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yah … specially dese frozened fryes that hoomins bake in ovenz …onyon rings rule
Bak wehn I was LOLkid, U culd getz crinkly friez daht kookded in dah deep frier.
yes! at the carl’s jr, they had the crinkle fries. dey was the BESTEST.
Crispy outside and mooshy inside – an never jus dried-up ol ends. UMMMMMMGUD!
Nice ther r diffrent fryz fur diffrent moodz … ya gotz teh skinnee fries (gud w/jus salt); teh big fat fryz (gud w/CATsup); teh curlee fryz (wen u got teh whimsies); teh spicee fryz … all r nom.
But iz alwaysz, ALWAYZ room fur onyon ringz! Maybee wit banana milkshak chasr?
Teh milkshak is 2 fill in enny gaps left in ur stummick. Cood also use Jello or ice creem or my favrit, butterskoch puddin.
leastwayz, dats whut mai Dadee alwayz tolded me.
ob cors, he also used to tri an tell me tings wuz gaccky, so I woodnt eat dem, an der wood be mor for himz. Didnt work.
Well, datz liek teh “stomach pockets” theory. In ur stomach are many pockets. And tho your broccoli or beets pocketx mite be full, ur ice cream pocket cud be entirely empty!
Can I haz anudder cheezburger for mai fren puhleze?
We be drinking mai fren
To teh end of a beef episode
So make it onyon rings for mai bebbeh
An onyon rings for teh roed.
Harold Arlen and Johnny Mercer – nuttn kan beet taht.
I HAS cheezburger! O happee dai!! Nom nom nom!
Waht meez wanna fo realz iz a fis sanzwich. Berga iz fo da dogz
Ummm…we wasn’t gunna nom nom ur cheezburger. No srsly, we jus smellin it. Wai u no beleeves us?
LUK at dis fase! Cud dis fase tell a lie? Well cud it?
Now go to fridge for icy co-cola and we will watch teh cheezburger and not grab it and run away. Honest.
We wuzn’t gonna eat cheezburger, we wuz only gonna tastes it!
i r seein dese kittehs in preveyuss cheezburger
but r still vereh adoribbles–speshly patchy faced fluffer
WE HAS TO SHARE? was funnier.
Quit rehashing old photos with lame captions!
Perhaps it was captioned by someone who hasn’t seen every single lolcat on the site. I appreciates all lolcat efforts persunally.
Meh 2!!
Meh 3!!!
Tehre ar so mennys cat-tion sumissions taht it take weeks (months?) til enny given wun show upp awn votin paige. So u gitz dupes or vry simillar cat-tionz. Peeps nawt copyin, jist usin sayme piksher as sumbunny else (wich tehy did nawt see B4 tehy sent in tehir effort.) Iffn voters Dcyde tehy lykes moar tahn wun vrzhun, SO WAHT?
(Ai’ve sumitted sum… none showd upp yet… sumday… Meenwile hev seen uther peeps using sayme piksher wif maybe better cat-tion. Oh well!)
Munthz, litirallee munthz. I noze some peeps who haz had pictchurs up 5 munthz aftah dehy took, submitted an tagged dah pictchur.
Woah! Fanx v muches 4 teh info! Wil keepz hopingz.
The Cheezburger Factory keeps all the submitted pics for reuse. If you want all new photos, talk to the Burgers.
I appreciate any & all submissions, too.
An I’ll eatz teh furfurs, kitteh!
It nawt lame!!!! and if u look to the right and reaf the quick site news, Cheez said he was reomving “dupes” Guess he missed one. besides who cares? Aincha got way more important things to worry about?
I was under the impression that “removing dupes” referred to all the COMPLETELY identical caps on the TCF page, not LOLcats with the same pic but different captions, which, I thought, was normal/acceptable.
I thought it was duplicate pictures..
but then again I’m at home all doped up tryin to pass a kidney stone.
Altered concious. I has it…
With company from out of town to visit his dying step brother…
I’m not the one with terminal cancer biy I am havin one hecuvva week!!!
Oh, dear. So sorry. That sound just awful. One can only say – hang in there.
*sings*” The Sun’ll Come Ooouut, Tomorrow . . . so ya gotta hang on ’til tomorrow come what maaaaaaaay. TOMORROW, TOMORROW . . .” oops – sorry got carried away. Really, do hope all is better soon! (we used to sing this to torture my niece Jennifer!)
Aw, ‘lissa … sorrees u r stoned an … stoned. Iz no joke … hurts! Poor bebeh…
URK! Good luck with everything. Kidney stone = no fun. We are thinking of you.
AFAIK, “dupes” referred to the EXACT same submission which was mysteriously appearing more than once on the voting pages.
{{{Melissa}}}
C’mon, there’s a perfect caption for every pic. This one had one already. If you’re going to use old pics, please make sure your caption is funnier.
For 8 million pics of the orange cat looking at the sky with slightly varying UFO captions, see the voting page. For the gems, see ICHC.
I actually like this cap better. The cat says “furfurs” for X’s sake. Everyone has a different perception/sense of humor. Frankly, I don’t want a world where everyone has the same sense of humor.
I think anyone can upload pictures into the Cheezeburger Factory, so you can certainly upload brand spanking new material for the cappers to use. Thank you! Won’t you?
troo…..ur rite. y we need ole pickchurrs?
Sorree but juss cuz same pixtur dinnea meanz cannea has anudder funnee caption and jeis, hoomor eez all relevant. Sum peeps fink jokes about nuklear fission eez funneh but nawt necessareelee joo.
Ah apperceeate all dah effortz submeeters putted into makin mah LOL’s…keep dem comin eberwan! Eben recykled LOL’s eez steel LOL’s.
Juss remember–Wyle yooalls iz argyooin abt picshurs, kitturz haz made off wif burger. (which makes dem burgerburglerz, but dat iz not da poynt.)
Now all u gotz left is furfurz. Hope yoo wern’t hungree.
An kepitch. We gotz teh kepitch too.
(I iz okeh wif seeing pikshurs agin, becuz new peeps has new funnies to say! Bring bak some of teh ooooold wuns, from Jan an Feb!)
Of corse, dey can go bak dere on der own and do dat. I do. Needz lotz of tyme, which I reely don’t have, but I seem to be adikted!
funneeeee!
Well, yes. “We has to share?” WUZ very funnie – and still is. But – this one really made me laff, too. Haven’t you ever gotten furfurz when you ordered onyon rings? I have, and I’m shur mai fayce luked much liek these liddle fayces! (Well, purrhapz not so full of teh kyoot, butt equally sad!) Akshully, dere be meny fotoz out dere with equally funnie capshuns. If dey awl maekz us laff (which, i bleeve, is teh poynt, heer), why nawt present them?
yus, all lolcats are welcome here. Is eekwal oppourtunity site. no hateingz pleeze
Kitteh in teh chayr is finkin Gimme teh frys fool!
I eets em bof!!!
U can haz burger– I wan kitteh’s they is bootiful bebbies.
This is a great photo–I love these two sweet little faces. And the pic of the cheezburger made me hungry last time, too.
Waytur, we needz 2 moar cheezburgers, kthxbai.
Doncha just LURVEZ theese 2 kittehs?? WANT!!1!!!1
Luv kittehz wif round fase. Dey are de bes.
Um, onions can kill your kitty. Ask your vet about onions and garlic and renal failure.
DO NOT WANT.
Um, ok…yu gotz a point dere, kiddo….where are teh care trolls when we needz em?? BTW, never met a cat yet that would even look at an onion, much less taste one.
OH NOES!!!! Think of the lolonyuns!
U haz not metted my Snickakitteh, den. Snickers does not want to EET da unyuns, though…him wantz to SNORGLE da unyunz.
We keeps our unyunz in a beeg basket, yoo see. Got tyred of unyunz goin to waste becuz dey grewed sprouts in plastic bag, or got mooshy and stanky. So we mooved dem to beeg basket.
Snickakitteh likes basket. In fact, him LUBZ da basket. Him lubs da basket SO MUCH? dat he is willing to make room in da basket for da unyuns. So sometimes we come downstairs to kitchen and look on shelf and find basket full of sleeping kittur surroundeded by unyuns.
Snick are very, VERY quirky kittur. Also, unyun-scented.
mmmMMMMMmmmmmm – unyun-scented kitteh.
U cans tayke piksher of kitteh in unyun baskit for ICHC??? Plz! Kthxbai
I shall try. But Snickerkittur haz lerned: mumma getz little box wif button an poyntz it at me, den BOO! BIG FLASHY LIGHTS AAAAAAHHHH MAJUR NAP DISRUPSHUN DOOO NOT WAAAANNNNTTT!!!!
Needless to sayz, him not so eezy to photographacate no more.
Awwww. Kitteh on chare loox so sad ova rong fud chois.
We can has Awesome Blossom? Kthxsbai.
MMM – n sum seerd ahi to go wif it! NOM.
total nom nom nom!
Dat’s it — you has destroyed mah diet! Must have NOM NOM nao! I hope you iz happy
Sorree.
But dat meenz im not teh onlee wun hoo lyks teh raw (or haff-raw) fishees! YAY!
Suchi, or did you mean pickled fish? It’s all good either way IMO.
seered ahi tuna eez vry nop snippet, n dah suchi eez nom nom too. Mebbe we are moar kitteh den we reelyzed ^^
Kittehz raydeeyate
innosense az Hewmin getz
taystee bevurrajje
Hewmin nawt lukeeng!
Wun Kitteh nom, nom, nomz. Den
t3h udder joynz in!
Teemwurk essenshull
in akwyreeng Cheezburgr.
Hewmin nawt surprizd
Hewmin lykz “Spryte” wiff
himz lunch. Kittehz prefurrz cold,
sweet, lushuss Milk!
Jack.
I <3 Jack Deth poetry
No, kittehs, U no can haz unyunz, dey BERRY BERRY bad fur kittehs! I gib U fishie treets insted, dey crunchee noms!!
Dat’s rite – dont dey kauz neemia? I forgetted dat. Bad me.
Iz ok, snippet, i bets kittehs jus nibble teh krunchy koatin off an leevs teh unyunz! Much taysteer den furfurs!
Anyhoo, unyunz plus tuna breaths … yukkies!
yeah- onions are very bad for kits — the cellulose is super hard to digest, but actually it’s an acid in the cellulose that’s for all intents/purposes quite poisonous to kittehs. most cats know better and find onions revolting- even the sweetest of caramelized vidalias. kittehs are smaht.
Onions contain a substance (N-propyl disulphide) which destroys red blood cells in the cat, causing a form of anemia called Heinz body anemia. Garlic contains a similar substance in a lesser amount.
Kitteh in chayre already looks aneemik. Hope it didunt eet teh bloomin unyin
wow, haschen….dat wuz berry impressive….truly! Thx fur the xtra info!!
Yes, thanx. I akshully dint know dat. Tho nebber tried to feed kitteh teh unyon.
WTF? Can u beleef teh stoopy hoomins ackchooly did it? Wut we gonna do nao??
Stoopy BurgerWatch® invisible elektronik kitteh fence . . .
Is “furfur’ lolspeak for french fries? ’cause it means dandruff…
I yuwse a speshel shampu fur mah furfur!! It smell bad.
CBSB trai dah dennorex, eez coal tar n not has offensives odor. ^^
Fank u! Will due!
Eeek! Reely? In what language/dialect/idiom? Frinch friez +, dandruffs – - -!!!
May-b dey r tryin to tell us dat frensh froys cause dandruff.
Took the mews out of me mouth! Furfurs no even vaguely sound like french fries, MUCH less ‘dandruff’ or wait, it means dandruff, in ummm …Klingon?
Hmmmm
Wee needs sum prozack ackshuly. Den we ken appropetly njoy burger.
(Dey boff juss luk a littel sad OR mebee dey iz daydreeming ov feelds ov wild cheezburgers running wyld, running frei. Big gayme hunting in teh jungul!! Goe kittehs!)
Onyon rings baad fur kittehs (sereeusly, chek owt poisun control listings at http://www.hsus.org. Onyons and onyon powdur = not gud fur kittehs).
Fank u kind kittehs fur pointing owt a seerious DO NOT WANT!!
foodie kittehs r disapoynted.
we seds
-onyon rinks not furfurz
-sezme seed bun not sawerdoh
-bbq saz not catchup
-swiz not velveeta
-a fresh kwarter pounder but this looks like a wimpy frozun patty
-a u forgets de LT and mah dill pikel and de glaz uf meorloh.
Food critic kittehs are critical.
High maintenance kittehs r high maintenance.
This reminds me of the “I said no mayonaise” commercial, where the waiter just wipes the bun on the side of the table and hands it back….pleh!
dis iz egzacktly y mai kittehs iz nawt allowed to watch teh fudz netwurk! altho it wud be nice if they wud start tu cooks for me! lol!
LuvBJones, in English.
Wow! Nebber hurd dat b4! Tanks for teh updayt!
Gayle Kitteh and Tom Coliccikitteh sez, “Dis is TOP CHEF nawt Top Burgr Flippr!”
Do Gayle Kitteh and Tom Coliccikitteh purrhapz dwell in teh Albewquirky?
u eets freedum friez or teh terristz win!!
Would you like “freedom onion soup” with that?
One order a unyun rings, — ya want frys with tat?
frys wit dat: DO NOT WANT
mmmmm Sonic Unyun rings, teys teh bestest!!!!!!
YAY!!! I loves sonic……wish we had one around here….
Taibl kitteh’s spreshn? Prcless.
Wide-eyed kittehs eez suspeeschauz ov yer offerins…
Onyuns not good 4 kittehs.
Dis wun medjum raer, maek mahn well dun plz, an extra pikulz? Yu iznt puttin mustid on iz yu? Mustid is pleh.
Um, wai-tar, mah chik-kon sammidge pleez? U fergots?
Of korse we nawt wants fryed onyons. . . we wants another cheezburger!
Keep furfurs, keep nasssty onyon ringses… DO WANT CHIKIN RINGS!
Iz just me, or iz that burger teh pleh? Teh beefs iz smaller then teh buns!!!
dat burger is CLEERLY teh pleh. Need squeeshy wonderbread bun–not BRED roll!!! too much bred, not nuff nom nom nom.
Nex time mak cheez mor melty, k tnx bai.
Sorryz. Dids not knows dats sum peeples not likes repeetses of picses. Me likeses dem fine, kauz odder peeples sumtimes has da funnies in odder waiz.
Al so… me doz no ’bout onyonses being bad for keetoms. My hunnybunny r vet studentses. Make for laff haha, not fer reel. Reel keetoms no want annyhows.
Wai! Furfurs is frenchfries. Gotses frum a frenses yiddle neffew.
When mai frenz says, hey, letz get dis moovie to watch, I dont say, no I saw dat one awlreddy, I says, sure! An den I watch it again, wif mai frenz, and den we awl laff, and talk abowt it.
An den, it is a diffrent moovie, becaws now it is teh one I saw dat day, wit dose frenz. It is both moovies, teh one I saw befoar, and teh one I saw now.
In simpler werds, it aint teh picture so much as teh frenz I saw it with. Same here.
An always merember, enof peepl liked it to vote it up here. Dat makes it a winner.
Ur las lyne summmed it upp. Troo dat!!!
D Marie has indeed said it all. Different caption = different picture (for all practical purrpoises). And look at awl the different commentz and threadz it brought. Commentz is at least 50% of teh phun!!! (well – I guess D didn’t quite say it all – I alwayz seems to hav sum extra wordz!)
Anyway – moast of us LURVED it – and we’re so glad to know the etymological history of “furfurs.”
(:c)BE)
I has big ole toofy grinzes now. I share.
Kthxbai!
hehe dat wot eet all abowt, D Marie n Janet all sez much WIN!
Ah alwaze fought tu “Luk at all diffrentz commentz eben eef sayme pixtur, so mausch fun n laff!”
In Soviet Russia, onyun ring orders YOU!
and take back your polka dotted froufrou placemat…with your furfurs
Yech
French frys are NOM. I’ll taek all u gots.
What amazing looks on the kitteh faces! Wud luv to know what was goin on!
neva gets tired of these kittehs. THey has funneh faces. Mew
dat meel luks mity taisty
Oh noes, kittehz! Onyonz iz poizon for kittehz!
Cats do not want french fries. Onion rings ftw, kk thx.
We no can haz cheezburgr! We is Koshurr Kittehs.
I iz laktos intolerent
n he is vegterien.