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teh cheez wuz just heer a minut ago. plz bringng it bak. kthxbai
I uses teh forze to moav cheezez hear…
telikinetic cat is telikinetic.
in soviet russia, cat is moved by telekinetic cheeze !!!
wait, let’s try that again…
Oh noes… Brie has somesorta forcefield round it. Must penetrate!
Fridge-urated brie? DO NOT WANT!
I will warms it up wif mah eyez till its a bit moar runni.
When I was in French class 389 years age, the teach brought Brie and Camembert cheese to class. Brie ok, Camembert, mmmm not so much.
U putz teh brie in teh microwavie fur 5 sekunds. Instant meltee – nom!
achually it wud be nom slurp nom slurp
Member teh Montee Python cheez-shop sketch?
Michael Palin: “It’s a bit runny…”
John Cleese: “I don’t care how effing runny it is, bring it out with all speed!”
MP: “Awwww! The cat’s eaten it.”
JC: “Did he?”
MP: “She, sir.”
No cheezy comestibles?!
Mmmm … cheezy comestibles ….
He didn’t even has venazulan beaver cheez.
… you so don’t want to know the visual I just got for ‘beaver cheez’
“MY EYES !!! THEY BURN !!!”
Dis is full of win!
green eyes of kitteh mastery
is bery hard to taek foto of black kitteh. iffen dey close dem eyes……poof! juss big velvet dustbunnie.
o, i noes! i can’t get a good pikshur of my old lady kitteh (she’s 15) and it maeks me sad. she’s such a bootiful floofy kitteh.
Chzes mooved, but wut about teh BURGR???
OH NOES — tehy be steelinz mah burgrz!
Kitteh’s eyes wil jumpp rite out of fayce to find!
nos I wan cheesBURGER…….cheeseBURGER……stupi hoomins.
Wit all dis cheeze dere mus be a burgur on da way!
U bettr cut bak on teh nip, mai fren.
HAHA! Priddy soon teh cheez will be talkin!!!
It nawt ez bein cheezy!!!
I noez mah purrsin sez he likez srawng cheez, but daht jst zilly; dah Gorgonzolla’s woking across teh tabl!
i will nao levimitate teh bree wit teh powur of mai mind …
Loox lyke teh werk uv doze nawty mouses, Sniff n Scurry. I’ll hav dere haids for dis – on ur pillo tonite!
O noez… iz lactoz intolrant
iz ok, tho, cuz i eats cheese anyway, then sleep on human’s hed tonite so not to suffr alones.
*oh, kitteh, PLEH!*
*ur welkom, hoomin* **snuggle**
n tu fink sometymes tu complayne abowt mousez or birdeh in dah shooes!
Yeah! Kitteh jus beein gud provider.
Jus remember NONE OF DEM baby YUNYUNS! YUNYUNS not good for kitteh! c.f. yunuyn ring comment thred, u will see wat I means!
edam and weep . . .
Dats no gouda. Cheddar lukk neckst taim.
Aargh! Take thoz puns an go back to Monterey, Jack!
. . . or back to ur i-brie tower; itz a feta kompleet!
HHHHAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!
*hed splode wit teh funnee*
FTW alloftehabuv!
( poot )
Pleh. Maeks me tink ov oder nite. Kitteh was sittin on couch near ma hed. I smeld stench an aksed hubby if he fart. He said noe and lukd at Luci. Luci purred and juts luks at meh sayin HAHA I stunk u owt.
goggie do dis oftenz, hubbeh lyke to has scape-gote…goggie (n hubbeh) meat fartzes – DO NOT WANT!
I know someone already said this, but:
it’s the power of cheeze !!!
( poot. poot-poot-poot !!! )
U sed *poot*
teehee
Cheez Snob Kitteh wud liek to see the wine list now, kthx.
And purrhaps hav a wurd wif da manigir about dis tablecloff.
win!!
wine!!!
(goes wid cheez)
Teh playse mat iz a lidl grunjy tu.
COURSE playsmat is grunjy–gotz cheez an kitturpawz on it!
hard-to-please Louise sees overseas cheeze.
the cheeze from overseas? does she spray it with Febreze? is the cheeze the bees knees?
Nom nom nom nom …. ok Brie w oranj marmalade, is good…hey u putting away the food already? I not finished dood! Spoon me some of that deli stuff…whatchocallit?
dey shud mayke chezbargar casserolez…
Cawshuslee, teh mitee hunter stawks his prey…
FTW!
The wild cheez grazes on the tablelands lush flora. However, it is unaware of the kitteh predator, camouflaged with the shadows. Only his eyes of death are visible…
Engajing traktor beems – NOW!
Skannurr Kitteh haz
roodimentaree skillz. Canz
unrapp cheez wiff mynd
Or getz himz Hewmin
to do it wiff a sylent
lawng, powwurful stayr
Kitteh iz payshunt.
Knoez that whayr dere iz Cheez. Dere
iz t3h Cheezburgr
Jack.
“Who moved mah cheezburger”?
Is new book on cat management.
Next book: Whut cheez iz ur parrashoot?
Nao DAT I reed! LOL!
Dats better dan “wut colur iz yur cheez?”
Mah AIM ID wuz: who_moved_my_catnip.
I wuz kwite pwoud ov dat wun.
I thought cat management was an oxymoron
and/or a TOTAL pipe dream…
yup. iz rite up dere wiff herding kittehs.
It means “management by cats”, doesn’t it?
I iz bigger than cheesus
Terry Pratchett FTW of the WORLD!!!
I sekkind dat emoshun.
well spotted! cat almost luk laik Greebo, xcept it gots two good eyes
… wasn’t that the beatles?
John Lennon: “We’re more popular than Jesus.”
Raised a stink somewhere around ‘63 or ‘64.
It was 1966. An explanation that I forget where it came from originally:
The British public took the comment as what is was: An opinion voiced by an artist known as much for his hummingbird mind as for his considerable talent. In July, however, an American teen magazine called Datebook quoted the infamous Jesus statement without reprinting the original article. It appeared as part of a cover story called “The Ten Adults You Dig/Hate the Most.”
The American reaction was instantaneous. Radio stations across the country, but especially in the South and Midwest, stopped playing Beatles records. Death threats began pouring in — directed against not only John, but the other Beatles as well. Bonfires appeared, with Beatles pictures and albums providing the fuel. Maureen Cleave (author of original magazine article) tried to explain that “John was certainly not comparing the Beatles with Christ. He was simply observing that so weak was the state of Christianity that the Beatles were, to many people, better known. He was deploring, rather than approving, this,” but to no avail.
mose hoomins reeelly needz to jus chill an do sum seryus relaxing!
I majored in Journalism and the above mishap just goes to show how something taken out of context can get REALLY misinterpreted – no matter how many explanations come afterwards.
WWCD
Wat Wuld Cheesus du?
Kitteh has been smokin teh GOOD schtuff. Next frame: cheeze talkz!
u gotsta watch dem cheeses, furbee kitteh
dey sneekeh
Black say-ans kitteh eez at yer tables, moobin yer cheezesez…
Oh hai i can has paw red nao? Ah weel pai joo in deez fyne dairee produkts…
Ran kitteh ran! Eef dah cheezes bee moobin mebbe dey stalkin JOO! AIEE!
in soviet russia, cheese eats you
I wear the cheez . . . it doez not wear me.
Jus as lawng as u duznt kuts teh cheez…
BEHOLD!! Da Powur uv CHEEZ!!!!
But mooovin wrong way… into mouf pleases, kthx
Doggeh is unner teh tayble pullin teh tayblecloath.
I’m unner ur tayble messin wif ur mindz.
An steelin ur cheez.
In Soviet Russia, cheez moves you!!! And is very, very steenky.
OMG – it’s the dreaded POLTERCHEEZ !!!
“Carol Anne – listen to me. Do NOT nom on the brie…”
… and can I tell you how much I hate walking thru the poltercheez aisle at trader joe’s? just walking along and WHAP flying cheeze to the back of the head… can’t they just tie the d4mn poltercheez down?
keh keh stend diz mayde meh laff so mausch!
I rly want to see that done as a special effect… there could be some overly groomed and trendy yuppie couple with a baby in an overpriced stroller wearing baby gap in a trader joe’s TV spot, and suddenly – WHAP !!! – flying cheeze everywhere!!!
I haz a vision !!! of flying cheeze !!!
Actually, if the victim is a yuppie, perhaps we could use a hard cheese, say Edam or Gouda, that would do mare damage to the head than to the cheese?
Braynez!!
Kat: I can has cheez-er-geist?
Meunster, swiss, or chedder might be good to bean the yuppie
noes, dey needs to hire a cheeze exorcist to exorcise teh demon cheeze
Wud a demon cheez be anyfing liek a muenster?
bwahahaah! WIN!
If ya donn’t eatcher cheez, ya cann’t have enny puddin’. How can ya have enny puddin’ if ya donn’t eatcher cheez?/??
Awl in awl, ur just anudder brik… uv teh cheddar…
I had a wall of cheez,
but I eated it.
Kinda Lyk Phil Spector’s Wall Of Sound.
But he shooted it. To deff. GUILTY!
LOLZ me and mr. ronniecat was watchen TeeVee news in bed this mornen and teh announser wuz talken about Phil Spector’s big “multi-media” defense presentation yesterday. I sed “It’s PHIL SPECTOR’S WALL OF DEFENSE!!!1!”
Notise his wigs has gotten a lot more… sane since he gotz teh legal advise
I gess 2nite is Beatles nite fur me… compare teh orijinal release of Let it Be, feeturin the infaymouse “Wall ob Sownd” with teh Re-release, Let it Be…Naked, and you will probly agree with me Wall ob Sownd… Not so grate, akshully.
BTW: Teh bestest Beatle (George) has a purrfect kitteh sowng on Let it Be: “I, Me, Mine” It is a kitteh anthem.
Onlee made wif blox of Tillamook cheezes – much nom nom
teh WALL iz made of tillamook – not the beatles song…or was I talkin about Phil’s wall of defense being cheezey?
I dunno no moer…
Only with more calories, but a less 1960s vibe.
Kitteh vs cheez Staring Kontest, Day 5:
Kitteh – 0
Cheez – 546,003
Iz sed CHEEZBURGER! Not LIMBERGER…..
NO Want!
BAKKAWAYYY FRUM TEH CHEEZ!! NACHO CHEEZ!! MAI CHEEZ!!
Nacho cheez, arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhh… gud wun!
(apologies to B.C.)
Cheezes has feetz!!
cheeze flees!
Dey makesw u itch dem cheeze flees? Oh No! Baff!!! DO NOT WANT!
Baff makes mai knees freeze!
Mebbe “Cheeze wif feetz” eez infinatelee moar bettur den “Feetz wif cheeze” – eww…
that’s what I thought when I read the beaver cheeze post above
SO wrong
u shooda heered mai hunney an his buddiez talkin bowt “fomunda cheez”…..talk about DO NOT WANT…. *superpleh*
kitteh’s alarmed by teh marmalade jar: eww wut iz it? pikkelt jellyfishes?
Did ya ever notiss dat on TV naytur shows, jellyfish can be byootiful, graysfull an awesome; but if u sees dem live dey be ooky, gooky an awful?
joo shood seez dem at de Oregon Coast akwairium….pretty tank, pretty lites, pretty jellifishies..mebbe da naytchur showz uze speshul liteing?
Dat kitteh be lukinz lyke hims smohkee mawnstir in wuds on “LOST”.
So DAT’S wut dat fing iz… jiant kitteh! And it finks dat hyoomins is tinee play-toys. Dang, naow I don’t has 2 watch teh next seezin.
Wut good iz da cheez if der ain’t no burger wit it?
I dint eet dem! Honess! Dey jus gots up en moobd.
…
Naw, i dont gots a seekrit burgr hiden unner dis napken, an i dint put de kechoop on it neether… Waer u gets dis ideeya?
Paranoid Cat
senses cheez movemnt on teh perimetr
Hole In The Universe Cat is only made of eyes.
That’s mah kittah! I took that pic of my cat, Fluf years ago. Glad to see she’s being honored posthumously…
http://forums.audiworld.com/other/msgs/7586791.phtml
Fluf has kwite a look! Tanx fur da pickchoor, iz makin us laff an luv!
We honor Fluf, an we know she gon ahed over da Rainbow Bridge, an she waitin der to see U agin! Fur nao, she playin an sleepin in sunbeam, dancin wif da leeves fallin frum da treez, an sittin wif missteeriyus posschoor an regull prezence!
B! Dat is so byootiful. U has maed meh crai! Reely. I know I am nawt teh only wun heer whut missea teh gone over teh Rainbow Bridge kittehz – probably lotz ov peeplz reedin this is awl teary eyed! It be hard to bleeve mai beloved Kitteh Kompanions are no longer heer. So I go now to snorgle the kittehz who be heer naow – Barney, Fiona, Glorfindel (we cawlz him Fin) and Cinders.
And Mike – thanx much fur teh wunnerful pikshurs of teh lovely Fluf. She luk so byootiful against teh dried grass. (Is grass?)
Aww! Fluf was beautimus!
Too much cheese, not enough burger.
Dis cat a patty short of a cheezburger.
kittz on crakz!
wen cheez mooves itsef, is sign cheez bin in frigdurbator wai too long.
Or shood has putted cheez into frigamater long time ago.
OMG they finilly maded a cat vershun of Mr. Potato Hed! ‘Bout tiem.
OMG! CHEEZ AND NO BURGER!!!! WHERE DA BURGER GO?
Eezily scareded kittee has ben scareded.
“Ur puttink marminglade on teh cheez? OMFGWTFBBQ! I is tearing-fried!”
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Dis kitteh luks a leetl lak Fil Spektor!