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TEH CLONING MACHINE

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Darrkwolff

Syuntifik prawgres goez ‘boink’.

sillyannz

memembur, bof Hobbes twins ar ebil!! (an gud, at teh saem tiem)

paws4thot

Dehy is boht bud shirley? Dehy not haz goaty beerdz.

 
Darrkwolff

Dis meen Hobbes haz teemmaets fur Calvinball! :D

 
 
'steroid

Iff bukkit iz upp, iz taim masheen.

Iff bukkit iz doun, is tranzmagogurifire.

Allso we haz tranzmagogurifire pistil.

An we goin too Marz bai wai uv You-con.

Kim

Iz dis frum Buggs Bunney? Marvin teh Marzian?

 
 
 
Sprite101

Well, I was gonna say it, but you beat me to it.

 
BorisEvenWorse

I would scores you at twenty-leben bergurs if I could.

TOTAL WIN!!1!

 
 
Jennrotten

I’ll taek teh xtra un!

 
sillyannz

Eeeeecksellent… soon awl teh cheezburgers will be owrs!! mwah ha haaa

 
bluesuga

i love teh kittenz!… keep em’ comin

 
Trachelle

Thx gudniss no fly got in dis tyme!

markdaycomedy

Thx gudness no Jeff Goldbloom got in dis tyme!

Haf kitteh, haff goldblum, all eggentrix

Trachelle

But kitteh might do ur taxes…. not so grate, akshully… won’t ever shut up wen doin’ em.

B!

Bud eever way iz cross dimenshunal!!

Also aleeyen creechur!

 
 
 
 
 
Prinula the Catula

Dubl yor plehsur,
Dubl yer fum
Wih dublkit, dublkit
dubl kiteh!

gascat

mans- wez showin our age! I members the com ercial! Doublemint gum!
nowss de reel test member “cigars, cigarettes, _______? ” what goeses in the las space?!

momcat

cat butt squirrel butt

Wuz it Tipparillo?

gascat

you be correct! win cheeseburger prize!
You see on tv too?
nom, nom, nom

momcat

 
 
gascat

close, but no ce- gar! I was kitten then, though gurl kute-

gascat

las part shud hav been ” I thought gurl was kute”

momcat

 
 
 
 
 
 
D.R.

Good naem fer a sho… “De advenshoors ov da cloaned kittehs!”

 
 
 
homescribe

these kittehs is mega-kewt … i can pleaze haz cloned kitteh too?

 
miss foots

we are stripy siameez if yu pleez

Jenny

If we sneaken up upon it carfully, der will be a head for you. A tail for me?

gascat

“der iz no finer kat den we are” (walk sideways, smile e vile)

lubed tht movie!
didya eber sloooow the record (yah- record) down and lisn to song? very, very, ineresting.

fambliy had 3/4 black siamese kat- he be e vile…. wud smile and purr at vistors winded around der feets den the moment dezs put der hands down to pet POWWW! Kitte nailed um- tooth and claw! alwaz try to warn vistors, they nebber listen…..
mabe he was guarden us? whoose know, him waz strange kat- ate fur off my kat…..

momcat

 
 
 
dapanferkittah

Dat kitteh in bac has meen luk in eyez! Mebbe he no lik bein kloned?

stend

that’s the evil twin

and I should know

Nighthawke

Dat IS teh evil twin. Dese were mie kitteh’s babeez. I got tew keepz teh evil one and she hateds meh…. no know why…. Bof are purebred Bengals.. but teh marbley kind, not teh spottzed onez. >^^<

Wilf_brim

I had teh Bengal kitteh for a while. she wuz vry soft, vry prety, and vry nutz. she wood get in bed between me and ex wife an snorgle at nite. but she wood get mad if we moved an tak big strong paw and WHAP on human snoot. owie. strong kitteh.

i herd that she runed away from ex wif after she moved. :-(

 
paws4thot

Sometime U getz kitteh lik daht. 1 ov mai frendz had big kitteh (ovr teh Rainbow bridj manee yeers naw) daht hateed mee. Itz grandkittnz aul liked me tho.

 
 
 
 
Jenny

Evl kittehs sent by Voldemort to get Fluffy…. evryone noes 2 kitteh heads better dan free doggeh heads!

scarletkitty

speshully at nite?

 
 
Quinten

now we need 300 mor and we take over the kitchen at Joe’s House of Burgerz.
men will die, but it shall b wurth it.

BonzoGal

Speekin uv JOe’s House of Burgerz, in reel lyfe, a famus burger shack in San Frannsisko just got saved! Red’s Java House was gunna be priced owt of teh space they had bin in 4 menny dekades bai teh eevil Port uv SF commisshun. Lukkily sum reporters mayd a big stink in teh paypurs, and peepls went nuts. Teh Port had 2 lower teh rent so Red’s cud stay. Dis just happined dis week.

U git cheezburgers, cheep beer, and cawfee at Red’s. Cheezburgerz has triumphed!

 
 
medicated_maiden

zomg make moooore!!

 
Spryte808

Is The Kitteh Prestyge!

 
Darrkwolff

Paiz no atenshun to teh kitteh in teh bauks!

 
 
LBeeeze

Success response receevd

Business rekwiorments met

Identical kittehs deelivrd

 
 
Duffy

Mistereeous wovun paturns on teh Gate leed to Caturn!! Eksplorurs come thru to seek allies on Urf!!
Ew - whtz that smell?
I fink sumwun on Urf gotz dogbref.

 
 
markdaycomedy

Eggperumint only haf suxess.

Kitteh haf baskut fur hindquarturs

Kitteh are baskutkase

LBeeeze

2 haff-kittehs deelvrd

back haff of boff Chineze kittehs back ordered

miss foots

Gots to get teh led out ob teh chineze kittehs

B!

Izzat why da lidderbawcks gets so hevee? Kittehs gettin da led owt?

Duffy

It iz roket fyooel, lak Nibblur on Futurama.

 
 
 
 
D Marie

mebbe “baskbutkase?”

 
scarletkitty

Call IKEA–need moar kitteh partz!

paws4thot

LO, Diz iz IKEA Kustomehr Servis. Oll our staff R bizee ATM. Plz hold. UR call iz imprtant 2 uz.

 
 
 
 
Plobes

cormsacopia

i has so many corms
nom nom duplakittehs