cheesus

    • B! says:

      Terry Pratchett FTW of the WORLD!!!

      • BonzoGal says:

        I sekkind dat emoshun.

      • scribbleed says:

        well spotted! cat almost luk laik Greebo, xcept it gots two good eyes

      • stend says:

        … wasn’t that the beatles?

        • doctorcat says:

          John Lennon: “We’re more popular than Jesus.”
          Raised a stink somewhere around ‘63 or ‘64.

          • D Marie says:

            It was 1966. An explanation that I forget where it came from originally:

            The British public took the comment as what is was: An opinion voiced by an artist known as much for his hummingbird mind as for his considerable talent. In July, however, an American teen magazine called Datebook quoted the infamous Jesus statement without reprinting the original article. It appeared as part of a cover story called “The Ten Adults You Dig/Hate the Most.”

            The American reaction was instantaneous. Radio stations across the country, but especially in the South and Midwest, stopped playing Beatles records. Death threats began pouring in — directed against not only John, but the other Beatles as well. Bonfires appeared, with Beatles pictures and albums providing the fuel. Maureen Cleave (author of original magazine article) tried to explain that “John was certainly not comparing the Beatles with Christ. He was simply observing that so weak was the state of Christianity that the Beatles were, to many people, better known. He was deploring, rather than approving, this,” but to no avail.

            • LadyKat says:

              mose hoomins reeelly needz to jus chill an do sum seryus relaxing!

            • LadyKat says:

              I majored in Journalism and the above mishap just goes to show how something taken out of context can get REALLY misinterpreted – no matter how many explanations come afterwards.

    • KatB says:

      WWCD

      Wat Wuld Cheesus du?

  21. Jill says:

    Kitteh has been smokin teh GOOD schtuff. Next frame: cheeze talkz!

  22. Plobes says:

    u gotsta watch dem cheeses, furbee kitteh
    dey sneekeh

  23. mystique says:

    Black say-ans kitteh eez at yer tables, moobin yer cheezesez…

  24. mystique says:

    Oh hai i can has paw red nao? Ah weel pai joo in deez fyne dairee produkts…

  25. mystique says:

    Ran kitteh ran! Eef dah cheezes bee moobin mebbe dey stalkin JOO! AIEE!

  26. B! says:

    BEHOLD!! Da Powur uv CHEEZ!!!!

  27. Ignatz says:

    But mooovin wrong way… into mouf pleases, kthx

  28. Melissa says:

    Doggeh is unner teh tayble pullin teh tayblecloath.

    I’m unner ur tayble messin wif ur mindz.
    An steelin ur cheez.

  29. Melissa says:

    In Soviet Russia, cheez moves you!!! And is very, very steenky.

  30. stend says:

    OMG – it’s the dreaded POLTERCHEEZ !!!

    “Carol Anne – listen to me. Do NOT nom on the brie…”

  31. Roody's Mom says:

    If ya donn’t eatcher cheez, ya cann’t have enny puddin’. How can ya have enny puddin’ if ya donn’t eatcher cheez?/??

    • BonzoGal says:

      Awl in awl, ur just anudder brik… uv teh cheddar…

      • Melissa says:

        I had a wall of cheez,
        but I eated it.

        • cat butt squirrel butt says:

          Kinda Lyk Phil Spector’s Wall Of Sound.

          • woodchuck says:

            But he shooted it. To deff. GUILTY!

          • ronniecat says:

            LOLZ me and mr. ronniecat was watchen TeeVee news in bed this mornen and teh announser wuz talken about Phil Spector’s big “multi-media” defense presentation yesterday. I sed “It’s PHIL SPECTOR’S WALL OF DEFENSE!!!1!” :)

            Notise his wigs has gotten a lot more… sane since he gotz teh legal advise :)

          • D Marie says:

            I gess 2nite is Beatles nite fur me… compare teh orijinal release of Let it Be, feeturin the infaymouse “Wall ob Sownd” with teh Re-release, Let it Be…Naked, and you will probly agree with me Wall ob Sownd… Not so grate, akshully.

            BTW: Teh bestest Beatle (George) has a purrfect kitteh sowng on Let it Be: “I, Me, Mine” It is a kitteh anthem.

          • LadyKat says:

            Onlee made wif blox of Tillamook cheezes – much nom nom

            • LadyKat says:

              teh WALL iz made of tillamook – not the beatles song…or was I talkin about Phil’s wall of defense being cheezey?

              I dunno no moer…

          • paws4thot says:

            Only with more calories, but a less 1960s vibe.

  32. cat butt squirrel butt says:

    Kitteh vs cheez Staring Kontest, Day 5:

    Kitteh – 0
    Cheez – 546,003

  33. Gman says:

    Iz sed CHEEZBURGER! Not LIMBERGER…..

    NO Want!

  34. pittypat says:

    BAKKAWAYYY FRUM TEH CHEEZ!! NACHO CHEEZ!! MAI CHEEZ!!

  35. Lucy says:

    (apologies to B.C.)

    Cheezes has feetz!!

  36. pittypat says:

    kitteh’s alarmed by teh marmalade jar: eww wut iz it? pikkelt jellyfishes?

    • D Marie says:

      Did ya ever notiss dat on TV naytur shows, jellyfish can be byootiful, graysfull an awesome; but if u sees dem live dey be ooky, gooky an awful?

      • LadyKat says:

        joo shood seez dem at de Oregon Coast akwairium….pretty tank, pretty lites, pretty jellifishies..mebbe da naytchur showz uze speshul liteing?

  37. sharkink says:

    Dat kitteh be lukinz lyke hims smohkee mawnstir in wuds on “LOST”.

    • BonzoGal says:

      So DAT’S wut dat fing iz… jiant kitteh! And it finks dat hyoomins is tinee play-toys. Dang, naow I don’t has 2 watch teh next seezin.

  38. Cat Care HQ says:

    Wut good iz da cheez if der ain’t no burger wit it?

  39. D.R. says:

    I dint eet dem! Honess! Dey jus gots up en moobd.

    Naw, i dont gots a seekrit burgr hiden unner dis napken, an i dint put de kechoop on it neether… Waer u gets dis ideeya?

  40. catalogical humor says:

    Paranoid Cat
    senses cheez movemnt on teh perimetr

  41. Seward says:

    Hole In The Universe Cat is only made of eyes.

  42. That’s mah kittah! I took that pic of my cat, Fluf years ago. Glad to see she’s being honored posthumously…

    http://forums.audiworld.com/other/msgs/7586791.phtml

    • B! says:

      Fluf has kwite a look! Tanx fur da pickchoor, iz makin us laff an luv!

      We honor Fluf, an we know she gon ahed over da Rainbow Bridge, an she waitin der to see U agin! Fur nao, she playin an sleepin in sunbeam, dancin wif da leeves fallin frum da treez, an sittin wif missteeriyus posschoor an regull prezence!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

        B! Dat is so byootiful. U has maed meh crai! Reely. I know I am nawt teh only wun heer whut missea teh gone over teh Rainbow Bridge kittehz – probably lotz ov peeplz reedin this is awl teary eyed! It be hard to bleeve mai beloved Kitteh Kompanions are no longer heer. So I go now to snorgle the kittehz who be heer naow – Barney, Fiona, Glorfindel (we cawlz him Fin) and Cinders.

        And Mike – thanx much fur teh wunnerful pikshurs of teh lovely Fluf. She luk so byootiful against teh dried grass. (Is grass?)

    • Cottleston Pie says:

      Aww! Fluf was beautimus!

  43. KatB says:

    Too much cheese, not enough burger.

  44. KatB says:

    Dis cat a patty short of a cheezburger.

  45. catalogical humor says:

    wen cheez mooves itsef, is sign cheez bin in frigdurbator wai too long.

  46. Pittypat says:

    OMG they finilly maded a cat vershun of Mr. Potato Hed! ‘Bout tiem.

  47. jakeradz says:

    OMG! CHEEZ AND NO BURGER!!!! WHERE DA BURGER GO?

  48. BorisEvenWorse says:

    Eezily scareded kittee has ben scareded.

  49. BorisEvenWorse says:

    “Ur puttink marminglade on teh cheez? OMFGWTFBBQ! I is tearing-fried!”

  50. dalyces says:

    Dis kitteh luks a leetl lak Fil Spektor!


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