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teh cheez wuz just heer a minut ago. plz bringng it bak. kthxbai
I uses teh forze to moav cheezez hear…
telikinetic cat is telikinetic.
in soviet russia, cat is moved by telekinetic cheeze !!!
wait, let’s try that again…
Oh noes… Brie has somesorta forcefield round it. Must penetrate!
Fridge-urated brie? DO NOT WANT!
I will warms it up wif mah eyez till its a bit moar runni.
When I was in French class 389 years age, the teach brought Brie and Camembert cheese to class. Brie ok, Camembert, mmmm not so much.
U putz teh brie in teh microwavie fur 5 sekunds. Instant meltee - nom!
achually it wud be nom slurp nom slurp
Member teh Montee Python cheez-shop sketch?
Michael Palin: “It’s a bit runny…”
John Cleese: “I don’t care how effing runny it is, bring it out with all speed!”
MP: “Awwww! The cat’s eaten it.”
JC: “Did he?”
MP: “She, sir.”
No cheezy comestibles?!
Mmmm … cheezy comestibles ….
He didn’t even has venazulan beaver cheez.
… you so don’t want to know the visual I just got for ‘beaver cheez’
“MY EYES !!! THEY BURN !!!”
Dis is full of win!
green eyes of kitteh mastery
is bery hard to taek foto of black kitteh. iffen dey close dem eyes……poof! juss big velvet dustbunnie.
o, i noes! i can’t get a good pikshur of my old lady kitteh (she’s 15) and it maeks me sad. she’s such a bootiful floofy kitteh.
Chzes mooved, but wut about teh BURGR???
OH NOES — tehy be steelinz mah burgrz!
Kitteh’s eyes wil jumpp rite out of fayce to find!
nos I wan cheesBURGER…….cheeseBURGER……stupi hoomins.
Wit all dis cheeze dere mus be a burgur on da way!
U bettr cut bak on teh nip, mai fren.
HAHA! Priddy soon teh cheez will be talkin!!!
It nawt ez bein cheezy!!!
I noez mah purrsin sez he likez srawng cheez, but daht jst zilly; dah Gorgonzolla’s woking across teh tabl!
i will nao levimitate teh bree wit teh powur of mai mind …
Loox lyke teh werk uv doze nawty mouses, Sniff n Scurry. I’ll hav dere haids for dis - on ur pillo tonite!
O noez… iz lactoz intolrant
iz ok, tho, cuz i eats cheese anyway, then sleep on human’s hed tonite so not to suffr alones.
*oh, kitteh, PLEH!*
*ur welkom, hoomin* **snuggle**
n tu fink sometymes tu complayne abowt mousez or birdeh in dah shooes!
Yeah! Kitteh jus beein gud provider.
Jus remember NONE OF DEM baby YUNYUNS! YUNYUNS not good for kitteh! c.f. yunuyn ring comment thred, u will see wat I means!
edam and weep . . .
Dats no gouda. Cheddar lukk neckst taim.
Aargh! Take thoz puns an go back to Monterey, Jack!
. . . or back to ur i-brie tower; itz a feta kompleet!
HHHHAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!
*hed splode wit teh funnee*
FTW alloftehabuv!
( poot )
Pleh. Maeks me tink ov oder nite. Kitteh was sittin on couch near ma hed. I smeld stench an aksed hubby if he fart. He said noe and lukd at Luci. Luci purred and juts luks at meh sayin HAHA I stunk u owt.
goggie do dis oftenz, hubbeh lyke to has scape-gote…goggie (n hubbeh) meat fartzes - DO NOT WANT!
I know someone already said this, but:
it’s the power of cheeze !!!
( poot. poot-poot-poot !!! )
U sed *poot*
teehee
Cheez Snob Kitteh wud liek to see the wine list now, kthx.
And purrhaps hav a wurd wif da manigir about dis tablecloff.
win!!
wine!!!
(goes wid cheez)
Teh playse mat iz a lidl grunjy tu.
COURSE playsmat is grunjy–gotz cheez an kitturpawz on it!
hard-to-please Louise sees overseas cheeze.
the cheeze from overseas? does she spray it with Febreze? is the cheeze the bees knees?
Nom nom nom nom …. ok Brie w oranj marmalade, is good…hey u putting away the food already? I not finished dood! Spoon me some of that deli stuff…whatchocallit?
dey shud mayke chezbargar casserolez…
Cawshuslee, teh mitee hunter stawks his prey…
FTW!
The wild cheez grazes on the tablelands lush flora. However, it is unaware of the kitteh predator, camouflaged with the shadows. Only his eyes of death are visible…
Engajing traktor beems - NOW!
Skannurr Kitteh haz
roodimentaree skillz. Canz
unrapp cheez wiff mynd
Or getz himz Hewmin
to do it wiff a sylent
lawng, powwurful stayr
Kitteh iz payshunt.
Knoez that whayr dere iz Cheez. Dere
iz t3h Cheezburgr
Jack.
“Who moved mah cheezburger”?
Is new book on cat management.
Next book: Whut cheez iz ur parrashoot?
Nao DAT I reed! LOL!
Dats better dan “wut colur iz yur cheez?”
Mah AIM ID wuz: who_moved_my_catnip.
I wuz kwite pwoud ov dat wun.
I thought cat management was an oxymoron
and/or a TOTAL pipe dream…
yup. iz rite up dere wiff herding kittehs.
It means “management by cats”, doesn’t it?