TEH CLONING MACHINE
…WAS SUKSESFUL
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Syuntifik prawgres goez ‘boink’.
memembur, bof Hobbes twins ar ebil!! (an gud, at teh saem tiem)
Dehy is boht bud shirley? Dehy not haz goaty beerdz.
Dis meen Hobbes haz teemmaets fur Calvinball!
Iff bukkit iz upp, iz taim masheen.
Iff bukkit iz doun, is tranzmagogurifire.
Allso we haz tranzmagogurifire pistil.
An we goin too Marz bai wai uv You-con.
Iz dis frum Buggs Bunney? Marvin teh Marzian?
Calvin and Hobbes.
Well, I was gonna say it, but you beat me to it.
I would scores you at twenty-leben bergurs if I could.
TOTAL WIN!!1!
I’ll taek teh xtra un!
Eeeeecksellent… soon awl teh cheezburgers will be owrs!! mwah ha haaa…
i love teh kittenz!… keep em’ comin
Thx gudniss no fly got in dis tyme!
Thx gudness no Jeff Goldbloom got in dis tyme!
Haf kitteh, haff goldblum, all eggentrix
But kitteh might do ur taxes…. not so grate, akshully… won’t ever shut up wen doin’ em.
Bud eever way iz cross dimenshunal!!
Also aleeyen creechur!
Iz a kitteh kornakopia
mebee “kormakopia”
“Kormakopia” FTW!!!!!
Dubl yor plehsur,
Dubl yer fum
Wih dublkit, dublkit
dubl kiteh!
mans- wez showin our age! I members the com ercial! Doublemint gum!
nowss de reel test member “cigars, cigarettes, _______? ” what goeses in the las space?!
momcat
Wuz it Tipparillo?
you be correct! win cheeseburger prize!
You see on tv too?
nom, nom, nom
momcat
Cigarellos
close, but no ce- gar! I was kitten then, though gurl kute-
las part shud hav been ” I thought gurl was kute”
momcat
tiparillos
gud job!
Copycat.
Ha hahaha…nice!
Good naem fer a sho… “De advenshoors ov da cloaned kittehs!”
these kittehs is mega-kewt … i can pleaze haz cloned kitteh too?
we are stripy siameez if yu pleez
If we sneaken up upon it carfully, der will be a head for you. A tail for me?
“der iz no finer kat den we are” (walk sideways, smile e vile)
lubed tht movie!
didya eber sloooow the record (yah- record) down and lisn to song? very, very, ineresting.
fambliy had 3/4 black siamese kat- he be e vile…. wud smile and purr at vistors winded around der feets den the moment dezs put der hands down to pet POWWW! Kitte nailed um- tooth and claw! alwaz try to warn vistors, they nebber listen…..
mabe he was guarden us? whoose know, him waz strange kat- ate fur off my kat…..
momcat
Dat kitteh in bac has meen luk in eyez! Mebbe he no lik bein kloned?
that’s the evil twin
and I should know
Dat IS teh evil twin. Dese were mie kitteh’s babeez. I got tew keepz teh evil one and she hateds meh…. no know why…. Bof are purebred Bengals.. but teh marbley kind, not teh spottzed onez. >^^<
I had teh Bengal kitteh for a while. she wuz vry soft, vry prety, and vry nutz. she wood get in bed between me and ex wife an snorgle at nite. but she wood get mad if we moved an tak big strong paw and WHAP on human snoot. owie. strong kitteh.
i herd that she runed away from ex wif after she moved.
Sometime U getz kitteh lik daht. 1 ov mai frendz had big kitteh (ovr teh Rainbow bridj manee yeers naw) daht hateed mee. Itz grandkittnz aul liked me tho.
Evl kittehs sent by Voldemort to get Fluffy…. evryone noes 2 kitteh heads better dan free doggeh heads!
speshully at nite?
now we need 300 mor and we take over the kitchen at Joe’s House of Burgerz.
men will die, but it shall b wurth it.
Speekin uv JOe’s House of Burgerz, in reel lyfe, a famus burger shack in San Frannsisko just got saved! Red’s Java House was gunna be priced owt of teh space they had bin in 4 menny dekades bai teh eevil Port uv SF commisshun. Lukkily sum reporters mayd a big stink in teh paypurs, and peepls went nuts. Teh Port had 2 lower teh rent so Red’s cud stay. Dis just happined dis week.
U git cheezburgers, cheep beer, and cawfee at Red’s. Cheezburgerz has triumphed!
zomg make moooore!!
Is The Kitteh Prestyge!
Bowf are plai-ed by Kittehn Bayle
FTW!1!1!!!
Paiz no atenshun to teh kitteh in teh bauks!
Success response receevd
Business rekwiorments met
Identical kittehs deelivrd
Step 3 - Profit!
Mistereeous wovun paturns on teh Gate leed to Caturn!! Eksplorurs come thru to seek allies on Urf!!
Ew - whtz that smell?
I fink sumwun on Urf gotz dogbref.
caturn FTW!!
Can has ringtail?
Eggperumint only haf suxess.
Kitteh haf baskut fur hindquarturs
Kitteh are baskutkase
2 haff-kittehs deelvrd
back haff of boff Chineze kittehs back ordered
Gots to get teh led out ob teh chineze kittehs
Izzat why da lidderbawcks gets so hevee? Kittehs gettin da led owt?
It iz roket fyooel, lak Nibblur on Futurama.
mebbe “baskbutkase?”
Call IKEA–need moar kitteh partz!
LO, Diz iz IKEA Kustomehr Servis. Oll our staff R bizee ATM. Plz hold. UR call iz imprtant 2 uz.
House of Kittehs?
Theo!
cormsacopia
i has so many corms
nom nom duplakittehs
duplakittehs FTW!!!!!